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# WE HAVE VISUAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ice ice baby :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Bloo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# wasn't my intention :D
bloo is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# proof that cartoons brainwash you ! bloo is in your head, controlling your thoughts
this is awesome too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# O_O
youtu.be/9i7B5aHafc0

i was not aware of this thing :(

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# that's funny
the kids must have been confused though
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# they must be strangers to love :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Astley was a good sport for agreeing to do it
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:26, archived)
# top man!!
a full commitment's what he's thinking of..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I see you're a big Rick Astley fan like me
You know he rules and so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Space flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] all i could see when i looked at her..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
everyone thinks you're a racist
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
#









(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# ooh
that's a big one!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# No,
it's 50 small ones.

Just 7k of your english bandwidth.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# no, he's just wearing Cuban heels
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# *punches*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Your punches are no match for my PUN-ches
(see what I did there)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Upside-down sushi?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Fifty
(lamp) shades...
(eltawater, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# HIS CUFFS
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# FIFTY PICTURES OF SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ^chuck norrist's nori wrists?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
#
wtf is a 'nori wrist' ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# the little red flappy things on his cuffs
make it hard to see what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Aha.
I don't think I've ever seen a Chuck Norris film, but I think I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's little red flappy things.
On the cuffs. It's difficult to see what's going on to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Why, because of the flapping?
Or the redness?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# like red flappy cufflinks, to be honest
quite difficult to see what's going on

edit: oops
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# You're right though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:17, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# 15 ?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# ha ha!
*click*
shouldn't it be the 30 ball though, not the 35?
*removes from front page*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# ha, i like this too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# This is inspired!!!
Excellent!!!!

In true Mystic Meg Styleee:

I predict a front Page post for yooooouuu!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# You've jinxed it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# haha genie arse!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# and that's the 23rd appearance of ball number 35 since the introduction of this method
Also, hahaha. Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha pick me a winnar big man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# aaaarrghhh :D
and there's another 41 being blown around inside..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:41, archived)
# I'm FUCKING PSYCHIC me!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10804239

... to be honest, it would've been a travesty for this not to be FP'd!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Awww, thanks buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Quick and dirty, probably bindun
(eltawater, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# i was considering
doing a northern pastiche "50 Shades of Gravy"

instead, i came up with



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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah I'm currently working on
"50 Shades Of Grated Cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I'm working on "50 Shades Of Grey Beards".*
*not really
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I've nearly finshed making
"50 Shades Of Gravy"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# "50 Shits Of Pedro" is sure to be a hit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I've made my peace with Pedro, atomic.
You're starting to sound like a little bit of an internet bully there mister.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Just testing you for the sake of my internet 'friend' Pedro.
(I got your back Pedro. mofaha is clean.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# See I knew it was funny.
This makes all the effort worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
#


Possibly getting a bit tenuous now....
(eltawater, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# had to get it out of my head...


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S.P.A.N.G
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I can't believe my name isn't purple, atomic

What are you, some kind of weirdo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Ahahah, you got sickburnt
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Just checking

YOU KIND OF WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Ditent mean ta come down so hard on ya, bro, but ya messed wit de jedi. ya undahstan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# cunts is cunts innit
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# to be fair
they are more than a bit smug.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# moggy/deconplexis dna splice complete
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# RAAHR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# WHAAULP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# population: wank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# There's nothing but an empty shed over there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# BLARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Remove the mask!...Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Okay, here gooAAAARRRRRUGGGH!
here gooAAAARRRRRUGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# SICKWOFL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
性交中に彼を女!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# you have summoned the cranky one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# wee jimmy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# No -- rhymes with 'foggy' and starts with an 'M'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# mr snoop doggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Mr Miyagi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10804199
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# She speaks through you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I only just came to
In my cellar covered in fur and dog semen. What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# It's better if you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# That's odd
That usually only happens on Thursdays to me....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# he paint the penis the mustard, laugh at him. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I'm implicated in that speech bubble!
I'd like to point out to the court that I've always been a keen supporter of Jedis, I was merely standing too close to mediocre when he made that comment
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# a likely story, officers, take him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :(( don't you love me anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Aww, I can't stay mad at you
*pinches cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Guilty by association.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# His family must suffer for this
horribly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Trust me, they already have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# They will...they will.
I will post this on an obscure Japanese site.......that'll teach 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# this happened, I saw it, but then it was a dream
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# It's a new day! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# LET'S TROLL THIS CUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Wow Dutch Inventor Mediocre has a really fit body :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:42, archived)
# he did a sick
I never forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 4:30, archived)
# shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I clicked this because he is exactly as your advert describes.

Also: Hullo! Been lurking for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# cheers and hiya
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# He was British for a while :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I thought he conducted himself with great dignity
it wasn't as if the weight of millions was on his shoulders for him to have to deal with or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# to cry when you win is almost expected
to cry when the victor stands behind you holding the trophy whilst chuckling away is simply humiliating
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# That guy is basically the greatest tennis player of all time
and what I actually said^

Not like he wasn't under any added pressure or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# He should be happy
He's got a medal, and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# A medal, and half a million quid.
On the other hand, it's not all rosy:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# were this true
i think andy would have up'd his game.

rooney, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Ha!
With added Ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Ahh, there's a downside to everything
Also: I haven't seen a twenty pound note for ages, all the cash machines round here seem to only produce fives and tens... NOW I KNOW ENGLAND'S FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# They've been hoarding £20 notes
for the Wimbledon prize. You'll start to see them again soon, once Federer's exchanged them for Euros. And then, when the Greeks leave the Eurozone and the value of the currency rises as a result, he'll convert all those Euros to Swiss Francs. He's a clever bugger, that Roger.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# is this about the soccerball again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# we all know what this is really about
*limps off to bed nursing a semi*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 4:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# How can a human being get up as quickly as that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# By deleting half of the frames!

Link to the footage
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Fucking hell
Seriously, he still gets to his feet like some kind of super human
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# There may have been some girls watching, you see
Gotta play it cool...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Like when you pretend you meant to trip by turning it into a jog?
Yes, I have done this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Real men commit to the fall and bloody a knee.
Then you get sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# FUCK YEAH. I'm going to fall the shit over in front of a woman tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Shock, I'd imagine.
His head's too full of HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED to register the hit to his knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# You can move as fast as you need to some times :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3vtqcC_c54

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Z18WXIaWw&feature=relmfu
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Jesus
That second video is mental; not a day he's ever likely to forget
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Haha :-)
I did crop a loop it, leeping from one track to the other for ever, but it was over a couple of gig in size
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Is it real?
If so - fucking Nora.
If not - tsk...and a tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know....
1,2 and 3 certainly look genuine enough...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, yes, Mr Pedantic....
I mean the train clip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I feel this would benefit greatly if the jedi scene was reversed
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I believe you may be correct
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# correct correctington I am
looks better
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Whoa
Again, again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Jedis: cunts of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# ...what?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# License to FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Cunts of the Universe UNITE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# *unites*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# i'm aroused
aroused
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Episode 4...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# What a slap-headed runt he is!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Trois
How about:
Almost sounds like I sort out threesomes (6)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Wrong :O
It was 'trios', although 'trois' is more than acceptable in my book.
Hmm, sounds like almost... 'goalpost'? You can take out two of the letters to make six...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I don't even know why these are funny.
But they are, and I will never tire of them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# ace!
On an unrelated note, what (legal) free programme is recommended for image manipulation?

I tend to use Unfreez for making gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)
# gimp I think is supposed to be the best free one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# That's the one I use
It's pretty good for quick'n'dirties, but it's not good for complex gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# are there any addins/plugins
that you'd recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# not really
but make sure you use it in single-window mode. lucky chap, you get to avoid the million-window shitfest horror and only have to suffer the two-window shitfest horror
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# there's GIMP - The GNU Image Manipulation Program
www.gimp.org/
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# OK
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# scha·den·freu·de : enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
which is probably what the penthouse dwellers will be partaking in as they daze down upon the proles

edit : daze/gaze who gives a f**k
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Those were the daze.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# The bad things in life were so few.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# What a wit, what a wag!
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Your Love Is King (high)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# scrolled down, saw your tag and the face
assumed it was alistair darling with a beard
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# *clicks very hard*
This goes into the upper echelons of punnage
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# INCOMING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] a federer stratocaster (with a whammy bar)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
It wasn't very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four with a mashed up door and a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# classic:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Turn it down...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Don't you boys know any nice songs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Thinks pure thoughts...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# people seemed to like our song
they got up and danced, and made a lot of noise, and it wasn't before very long that a guy from a company we can't name said we ought to take his pen and sign on the line for a real good time - but he didn't tell us when these good times would be something that was really happening, and so the band broke up and it looks like we'll never play again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Talkin' 'bout your hemorrhoids baby.
Acetylene Nirvana Hemorrhoids
Talkin' 'bout your hemorrhoids baby
Steam roller
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Pre CBS corporate buy out?
I'd file down the nut, raise the bridge and take the buzz out of the low G.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:36, archived)
# no, it's got two studs for the bridge mount instead of the old 6 screw fitting, just sayin
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# and 22 frets
so yeah, it's a modern US Standard

just sayin
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I swear he's got a touch of Morrissey chin in that picture
Must be a Marr guitar then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# or Neil
young ones?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I'm a negative creep. I'm a negative creep.
And I'm not stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Kneel before the might of Sutekh! In my presence, you are an ant, a termite! Abase yourself, you grovelling insect!
you are an ant a termite! Abase yourself you grovelling insect!

he likes dressing them up in all sorts of little clothes sets
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I kneel and await to get dressed up
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Sutekh picks out a safari suit and panama hat for you
and shreds your nervous system into a million fibres
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I was so hoping for a fedora...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Might be Dr Who and the Pyramids Of Mars
IIRC
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# spot on, the quotes are
but he's pure BBC news pic
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# He seems unconcerned,
she seems to be attempting to reason with it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# he's too scared to move
and very thankful he chose to wear dark trousers today
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# took me far too long to C the see was missing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The secret's in the....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# her lips
are burnin'
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I thought they were pretty hot...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
Ainsley Harriott is looking good.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Who doesn't in a pin stripe jacket....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# o_O painting by mustard
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it's what gave him the edge...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
He's not giving them up in a hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# He's drank all of his orange deuce...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Needs more bananas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Accurate in its oddness!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# buwahaha
fantastic
(UTB, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] duuuuh swim


edit: duuuuh forgot to compo it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# He's in the lead....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)
# but he doesn't look confident of finishing
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He'll overtake himself to win yet...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Octo-powered swimathon
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Swim Vishnu! Swim!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger slipper
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I once saw a giant slipper you were meant to put both feet in.
I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I once watched a Billy Connolly sketch.
I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Yeah, I first heard it from Big Yin, and didn't believe him.
But about 2 months ago I saw them in a shop in Preston.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# You should see him play snooker...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# B3ta - making spiders cute since 2001
Well, this is a nice busy afternoon on b3ta. But I must go to work now. See yous later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
Love the dropped ball...
And the eye movement is rather special.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha, ace's.....
Those little bastards have been scarring the shit out of me this year....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# eeeek!
it's got fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# So the John Terry race trial has started today then...
Got a sneak peek at his defence.

(Yes he's a football person but I'm just going to put it here anyway).

(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)

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