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# I expect everyone does this.
Pigeonholed
(hell_monkeyo, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
# I always thought that pigeonholing was simular to skullfucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Yesterday I discovered I can't read the word skulking
without reading it as skullfucking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
# quit sulking about it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Would you skullfuck this?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Probably, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# You should post more and lurk less.
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Thanks!
I had intended to post regularly when I joined , but it turns out I don't get as many good ideas as I thought. Give it another four years and maybe I'll think of something else.
(hell_monkeyo, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Well cornhole my pigeonhole, epic lurkage!
Also, what Captain Howdy said.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
'ning all! *bends knees slightly, old fashioned policeman style*


(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# At our school the teachers had a system of little boxes for messages they called pigeonholes by the staff room
It was always a great source of amusement to me to ask another teacher headed that way: "Sir, this is for Mr. MentalFrenchTeacher, could you stick it in his pigeonhole please?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Lord Sugar's beard in thrall to a magpie


Click for massive if you must
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
# "your fired"
quoth the rav...err...magpie
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# *pedant alert*
"you're"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# *spanks self*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# especially since it's on the frontpage
in huge great letters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Cockney Satan!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :) May I?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# You may
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] is it rhino time?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Wahay!!
Always Rhino time, especially BattleRhino :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I think I've been pronouncing this wrong the whole time.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:29, archived)
# bros before hoss!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
# gay bumble for cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
# I think I've seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Hamsteryiff Maxidance 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Ladymen wasp tv stetson?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# One of them's a half-decent actor.
And I don't mean the fat cowboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Havoc!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)
# He certainly has that air of a general about him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
# The versatile combat frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Frogs have awesome camo
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats of WAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
# General Pawton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Ning Mrs Thursday!
and hello Judd Hirsch, Terence Trent D'Arby and Pollyanna McIntosh.



* Subject line DE-RIZ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
# D'arby is turning into Jeff Goldblum
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
# D'Arby was a bunghole.
Talented, but he always came across as a real dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Heil to our amphibious Fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:56, archived)
# * Sorry Toasty, I came on top of you...

Sieg Ning Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:01, archived)
# All heil the hitlertoad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# You should have done von Ribbittrop as well
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# YES!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# click ckick click
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# A random pet peeve
Just made this for something else, thought maybe it'd fit in here as well

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:55, archived)
# That's the size of it.
ALSO: tag clouds
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:19, archived)
# pffft tag clouds? that's like so web 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:27, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:40, archived)
# anybody who says web 2.0 with a straight face has already drastically undermined their credibility
 
and as for library 2.0, GET THE FUCK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:44, archived)
# I shall have to "blog" about this
 
RT RT RT RT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:50, archived)
# #UselessGestureOfSupport
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:54, archived)
# #puttinghashtagsinmyfacebookstatuswhenidontevenhaveatwitteraccount
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 6:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:18, archived)
# Oh jesus I hate myself
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:07, archived)
# Haha, let the shit fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:16, archived)
# like a pig on fire in the desert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:22, archived)
# I trust you've seen
www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/

All I can offer is:



And I sort of want to kill myself for posting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:29, archived)
# Last week, I introduced some of my collegues to the hamsterdance as a bit of internet archaeology
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:20, archived)
# now the only way that could be improved is if there were a whole fucking page of the little cunts
 
MAYBE WITH SOME KIND OF SYNTHESISED MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:51, archived)
# Hey I'm not sure you realise
But that looks a little bit like Goatse! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That looks just like an Audi advert I once saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:25, archived)
# My pet peeve is people using the word random alot

I hope you all saw what I did there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:19, archived)
# Worse, and somewhat related in misuse, is 'fractal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:25, archived)
# as in: lol, that's so fractal!
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Yep, you'll see it as dim as that.
Right on up to major companies applying the term to brute force data collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:36, archived)
# "alot"
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Finally, someone picked up on that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] My first attempt


Click for bigger (401 kb)
(Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:26, archived)
# hehe :)
for some reason, it looks to me like he's wearing the tank as a huge rubber ring
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Aww, it thinks it's people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks! Gazumped!

Actually, I've sort of always thought this about tortoises...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# thats a sexy thought
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBL2kzKg4nY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:01, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:12, archived)
# MAN THE LIFERAFTS, WE'RE GOING DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:28, archived)
# no piss like mindpiss :D
I`m sure there will be more
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# MOAR FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll repost these (and be back soon with more.)


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] oh hai internet kitties :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# wow, I`ll be damned if this doesn`t win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# brilliant as always :D
but sad that the challenge is already won in the first 8 minutes :(
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# lovely :))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Hehe aww
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Woo-ra, Yay-ra, Hoopla-ra!
I'll just have a pea here


(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:54, archived)
# a thing of wonder :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Oh...
that's fucking ace, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Wow that's good
         __      __               
    o O O\ \    / / ___     ___   
   o      \ \/\/ / / _ \   / _ \  
  TS__[O]  \_/\_/  \___/   \___/  
 {======|_|"""""|_|"""""|_|"""""| 
./o--000'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Meh.
you just stole this from a Discovery Channel documentary, so no woo.

In other news, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# glee arms
woot!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Gonna be hard to beat this one.
Your click, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahaha!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 6:30, archived)
# Cats in zeros ftw :D
clickies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I`ll get the obvious Wartoise in early
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# the cannon looks like an elephant :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# unintentional elephant of death
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Gah!
but Woo!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Who's a nice sentient tank
Finally a war resolvable with lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Hai 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# tough crowd, man.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:00, archived)
# wha
hmm. Nice cockage
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BEASTS OF WAR


Dogs, horses and pigeons are all well known for being used in wars to patrol borders, carry soldiers and pass on messages. Show us the lesser known animals that have been put to use in the art of war.

Challenge suggested by ferret.

Challenge image by Farmboy. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 'll just pea this one right now then without reading the challenge details
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] As will I
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] an old pearoast from me then

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess my challenge image was too portrait

or it sucks - either way I'm entering it ;-)

Rather tickled to have a challenge suggestion taken up - I feel responsible for all ensuing kitty war crimes!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 6:26, archived)
# Time to contact the Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
I like
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 3:48, archived)
# ahhhhahh classy
 
woo and yay I say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:31, archived)
# Cornelius the Sea Cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# ocean 'wide' ?!?
are you saying she looks fat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Wow! Lully!
Hello Cornelius! :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Oh Nutmeat you dirty deleter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# let's kill him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# It's not dayshift
I think a beating should do the job
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
eat umm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:38, archived)
# you,,,,
always with the bumming
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# What is an Lmage?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# fuck gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Underwater rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# good old Paul McGee and Debbie Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha, top swap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Eurgh
I know it's only 70k but I'm going to claim it's too big, because 20 pixels wide would be too big for this monstrosity. They look like the missing link! And the horrible man-thing on the right doesn't half remind me of someone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I beg your pardon sir
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I was quite drunk when I posted this
so it probably looks critical. Actually I thought it was a fantastic - if horrific - job that also happened to be massive on screen, highlighting how horrific it really is, and how terrifying the man-thing on the right is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10718322
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Joanne Smiger needs to lay off the sunbeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Tad smaller please
I reversed the Hubble Telescope and it was still big
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# i've done them
...i mean, the faceswap
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# yeah, it's old hat I guess. but did this for the love and then wanted to put people off their supper :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# haha sorry yeah, it's a bit much eh?
it's a bit much eh? you should see what Bay-Z and Jayonce look like...



ET in a wig for some reason :P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# LITTLE FISH BIG FISH CARDBOARD BOX
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Also, it's really well done.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# COR!
You're really good at this quality faceswap malarkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Linda Robson / Pauline Quirke solo face swap in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# haha it totally is isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha
they work really well as a faceswap
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha
'shopped images only etc
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
# The one on the right is Michael Sheen in 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# :)

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Your recent work scares, confuses and arouses me in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Then I have succeeded
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# You need help
and I'm not dating you anymore. I see your suggestions of trying the funnel web were not romantic in intention
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# We stopped dating after the pinecone/perineum thing.
You're the one who needs help, romance was never my intention.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Eeek! A SPIDRE
Is that a star wars font? Bocce?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# You don't want to translate it,...
...you really don't :)
edit: it's Aurek-Besh - linky-poos
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# A free font file is also
here.

He also has some other really nice fonts for sale (including Straw Wars "Astro.")
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I'm tempted to give this to my employer
www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/PROPDOCS/PropDeathCertificate.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Argh *squirms*
I've liked all of these up to this one. It's still great though
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# It's only a teensy weensy ickle spider
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# HE COMES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Any second now...
*readies tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# The stars are at last aligned
with added Aurebesh..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# YAY!
Kumonga!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Walmart interested in buying Game stores...
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# 1/2 pound of sonic steaks please
And a scotch chuckie egg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ^this
with added Call of Jerky
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Jerky?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
Jerk Twattingcuntball
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I loved jest set willy, mainly because that was on the BBC micro B
and nearly nothing but fake versions of big things were on that, except Chuckie Egg which was a fucking playgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Decent spread on here. Got a Mega Drive section?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# ELLLLIIIIIITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Right on, commander!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Today you win
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡“šŸ‡§šŸ‡§šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# One assumes you know of Oolite
www.oolite.org

Elite, basically, with heavily tarted-up graphics. Also, you can get every version of Elite that was ever released for free from Ian Bell's horrific website. Or at least you could. I just went and it appears he hasn't paid his server bills.

Plus, wiki.alioth.net/index.php/FFE_D3D Fuck this Elite bullshit, this is close to the real deal. Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Never heard of that...
Cheers for the tip :-) Ben playing X3 - Albion Prelude by Egosoft lately, very much in the Elite vein.
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Never heard of it, is it modern, old, in-between?
To be honest I still sometimes play Elite II on DOSBox, I love it way more than is healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# The X series is very current.
Series started in about '98 with X, then X2 The Threat and onto X3 Reunion & Terran Conflict. They've just released X3 Albion Prelude and I think there's a new X4 out soon. very good space trading/fighting game - though a sapper of free time ;)
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hmm
I seem to have little enough free time as it is. Might have to sit this one out until I'm unemployed or win the lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Absolutely the right amount of L's and I's there ;-)
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Jesus those covers make me so nostalgic
Actually playing them again is always a massive kick in the balls though. Things have gotten better.
(Johnny Bubbles, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# While I absolutely agree with you (at least up until the 16-bit era)
I was happily proving to myself the other day that I'm still incapable of playing How to be a Complete Bastard on the Speccy without turning myself into an oven and going round burning everything that won't smash with a hammer. Also, getting pissed and eating curry and farting at people.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# With you there...
Once settled down to an evening of nostalgic text adventures on a Beeb emulator... Went to bed very early that night - 'Go North_' just doesn't hold the same excitement anymore.
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I dunno, The Hobbit is still playable
although granted if I gave it to someone who'd never seen it when they were three they'd look at me like I'm a moron when I'm giggling at telling Thorin to climb into the chest and then shutting it on him to get the irritating twat out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# lol
Always remember the bit where you stray off the forest path and get killed by a spider. Never got bored of watching the graphics render line by line!
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Me neither :)
If "render" is the right word...

I also never got bored of getting out of the goblin's dungeon and immediately being captured and put back in the goblin's dungeon!

This post may contain lies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I guess 'Render' as in 'Rendering a wall...'
Also seem to remember a bit where you have to run through some tunnels near where Gollum is, weird thing is I remember it being really hectic! Frantic "Go left" "go right" king of thing. So hectic in a Mavis Beacon kind of way.
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# that's the place
it's frantic because around the next corner you could meet the nasty goblin and not have time to kill him, landing you back in the cell to wander lost until you happen by chance upon the way out

i almost always skipped that - the only time i beat the game i didn't go anywhere near the goblin's dungeons. try as i might though i can't do it again, i just get into the same loop of being captured when i'm in the elves' dungeons
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# That'll be it then.
I might have to dig out an emulator and play it again, will set my expectations low enough not to be disappointed ;-)
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Set them lower
I don't care how low your expectations are. Set them lower.

Also, get a C64 (or Speccy, but the C64 version is a bit superior) and get "Valhalla". Then entertain yourself telling Thor to throw his armour and weapons at Loki. Eventually he'll twig and refuse, so just give him money and start again. Good times will be had by all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
# WRITETYPER
and sail on through...
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# lol - took me a few seconds that one :)
(EricTViking, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Burning pie into the Hitlerface
for the motherfucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Hurrah back to normality
teddy's soiled himself :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# silly bear, pie is not ready..do not eat!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# He loves pudding pie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# FINALLY
a b3ta post I feel I can relate to
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# cooking on gas
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Is that a pan of boiling piss I spy?!
Lovely work as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Boiling piss and fried sick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# the PTA didn't approve of the new GCSE History textbooks
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# LIGHTNING SPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Nazi lightning spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Best of all the Nazi secretions
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# FUCKSICKLE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# so profound
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Yup, I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Nunny needs to shave her legs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# You know nuns don't shave.
..............................................(eww!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Nuns dont wear all of the sexy, either!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Was Bromsfeld playing thigh cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Bromfield likes to protect his thighs, ....... he has a lot of adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# He's also got taller and more anthropomorphic as the series has gone on, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# You're right. He started out as a stuffed bear (with a dildo strapped to him), and by some miracle he came alive!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I bet it was a spotty man from outer space that did it, with his cosmic dust and that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# That or Kitler had something to do with it. (Where is that cat anyway? Better check the pie)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Cricket pads?
They're clearly Pop Tarts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Mouse mattress... possibly ....(not sure where he got them).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Clearly, political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Kneepads!
Yet, there are many other fun throwaways/riffs in this one. Still...
KNEEPADS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# THIGHPADS!
He falls down a lot. It's important that he protects his thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# ...although...he could use them as kneepads if need be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Falls down a lot, can't shoot for shit, and the only time he smiles is when he bums Hitler.
That bear is a fucking mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Hey, I tried to kill him off, but he came back!
What can I do?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# haha don't think it's ready yet...
i'd be pissed if he bombed my kitchen to fuck.. and waving his thing around in a storm like that is just plain asking for it.. tee hee.. :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# A pan of boiling piss, a penis crucifix and a pie?
Gets a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# \o/ -thanks all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Oh, hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Oh how I have missed these....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Wowsers
Nicely in my dream tonight this will happen
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:13, archived)
# YES
*wonders what nun-pie tastes like*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:00, archived)
# another suburban family morning..
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:56, archived)

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