this one is called Pump and I made it italic but it is not right
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Fnarr fnarr!
Here's my take on it from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/10704473
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10704473
It's a funny thing, but not so many people have a birthday today?
Anyway... Happy birthday; Joss (De Nomolos) Ackland, Jonathan (who ate all the pies) Coleman and Ken (Big Joe Grizzly) Foree.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:13,
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don't you just hate it when you think you've come up with a new rude word, but it turns out to already be a commonplace?
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I used to feel a lot more original before the internet allowed me to rapidly find out I'm not.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:18,
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Ive met Ken Foree at some convention where they did a dawn of the dead anniversary thing
Huge fella.
Also met Gaylen ross and Tom Savini there as well.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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Also met Gaylen ross and Tom Savini there as well.
infact, it looks more like it did originally after you edited it!
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:27,
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in the original Woody Allen had his dick out
more like WOODy Allen, am I right
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 2:29,
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more like WOODy Allen, am I right
somewhere fucking kids I'd imagine
because that's okay with the Academy.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:05,
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because that's okay with the Academy.
tiger shark sea wolf boiling shoppe piss drole bebe
tiger shark sea wolf boiling shoppe piss drole bebe
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:20,
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tiger shark sea wolf boiling shoppe piss drole bebe
mediocre where can I get me some super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe? if only there were a web site suitable to my needs
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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don't know if that ever screened here, I've had to scratch around on youtube just to see 'em eh
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Ran on reruns so often that it's part of the vernacular of most Canadians.
I still like most episodes.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:50,
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so many famous names that I only saw after they'd shipped out to Hollywood.
I like most of 'em too
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:04,
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I like most of 'em too
A funny thing gets lost in the fame of the cast and "characters" later.
The writing.
It forced them all to down-write because of the
shitty fucking cable network theme. The lines
and scenarios gained from the editing to fit it.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 4:18,
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It forced them all to down-write because of the
shitty fucking cable network theme. The lines
and scenarios gained from the editing to fit it.
FISHDICK NOT TO YOUR LIKING, DAWG?
Try it with some tartar sauce.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:44,
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I'm pretty sure this wasn't rotating before, but then I have been drinking
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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shopped pics only please
read the FAQ
also, it'd be funny to take the Daily Fail ones and fix them.
But not that funny.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:13,
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also, it'd be funny to take the Daily Fail ones and fix them.
But not that funny.
I could submit twelve of them to cafepress or some shit and see what happens
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:59,
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I forgot why the listerine was in this one but then I remembered every pretty princess needs the mouthwash after being sick I suppose
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:01,
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BEWARE THE PLASTICIZED MELTING HEAD OF WOODY ALLEN
FOR IT BEARS HIS PITILESS LAZER EYES OF DESTRUCTION
ALSO: CHILD ABUSE
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:35,
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ALSO: CHILD ABUSE
Dude sorry I'm not following you at all here, what are you saying
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:42,
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:58,
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I thought I told you to stop bringing your camera to MediocreLab
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 5:03,
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Can't have enough dick.
Unless your frogs are over leveraged, of course.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:30,
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I'll have to give credit to Eddie Murphy for that one.
(and the rest of the joke)
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:37,
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sadly, i dont get this joke
by the way, which one you clowns works for Metroland
www.psdisasters.com/2012/02/metroland-low-budget-skills.html
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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www.psdisasters.com/2012/02/metroland-low-budget-skills.html
Not guilty.
See above effort. Note level of skill not even that of Metroland "artist". *looks at ground, hands in pockets; kicks can*
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:44,
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Sorry!
Look, I got violently drunk one night and bet the Metroland editors that I could make them a cover in less than 5 minutes.
I didn't think they'd use it. I feel kinda cheap now.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:55,
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I didn't think they'd use it. I feel kinda cheap now.
I particularly enjoyed the Daily Mail section.
It's hard to believe that they could be as bad as they are.
Really. Anyone here, using MS paint would be better than those.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 1:12,
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Really. Anyone here, using MS paint would be better than those.
Haha
That's an uber cool spot - I hadn't noticed.
The ennui of cricket bats.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:59,
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The ennui of cricket bats.
yo, das right dawg -- deffinittleee
ahm finna fuck a mutha fucka up
EDIT: ahm taaad-uh weak-asspunks trynna fuck it up fo real nigguhs like mah mans and dem -- fuck is wrong wit dem?
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:22,
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EDIT: ahm taaad-uh weak-asspunks trynna fuck it up fo real nigguhs like mah mans and dem -- fuck is wrong wit dem?
dont no wot u iz sayin bruv bt it sound lyk u dissin me
u dont wana b startn shit wiv me uvverwys amma go gt mi crew an pop sum caps innit
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:31,
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haha, the guy on the left is actually my brother! haha!
literally just logged on, mental!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:01,
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seriously, where did you get the source pic? if its from his facebook thats a bit out of order
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:04,
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i'm not joking here, i'll gaz you my brother's facebook to proove it
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:08,
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I'm going to grab an albatross and enjoy watching this unfurl.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:14,
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i've gazzed him and no response
the internet is a small world after all eh?
i don't mind the picture being used, the bloke's a cock, bit weird tho
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:15,
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i don't mind the picture being used, the bloke's a cock, bit weird tho
He wasn't that hard to find.
Image searched 'chav'. Third line down. Et voila.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:18,
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I'm confused.
Are you saying your own brother is a cock?
I mean, he is drinking Foster's, wearing an England football top and a Burberry cap. He's kind of giving it away.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21,
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I mean, he is drinking Foster's, wearing an England football top and a Burberry cap. He's kind of giving it away.
as have the rest of our family
i hadn't facebooked him for a while, he looks like he's gone the full EDL now
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:27,
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Hehe, he'll probably come even higher up the search now you've linked to him
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21,
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Made this image over 5 years ago prob before facebook
Besides your bro's representin' all over the place
EDIT: Quinten Oftiweak proved it with a link to his brothers facebook. I'm now friends with his brother and we are going out for a bottle of white lightening next week.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:24,
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EDIT: Quinten Oftiweak proved it with a link to his brothers facebook. I'm now friends with his brother and we are going out for a bottle of white lightening next week.
What the fuck? Those are MY lottery numbers.
Honestly, you scumbag...give them back.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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Hold on a minute
That guy in the middle is missing MY tooth. What's going on here?
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:19,
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I think casting Quinten's brother was a sound choice
Although it's odd how he chose to be credited under the name "Sharon Stone"
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:03,
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Wait a minute! Everyone in this image is my grandson!
MY GRANDSON for god's sake!
And My grandson saw this image and now he has some kind of headache!
My GRANDSON!!!!
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:11,
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And My grandson saw this image and now he has some kind of headache!
My GRANDSON!!!!
Grandson?!?
you, and Mofaha and I should make a 'b3ta old geezer's club' :)
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:43,
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for t'auction
winner gets a choice of a deri air lady plus Twit (2 figures for the same bidder)
more here
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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more here
Can I please buy this before auction ends? I am Ebay AAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++ rated.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:33,
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No you cant
No one let me bid for anything last year, I want a fair shot at something
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:36,
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well if neither of you wins it i will stick another one up on fleabay
with beatie or chump manbear in it and let you fight it out on there.
all proceeds going to me
of course.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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all proceeds going to me
of course.
You venturing along out of interest?
Be good to see you again :)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:09,
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i shall try
got loads of stuff on around that time, and its a bit of a mission, if im free that weekend and a lift is available i shall come.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:21,
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Cool
I shall stand you a pint or five, if ale oils your circuits :)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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Curious question:
What motivated you to begin work on 'Candy Apples?' I mean I know she bears some semblance to the utterly shagtastic Uhura but i'm a bit lost on the Lucky Strike fags at the base of the model
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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I had her in
one of the paintings and I wanted to make more of her I think.(plus the wife played the race card and wanted to see more chocolate and less vanilla in the figures)
she only appeared 2nd from left in this one:
and it's company policy for all cabin staff to smoke and drink to excess on all Pacific flights
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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she only appeared 2nd from left in this one:
and it's company policy for all cabin staff to smoke and drink to excess on all Pacific flights
The only picture on the entire internet
to contain Aslan, a gorilla in a fez, AND an alien
Images on Rule 34 sites aside, of course
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:42,
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Images on Rule 34 sites aside, of course
Haha
and don't forget Tiny Bubbles, ex circus midget (centre next to his wife, A list movie blonde stunner, Brandy De Cantor)
Beat that Vettriano!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:46,
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Beat that Vettriano!
All the aces :-)
What's the betting the first thing the lucky bidder does is lift up the dress for a quick sneeky peek! you should put a little surpirse under there ;-)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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:D cheers, guys
took longer between thought pop and photoshop than it aught to
probably because I use gimp and am still shit :)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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probably because I use gimp and am still shit :)
hahah
I don't have a problem with Cameron but this is funny all the same :D
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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If I had ever met him, and owned a pool, I would have hoped for a similar outcome.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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It was because her sister couldn't pronounce Virginia
and Rogers was just her family name
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:44,
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Nope, she was blonde, and Mr Rogers was her stepdad
My answer is trufax
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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She had blonde hair, which she dyed red, and her stepfather was Mr. Rogers.
\o/
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:19,
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Damn, too slow
pass the mindpiss
EDIT - it was obviously the colouring in that took the extra 10 mins
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:55,
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pass the mindpiss
EDIT - it was obviously the colouring in that took the extra 10 mins
worf it though.
Both /super/ funny. I should leave openings for lols more often!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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To quote somebody else:
People say Fred was a great dancer. But Ginger did everything he did. Backwards. In heels.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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I bet I know who parked the car when they rocked up to the theatre.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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I hope no one minds if I plop this thing here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMejnaORP9Y
This was playing while I was doing repairs on a huge four wheel drive commercial truck transfer case air shifter cylinder. And of course, the first thing I do is post it on b3ta. :) After all, it is a nice little tune that I'm sure Mr. Astair would like.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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This was playing while I was doing repairs on a huge four wheel drive commercial truck transfer case air shifter cylinder. And of course, the first thing I do is post it on b3ta. :) After all, it is a nice little tune that I'm sure Mr. Astair would like.
Yay.
I like the sentiment of not wanting brain damage, yet wanting to get high. I really should just stay under my truck, as I'm totally out of it today. Got up before sunrise just to listen to a great radio show, but the stream was down. Waaaah. Now I'm in a foggy mental state. Which was nice.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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I was hoping you had some information on whether this creature can be milked or not
ps: woo!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20,
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ps: woo!
Click for bigger?
Why the cock would I want to click for bigger? It's already bollock-wobblingly scary as it is :oO
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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nice photo!
I can never get my creepy flakey pink thing to sit still...
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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This is horrific
which reminds me my CD's of Cthulhu christmas carols shipped today
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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politilols!
welcome/ chair/ kitten &c
EDIT: *pssst* you're supposed to join in a bit and kinda say 'thanks' once you get a lot of replies showing people like your work. We're a needy bunch!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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EDIT: *pssst* you're supposed to join in a bit and kinda say 'thanks' once you get a lot of replies showing people like your work. We're a needy bunch!
Erm thanks
And what a difference a day makes! Once I was afraid, I was petrified well too busy suppose to do anything other than glance at the board once in a while. Now you're all my friends I'll come round to play more often.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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aw tha... hey!
I've had that wallet for over 27 years! bought it at a glastonbury festival as a kid
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25,
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remember that time you woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a Las Vegas hotel?
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:20,
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The fluffiness may not have arrived in gif format, but I'm sure it was there.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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Don't worry, the messenger is welcome at b3ta
sit on a kitten, go shopping for chairs, you'll never leave, etc.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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Not so much a joke as an accurate observation
but well observed :)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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Yay, welcome aboard :-)
I quite like shopping at Aldi though, although if I had more money I would prefer Waitross...
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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have you managed to decode what the labels say?
the times I've been in Aldi & Lidl it's like being in a foreign supermarket, can't figure out what all the words on the packets are!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18,
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Here in Dutchland, the labels are mostly in German, and some in French
The staff, however, all seem to be from Mongolia
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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The staff, however, all seem to be from Mongolia
I mainly go just for the basic stuff, salad, beans, tomatos, chicken, meat ect....
And the specials they do, I got my espresso machine from there, it was £100 delongi one with a different name on it, £35! :-)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41,
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Aldi get's a hard time
I think they're pretty good. A step up from Lidl.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18,
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the major supermarkets are gits
500ml 7Up = 39p from a cheapie store, £1.08 from Tesco
hence I go to the cheapie stores before the major supermarkets when shopping
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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hence I go to the cheapie stores before the major supermarkets when shopping
Hobgolin and Marstons £1.50 in Aldi, £1.80 to £2.20 for the same in the big supermarkets...
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45,
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I love it for certain things...
Chicken and fresh veg and salad is the same as any supermarket, just 25% cheeper ;-)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:43,
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nice! *click*
you'll never get as many replies as this again unless you post a 1200x800 .bmp of something you found on the internet.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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^ this
Savour it.
And, welcome.
Edit: top of The Pops already, I see. Could this be a first post FP? :D
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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And, welcome.
Edit: top of The Pops already, I see. Could this be a first post FP? :D
Lovely and spot on
What an intro but rages at truth of it all!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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Welcome new person
don't get scared, and don't you dare leave.
Lovely first image.
Just relax, pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, feign interest in yiffing, applaud routine faceswaps, have at least one flounce, call every Japanese person who posts here 'Dave' and you'll be right at home.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:10,
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Lovely first image.
Just relax, pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, feign interest in yiffing, applaud routine faceswaps, have at least one flounce, call every Japanese person who posts here 'Dave' and you'll be right at home.
Fizzy O, well done that man.
Thought I'd get that one off my chest.
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Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:23,
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He made me laugh my arse off, in the early days of Channel 4.
Hollywood corrupted him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpmyw2ZDRfo
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpmyw2ZDRfo
RIS? I don't get Crocodile Dundee
He acts all Australian, but Dundee's in Scotland
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:23,
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Right has the world gone mad ...
WTF has it got to do with anything....
COCKIN COCK HOLE
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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WTF has it got to do with anything....
COCKIN COCK HOLE
Congratulations, you've won £5 and a pen for sending in this article that you found.
Remember readers, we'll give £5 for every funny article you send in that we publish so send your newspaper clippings to [email protected] cos that's totally what /board is all about.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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no no, it's been changed
the faq doesn't reflect it yet though
we give 5lb's
of mixed bodily fluid.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:06,
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we give 5lb's
of mixed bodily fluid.
I'll have 3lbs of blood, 1lb of wimmins milk and 0.5lbs of tears and 0.5lbs of assorted crotch scrapings please
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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It's kinda weird
that I saw the date and thought 'that's a mocked-up date from the future'
Then I realised it's today's date.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:03,
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Then I realised it's today's date.
True stuff
everyonesgothandheldcommunicatordeviceslikeoutofstartrekandeverything!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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My grandson saw this too! My grandson!!
I hope he is ashamed of himself
How on earth do I explain this to my Grandson!!!!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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How on earth do I explain this to my Grandson!!!!
Don't they realise just how important they are!
My grandson for god's sake! MY GRANDSON!!!!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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What abouit people like me, who don't have grandsons, but if they did, THEY COULD HAVE READ THIS ARTICLE??
You insensitive cunt.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:38,
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indeed
if you had a grandson
HE COULD HAVE SEEN IT!
YOUR GRANDSON!!!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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HE COULD HAVE SEEN IT!
YOUR GRANDSON!!!
I feel we need to find a way of preventing such a thing from happening ever again
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:41,
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I actually have a grandson.
In fact I have 4 and a grand daughter and I'm happy to say none of them read this article but it was a bloody close call. Bastard!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12,
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And aren't we all, in a biblical sense or other, grandsons?
This place is going straight to hell!
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:40,
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This place is going straight to hell!
Click,
All so why do they make them to fit so well in your ear,
and then say "DO NOT USE IN YOUR EAR"
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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All so why do they make them to fit so well in your ear,
and then say "DO NOT USE IN YOUR EAR"
Hehe
You should do one with the end dripping with earwax, with the caption "The Truly Rank Organisation"
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:20,
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Or perhaps more obviously
a CDC instead of a cotton bud and, well, you can guess the caption
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:22,
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You know the seeds in Robertson's raspberry jam?
Well guess what - my mate's dad works in the timbermill where they make those.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:41,
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that's nothing
the guy who did the current design of the queen's head on our coins used to live along my road
/has nothing better to do this evening other than pointlessly post online
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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/has nothing better to do this evening other than pointlessly post online
i'm going to make another reply because i really really like this
so here it is.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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Don't worry about The Thing, 'cos every little Thing's gonna be alight..
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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Hang on, that vid has two different people diving
Is the second taking the piss out of the first? Given that the second is getting hit by his teammate
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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must be a goal celebration thing by that team
I detest football, but thought this was great when I saw it on some game show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bikJfhI-nK4
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bikJfhI-nK4
I'll be in touch when I open my gallery in Cornwall in a year or twos time :)
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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Haha christ
That's certainly something to open the page to.
It has just about everything one could want of an evening.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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It has just about everything one could want of an evening.
I don't even need to wait for his reply to put this in the ledger.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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This may shock you (or not, fuck, I dunno)
but fursuits terrify me, even the really well made ones.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:22,
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Your kung-fu grows stronger with each passing day.
But man who run from new post will never build a fence.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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Gonna spray 'NEVER FORGIVE' and a stencil of a rabbit skull on the wall.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:19,
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There's a joke in there, but I can't think of one for the life of me.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Now might be a good time for me to recite my favourite nun joke
Is it acceptable to kiss a nun? Yes, but don't get into the habit.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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Good Lord!
She really is like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race!
Oh... and *spang*.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Oh... and *spang*.
Hurrah!
I've not been spanged for yonks!
Bloody work interrupting my b3ta life! GRRR!
EDIT:
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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Bloody work interrupting my b3ta life! GRRR!
EDIT:
I always thought 'Fantastic Pair' would be best.
Shame she doesn't have any though.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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At that frame rate, it's gonna take fucking YEARS to trigger my epilepsy
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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Just the right size for my straw-like penis :D
Oh wait, I mean ... er ...
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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As the chest gets bigger do the facial features get smaller?
Win some lose some I guess.
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Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:30,
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