'tis a rather subtle cocking thoughMuch like my missus received last night in her sleep
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Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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cock feet? edit - ah, i see now. shouldn't it have a purple bell end?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 6:41,
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the fuck?are they chicken feet?
if so, i've eaten chicken feet.
edit - even if they're not chicken feet, i've still eaten chicken feet
(if so, i've eaten chicken feet.
edit - even if they're not chicken feet, i've still eaten chicken feet
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:50,
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?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 7:55,
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he's clearly doing some kind of advanced helipcopter real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:42,
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a helicockter!I don't even know why I stayed up for the last 45 mins making it, I'm tired as it is. Bed time I reckon.
Night.
(Night.
--- ---,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:52,
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i'm glad you didit's fuckin great!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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rock out with your cock outsweet gif
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 3:10,
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What's he doing?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 4:47,
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Thanks!I wasn't too sure about this. Eartha looks like she's got a bit of a Whitney Houston problem. :)
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:37,
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Hahaharummaging
no sniff test tho'
(no sniff test tho'
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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just four strokesand she didn't even need to use the whip!
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:23,
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Re-adjusting the old chap there. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:47,
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Wah hah hah hah!Wonderful :D *click*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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Oh yes thatand the vigorous wanking.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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Oh god... I'm glad I'm drunk right now, I dont want to remember this! D; Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:56,
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But what if mofaha should decide to post it again in the morning?WHAT THEN?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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or MurgatroydAnyway, I really must be going; work begins at 8:30 tomorrow. It's activity like this that has got me on all four top 10s of the Time of day stats: www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:10,
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JollyJack has posted more than me this week....fucking hell.
I know I've been gone and all that, but still, that's some achievement.
(I know I've been gone and all that, but still, that's some achievement.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:50,
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I've covered that, check my sig. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:08,
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HahaTomorrow everyone will be so curious as to what your sig links to
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:13,
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Given my memory, so will I.With that I'm off to get another beer.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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I'm currently on bourbon (fittingly).I need some more mixers though, I'm all out of Coke, and I can't be arsed drinking it straight.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:27,
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I haven't had coke in weeks.I tend to keep to beer, smoking makes my throat really dry.
{;-)
({;-)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:46,
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There's been many times in my life, especially recently, where I've considered smoking.And as for beer, I physically can't drink it. I think it's the taste, or something that just makes me feel sick.
It's why I usually stick to spirits like vodka, whiskey, brandy, gin, etc.
(It's why I usually stick to spirits like vodka, whiskey, brandy, gin, etc.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:48,
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I'm like that with almost any funghi, tastes soil-like to me.I like spirits, neat but, I damaged my stomach (too)many years ago and never drank any quantity again.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:56,
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It does make me wonder how people can drink beer. I guess it's an accquired taste.I think as far as drinking goes, I'm quite sensible, but there have been maybe one or two times where I've thought "never again".
Then of course, I'm out the next week. XD
(Then of course, I'm out the next week. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:59,
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Yes it is, then again there are probably more styles of beer than wine.The hop is quite an odd plant with only one close relative. Maybe you react to the bitterness.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:10,
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That's probably it. I think I've been able to drink some wines in the past, but never fully enjoyed it.Port's not bad, I have to say.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:13,
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Yes, Port tastes lovely, terrible hangover though.Best flavoured wine I've tasted is home made Damson (very strong fruity flavour)especially sparkling.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:19,
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It gets you drunk REALLY fast, too, which I'm not sure I like, to be honest.I prefer to have a couple before I really feel affected, be social and all that.
I don't really get hangovers, but I've been told I'll start getting them all the time when I'm older, which I can definitely say I'm not looking forward to.
(I don't really get hangovers, but I've been told I'll start getting them all the time when I'm older, which I can definitely say I'm not looking forward to.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:23,
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My theory is that the liver becomes less efficient and the acetaldehydefrom alcohol breakdown hangs around longer.
I don't really get them, I avoid drinking that much.
(especially with the meds I'm on.
Unexpected wine strength!
(I don't really get them, I avoid drinking that much.
(especially with the meds I'm on.
Unexpected wine strength!
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:29,
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Mm, medically, that's a very valid theory.Of course, there's other factors, like hydration, if you've had something to eat beforehand, etc. I think right now I'm doing rather well. If I hadn't had such a big tea, I'd be hammered right now.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:33,
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Hydration, I found out about that last summerstarted Lithium* pills and went cutting wood in the sun...
Very odd feeling of weakness and confusion. I'm so used to er,
'oddness' that I just see it as an experience. 0.5l of water and I was fine.
*for recurrent depression
(Very odd feeling of weakness and confusion. I'm so used to er,
'oddness' that I just see it as an experience. 0.5l of water and I was fine.
*for recurrent depression
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:41,
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Any kind of drug, even caffeine, never goes well without a decent amount of hydration.The worst it's ever been for me is when I drank one too many a few years ago and ended up painting my friend's garden and bathroom with technicolour yawns. It's a wonder I'm still allowed back there. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:47,
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As a teenager, at one partyI was in such a state people(??)dragged me somehow to a bus stop, paid the driver and said "get rid of him".
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:02,
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There's nothing more disorientating and confusing than waking up in your own bed the morning after.At least in my case, where I was apparently dragged home. Bad times.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:10,
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Funny really, ethanol is really an anaesthetic, normally skilled medical people are required to administer them.And shops selling bottles containing a fatal dose are everywhere.
Twisted old world it is.
I'd better sort the fire out and I'm getting tired/down.
See you later.
(Twisted old world it is.
I'd better sort the fire out and I'm getting tired/down.
See you later.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:24,
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Yeah, alcohol really isn't the best drug a person can takebut if people know their limits, I think they'll save a trip or two to A&E for an emergency stomach pump.
I'm probably gonna go too, nighty night all. ^^
(I'm probably gonna go too, nighty night all. ^^
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:42,
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mmm damson :D
meds stuff can be very odd in combinations..
speaking of which i'm done for, nite all :)
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:52,
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KyootWhy am I here looking at a cat whilst three of them are sleeping behind me???
G'night
(G'night
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:58,
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I hadn't thought of that 0______0 Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:13,
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pffffft!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:57,
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Haha,I wonder how many of his patients died whilst he was out solving crime?
(
Fluffy elephants,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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Much-delayed and much-deserved FPCongratulations fella!
(
Shlvng,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Not entirely sure what's going on here but have some more Radio 4 related lols(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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HaHaBISCUIT HaGlad she's set up a website.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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They rarely do, I picked the wrong time to try wind-ups here
www.b3ta.com/board/10750538
Note the first letters, hardly any interest.
(www.b3ta.com/board/10750538
Note the first letters, hardly any interest.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:49,
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hahaha shit!!well it was in DW's *stereotypical* thread :D
edit: off for a bottle
(edit: off for a bottle
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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It just biscuit wouldnt work in conjunction with the [mod edit] [mod edit] biscuit [mod edit]
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:21,
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Her sense of humour about it all is fantastic"Some people think the movements and noises of my tics are an indication that I’m possessed by a demon. The simple answer is no, I’m not. I usually respond to this question by asking why an evil spirit would make me shout about squirrels and biscuits."
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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fab link, spending some time exploring :D& you could compo!
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:23,
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talking of R4I just got back from seeing Barry Cryer and Colin Sell. Old school funny
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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Still funny though, their output over the decades must be immense. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 0:07,
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It's dumbing down.(More or Less is back!)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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No, 4.30 on Friday then repeated on Sun I think. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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A-ha, I was referring to the betslip.Never mind.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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fears!!
edit ooo combustible surprise... bit digitalism fire in cairo ?! niiice
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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Why thank you ma'am.
Well I've been staring at Panic Button on full screen for about 20 minutes and I still haven't had a seizure, I demand a refund.
Shlvng,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:21,
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Aww, kittehWhat he said ^
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Is that Dave?I'm sure it's Dave.
Hi Dave
(Hi Dave
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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What's your handicap Mu?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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My little toe on the right hand side is completely parazlysed.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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That is not what I meant. You know that is not what I meant.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:01,
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I'll bet there is a lecturer somewhere...You've captured him to a tee.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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He's putt a lot of effort into it Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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Ironing out the problems. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:32,
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I haven't played golf, which explains why I'm in the rough already. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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These puns need to stopyou're driver-ing them into the ground
(
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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You're flagging up the tenuous nature of the punnage? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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...with more puns, thus killing two birdies with one stone.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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Everyone is still on the hook. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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This pun thread is almost in the bag. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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well you would go and get that last ball in by the back door..
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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I have an eagle eye for that sort of thing. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:22,
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and a smooth follow though by the looks of it :D
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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Al bet Ross I'd win this.'cringes'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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haha winnar!! well.. i gave it my best shot..i'd hoped it'd get legs, but think i'm down on this and all holed out :(
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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Laughed so hard at these, I have bogeys coming out of my nose!Thanks all, it's been a slice!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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Of course there are still puns left. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:44,
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A fairway of describing it.I've got a still got a grip.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:13,
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so no one put you off your stroke then?! i guess if you have a good tempo, you can always thread it through a tight fairway :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 1:43,
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And that's not a lie.{:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:08,
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Oooof!Didn't someone like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson have to blag that they'd done just such a course on Would I Lie to You?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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oh spang!also: i recognize that source :)
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Monty Python for the 21st CenturySatellite repair man
Nice work mcmike, I like the zooming in all your gifs.
(Nice work mcmike, I like the zooming in all your gifs.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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Haha cheers! I still havn't seen monty python obviously heard loads about it though
(,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Superheroes at Home"){kind=small}
ClickMay I also say that having just this minute returned from holiday I'm disturbed you've been having this rather good compo without me. Have this:
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:40,
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May I also also say that you should compo this Mr Puromycin.You should do that straight away.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:45,
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Ta!Maybe I shouldn't have gone to the pub so early :D
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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No, sir.This should not become a cause for regret until tomorrow morning.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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I'll let you knowI'm off to the pub for a few more
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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at least YOU'RE toilet trainedbet the wife's glad......:)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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I swear half the people in this world I hate there guts
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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hahaha impressionist stylee :Dhe looks well chuffed with it too
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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cos he's a sexist bastard, that's why;)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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Of course you are misjudging women awfully.Women rarely if ever:
Take time to look in mirrors,
Attend to their physique
Run around doing jobs in their house
Take account of their food consumption
Sanitise the kitchen.
{;-D
(Take time to look in mirrors,
Attend to their physique
Run around doing jobs in their house
Take account of their food consumption
Sanitise the kitchen.
{;-D
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:28,
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So true!The only women I know have little time for such trivial matters. I am happy to do the ironing while they do their utmost to better humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight, ma'ams!
(Keep fighting the good fight, ma'ams!
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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By the way a potato of that size would be more like 100 caloriesa 200 calorie potato would be a seriously rich spud
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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it's a SUPER potato :PI did actually google 'jacket potato calories' and this was the average between medium and large.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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blokes are hopeless at estimating the size of things :Pedit: super hopeless
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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It's the viewing angle.{:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 21:15,
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It is written in the language of Mordor, which I shall not utter here.Oh go on then... WEE WEEEE WEEP BLEEEEP.
(,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:16,
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you shall not pass the ticket turnstiles
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:23,
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hold still fella
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:38,
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You deserve both of these for that...
& 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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Haha spangtastically done
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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oh hai, generic cartoon guy
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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theGenericness of this cartoon guy is sickening.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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it's whatever trying to draw splines in paint.exe ended up with
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:58,
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needs more noseEDIT: and ears and eyebrows. Shoddy work discomeats, no wonder you don't get fp'd more often. Or did a mod edit them out ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:48,
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but if I got fp'd all the time people would get angry, and kittens would do a sadnessthis way, the decorum is maintained
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:59,
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discomeats saves the day again !! hurrah !! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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yeah, bastards, I saved the day! the whole fucking day!ok, now lets just waste that day that was saved pointlessly
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:05,
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hot nekkid generic office stump sucking action :D
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:47,
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It is, but alsoyou need to think of something to do for your 66,666th post, which is imminent.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:51,
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My 9000th isn't too far off.I should probably save it for 10,000, what ever it is I'll end up doing...
...and no doubt regretting.
(...and no doubt regretting.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:54,
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Probably best to do these things while you're still relatively youngRight, I'm going to pop to the co-op before it wees down.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:58,
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I don't know whether to be flattered or somewhat afraid. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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good luck at the coop before the coop starts having a wee
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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Or the chickens come home to roost. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:22,
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that's quite an evil sounding numberI'll do something evil
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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Why don't youwait until someone's in a phone booth, open the door, fart into it then run off?
Okay, it's petty, but it's EVIL!
(Okay, it's petty, but it's EVIL!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:01,
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how about I fill a phone booth with a succession of smaller phone booths thus fucking with someones headmost likely, mine.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:05,
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You reminded me of an excellent film about phone booths.www.imdb.com/title/tt0065513/
The Telephone Box (1972)
La cabina (original title)
(The Telephone Box (1972)
La cabina (original title)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:40,
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Sounds like a bearable version of... what was it, Phone Booth or something? With the sniper?I'll add this to the list, it intrigues me so. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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Much simpler and elegantly done.Best not to know the story beforehand.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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The whole film appears to be on Youtube. I'll give this a watch after tea.EDIT: That was a pretty interesting film. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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Ah, the unmistakable style of ms paintTop work!
( the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:16,
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He is wearing blue-red tieIf you mix him he becomes purple.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:20,
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yes, that exact thing, you said.that's what happens.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:22,
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...
Thanks to Cap'n Howdy for posting the original
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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What do you call an uninhabited island in the Inner Hebrides off the west coast of Scotland that was briefly owned by the singer Donovan in the 1960s ?
I don't know. What DO you call an uninhabited island in the Inner Hebrides off the west coast of Scotland that was briefly owned by the singer Donovan in the 1960s ?
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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hahaha that's dreadfuland that's not what i had in mind when i saw that gaping maw ;)
and don't mind if i leave this with tings to Dick Wonder :D
(and don't mind if i leave this with tings to Dick Wonder :D
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:29,
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OMGFFSWTFLOLyou found the secret hidden image with tits !
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:32,
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Haha, I'd love to hear Ringo Starr reading this the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:18,
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HahahaI think the Del Boy/Hellboy gag has been done at least twice, but never quite like this. 'Ave a click yer plonka!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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yeah, I was pretty sure it had prob bindun at some pointalthough there is a lack of hellboy in this compo
cheers for clickies :)
(cheers for clickies :)
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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hohohohoThat's a click wordy post right there so it is so it is
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:45,
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:D Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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haha - your post begins and ends with a pun and has a pun in the middle. Nice shopping, too. Gets a click from me.
(
enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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puntastic, mate!cheers :)
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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:o) Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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hahaha nice one Dave :Dedits
so how it gets front paged is a mystery...
it's like the flouncing of the b3tans and the mods and the peas
(so how it gets front paged is a mystery...
it's like the flouncing of the b3tans and the mods and the peas
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:21,
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yay! nicely Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:08,
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Unfascinating factI did compositing on HellBoy 2.
(
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:15,
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chucklesome:)
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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I'm back!
At least for now, anyway.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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You appear to have arrived in a helicopter.What did you go away for? Was it part of the Great Flouncening?
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I decided to take a mini-break from b3ta as I had quite a lot of work to do.I have to do a lot more in the coming weeks, so you may see me here a little less for about a fortnight.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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You missed all the fun.And by fun I mean the self-important whinging on all sides.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:22,
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I can't be doing with /board drama, which is why I do my best to not get involved. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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being backWas so yesterday, flouncing is the in [mod edit]
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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[mod edit] yo bad self. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Here's the proof. [mod edit]
[mod edit]
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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*squints*Hope the naughty step's clean in time for the next person.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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you broke the secret rule, manare you insane
Holy crap man, if they know you have the upload codez you're doomed!
(Holy crap man, if they know you have the upload codez you're doomed!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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I don't care.I'm a rebel without a clue.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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loving the attention to detailbut I can't read the TO DO LIST. What's after "Check QOTW for bullshit" ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 18:09,
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Nice doodlageAnd may your presence brighten b3ta up on this gloomy weekend
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Thanks :)I might get something else done some time tonight; I've got a bottle of bourbon downstairs, so we'll have to see what occurs. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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hello!I didn't know you'd been away. And what is this Great Flouncening I've heard tell of? Did I miss something? - been away myself, you see.
( enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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I've only just heard of thisbut looking back at yesterday, it seems a lot of people were upset with the mod edits we've been seeing more of lately, and so had mini flounces.
I just took a break to do uni work. XD
(I just took a break to do uni work. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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The lawyers got involved
(posting this again because I don't do very much round here and I rather like this image).
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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ahh, I see.I know Clay had some issues with mod edits. Seems pretty (un)funny on a site where our bread and butter is editing other people's work for lols. :)
( enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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It's not even funny floucning this timebut basically this: b3ta.com/board/10748958
and then this: b3ta.com/board/10749010
Edit: Did you miss Clay's as well? That's actually quite entertaining, and was a prelude to yesterday's: www.b3ta.com/board/10737720
(and then this: b3ta.com/board/10749010
Edit: Did you miss Clay's as well? That's actually quite entertaining, and was a prelude to yesterday's: www.b3ta.com/board/10737720
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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So how many times has Moggy "flounced" now? 12, 13 times?And is Hedgehog from Hell still gone? :(
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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Only twice, which is still pretty good going for six months.I was in the process of collecting together a load of flounce links to make a little archive to put in my profile, but I'm actually rather upset about Hedgie's announcement yesterday and my heart's gone out of it.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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Flouncing's usually quite a funny occasion; a sort of morbid fascination of someone flipping their shit and leaving.But massively gutted about HFH going.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:34,
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Yeah, Clay's doesn't bother me so much because although his stuff was very funny he didn't contribute much else to the boardwhereas with THFH I'm really going to miss his personality on b3ta
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:37,
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Clay was alright, but I think the whole 400px thing was a bit of a random thing to flounce over.I'd give it a week or two before people like HFH start coming back. I hope so, anyway.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Clay I think was one of these types who go on about the integrity of their art and not liking it judged or ratedyou know like when bands or authors refuse to accept prizes? Which is why he was always making attempts to thwart the FP with wide images, and why he took it so seriously when someone told him it was a bit silly.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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It does seem that way, that Clay was fed up of getting FP'd all the timefor whatever reason that may be. I think I'd get a bit tired of it, if I was being FP'd a lot, but I wouldn't get mad over my work being resized for FP.
If anything, I'd probably gaz whoever sorts out the front page, asking them to take it easy, but what do I know, I've only had one FP. XD
(If anything, I'd probably gaz whoever sorts out the front page, asking them to take it easy, but what do I know, I've only had one FP. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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why would anyone be upset at their pics being fp'd? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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I think it's because his work was being FP'd too much.There's most likely an underlying reason.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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seriously, did he say that?wow! no, c'mon he didn't say he didn't want his pics fp'd, really?
why would he care?
one question, three parts
(why would he care?
one question, three parts
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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I seriously think it's that not-selling-out, keepin'-it-real ethicwhich is kind of understandable when celebrities shun awards, but frankly a bit of a pretentious attitude for photoshop jobs on a a comedy website.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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i didn't know there was prize money for fp'si should brush up on both my shopping skills and my sense of humour.
seriously though, i agree, it'd be pretty pretentious.
he did get a LOT of fp's though, and between you and me, i did wonder how and why a few of them had made it on there
(seriously though, i agree, it'd be pretty pretentious.
he did get a LOT of fp's though, and between you and me, i did wonder how and why a few of them had made it on there
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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Oh, why and how stuff gets fp'd is no mysteryIt's just the personal tastes of the mods. I don't always agree with it but I think it's certainly consistent. I mean, if I was in charge of the FP you'd see all sorts of silly things on there. But I'm not, so you don't.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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I only ever got one fpbastards!
fp my paint.exe shit! it's awesome!
*searches for appropriate dress*
(fp my paint.exe shit! it's awesome!
*searches for appropriate dress*
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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I'm still waiting for mine :'(
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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awwI'd offer sympathy
but I'm evil.
muhahhahahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahhahahahaha
*cough*
hahha ahuhu
like that, see.
(but I'm evil.
muhahhahahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahhahahahaha
*cough*
hahha ahuhu
like that, see.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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I'm pretty sure he was just annoyed thatfps don't show your sig, and he thought it was deliberately doing so not to allow users to advertise their websites, rather than just not coded that way through the site being a bit ramshackle.
When it was explained that it was nothing personal, he seemed to make them more re-sizeable.
(When it was explained that it was nothing personal, he seemed to make them more re-sizeable.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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i get why he was so pissed off about his posts being editedbut really, he was simply out trolled
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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To be fair...Clay flounced over one of his text posts being mod edited without it being made clear a mod had edited it. (The edit was then unedited to make Clay look like he was complaining about the FP resize) The 404 width thing was just a plain argument about a mod being petty (especially as there was already another Clay post on the front page 404 wide).
Since then, the history of the event has been edited 1984 style.
Faaaaar more fun is reading Moggy vs Atomic www.b3ta.com/board/10747644
(Since then, the history of the event has been edited 1984 style.
Faaaaar more fun is reading Moggy vs Atomic www.b3ta.com/board/10747644
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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Needs extra linkage...Appeared twice as I was doing other things while posting so had not seen real's post until board refreshed.
Atomic should be brought in to negotiate all problems that occur on the board.
(Atomic should be brought in to negotiate all problems that occur on the board.
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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bloody hell!THFH is off, too? This is madness. I'll have to gaz him.
edit: yeah, I saw Clay's wobbly. This is getting out of hand, though.
(edit: yeah, I saw Clay's wobbly. This is getting out of hand, though.
enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:29,
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I'm hoping he won't be away long, he does say it's only a temporary thing until the modding has been reined in a bit
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:39,
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yep...hopefully it's a short-term protest flounce. The b3ta version of industrial action.
( enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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I wouldn't class it as a flounce, personallyIt's not indignant enough
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Yeah, he's not the flouncing type.He just stated his reasons and left. Shame.
edit: that he left, not that he didn't flounce.
(edit: that he left, not that he didn't flounce.
enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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i would've much preferred it if he had've flounced real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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heheh, I'm sure you're not alone.That's why he didn't, the rotter.
( enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Oh and by the wayit's nice to see you back in these parts as well :) I've always enjoyed your work.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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well thank you very much!I might even post an image in a bit. I've got an idea but it's only moderately amusing. :(
edit: Oh, and I actually thought of your Beaker montage when I watched the Muppet Movie the other day. Didn't know who made it, but just looked at your profile and it's yours. :)
(edit: Oh, and I actually thought of your Beaker montage when I watched the Muppet Movie the other day. Didn't know who made it, but just looked at your profile and it's yours. :)
enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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you can't say [mod edit]lyunless you're an official [mod edit]
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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You're welcomeYeah, go for it (the image, that is). Even moderately amusing is better than not at all!
(And nice to know my beaker thing made an impression :) )
((And nice to know my beaker thing made an impression :) )
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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I've just looked at it againand I've decided it's the most touchingly sad image I've ever seen on b3ta.
*sniffs*
That's what b3ta needs - a bit more poignancy...
(*sniffs*
That's what b3ta needs - a bit more poignancy...
enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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you missed the post that started it off(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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PffffftHAHAHAHAHA! What?!I can only imagine this is why Moggy flounced?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:57,
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haha!now that thread's pretty funny. The lighter side of intellectual copyright issues.
( enceladus,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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Yeah, that was a good laughatomic said Moggy send him 20-odd gazzes as well!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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More like 32...Moggy is keen like that. Probably just a sign of love.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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Black Fox Down?what borked the helicopter?
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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I was going for a sort of 'just before the rope's thrown out and fox lady slides down and starts shooting shit up' sort of thing. :p Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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Nicemake sure she loses her clothing half way down :D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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Or inflates somehow. (Ugh, I've seen too much weird shit...)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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I'm sure there's a niche market for rope burns, I'll have to look into it. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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We all know stormtroopers always miss... I guess it was a lucky shot. ;D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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nice chopperI bet the ladies love it
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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It does seem that way, as evidenced here.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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hah! when I first scrolled down, I thought it was a robo-shark biting something! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:42,
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*crosses eyes, squints* Oh yeah, so it does! :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 Apr 2012, 17:48,
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