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# NOM NOM NOM
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# just out or interest, are you a democrat or a republican?
I'm assuming you're american.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I think the answer is THE POPE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# It's Obama popping viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Yeah, good luck getting a straight answer to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# You know, it's funny
even though I haven't bothered with it in years, whenever I look at the clock around this time of day, I always involuntarily think "Oops, missing The Simpsons"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Missing The Simpsons is probably a wise idea these days
After their majestic early to mid-90s period it's saddening to see new empty episodes just rumbling out for no real reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# I don't think it's on on Sundays anyway
plus I don't have a TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# did you throw it out of the window, rock'n'roll style ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Well I would have done
but I'm in a ground floor flat so it would be a bit of an anti-climax
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# But he's not actually taking the viagra
That's a two-tone blue tablet... THE BACKGROUND IS MISLEADING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Actually, I'd say it's a two-tone blue capsule
maybe amphetamine
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I think it's more likely to be Popeamine, or some kind of Popiate.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# We need Hedgehog's expertise as a licenced drug-dealer for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# my expertise as a pharmaceutical scientist
doesn't suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Woah, you would trounce Hedgie in a pharmacy-off
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
# But then it would have to be a suppository
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I supposit would
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# be put in HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# ALL TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# how TOUCHING!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# In which case I think he's missed a trick here
Obama taking endless amphetamines is far more concerning than him taking viagra
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! This isn't even slighty funny anymore, it wasn't even funny then. PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# You missed: PILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# shit! A simple error!
What calamity hath befallen me as mishap!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Pharmacists don't make pills anymore - I dislike the term
They sell tablets and capsules. Would you want to go to a pharmacy and have someone grind up a few powders, wet it, roll it into almost-similar-sized balls of something close to the appropriate dosage, and put them in a bottle for you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pill_(pharmacy)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Look man, it's space year 1567
and this is the damn service I expect from my apothecary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The old squirrel-on-a-stick ploy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Embarrassingly, my first attempt at using an opacity brush!
Uh-oh, my next post is going to be my 1000th... does this mean I have to get nudey? *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Take it off! Take it all off!
You've got breasts, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The camera just cut them off, sadly!

WOO 1000 posts in 5 months! I wonder if that's a good mileage...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# you've got a long way to go to beat me, laddie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# That's a satisfyingly palindromic number...
Hi Smash! You said hi to me on my first day too, so thank you for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# no worries
now all you have to deal with is your first candleday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Spexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# xander lips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# He does rather doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Happy thousand Joe 90 ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Thank you
and that's a fantastic 1000 :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's the lack of moons that I like ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# 1000 in 5 months?
Bloody hell, that's going some.

Now, donate, ya pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yep, definitely will
though I'm notoriously crap at following paypal-style instructions online, it shall be done
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I don't have a paypal
I just did a funds transfer straight into Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Ooh, missus!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I've got about 100 left to go till 9000...
A milestone I MIGHT reach by the end of the week. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# You're aiming to post 100 messages in the next six hours?
Or are you one of those weirdos that thinks the week starts on Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I'm one of those weirdos that thinks the week starts on Monday. ;D
In hindsight, I should have said NEXT week...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# But in fairness, you said,
"A milestone I MIGHT reach by the end of the week. :)" but you never said which week...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# We could always start a back-and-forth is/isn't thread to get you on your way...
Erm... Paris ISN'T the capital of France.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# She's not the capital of France, she's a very naughty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Congratulations
(herman:D, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Merry Milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The squirrel was real the people behind it are on sticks :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# While I was looking for the original pic
I found a very funny shopped version with the couple at the front, pulling faces and 'crashing' the squirrel... I suspect b3ta might have been involved there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# eek! the sqirlpuppit of clonestone beach!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Clone?
Erm, I-I don't know what you're talking about, I specifically travelled to that lake and took a wider-angle photo just to make this pic... 6 months of planning! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# The squirrel looks rather surprised to be so used
Nice work on the rocky bit and the shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Thank you :)
I originally just had a head shadow but it looked weird, so I added a square 'camera' bit to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Well I asked for a lollygoblechocbomb.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha, I recognise that hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bravo, I missed the opportunity there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# ahaha chucktastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Oop, sorry for my bad timing
I'm intrigued by the shard of creation, what powers does it hold?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
if you touch it you become non-existent and no one will remember you ever existed; if you look at it you go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Kind of like masturbating in a public place then?
BTW GJM are these all for a game then? I'm hoping so.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
they can be for a game theyre the size as other stuff im drawing for a game but they might not
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I haz a sads :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Actually 'shard of creation'
would be a perfect euphemism for the stuff that comes out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Puts a whole new perspective on that new building in London
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got. Next.
P.s. I like this =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# i had quantum burgers last night
now i have interdimensional gas
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I'm sick and tired of people getting me strange dirt as a present
Next birthday I want a Shard of Creation or nothing.

(GJM)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# sorry kid, all we can afford this year is Mystery Sphere
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I can get you Ogre Blood, wholesale
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# That's ok just don't get the puzzle box those Cenobites are a complete pain!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# live it, love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# went on the pull wearing ichor perfume
never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Just finished this:

click for massive 400+kb
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# *raises eyebrow* Most droll, sir.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# You're welcome, Jeeves!
Is that the mainland or Tasmanian edition? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superb_Fairywren
Interesting bio; the male brings the female flowers, appears with her as a pair in public, but privately they both have their way with anyone and everyone, and proudly raise the bastard children.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Mainland version.
They're great fun to watch, but hard work to get photos of.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# They "emerged from the great corvid radiation"
I picture a giant crow with lasers shooting from its eyes...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maluridae#Systematics
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I may have played an April Fool on the Birding-Aus mailing list based on that.
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/uni/JAvGen-advance-83474.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# something about a lovely pair of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Boobies/shags/etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Na you'll get thrush
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# That reminds me...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Ha!
The worst kind of thrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Pfft. Now do Christopher woodpecker
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Lovely Fairywren is located further north than the Superb, but the sentiment is much appreciated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovely_Fairywren
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Tinfoil helmet bird!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Boyds!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I accept your awful thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# They are awful.
Any thanks I give are covered in rancid chicken fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Mmmm chicken fat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Marvellous!
Forrin wren?
edit: reddit now ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Forrin indeed.
Australia and PNG have the above birds that look superficially like wrens, but are more closely related to crows. They make a lovely twittering noise and hang around in families:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/superbfairywren.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# nicetits
(herman:D, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# They wouldn't fill a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# needs more
squirrel
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# As does this stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Mmm squirrel stew
On a related note, I was just looking over your profile, and I really want a McPie Deluxe. Why don't they exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Oh, but they do...
but they do...

And very nice it was too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That doesn't look so appetizing as the one in your profile...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# True, but advertising does that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Crazy Canadian EpicMealTime style:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7s2D5l8zhM&t=2m2s
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I want one of those...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Twigs, with Tits - FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# phwoar! that's jolly good innit
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Thanks!
I've got another two species to do in a similar style as part of a commission.
Also had my first proper drawing published in a magazine the other week, which was nice. Hopefully get another in the next issue as well as a regular slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Vere pretty :)
I can imagine the branches bobbing up and down as they move position
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# This is another way of making branches bob up and down...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Double-decker pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Pornithology!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Indeed!
www.b3ta.com/board/10727682
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Aha!
There was this really cool word I learnt once which meant seeing something (a phrase, a concept), remembering it, then much later on using it without realising that it's not your own idea... something like 'retromnesia' or something.
Seems appropriate that I've forgotten the word, now I think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# that's like proper arts :D
woo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Thanks!
Seems to be all I add to b3ta these days. I've been drained of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Really ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Victoria Vives
Victoria Vives
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# haha! superb one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# :D
It was an easy source to work with -- having the rocky background made blending easy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# blending? you mean it's photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Is that the Loch Ness monster up on the cliff there?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# oh shit!
SHOULD i COMPO IT?
oops, caps, too lazy to hit [backspace] :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# You should, but
do a red circle round the monster, and an insert with a grainy enlargement, and title it "PROOF AT LAST"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Nice one :D
(herman:D, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha, check the spang face
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# and not a drop was spilled!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# hah, I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
kick like a sack of bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Yay, madness....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# written entirely by an infinite number of typewriters using monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# well that all appears to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# ^ What Little Miss Hairy said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# haha just 3 dutchmen in various costumes trying to make themselves look like 1.7 million
and then sailing away in a clog made for 3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# you know it baby :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# JA!
Dat is heel goed
Edit: Haha, just noticed the funnels going HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# and you think they's say something else?
i think it's the sound of 0.7 million Dutchmen wanking furiously in the engine-room
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# isn't that a little dangerous what with all the throbbing pistons and whatnot?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# not to mention all the engine parts
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Scientifically speaking
Nothing's dangerous if one is Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Logging into B3ta today
is like when you are reading a book and turn over two pages at once. Or maybe it is just me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# It's a Facebook thing Mediocre posted saying that 3 Dutchmen had died on the Titanic "Think of the dutchmen!"
and this is what developed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Ah, Facebook
Without which there would be no Jeremy Kyle show. I'm afraid I don't subscribe and am thus a social leper.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# You should join us on the Facebook side, together we could rule the galaxy!
Burberry is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# From what I hear
I would never keep up and soon lose all the virtual friends I never knew I had in the first place. I wouldn't know how to cope with that!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I logged on the other day for the first time in about three months
They'd rearranged everything again, and other people's bands and shit were spamming my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# You only have to accept the friends you know
so you can be as picky as you like. It can be as ridiculous as b3ta at times we have a Kylieball thing running where we totally reinvented rugby to include unicorns, naked rugby players, a naked Ronnie Corbet covered in bees as the referee the ball is a unicorn egg and the goals are Bouncy castles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# You are talking to someone
who has a mobile phone that only makes phone calls. It does do texts, but as virtually no-one has my number it doesn't bleep much.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hear, hear!
I have a mobile only because my employer required me to have it and provided it, and it was at least a year before I used it to send a text.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I use mine as an alarm clock
apart from that it's a rather fancy dust-gatherer. I get crap reception where I live as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I love you two ladies more and more with each passing day!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Well call me old fashioned,
but if I am out the house it is because I am DOING SOMETHING. And if I'm doing something, I don't have time to talk on the phone! If I did, whatever I was doing probably wasn't important and I could have stayed at home.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# no
this episode was written in 1911 and it was deemed "too before the event" and it was decided to wait until now to release :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# So this should be compo'd then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# ^this
COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Written on 9/11 you say?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# so sad when the titanic crashed into that huge tower on it's maiden voyage and dropped out of the sky onto an unsuspecting hindenberg.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Oh the huge Mediocrity!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I'm mediocre!!!
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# On the contrary, I heard your wife was above average
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# So long as she's not underneath Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# No, she comes first
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# If the man is attentive
the lady always comes first
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# ACHTUNG!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Cornholio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# You've been here for ages and you'll still never be half the man geoff was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# HI GRONKPAN
WELL DONE ON GETTING A CANDLE GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# GRONKPAN?
WELL DONE ON GETTING A CANDLE GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# HEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# HEY CHEERS MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# IT'S COOL
NO PROBLEM. IT DIDN'T COST ME ANY MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Merry day of candlenesses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Candle-age!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Your candle burns like the fire in your heart for geoff
but like the candle, gronkpan, no fire can last forever without fuel.
It may be time to let geoff go.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Happyb3taday
(herman:D, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# If I was in that stupid film, I'd take both pills at once
WHAT THEN, Lawrence Fishburne, WHAT THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# The Pope, The Hitler, The O'bama, The Matrix, The Viagra, The Phallus
Hello Catnippppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# you remind me of tiberiusgracchus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# You seem to have a thing about that guy
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I think he must have had an argument with the pope
and now he's trying to make the pope jealous by giving Hitler all the attention
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# But the pope and Hitler
were mates anyway, so won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Well apparently you can be in the Hitler Youth and not be a Nazi… apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I'm not actually
sure which camp is worse. Glad I'm not either.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Burger van FILTH
that's what it is, come round in the burger van, and stay there selling their "westlers" with a sign as if it was a badge of honour specifying some kind of ambient catering product initiative but no they had to sell them on the grounds of public events and it's all "can I have a burger mammy" and it's all last minute cut throat scenario and then the ninjas make egg rolls for breakfast but nobody is listening at the council meeting the planners just sit there and smile and they build it anyway despite some guy living under half of it he then explodes but leaves his two sexy daughters hiding in the loft and they have to go out and get jobs in the big city so they'll come back broken if ever they come back at all and there's no explanation for it was milder on the other day sitting outside by the door sipping a gentle beer gently and waitng for the second coming of jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# That's quite a story Mister
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Bored with the Pope, then, Martin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Recently discovered Party Scene in Antarctica.
With a mysterious new species.
(SpiteClassic, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# This Is Great!
(SpiteClassic, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# they travel hundreds of miles across the ice carrying vodka martinis and gitanes to feed their young
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Seriously suave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Yay for Black & White Animals!

&
* Yes I know it should be PANDA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Should give this an airing more often, great stuff
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Does it only work for black and white animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Yes

* This post may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# this is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# How embarrassing - they all came wearing the same outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Haha, yay..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] An early attempt...


Click for bigger (254 kb)

...by Stalin to erase his enamies from historical records and place himself close to Lenin.
(champagnerocker, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Purging John Malkovich
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich is being you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha, missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'm Malkovich
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# When a man goes through his own portal
Does he double in size or disappear completely?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# of the hundred people we asked
forty said 'yes'
well done, top answer!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Fashism was never so fresh!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Fash! Ah-aaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# you spelled fascism wrong.
and by the looks of it, those arent fascists
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# they are all the same
all of them are not fresh between the legs
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# But aren't they comunists?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# They're on their way to a fancy dress party
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# They should gone as Harry did...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# That would just be their day clothes though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Never let the truth get in the way of bad spellering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Inever do! I tried it with two "M's" but it looked rongger that it did with one!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# They're not fascists.
Or fashists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ^this
pic description is politically incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# FAKE! No pope
Who are you and what have you done with imchocked?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# 'noons all

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Many bothans died hanging up those signs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# What's cricket got to do with it?
*wears specs*
Ah! Yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Phew, it's not just me!
I always think 'Bothams' at that point in the film. Can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Haha, you said bothan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Whats all the bothan-er about?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# They should have used both 'an's
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Nice
I want to play Riven now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Haven't played that for years
I still have Myst and Riven around somewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Months later, and with the colon to their backs, they approached their journey's end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# They will be welcomed outside by a pair of hands and a gold ring
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# :D
Or is it the beginning of a new journey?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# is it wrong
that, before i scrolled down, all i was seeing was a pierced groin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# argh!
cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# welcome to my disturbed little world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# i like what you've done with the place
are they new curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# yes, i've gone with an entrails and floral motif
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# well it works
makes me think laurence llewelyn bowen redecorates the event horizon
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It depends on your point of view
I'm sure Freud had a few words to say on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# yes, but he was a wackjob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Well you would look smug if you have lovely puppies like that!
Happy Birthday Alice Braga.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Fake
no filtards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# k'pow!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10744346
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# it's my birthday today too
\o/
i do not have lovely puppies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Happy real bday Real :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Happy Real Birthday Real!
* Photo, or it's not true

I have done a Google search but I am not sure which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# this one's me
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Happy birthday
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i seem to have the bad aids lesions in this pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This took me hours.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# i can tell and it is appreciated.
I may make you a badge to show my appreciation
(but not right now)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# You are Jean-Luc Picard BTW.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# You are the bastard lovechild of William Hague and Julian Assange AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# julian assange?
by bizzare coincidence i was just watching a vid of him.
i think i'm a bit too chunky to look like julian assanage though, so you can collect £2.50 and not a penny more
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# £2.50? Woo Hoo!
*goes on wild spending spree in penny-sweets shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I thought that was William Hague?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Careful of the mindpiss
and don't even think of claiming my £2.50. I've already bought 125 cola cubes and 125 flying saucers.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# i was shocked and ashamed to discover...
whilst buying some poor bens for myself and jelly rings for my offspring, that flying saucers are now 3p each in our local sweet shop.

pocketmoney goes so much less these days. it's like living in greece.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# those search results are all sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
Happy Birthday, b3ta user real (83498)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
thank you PedroHin (42654)

edit - wow, that was unnecessarily complicated


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Happy Birthday, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Any grand plans for the day?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# already did
from the future, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Damn and blast
How was it?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ding dong!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# She must be nearly freezing
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Nearly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# i'd like to butter her croissant
if you know what i mean.

i love french pastries.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# That hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Nick Clegg finally learns his place
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# oooh sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Is this this tunel you plan to enter later this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# This is the tunnel under number ten downing street that Cameron enters every night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hasn't that just made him 300% more productive
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Looks like Michel Gove.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# PRIS!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
top day to browse b3ta, yet again =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

He's fuckin right 'ard he is
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# The other kids thought their masks were clever
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# He's too 'ard to cover his face
*he just wants a hug from Cameron really
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Im not liking George Lucas' new Jawa designs...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# :D
*pretends I knew what a Jawa was without googling
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Hootini!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Seems either the cat or the one on the left has farted!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# sorry, that was me.
I have been on a high-protein soy diet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Eighteen retractable shanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# haha
his street name is Slasher
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Flush fitting or right angled protruding?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# What a bunch of spastics ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Yep right knobheads
Just noticed the one 3rd from right appears to have a massive boner
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha.....
I like how the one on the far left of the picture, looks like he's thinking "I'm just so depressed with my shit light blue hoodie, I can't even be bothered to cover my face"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Technically....
...I think the one second from the left is more of a thalidomide.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# they all appear to have a bit of updog stuck to their shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Updog?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Well what the hell is.........................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# So updog is shit?
I'm going to write a letter to Google to complain about lack of definition
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# PedroHin he so wacky!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# pffft
but this is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# But why would hoodies have Bugs Bunny
stuck to their shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Spoilsport!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# don't be a mattabubu :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# 4chan memes maiden? really?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Dislike. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Yes, we know you don't like 4chan
Do you get the joke though?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Turn that frown
upside down!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# ):
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# :(|)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Upcat!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# could be apiecost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# That depends on how we define ambient tempreture
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I love it. Especially on the right cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Haha - you mean even without that cat you thought it would have been a good pic for b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Darn those bast-hoods
(Sherbs, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# 'ningles all. Like the saying goes, leopards never change their spats.


EDIT: Dear customer: When you're told that the kettle instantly heats the water don't be surprised that you get burnt fingers when not believing me and sticking your fingers under the flow of water.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# lully!
and ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# same spat every week, never changes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Nice pic.
" that you get burnt your fingers"
You are Moggy AICMFP! ...or at least you were before the ninja edit!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# You can imagine his blog:
I once went on holiday to London, I burn my finger, I didn't like it much. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# NEVER FORGET!
whatever it was...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# That GOD HATES FAGS?
I realize the ciggies are a public health problem but really, that stuff is taking it too far.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Clown shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# He's the hippest cat on the plain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahah
silly customer is burnt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# *burns fingers*
*calls 'accident claims for thick cunts'*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Actually I have a booking for Knut in one of my rooms atm:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Morning.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# The Frotwurst
Inspired by discomeats.

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# :D
go on! pressy belly button!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# if you press a ladies belly button her bottom falls off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Most women don't really dig it though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# When Wotsits go sperlunking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this. I think I should be kicked in the face for compo'ing it yet again
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Who is this oily fellow in yellow pants?
he seems violent and angry.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)
# ^ Is is Spong Bob?

EDIT: I never notice, someone had given him a wedgie in the last photo and got his pantz up over his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
# He would occasionally enter the ring in a sleeveless shirt
and proceed to demonstrate his cartoonish strength by tearing it off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2OR6Kjo5m4
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Oh, I see...
What a twat hunk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# you should post it twice, infact, er.... HERE IS AN IMAGE I FOUND ON THE B3TA I WILL PSOT IT ON THE B3TA

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# I'm a stickler for tradition
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Sticky traditions?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Every morning
regular as clockwork
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# oh my!
how pleasurable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# enter Clash of the Tans
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# clashy tantant clash tant tan tan tatna calchl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Is this a repsot?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# No, it is a completely original iamge
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
#
One day, when he was feeling naughty, Mr. Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field and saw it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr. Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# so naughty Mr. Bunnsy took some lettuces
and replaced them with chocolatey eggses!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# However, chocolatey eggses are not lettuces, and due to a complex legal framework the farmer lost his CAP subsidy and was on the verge of bankruptcy
the farmer was very sad, so he took Mr shotgun out of his little shotgun cabinet and blew his skull apart smearing the wall behind him in farmer's head juice and he collapsed on the ground in a pool of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Nasty, filthy little hobbitses
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# That Hulk Hogan is a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# No! He's just clumsy and misunderstood!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Ok I give up
what's been changed?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# The name and date in the footer
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I saw this pearoast and thought..............
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Two peas in a er.....pod?



(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)

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