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Who Dares Wins...
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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haha Ninj I like your new comic strip style, particularly the earlier one with Clegg and the computer top stuff :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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Ta missus
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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Hahahahaha!
'Oid loike you to meet my woif an' moi sister . . . Here she is!'you bad bad man!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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That's a strange Merfolk - I mean, Norfolk accent you have there
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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Can't be Norfolk; the fingers aren't webbed.
*dodges flying shoe*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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Norfolk . . . and good!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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I`ve seen that ring before
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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Yay!
I actually checked the posted version to see if naughtyperson had done this... But now the process is complete.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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What happened to the thread?
It disappeared while I was making my version. Was there a flounce?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Beyond flounce
And well into "user deleted" territory.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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Well that's just selfish isn't it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Wha..?
In the last fifteen minutes?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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Was anybody quick and sneaky enough to do a screencap - come on guys! think of the comedy value wasted!!!!!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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I just did some checking back
I'm guessing it was a viral marketer, that's why it was deleted.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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There is so much comedy value from viral marketeers I love the one with "Is this dress too old for my 16 year old brother?"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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wouldn`t check it but
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Just had a look it's some kind of Japanese weird advertisement videos
nothing dangerous to your computer.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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but its my fragile mind that has fear
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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The first video is quiet funny.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:10,
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thanks for sharing~
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Nice tattoo.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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Not bad, is it?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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Hmmm it was there a second ago...
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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parp
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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Yarp
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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The tattooist was rubbish, you got blood poisoning for free
You can't bicep-ticaemia.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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D'oof!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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That deserves a big spang you funny funny man!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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That would make such a fantastic tattoo :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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Lovely kid
Shame about the sword-maker...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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No reason, sorry for seams etc..
mostly cos curious as to who would, and with which.
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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Oh alright, then.
Would, would, would.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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Give me an hour with a scalpel, bone saw and some gaffer tape
Then I'll let you know.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Wait... did anyone just see that, or am I going mad?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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You mean someone posting an old pic from t'interwebs as their own
Then quickly deleting it when I posted the TinEye search results? Nope, didn't see anything. What happened?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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*phew* so it DID happen.
I thought I was having hallucinations of badly compressed JPGs of hands again.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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I'm sure I saw it too
the fastest removal of a new user in b3ta history?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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Must mean the mods are about. Look busy, people!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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Whoops!
Houston we have a thread deletion
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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O_o
How can you delete a post if your account's been deleted first?b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91862
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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yet one post remains
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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I'll have the human top half please
but I'd get her to wank me with her soft prehensile chimp feet
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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This picture reminds me of a debate I've had many times.
If there was a mermaid with a human top half and fish bottom half, and another one with a fish top half and human bottom half, which would you have?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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both, clearly
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Female bottom fish top
The tastier bits are at the front half.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Chips, salt and sauce with it
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Sorry.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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NOT SO FUCKING REAL ESTATE AGENT
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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That would
have been better. oh well.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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I have had to stamp on my kitten because of that.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Don't listen to him
he's just jealous because he didn't think of it . . .or summat
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Hahah
no it's just a reference to the Angelina Jolie pic I did: Angelina Jolie, and Angelina Not So Fucking Jolie. Every time I post one of these kind of pics, Atomic says "...NOT SO FUCKING..." in the commments.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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Yeah yeah that's great thanks just hold it there that's grand thanks
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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RIS
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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oh dear
I thought it was ace.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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It would help if you'd included some text, or animated it or something
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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pfft!
Take yer eyes off her chest for a sec and TRY and drag them to the words at the bottom . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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Oh, right, I get you now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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hahaha
come on now
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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Shirley it needs to be flattened first?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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I can't get enough of these puns
they're so moorish
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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You said yesterday you'd had a dry spell, so... deservedly... I say to thee
*spang* once more
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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*fucking laps it up*
'ning!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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"Ning! Spang! F*cking!"
Sounds like someone dropped the cutlery basket out of the dishwasher again. :-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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Je suis vraiment désolé.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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You can have one too
*spang* :-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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Hahahaha!
I still have 'semi-moore' on my hummus list but lack the potatoshoppery skills to give her a 'suspicious package'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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Suspicious package.
Arf! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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feel free if you wanna do it
I'm not skilled enough
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Moor or less.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:11,
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Well, that's my magenta Comic Sans hit for the day!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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and my kerning horror for the day
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Thank you
for noticing. I also hope you also enjoyed the horrific seams, island and childlike application of the blur tool.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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indeed I did :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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Jokes > technique.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Cunt and Fake Cunt
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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Woo!
She should hold him upright, all the colour's run from his face...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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haha!
love it.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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Arf!
I doff my cap to you, sir! :D
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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^hehehe!
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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OH COME ON YOU CUNTS THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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srsly?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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The fuck is pinterest?
aside from something I've just blocked from my feed on facearse, of course
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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It's yet another social networking site.
People 'pin' pics to a collection on a page, other people can 'like' them, and 're-pin' them on pages of their own. By the way, since you asked, Pinterest also reserves the 'right' to use anything you post on their site for commercial gain or in any other way they see fit, and they also claim copyright on it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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eh?
social networking? Is that like a beetle drive?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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That's rather nice of them, isn't it?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Ah
essentially tumblr then
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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"reserves the 'right' to use anything you post on their site for commercial gain or in any other way they see fit, and they also claim copyright on it."
Really...? Blimey.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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Yep.
My wife is part of a group that started using it to exchange ideas. They've pretty much all stopped using it now, since one of them read the terms of use properly then circulated the copyright sections to the rest of the group. It's still the flavour of the month over here though, and I noticed the BBC and the Grauniad have both run very positive recent articles about it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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If I worked for the Beeb or Grundynads
I'd be recommending b3ta to EVARYONE!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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That'll really mess up our lovely cliques
Loads of new people coming in!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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To be fair
Rob does that on here . . . he got 38p for 2 million of my pictures
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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I'm too old to understand this
but in a vain attempt to ingratiate* myself wif da yoof I shall pretend it's hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! WICKID!! INNIT!*groom
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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How about Pinternet?
The site where seedy types write reviews on how they just spent fifty quid on half-an-hour with a dog-eared copy of a Pinter play.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Good 'noons B3tales.
EDIT: Well this IS embarrassing! Now fixed. Clonk For Bonk
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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*blinks*
EDIT: Ahhhhhh . . . there it is! C]:0D Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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*wanks*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Fake!!
Can't see a drop of rain! WOO ;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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Love these pics
Is it 10:36 already though?
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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lovely stuff :))
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:06,
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*Parental Lock* alert...
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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hahaha
this made me laugh even more than the first two!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Ha ha ha!
Vinegar strokes in the last frame.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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Hahahahaha
*sobs* should be his permanent Farcebonk status.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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hahahahaha
:D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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haha, what a git
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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Haha
I appear to have missed the second one. *sobs* *scrolls*
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Antubis right round, like a record, lion ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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Hahaha! Top stuff.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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hahaha
poor old Cleggo.
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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thanks for sharing~
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jchengnet http://www.ongags.com ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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YOU DO NOT EXIST
YOU ARE A NONSENSE.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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haha, what a non existent cunt
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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Hey everyone! Let's flaunt our physical matter off in front of him! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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b3ta has a ghost o_O
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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I hope it's not one of those Ring types that comes out of the screen.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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Well woooo la la!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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these are awesome!
moar pls
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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Ha ha!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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PLEASE....NEVER
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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I can only get 425 carol...
Carol!! Ewwww!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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7-4=3 (50-3)*9
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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I went
6*7=42 42+4+1=47 47*9 /corrected
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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and I went
50*9=450 4*7=28 450-28+1=423 (only without the edited in corection)
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barnesy ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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+1
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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+1?
That makes it 424. ;)
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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You can't re-use the 6
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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edited
and there was me rushing in to point out barnsey's mistake. What a cunt!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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It's ok I'm really slow today as well
roll on weekend
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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and now I look silly
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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I did it in my head ;)
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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urgh numbers
*fears
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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sorry...
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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GO TO YOUR ROOM
kitten/skateboard
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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But what about supper :(
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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You're going to bed without socks on, young man
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Argh.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Would ewe believe it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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I wooldn't.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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you mutton't think like that
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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oh fucking hell
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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:)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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According to my calculations...your science is false.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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Hmm, that's a nice looking liver you have there...
Would you care to join me in a plate of fresh fava beans and a nice chianti?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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*I heard a strange noise*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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Sorry Pedro I did your suggestion
It's Tunapig. It has the body of a pig but the mind of a tuna.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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It should spawn a sequel song to "Smelly Cat"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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That's just a dead pig in the ocean.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Oh, the humanity!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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I blame Pedro.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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But it has the mind of a tuna. (Poor father ted reference)www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7IDw3PNI
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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Nice one Smashy!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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What the drawing tool of choice for B3tans
No horse links please....
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Sorry...
Smash Monkey used to draw fish for us and I put them all in a tank for her De-RIS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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Ha
I remember seeing some of them :)
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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Tunapig, Tunapig. Why are you fishy?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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THIS PIG.
IS DEAD.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Ha ha ha ha!
The correct reaction to an encounter with Teh Fear.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Fantastic!!
That is all...oh and the *click* of course :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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FEAR IN SPAAAACE
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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The Fear looking nicely polished these days I see.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Teh Feagle has landed.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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Lovely! :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Brill!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Lolz
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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haha, nicely
:)
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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oh noes aliens spilt their tea
woo :D edit: or is it popcorn? Gets clicks either way :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Ack! Ackackackack AACK!*
* - translation: Woo! and *click*
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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\ooo/
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:17,
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Clit Hero
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THE REVTED ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Paul Whitehouse is looking younger these days.
Otherwise, RIS.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Christ - I remenber Jimmy Clitheroe. But then I'm 102 you know.
What's he doing here?
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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is that out for the ps3?
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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Not yet...
...but it was very popular on PC some years ago. So much so, in fact, that pretty much every laptop keyboard has the dedicated game controller right in the middle.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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Allo, peeps. What should I draw the'day?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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A...
...Zombie viking taking High Tea with the Duke and Duchess of Rochester whilst at sea during a rather 'balmy' Sunday afternoon :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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I fucking kid you not
I was going to suggest this bar the rochester and balmy sunday afternoon
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Hahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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tunapig
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Mmmm tunabacon
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and doing that sex thing
with tits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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everything's better with tits
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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still not sure
about biscuits
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Titty biscuits or biscuit tits?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Ahhhhwoooombp AhhEeeeeeee!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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John Prescott slowly sliding in and out of a dankey's ring piece.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Dangerous
biscuits with or without tits - not too sure about biscuits with tits...
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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They'd be great
You could could suck the jammy centre out through the nipple, then collapse the structure in your mouth like those sherbet-filled flying saucer things.
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fuscous ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Jesus Christ dying on the cross for our sins
with tits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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I don't often click replies..
but I clicked this one :@ )
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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Horrible hamsters
no tits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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Vinnie Jones farting in a crowded lift
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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A fox wearing a gas mask, boiling a rabbit in a giant pan on an oven.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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did he just get off of an elevator where Vinnie Jones was?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Yeah. Vinnie had an egg McMuffin for breakfast that morning.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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eww fuck!
the other day, i returned to the computer shoppe. I work in the back, where (we'll call him) Jim had just gone back to release a bit of built-up air pressure. my life is hell sometimes
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Eugh, lovely. o_o
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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A woman is standing before the euphemistically titled functional yoghurts section in the cool, well-lit dairy aisle of a large out of town supermarket.
She is dressed for the office perhaps, a blue-grey single-breasted jacket over a simple white cotton blouse and a slightly too long to be fashionable black pencil skirt. A smudged rectangle of pinkish-white dust on the left hip of her skirt suggests she is in fact a school-teacher. Her face, unadorned with make-up, would be considered by most men as pretty, though dark rings under her grey-green eyes are indicative of a lack of sleep. Unkempt strands in her bob of dark brown hair waft in the blast of refrigerated air from the large open cabinet in front of her. She bites her lip as if in deep thought, staring intently at the rows of pots ranged before her on their refrigerated shelves. Above the susurration of a thousand mundane purchases, the drone of an announcement over the in-store speaker system requests a cleaner by till number seventeen. Suddenly, the woman drives her arm into the shelves of yoghurt, two fingers of her right hand precisely spearing the lid of a pot of Danone fruits of the forest. The woman withdraws her fingers from the pot and puts them in her mouth, sucking the lavender-coloured yoghurt with a look of deep, almost sensual pleasure. A single spot of pinkish-purple yoghurt drops onto her blouse. After another moment, the woman repeatedly jabs her fingers into the shelf, spearing pot after pot. The aisle echoes to a regular wet popping sound as she stabs into the display, over and over, sucking the contents of each pot from her fingers with ecstatic reverence. Her right arm is soon slathered with a pastel mix of creamy splashes; as much again runs down her chin and onto her heaving chest. A small, nervous crowd of customers and junior staff members has formed, huddled at each end of the dairy aisle. The spectators watch the woman with a mixture of expressions, ranging from amusement to shock to horrified fascination. Finally, the deputy manager is called and he cautiously approaches the woman from the end of the aisle closest to the cheeses. He notes distractedly that besides the store-brand mature farmhouse cheddar, someone has deposited a tin of minestrone soup. Two security guards flank the deputy manager, attempting to look nonchalant, though this fools no-one present. By now, the woman is covered in yoghurt across most of her chest and face, nearly all the yoghurt pots are ruined, their contents running into each other and spreading to the natural and set yoghurts on the shelf below. Two fans of glistening droplets spread across the floor to either side of the panting woman. "Miss?" says the deputy manager. He is close enough now to smell the miasma of fruit flavours, making him slightly nauseous. He has never liked yoghurt. The woman wipes her chin with her sleeve and the action causes a gout of runny mess to spatter over the deputy manager's shoes, as well as the turn-up of his right trouser leg, causing him to take an involuntary step back. "No," she replies, slightly hoarse. "I think I got them all".
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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TL/WRL
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Our regular columnist Wasp Box
will return tomorrow.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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depends if i'm on lunch at toon time
can't be arsed typing much on my phone
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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These get longer!
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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*looks at these*
what happens if they get rubbed? do they get longer still?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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with tits
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D Epic!
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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well, that's me spent
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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*applauds*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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sexless eroticism!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Literotica ---->
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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Dairy bukkake :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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Higgs bosons expressing their surprise after finding out they don't exist after all
with tits
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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I would like a drawing of the following please:
A tyrannosaurs rex wearing night vision goggles that is masturbating. He is ejaculating a laser beam, which is going to destroy the 2nd tower of the world trade centre (the first is already smoking and destroyed). The sun should be in thebackground with a face and smiling. Please incorporate an Egyptian theme as well, some sort of pyramid maybe.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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that's how the titty crumbles!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Was worried there for a second
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Antubis right round, like a record, lion ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Moira Stuart trying to read the news when the autocue fails and she has to read from her notes
however the notes have been replaced by drawings of tits
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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This one please.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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Hahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Tits
with tits
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Yay!!! TITS!
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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Kind of like my idea, Boobs with tits.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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A visual representation
of that thing you find yourself doing when you want to get away from a conversation. Sort of, leaning in that direction. Maybe even taking small steps.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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Jedward during a charity parachute jump
however when they pull their ripcords, they realise that the parachutes are in fact, tits, which as we all know do not have the aerodynamic qualities of proper parachutes, and they plummet to their doom
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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No, this cannot be allowed.
They might fashion some sort of crash mat out of the tits and survive.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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JJ could depict them landing just a few feet away from the tits
I think a Jedward shaped hole in the ground would be an excellent tourist attraction
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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A chain of pairs of entangled lizards trying to get a package from one side of the universe to the other
The package has tits.
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Antubis right round, like a record, lion ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Rhinoceros beetles with the raging horn
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Moggy giving you a hummer.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Like I'd be on the same side of the glass as her.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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I will be your proxy...she'll never know.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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And then she sprays the glass with spit and writes 'NEVER FORGIVE', like a psychotic version of Pob.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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hahha
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Fridge vs. Dishwasher.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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David Cameron inserting pieces of splintered matchwood into the eye of Nick Cleggs tumescent member, all the while pushing marbles up his own ringpiece. For no reason.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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He doesn't need a reason
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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Bob the Builder is sweltering under a hot sun.
He has already stripped off his trademark overalls and checked shirt, and is dressed now in only his workboots, safety helmet and toolbelt, his tiny clay penis clearly visible and swinging to and fro as he works. Pilchard the Cat keeps hanging around the site and winding her way around his legs. He finds this very arousing and begins to get a tiny clay erection. He can't work in this state so he shoots his load into the cement mixer. The cement's crap as a result and the apartment block he's making collapses five years later, killing all of the residents.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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With tits.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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haha! excellent "climax"
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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I can never look the same way at building malfunctions on the news again
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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WAH HAH HAH HAH! Fucking ace!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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haha
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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GenuLOL
Just superb
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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hahaha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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The Legendary Krazov
Opening his new act at the 1856 Fete des Cochons in Bordeaux
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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hundreds of japanese people being killed by a tsunami, please
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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Okay, which b3tard is this then?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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*rubs chin*
Hmmmm....
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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It's strangely comforting to know that the whole 'something something with tits' response thing has been going for at least five years ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Before that people always used to ask for sexy nuns
I vaguely recall JJ getting fed up with it and linking to goatse or tub girl or something and getting a bollocking.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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Squirrel infested custard:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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jimmy hill doing something
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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The Egyptian god Anubis.
With tits.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Draw my fox character...with tits.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Haven't drawn that in a while.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Anubis with bubis?
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mutated monty ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Can't say pharaoh than that.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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Never titties
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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king teat n' cum-in
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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The Dole
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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Margaret Thatcher in a bouncy castle full of scared midgets after having eaten caviar
And she's about to blow, japanese monster style. Moggy would be so proud
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Happy Colored Marbles
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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silly hekim! JJ is not connor!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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finally gets the reference (I think)
marbles for MS?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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LITTLEMARIA: O HERRO
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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A lady accepting a package from the postman
Seconds after throwing on a dressing gown as she just got up!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Oh noes...
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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*checks front page*
I'll be damned -- it's all true :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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'that nice Chinese boy 'Dave'
:D priceless!
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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\o/
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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lol@"tit twizzlers"
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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Welcome noob....shop a fucking kitten.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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hahahaha...these are brill....keep 'em coming :D
much lols here
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Hehe, cheers Elvis
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Excellent once more!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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Ta Waspie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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don't like leaving it parked on the street in case it gets nicked...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
That's one helluva garage! *click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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I've just shown this to my grandson
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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Reminds me of the 'Stock Footage Festival' scene in the Simpsons.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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hahaha
They did one of those "stock footage sex montages" in Neighbours recently - I nearly fell off the sofa laughing
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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You have GOT to be fucking kidding.
Any time Neighbours tries to do something a bit different, it is... it's beautiful.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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it even had "Song of Joy"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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Gutting, I don't have a TV D:
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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That reminds me
When I left work yesterday, I saw five police motorcycles escorting two white stretch limos. Looked like they were heading to the ESTEC buildings.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:30,
archived )
That would be the So-Solid Crew, going back to their original jobs.
Lisa Maffia invented the communications satelite, you know.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Do you reckon DJ Wogan and Shake & Vac were with them?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Not sure, I did read yesterday that Dappy was itching to get back to the LHC this summer though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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Just hit the east side of the LHC
on a mission tryin to find Mr Higgsy B
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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I don't think he does all that when he's there, as it's all a bit embarrassing for him.
He even wears a different hat.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Doin' science an tings, innit, brap, etc.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Aphex Twin 'Windowlicker' CDC amalgamation FTW.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Ah! That's what it was reminding me of.
Thanks man.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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I'm watching it right now. I forgot how amazing it is.
How stupid of me.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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Chris Cunningham is a brilliant director.
Rubber Johnny is probably my favourite. So full of weird.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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I like 'Come on my Selector' by Squarepusher,
watched it the other day and only noticed this time that the Japanese orderlies are actually speaking English.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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His live sets are pretty good as well.
I remember seeing one ages ago that he did including Star Wars footage. Can't find it for the life of me :S
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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Ah man, I'd love to see him. It's one of the few acts I should've seen but haven't.
Thanks to festivals, I've seen Limp fucking Bizkit about seven times. Where is the justice in that, I ask you?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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Yeah. I really want to go see Daft Punk
but they tour once in a blue moon. When they were in Leeds a few years back, I couldn't bloody go. Gutted.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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A class video.
That bit's actually based on a Tom & Jerry cartoon (a surprisingly dark one, at that).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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Sexual.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Yay, tardis garage!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Aye, sometimes, you need a garage of such capaciousness
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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BWAAAHAHAAA :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:34,
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a bit of the old. "in out, in out"
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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Haha brilliant
*needs more pubes :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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lols
looks like this place..
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--- --- ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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love this
*glees* :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:34,
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I`m loving this :)
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:52,
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hehehe
great
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Hello. Not been around for a while. Fart oo busy, donchaknow.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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Ha ha!
Nice.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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RACIST
You blacked them up!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Blame the colour matching algorithms
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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RACIST!
you didn't black them up enough!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Blame the colour matching algorithms
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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Ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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It's a shame penis hats didn't take off more
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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It was when they banned the trade in elephant legs.
Without hollowed-out elephant legs to keep their penis-hats in, the hoi polloi soon lost interest and bought common or garden hats instead.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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That's what i hate about the posh
they're so fickle.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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This is why the West Midlands ballsack-purse making industry of the mid-nineteenth century disappeared overnight.
Fickle fickle fickle.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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RACIST
They're too brown and I don't like his hat
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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Blame the colour matching algo........ Ah fuck it, they're too brown
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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sorry.
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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compo
shirley?
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Really?
I s'pose so, austerity an' all that...... Done.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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More nonsense
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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I am sorry, the board has reached its nonsense limits for today. Please try again tomorrow.
And blame the gay shift.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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*blames*
*mutters darkly* *turns back clock* Sorted!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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If I could turn back time
(If I could find a way) I'd take back the words that hurt you, and you'd stay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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sorry to TJ but
totally doesnt deserve its own thread... but you know when you see something so insane, it has to find a way onto b3ta? That happened this morning: click for embiggen and because i TRIED to do something b3ta with it:
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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"Do yew do any Cliff Wrichard?!"
"You hum it, I'll smash yer teeth in."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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Are you still talking to the old bag about your herpes?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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Whack dem bollox
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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He beats the testebongoes while playing the pink oboe.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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I knew this.
I think I've always known.
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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best phrase EVER!!!
10 points.... Top hat old bean :)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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i totally was going to remove the bongos...
how did i miss the obvious cdc?
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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By the power vested in me by the laws of b3ta and the CDC in particular, I herby strip you of your b3ta rankings and icon
until such a time when you pass your exams again
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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:(
i didnt even know that was a thing that could be done. I approve. (racks brain trying to think of what my logo was.) will this make it better?
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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According to the records, your old icon looks like a horse's cock - but I could be wrong, it's quite difficult to make out...
your old icon looks like a horse's cock - but I could be wrong it's quite difficult to make out...www.b3ta/member-icon-list.html
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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did i REALLY click that?
Ive been away too long.
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Hahaha! Welcome back.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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click.
i love you.
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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those were the times I carried you, my child
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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Sorry.
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Tusk knows where you live ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:28,
archived )
...
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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You forget
On the 29th of February nonsense is allowed to propose to the /board
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Waspy, will you nonsense me?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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Oh mediocre, I thought you'd never ask!
Of course I will! But your father will never agree, we must elope. TO GRETNA!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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*exeunt*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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Let's leapfrog to GRETNA together!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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but I thought you were going to give me a good hard nonsensing!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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This is one of the poorest nonsensings I've ever witnessed.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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try rubbing it!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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mmmm yeah
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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BEWARE!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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:S
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djboo ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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haha
I like how you made the hat bigger
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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what what!!
I'm fucking firing up PAINT.EXE now in a fucking RAGE!!! I'm clicknig the fuckfkfing mouse button angryyiyilyl to stast alsrtarli t p apaiaint. a.t.eex .x AAaAA IA AAama so s anangry ay y aaI Acaanaa't teveeannaea ttipe..y tptyepep type!"!! Tepews
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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Relax, such limits never apply to members of the gay shift
You of all people should know that, sexymeats
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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*detospluffs*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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heh, bush.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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*fwips*
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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[still not cubism]
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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I like how the statue
is trying to cover her muff and hold a flowerpot on her head and is resigned to the fact there's no way to cover her knockers as well
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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HAHAHAHAHA
I'm David Cameron and so's my wife!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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hahaha... excellent stuff Ninj......"Sammy up the shitter".....yes please.............*click* :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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oh sam cam!
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rob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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Hahahahahaha
Cheers Elvis! :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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hahaha
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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pffft
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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Cameron, David Cameron.
Hahahahha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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hahaha
Ace!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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Ta Waspie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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fuck trumpet
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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Hahahaha! What a barstard!
Hallo Ninj! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Hai Moley!!
\O/ :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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Wonderful!
Lembit Opik, that cheekyfucker
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Abbreviation, not acronym, shurely?
/Eng. Lang. Nazi
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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It doesn't say what username he actually uses
Perhaps it is CamDavCam and you are wrong to assume it was CDC?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:14,
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Ooh I thought it was acronym...
...when you 'Initialise' the words :(
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word. These components may be individual letters (as in CEO) or parts of words (as in Benelux and Ameslan). There is no universal agreement on the precise definition of the various terms (see nomenclature) nor on written usage (see orthographic styling).
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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Ha ha ha!
lovely stuff.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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Cheers sir!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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It must be Tuesday. :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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He's damn chipper about it too!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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*burns lake Xochimilco*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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1.618... ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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Why is Marge a ninja?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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Lacist!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:44,
archived )
Hahaha!
Lovely fronds. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:30,
archived )
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