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# Free
(CliffTheSpliff, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Chuck Norris has let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# that's what finding god will do for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# He's been found? Was in the fridge? I bet he was in the fridge!
I'm always losing things and finding them there. Stuff like Cheese, Margarine, Milk always in the fridge now with added God!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# So intense, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
# That's the time
I feel like making gloves, for you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
# The silver fox is about to taste steel in...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# She can wrestle my gundark any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Needs more Willoughboobies!
Still would though!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Needs more hips too!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] This could be more nasty I suppose .. but hey .. it's not
(Dent, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Return of the Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
HAHA... yeah, welcome back Mac ...
(Dent, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Fo shizzle, bum drizzle.
Word to your public convenience.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# On average 1 in 10 will make me completely loose it in about 1 hour...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Might help if you eat the wrapper and packaging as well.. higher fiber content right there..
(Dent, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Raaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!

Hope everyone is enjoying this sunny afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha YES
I too watched Britain's Got Talent, purely to see such pisswittery as this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS IN REFERENCE TO!
BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH TV OR SOMETHING!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# TV, ESPECIALLY POPULAR TV, IS BENEATH ME!
HARK AT MY INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY AT LISTENING TO RADIO 4!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I DEMAND MORE HARKING!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry
You've just reminded me I missed the Now Show this weekend

/off to iplayer blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# IT WAS REALLY HIGHBROW RIGHT
youtu.be/YhUtEGsgPeY?t=2m25s
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# AND THERE WAS PERFORMANCE ART
youtu.be/yEAZpdzjbdY?t=2m13s
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I couldn't work out whether they were taking the piss or not
So much of what she said actually sounded like a deliberate comedy act
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Am I wrong in thinking he's German? Britain's Got Talent?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I don't know who this is
but I'd a hazard a guess that this gif is a lot more entertaining than his act.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# his act was very amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# ^ This
I was going to try and do something with that Papa Lazarou on stilts guy as well but I couldn't get a good screengrab of him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# pfft...wife watched this and called me in forra lol
Jonathon FTW...what a superb voice (and I don't even like opera)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, he was excellent (Jonathon, that is)
It's a shame though because it looked as if basically he was the real talent and she was just there for moral support. They'll probably struggle to make it work as a double act long term.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Pfft.
#nowwithwings
I like how ITV now tell you what to tweet when watching their programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Canny marketing
is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Golden Shower cap
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# All the cool kids will be wearing them soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
This wins!
Unless there's been loads of posts like this today & I just haven't spazzed back far enough yet....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I have ni idea what this is... but there again I don't need to! haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] They were particularly good with changing the battery...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Hehe
Maybe it was just Basil the Mouse Detective but I've always imagined the inside of Big Ben to be full of giant flat cogs you can jump between...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# b'dum tish!
I presume you're available for weddings, parties, barmitzvahs etc?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Oh yes
and I keep myself available by never accepting anything. Hmm, wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# American models use AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Pornithology
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# great tits
something about thrush
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *something about birds on birds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Have a pair of Great Tits:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sbirds/greattit.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
#

Nice work, Colonel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# This has got nothing to do with politic-men in suits!
GET TAE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# polololololotics!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
on a pornithological tip, one of the clues in the crossword the other week was "Blue tits' less common rivals? (10)" which made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I am utterly shit at cryptic clues.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Ah....
Redbreasts? They stopped calling them that in the 1930s...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *ding*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Blackbirds?
Kingfisher?

Big Red Cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Orange tits?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Woodpecker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Is that a shag having a shag?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# And some boobies.
Blue-footed, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Cock on bird action?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Is he going for a soapy wingwank?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# GWAN SON, STUFF IT UP HER CLOACA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Ooh, very nice
If you know what I mean. Very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Yif yiff yiff
lully arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Partridge Poon! (nicely done)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Beautiful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Well, that's a pair of plump chickens right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Lovely..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# B3ta has a sharp political edge, today.
Goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# there hasnt been a good politilol compo in ages
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# One word challenges tend to win out, these days.
More scope, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# With a story like this breaking, it's hard to resist.
Was rather surprised that this variant hadn't bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# is it a big story though? it's gone on since the dawn of politics
I just like making fun of the balloon faced twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Yeah but it's great that it's come out into the open on Cameron's watch though.
And in such fine style.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Redrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :0
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# eek!
a far more terrifying film
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10727652
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Oh,
FUUUUU....
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# AAAARGH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Does not want
Does not want :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# TAKE OFF AND DEPLOY FLAMING SHITHAMMERS FROM ORBIT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Eeaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Shit, fuck and holy hell
But truly inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ohmygodohmygodohmygod
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# aaargh!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Holy fucking shitsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# oh god, oh god! OH GOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# o.O
I may not sleep tonight.

I'll be wanking too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# sorry for the delay in replying, I've been vomiting my guts up since seeing this an hour ago.
Now that I've finally finished I can safely say WOO to the pic and yeuch to the content!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# This is quite difficult to masturbate to
but I managed it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# shitting crikey
that's going to leave a stain on my mind for many moons to come
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# No more...please...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# haha :D clicktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# *shudders* clicky but no likey
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)
# haha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# A blissful nights sleep is now not high on the agenda. :(
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Haha, there's not much that makes me go "Urge" but this did! well done :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Thank you for the FP, mysterious stranger.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# tits!
on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Excellent!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Jebus fucking christ!
That's me staying up with the lights on *shudders*

And click for the lols...
(bottle_cap, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# this is so horrible that I have only been able to comment now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Sorry ...
cameron
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# *voms*
*adblocks*
*gouges out eyes to prevent something like that ever happening again*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# put 'em away Dave
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Has he had a moob-ectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hey!
That's me, with a cunty face on! Fuck off!
(and un-shave my chest...)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hehe
Yes! (to your image) and, er NO! (to your image. If you see what I mean.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Ha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Nice work on the background
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# ^^^This
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# The horror.
The horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Must be worth a quid surely ?
(EddieRobbo, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It's all gone politilols today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I know ...
... I love it
(EddieRobbo, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# cash for access
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha poor little Nick
Showing up the Lib Dems to be just like all the other parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha, oh yes *click click click*
There's still some people who think we have a coalition government you know... madness!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Coalescent.
They're all blue and bloody, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# A coalition is all about give and take
In this case, the Tories give it, and the LibDEms take it

It's only gay if you take it.
Prison rules
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Just think
if the Lib Dems started voting en masse against the "Coalition" they might win back a few of the voters they lost the instant they signed up to it in the first place. Nothing like enough to avoid annihilation at the next election, but enough to at least go down fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# too little too late...
Now that the NHS bill has gone through, there's nothing of any significane left for them to scupper.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# It does depress me
that really only Labour or Conservative can win at elections... I'm no political animal (so may be out of my depth here) but it seems for any other party to get elected would take an ENORMOUS sea change in the public's way of thinking
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(250) Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Awwwwww poor Cleggo looks so lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# yes
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (130 kb)
This was funnier in my head. My diseased head.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# thats just nasty :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I knew it! never trusted that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# GOOD DAY, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# YOU LOOOOSE! :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWnxVVcZ7M
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# he loose?
how loose?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# he loose
she loose
we loose
public loos
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# haha
I never trusted that sweet shop owner too. And 2 elderly couples in one bed. SICK FILTH I tell ya!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I like "Through The Loop" by Pendulum, which samples the speech when they go through the tunnel on the boat.
Trippy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Loved that bit
Very trip-like effect
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# What is this, some kind of freak out?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# So shines a good deed in a weary world.
(c) Billy (then Willy)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
#


* Not really, it was the only charlie I have..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Arf!
Hope he gives Wonka some 'charlie' in return...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# He's always been a creepy bastard, Especially with that cold stare with his eyes
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# the logo looks a bit forced :D
Also reminds me of the unconfirmed urban legend of Mitsubishi going after the Ford Mustang line with their version -- the Starion (wherein the legend states that the Japanese meant to say Stallion)
www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/starion.asp

EDIT: it is very well done, I clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
edit: cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# for me, part of the appeal of the whole thing is that Snopes leaves it as 'unconfirmed'
... I mean, come on now, srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
They'd have to get Harrison Ford to do the commercial
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# you know it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Nicely done, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# woo, cheers captain
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Bravo sir!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I really love this one - great to see it again!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ..

Click pic for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# haha!
very good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha!
...also not worth its own thread;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# nobody?!?
i spent 12 whole minutes on this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Penny Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Meeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwww !

sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Wwwwwwwoooooooooooeeeeeem !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# They're all going to kitteh heaven :(

...i feel better now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# TOO SOON motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Hang on, that's not Portland Bill.
Oh come with me to the rolling sea, while the weather's calm and still.

Expecting a visit from the Plod at this rate. Sister-in-law is visiting and they have an interesting method of letting their kid deal with anger, i.e. letting her scream her head off and hit things for half-an-hour while not doing anything about it. Sounds like she's having a right spakka attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# i think you need to intervene
and tell her to sort he kid out and give it proper boundaries.

the child should be told off in a strict way way and reduced to tears each and every time they misbehave.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# how in the hell did they do this study :P
...'For instance, an average-sized cat with its limbs extended achieves a terminal velocity of about 60mph (97km/h), while an average-sized man reaches a terminal velocity of about 120mph (193km/h), according to the 1987 study by veterinarians Wayne Whitney and Cheryl Mehlhaff.'

I wonder if Wayne and Cheryl are still behind bars
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
# do the same principles apply to other members of the cat family - lions, tigers etc.
Clearly more research needs to be done.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# ...and also more than just average-sized men
we need to try it with men, women, and children ...short, tall, thin and obese.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Nope. They run a successful line
of pancake shops in China (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# mmm catflaps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# They used dummies, dummy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# they used me then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# i think you have to use real people
flailing arms come into play here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Faaaallliiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# eat it dicko, not rub it on your face
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# You know when you've been Tangoed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha is Judith Chalmers his mum ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# hahha
Dicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Cricket
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahaha, their secret is out!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# A proper Bobby Dazzler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# OWL PACINO
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You're not co-operating, Cam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I like this
If only it were untrue but, as we found with th expenses scams, nearly all of them were on the fiddle. Admittedly some were far worse than others but the mere fact that they felt aggrieved we'd found out pissed me off.
This new 'cash for access' scandal should make them ashamed.
But it won't.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Scandals used to rock Parliament to its core.
Now they just step around them and move on to the next one, pausing briefly to pick a sacrificial lamb along the way.
And we let them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# To be fair
it's the only way political parties can solicit donations, by access and titles. It's either this or we pay for them, which no one seems to want.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# whatever he's doing
he looks like he's enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Ooooh yes.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# this is class
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Very good!
And very click-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Does Berocca make you orange then?
Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# It will be rissed by people who don't drink it:P
Berocca turns your piss a fantastic shade of day glo orange:D

EDIT: They have missed out on an advertising idea there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Is it not just a fake vitamin thing
for vegans and marketing tools?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Good after a heavy night too.
Personally I like it for the peeage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# That would be the vitamin B
I'm on some at the mo and the luminance has not kicked in yet.

If you're feeling twattish when on it then after peeing at work do not flush. People will talk about who has the life threatening condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I've always accredited it to the actual colour of the liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# True that.
A pint of water with a Berocca cures most hangovers.

It's worth suffering nuclear piss for.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# No suffering
it's a joy \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Hmmmm...
A pint of water with a Berocca cures most hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Water helps.
It's more a case of replacing what was taken out by teh booze, which is not just water.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# OK let me rephrase that.
You are correct but the over production of urine causes you to burn off lots of vitamins and minerals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
# *Off out to the shop*
This has to be tested!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# You never tried it.
Yeah seriously it's a fantastic colour. It's a pleasure to piddle (there's a tagline they can have!)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# nice work
must have taken an age
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Meooooow!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Well If I were to be catty I'd comment
that if they'd been here any length of time or had done any number of posts they'd know that B3ta is about humour not duration of work. That was a dick and querty but I've done plenty of pieces that have taken hours to do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Well it depends how much water I drink.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# How old is Berocca and does she have huge norks?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# 4
not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Berocca You but on a day you couldn't afford a proper orange drink.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha! A warning: don't be tempted to snort this stuff. It hurts. Really hurts!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *slaps*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I've just made some orange Soda Stream!
like Berocca, only without any health benefits whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I have put Berocca in a soda stream before.
When I got mine I tried everything I could. Fizzy milk is weird. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Flourescent piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
COMIC SANS MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the strict diet of care bears for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# We want proof

Or, on second though, we don't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# That works very well with your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)

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