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(grotpig, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# The Capitalization Nazis will have you Ass for This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# As Shakespeare once wrote for Samuel L Jackson
"To Caps Lock or Not to Caps Lock? THAT IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' QUESTION!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# His ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)
# You're such a dick, Charlie Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# That he most certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# That man is insatiable!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Nicely, Boris!
Whereabouts are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Oslo, and trying to get around a stupid law that may force me to move
I have no intentions of moving, I like it here, stupid alcohol laws notwithstanding. I also like the word "notwithstanding"; I think it should be used more frequently.

You still in Aus? I seem to remember you got a position back in Blighty?

(Offline for half an hour or so, going into work. But back soon.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Sounds intriguing...
Still in Radelaide, but moving back in November.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Cool
Reckon you'll miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Are you being deported? What stupid law did you break?
Also hi.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Long time no see
How's life in poltergiset land?

Nah, not being deported, just that the unions, attempting to help people on temporary contracts, pushed through a law that says if you're four years in one job you have to be given a permanent position. Doubtless that even does help a lot of people given temporary contracts, but it seriously fucks things up in academia because there aren't many permanent positions to go around the universities have no desire whatsoever to make me permanent on the strength of four years' postdoctoral work - and neither should they. Of course, I only learned of this at the end of January, a week after I'd decided not to apply for permanent positions here because I'm happier as a postdoc.

Fucking trade unions, trying to improve people's working conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Can't you have a new temporary contract or something?
Do you speak Norwegian now?

Things are okay. I want to move house but apparently London is hosting the greatest greco roman wrestling tournament in the world soon and so everything is expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I can have a new temporary contract if I move to a different institution
in the past it was good enough just to change job title but that's the loophole they decided to close. No-one's quite sure what will happen because nothing's been tested in court yet. All a bit of a pain.

I speak less Norwegian now than when I moved here, and I feel a bit more ashamed every day. Someday soon I'll feel ashamed enough to start learning again...

You live in London already, right? Rent out your house and go on holiday! It'll be shit while the Greco-Roman wrestling contest is on anyway, horribly overcrowded, and with traffic that we can guarantee isn't going to move, hastily-built cable cars over the Thames notwithstanding. I'm expecting a massive exodus of Londoners all pocketing filthy amounts of lucre for the duration.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# I think my housemates might be a bit perturbed if the Ghanaian archery team moved into my room for a month
You should learn Norwegian and start your own anti-worker rights political party. Like the Conservative party, only moreso.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Ah but how if it were four Ghanian *supporters* of the archery team?
No lethal weapons on open display, money in the pocket, holiday in the South of France - job's a good'un.

And I like the cut of your gib. Or jib. However it's spelled. I don't need too much Norwegian, after all, and I can copy/paste from the Tory manifesto. Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# What about working to the end of the contract, having a one-week holiday over the border and then starting a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I don't think there's a time limit on it
although I'm going to ask whether this is possible. I wouldn't mind sitting out a week of the winter in southern Italy where at 10 degrees or so it'll feel like the middle of summer...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty, haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# off to place my bets on West Country Rocker...


hoping he'll be first pasty post :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
# spectacular seamhorsing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Those animated billboards are quite distracting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)
# hmmm
i did wonder... edits
my first time
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# No need to edit on my behalf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Phwoar legs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Dusty Carpet, it's not been beaten.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Now with added fuckjockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Hello - Sorry I'm late!!!
Todays manly men are: Sir John Gielgud, Langley Kirkwood and Hitler Robert Carlyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)
# and the bonus blonds....
are Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kat Tuohy and Kimberly Evan.



* What are you b3tains up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Ooh! Ive not 'come across' Kat Tuohy before. Nice.
EDIT: Gielgud is particularly well done.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Cheers da5ad
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Working
Unless I win big on the National (not likely considering the size of my stakes.....)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Looking at your lully lady vags
and google image letching :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ^ This is a good thing...
and so is this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Phwoooooaaaaar
top link :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# quadruple fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:45, archived)
# i'm not sure what's going on here, but the presenter has a bit of a monent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwjZQLo9b9w&feature=player_detailpage#t=13s
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:54, archived)
# There are some great videos of him tooking like a twunt on there...
Ning Real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:25, archived)
# ning wb!
you're up early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)
# 'Nings to you all
Up early or up late?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:52, archived)
# it's late afternoon for me
i come from the future you see
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Do you have jetpacks/hover-boards yet?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)
# i'd like to say yep, we have all that shit
but in reality it has a post apocolyptic feel and we have regressed technologically.

i think this period is referred to as 'australia'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Bwahahahahahaha!
Adelaide is 30 minutes and 30 years behind Sydney at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)
# oh, where are my manners,
allow me to be the first to welcome you to b3ta properly
click me ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I've been lurking here long enough to be dubious
But regardless I clicked anyway - damn my curiosity.. Damn you Deagostini...
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)
# never again will it be so obvious
you WILL be horsed many, many, times again in the future, but they will be far more devious
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:09, archived)
# furthermore,
you'll never be able to see a horse, be it a pic, or otherwise, without thinking 'i love horses'.
DO NOT act on these thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
* Bangs head on desk

Why, why, why did I click that!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
# ^ Not really, I am normally up about 6:00
How are you hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Oi Wobbly!
I'm still in bed, and how do you expect me to know when to get up unless you post some VAGCREAMS?
If you're not going to, then bring us a cup of tea at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Hang on, I am just about to post them..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
# I just wanted to let you know that we're all counting on you
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# The dreaded Jonesy Quadrifuck!
Backstage I'm guessing?

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# QUADRAFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)
# you cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)
# wtf omg the gay is so shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)
# omg it's 7 am the gay is over
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)
# Is the gay really ever over?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# freebase in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:50, archived)
# i must say
the tintin movie was fucking amazing

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:52, archived)
# still haven't got round to seeing it
need to find a dvd place
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:53, archived)
# TORRENT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:14, archived)
# It was so much sillier than I expected, but very entertaining
Although "Great snakes!" is better when written down, not when spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:52, archived)
# For some reason this is reminding me of Chang from that Community show
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:54, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:58, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Awesome and scary
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:05, archived)
# funniest post all day, lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:14, archived)
# Simply mesmerizing.
Schmesmerizing.

It's always gayshift somewhere, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:31, archived)
# Flantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Shitting jesus on a trampoline
THAT'S silly...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:54, archived)
# NO
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:57, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:46, archived)
# oh fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:47, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:00, archived)
# haha fuck i just typed 'b3ta jonesy' into google image search
some pages of awe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:01, archived)
# some fuckin awsesomeness right there
i'm secretly pleased, and surpeised to see my hostbusters pic on there

there's some beauties if you search b3ta freebase too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:07, archived)
# haha right that's my evening sorted
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:14, archived)
# it led me to this too
www.ehow.com/video_2260342_what-athletic-training-performance.html
he reminds me a of bobcat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:34, archived)
# my one is first
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:13, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:31, archived)
# as is pedro's
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1283830575/freebase2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 5:34, archived)
#
Ggha ha Hz ha
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:10, archived)
# IS THIS A TEST?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:12, archived)
# I'm holding back the tears
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:23, archived)
# DON'T LET THIS GO THE WAY IT WENT WITH GEOFF, GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Don't worry, I won't fall in love so easily this time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Also I can't get your pictures to display
Now I can
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Oh well
it's just the usual nonsense, you're not missing anything new.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:27, archived)
# funny how regulars get less hate
oh well, it's the gay


i know you're drunk but you're a cunt, arranged
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:30, archived)
# drunk AND a cunt.
A "drunt", if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:32, archived)
# i'm drunk but i'd never post a hit post like that
gimmie 2 secs and i'll post a shit pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:35, archived)
# A shit pic while drunk
or a "shunk", if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:36, archived)
# I'm going to stop saying "if you will" now,
it's too weird.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:37, archived)
# good idea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:54, archived)
# trumped
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:55, archived)
# a shrunk maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:41, archived)
# Hey do you read the daily mail?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:34, archived)
# Typical Daily Mail reader
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:36, archived)
# sounds like you have a sore throat
have some milt. it might help.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)
# TITS or GTFO you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that's what I heard.
that's what I heard.
(SpiteClassic, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)
# yes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
# There's no shortage of AWESOME on b3ta tonight
have a *click* and a WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# this ^
just got back from self-imposed b3ta exile at work and the board is full of win.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:05, archived)
# with added EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:23, archived)
# wow.
this is rather epic.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)
# 9/11 x 12
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Like Gary Glitter's victims: just over 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:13, archived)
# he fucks kids
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:15, archived)
# they say it makes your cock look much bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:03, archived)
# behold, jussis;
funniest child fucker?






(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Paedophiles. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:30, archived)
# I still can't believe that was 100 years ago.
Top notch, old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:09, archived)
# nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Dicey nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:48, archived)
# HAH! Now that's a motherfucking conspiracy theory and a half!
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha
EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] From NASA's secret archive...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# This full of win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# ^this
stop the bus!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# We're all under a turd at times, but few experience being under a polished one. :')
Your last image, Maiden, made me jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:30, archived)
# THis^
(herman:D, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# well doncha know..
win

youtu.be/opAXZKMQkq4
spotify:track:21uqk0VElbm5bxCNTR3E6M (Suspicious Minds - Elvis Live version by Elvis Presley)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# :-D
nice video too!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# oh tanks
your anim is supreme goodness
spotify:track:0ZZcDRyx0zS2EIzajEKyZY (Bosom Of Abraham - alt. take 3 by Elvis Presley)
spotify:track:21uqk0VElbm5bxCNTR3E6M (Suspicious Minds - Elvis Live version by Elvis Presley)

GOSPEL
youtu.be/SZVhzVTBDvA

www.dailymotion.com/video/xkzoy9_the-old-landmark_shortfilms
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)
# I'm only just re-visiting b3ta after a very long time...
yours was the first anim i saw at the top of the board. and i liked. good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# yeah! total win \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
# That is the coolest thing I've seen for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:57, archived)
# go elvis go!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:05, archived)
# yes
that is all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:17, archived)
# ka-BOOM
Love pours from my soul in appreciation for your fantastic animation.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:24, archived)
# This is REALLY Fun!
(SpiteClassic, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:33, archived)
# unh-hunh-hunh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:28, archived)
# This is awesome.
Not only that, I just discovered from your profile you did the 'makes me moist' thing and the bus slogan generator. Two of my favourite b3ta things ever!
Well done you talented bastard ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:31, archived)
# cr3 made the moist thing
but thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
# elvis '68 special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)
# woah awesome :D
bluuueee mooooon... you left me standing for hours waiting for one to come along....
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)
# THIS is a reason to be cheerful
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# yeehaaa....ride it cowboy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Elvis Power
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I've been at it again

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# lsd?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# close
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# this is fucking with my addled senses
hurrah!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Then I have succeeded
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# I had to set 30 insect traps today
all about the library, which I hate doing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Look on the bright side...
...at least the insects make a tasty, albeit crunchy, treat
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# It's pretty grim
The traps I set for them basically involve glue and a tablet of invertebrate friendly scent which lures the fuckers into the den of death. It can get quite heavy if the spiders that crawl into their doom are rather large.

Freaks the fuck out out me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# why?
is it the library from the opening scene of ghostbusters?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# We have some historical original art pieces that belong to humanity
a few ants and spiders can be die for, but it still troubles me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit GOOD ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:27, archived)
# I've never been good at a rebus.
I'll give it a go all the same.
STAR BACKDROP FINGER WORLD PUPPET LIGHTHOUSE EARWIG
Did I get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Owl lighthouse is wearing a crown.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# i hear he's taking it in a new direction after all the furore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# now do I love Applebees
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Ha ha, I almost get it.
I saw the word, maccabees, and I almost made a connection to some Jewish cultural phenomenon, but cannot place it. But now I nearly understand the punnage, so beautifully done. Smarter folks were smitten.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't be bothered to build a pond so I got a sack of air-trout from a guy down the pub...

Click for bigger full version on youtube - a whole 15 seconds of fun packed fishy fun... now with genuine fish soundtrack.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Today's speciality is trout a la creme.
Very nice addition to our fishy evening
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Expertly done
Is this with Blender's new tracker? You have done an excellent camera solve top work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yes it's with Blender
This was the best solve I've had yet. I have lots that fail badly and some that solve well except for a little stutter here and there which messes it all up!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Yes my hedgehog solve was almost a complete mess but I used AfterEffects to fudge most of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9T_FJGzJKk&list=UURNZkSxp117mZL_nT2DSlWA&index=5&feature=plcp

Luckily because the camera was pretty shaky it covered up the bad tracking :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I remember your hedgehog.
Something that's moving will help too if there's some jittery bits. But anything static that suddenly jumps sideways or tilts on one frame looks really weird.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Absolutely and you will have to show me how you did your boids too
the trout models are great and they have that wonderful tail flick to really sell their realism - I actually thought it was video footage composited onto the scene.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Ah.. the boids were "fun".
Blender's lack of documentation, and out of date documentation is a major pain with the new version. I was tearing my hair out at times!
But after lots of youtube tutorials, half-correct docs and some fiddling about I got there in the end.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# here's one tutorial I came across but never followed up
manuell3d.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/tutorial-creating-a-bird-flock/#more-251
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Yes I read that one
But it's not true about having to have the animated bird on an active layer. It just has to have a layer in common with the boids particle emitter, but that layer can be off.
If you look at the source file for this tutorial the multiple/grouped animated birds are visible in the camera view and look weird - a giant multi-winged thing. But he seems to have removed them from the video on the web.

Also for mine I had to point the models in the positive Y direction, not X to make them the right way around when they moved. This was in edit mode. It's no good just turning it.

But that's a pretty good tutorial, that's actually for 2.6 and has all about the boids, animating, and using groups. Which is pretty much all you need. Give it a go!

You can also bung in force fields, wind, goal objects and collision barriers. All good fun!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Yes I aim to give it a go.
I started out with a basic animated model but it turned to a mess and I mustn't have followed a step right or something, probably from what you are saying it was because of the orientation and not visible but in the same active layer. I will endeavour to worth through problems and get something working, glad to see a few b3tans have gone the way of Blender for a free application and with so many free tutorials it should be a lot more popular than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Yesterday I started working with Blender, it's blown my tiny mind with its incredibly complex interface
I can see how rewarding it is when you eventually get it right and render something worth rendering. I have yet to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Yay! I like these airfish.
Last year's baby crows are just starting to build a nest. I was outside just now and they were happily floating around me. I try my best to keep a bunch of scraps out for them. So they like me. It's somehow related to airfish.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# oooh, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# air-trout! thats another name for a fart aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] After decades of being flushed away...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Mr Swimmy is exceedingly fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# He knows it's your turd that's floating past him
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# OI!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# fuck off God
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# nice fish


(7yr old repost)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# i used to like shopping fish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I'm not clicking 'I like this' until I know the fish is okay
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# sort of
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Alright mongy
why don't you post new pics any more? Your pics are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# alright, i dont have a pc anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# That's too bad
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I have a spare one, I'll leave it by the side of your bed so you'll see it when you awake.
The webcam doesn't work BTW and you need to keep it plugged in constantly for best results.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Don't worry.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# poor fish :(
catch and release :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# this is the catch part
I probably shouldn't draw the "release" part
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# In are hartz 4eva
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
#


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)
# Nice one, thought this was a Paul P sewer photo
I bet he knows where this is.

Also, someone should make a movie with this idea, like Alligator www.imdb.com/title/tt0080354/

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# That looks like my kind of film
Though nothing could compare to Birdemic.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# that looks like the annoying Deling City level of Final Fantasy 8
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# XD Just came up from somewhere very similar
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "I realise that command does have its fascination, even under circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done."
Good old Winston

(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# jew me, sue me, kick me kike me
it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# FUCK THA POLISH LICE
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# CHARLTON!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# UP THE ADDICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# hehe i love this! you really are a talented old so and so mr dubya
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# This has been in my head for too long


(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# It's the eye of the tiger lily it's the thrill of the fight
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# irising up to the challenge of our rivals
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# rocky biloba
might be amusing too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Good call
Ginkgo Balboa vs Rocky Biloba. I'm sure they can probably squeeze another sequel out of that
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# The Power of Positive Thinking


Check out more at www.piecomic.tumblr.com

-
(dredgeups, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
spammer
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Nope
Not a spammer
(dredgeups, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha
i can relate to this today
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# it can only improve the situation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Since it's slow...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# horse/alien
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Camel is a alien?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Toblerone invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# alright mongy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# evening vlad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# nice over here isn't it, like the other one but a bit more colourful, shame it was shut down
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# everybody died
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# icons are going to go so far to the right I'll need a screen extension
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# oh gosh I hope Mrs Geoff biscuits doesn't consume him after sex:(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Abort science!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha, good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# OH GEOFF
with your simultaneously disastrous and brilliant antics

Next week : fractal timeteeth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:43, archived)
# needs more scantily-clad pneumatic nuns
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# It's been a weird week. I don't even know why I make these.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# the voices tell you to
that's why you make them
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I'm not crazy. (yes you are) Who said that? (you did) No, I didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Ruff.

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha great idea
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Now that would make a more interesting game
especially being able to distract opponents with a rubber chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# haha but I can see through my nerd eyes that you have never actually played World of Warcraft?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# No yet
although I suspect the time may come soon. Was it the old-school D&D style stats that gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# indeed :D
But I suggest WoW is waning so aim for Eve or Star Wars the Old Republic (SWTOR)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# I friend is trying to get me into WOW and SWTOR too.
He's rather geeky, and as a guy who lectures in games design (although never the MMO genre) I feel I really should have played them, so my years of avoiding WOW will probably end soon.

It's like sex and LARPing - once you've done it once, I can never un-do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I have been playing WoW since vanilla days but it got so routine and too many squabbles over loot if you go raiding
I quit from my guild and left WoW altogether. Not sure I have time to go back or to even try SWTOR under bootcamp on my Mac. But it's a massive timesink and I really don't have the time anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# That's another reason I've avoided them
I had a PhD to do, and business to run, girlfriend to... Things. I'm trying to to get my real life sorted before working much more on a fictional one. (He writes before going to drink beer and pretend to be a Renassiance assassin... See ya!)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Wait! you have a girlfriend? Then I think you are barred from playing World of Warcraft
you need to live on your own and be able to raid every weekend on the dot even if you're not required for the raid you have to turn up just in case. You are not allowed a social life lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Darn!
*goes off to have concilatory sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Fantastic. War animals FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Quiet here tonight. All watching the piano finals of the BBC Young Musician, I'll be bound.
meanwhile, I am quite irate that my bus ad got banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# 'political click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I'm not an Anglican vicar
I'm an Anglican vicar's son, and I'm only Angling vicars until the Anglican vicar cums.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Pranks and japes
Dunno if this should go in links or talk so I'll just dump it here.

Oh I do love a good prank.

My brother shares my flat with me and as brothers are wont to do we play the occasional prank on each other.

One of these is very juvenile but it involves bursting in on the other and whomever can flick the finger fast enough wins that round - I know, I know but it's quite amusing when you're stoned.

He's off to Nigeria for work tonight so had all his packing out and his passport......

So I've taken 3 pictures of me flipping him the bird - one is inside his laptop, so when he opens the lid - tahhhhdaaaa! - one is folded up in the pocket of a pair of his trousers.

The last one is lightly stuck to the page bang opposite his current Nigerian Visa - Hopefully he'll find this one when he gets to immigration in Abuja

I reckon I win this round.

(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# This will never end well........


...... although, if this is your thing, it's pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# it's dead in here anyway
what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# True.
I'll pea this here then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# \o/ (again)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha. Cat and shut
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yeah
I should probably know that I checked the FAQ when I joined and then ravages of age took over.

and yeah it's mine.
(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# What's this gif from?
(dredgeups, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Morph
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Thanks
(dredgeups, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# "Brother! I am in a nigerian detention centre!"
"I have negotiated my way out, but I need to make an urgent funDS transfer so I can "pay" the guard, please send me the money of not less than $800 DOLLARS AMERICAN to the following western union details....."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# He's got that covered
He's going on "government" business ;)
(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# has he arranged his "visible and obvious armed guard" yet?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# you posted a photo of yourself
during a slow night. good luck mate.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# stalker
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# also you're hallucinating
*wibbly lines*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# *reboots brain*
it is not 2005
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# it so is
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I am posting a photo I took of a starfish I found on the beach yesterday
I'm posting it low down the board on a quiet night if that's OK.

(169 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:03, archived)
# blimey you're an old one
so you should know your image was a bit big, so I made it smaller (please read the FAQ, images under 100k etc)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# fuck off HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# some roffling here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# top work
I can see this escalating to brother faking own death, you are called to identify body, brother flips you the bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Whatever you do don't slip a L.G.B.T membership card in his passport!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

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