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[challenge entry] Apologies in advance....
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# London Pride.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I love Picnics
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:22, archived)
# needs peanuts
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# WHAT?! no pork scratchings?
Not worth it's own thread and not compo worthy but feel poorly
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:24, archived)
# : (
shall I bring you some soup and a blankie?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:28, archived)
# that would be awse...
and fluff my pillow...
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hope you feel better, soon.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, archived)
# who said that....
come closer.....
it's all going dark...
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *rubs better*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:12, archived)
# *arches back*
*purrs*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll add my other headswap here also....
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# you can't leave that lyin there
It's not a.. oh
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Serve a good pint down the red lion :)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Heh
It looks *packed* in there


/coat
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Jaffffffffff
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Yay!

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# i am not going to click 'I like this!' until I can be assured that the elephant was not hurt
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Photoshoppery closely monitored by the American Humane Association
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:10, archived)
# AHA!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:15, archived)
# or Alan Partridge, if you like.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
# looks like he's being scalded to me...
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Elephants are immune to hot liquids due to the nature of their skin
Nottalottapeopleknowthat.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I'd hate to think how they tested that....
=D
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:35, archived)
# McDonalds coffee
Obviously.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# *winces*
that stuff puts magma to shame.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Nice

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)
# arf!
what was that originally?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Bottle of beer.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:28, archived)
# *gasps*
never drink and hyperspace!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Indeed, a huge amount of amphetamines is was you need to be a good pilot
trufax
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Never
put Jaffa Cakes and chocolate Hobnobs in the same biscuit tin.

One of the saddest days of my life...
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Did war break out?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, archived)
# The great biscuit massacre....
The jaffa's just had no mercy that day...
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:32, archived)
# oi, fella!
how you diddling?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I'm poorly sick and i have a bad back so came home from w*rk
I posted a pitktur!!
^up there!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Jaffa cakes went hard
hob nobs went soft

They killed each other!

Thus proving Jaffa cakes are cakes, and tax exempt
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:33, archived)
# haha
Or digestives in your sandwich box
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I still have flashbacks to flowerpots jaffa challenge.
*rocks back and forth*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Tea time.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Not mine, but topical, and weird
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I knew that Jacob Rees Mogg reminded me of someone
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)
# 007 eh? Is that a Walter ppk?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Moneypenny the Minx
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Apparently, Cameron was only pretending he didn't know what Magna Carta means....
Cameron was only pretending he didn't know what Magna Carta means....

Read all about it!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
Fame-hungry twat
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:09, archived)
# naww,, he's been hosting late-night TV for decades.
If he wanted prime-time TV by now, he would be there.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# *ba-dum*tishhh*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] How about Urban's Animals?

'...and in Heaven you can have as much Pedigree Chum as you like'.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more popesick
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# That's much, much better,
and probably closer to what really happened!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for tennis?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Ah, sorry Len_in!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
you're welcome
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Friday!

Prolly a binduns.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Haha I doubt it, inspired!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:43, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:48, archived)
#
nice
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:51, archived)
# heh heh
very good
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha!
...but that's a big frond
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Yes it's bindun - Happy Toast I think
but that does not detract from its goodness
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:29, archived)
# That's a rather large frond.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:16, archived)
# You keep diggin' and I'll keep smilin'
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I hope it's all as easy as it looks.
We have had elections stolen before, but I hope.

Vote or slit your throat, American b3tards.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:13, archived)
# hmmm,, getting to be that time, eh?
Do I want Monsanto, the insurance industry and the oil companies to have their hand up a brown puppet or a pink puppet?
*decides*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)
# The pink puppet says funny things, that's gotta be worth a vote.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# you know, you're right!
...and it might keep them uppity minorities munardies quiet for a while :D
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:51, archived)
# FEMA have a hand in there too!
And the Illuminati?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:12, archived)
# oh god, no, the death camps!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry]


NWOT
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Also NWOT
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody foreign badgers, stealing British Badger jobs! Culling's too good for them!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Clouseau ..... I'm coming to get you


Goodbye Dreyfus :(
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:25, archived)
# :(
I hope Clouseau is waiting for him with a fake beard
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:39, archived)
# was he beumped off? :(
edit

ooh I didn't know there was a 'pink panther' film called A Shot in the Dark. I need to dl that :)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:50, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:56, archived)
# watch it
it's probably the best one*

*the one people say is the best when they are trying to impress people
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:47, archived)
# PP Strikes Again is my favourite
Some Sellers/Lom action: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v30HUOx6SYk
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:28, archived)
# That's my fave too
Plays like a demented Bond movie
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:36, archived)
# haha
can't beat the original Pink Panthers
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:01, archived)
# One of the last of that generation...
Farewell Herbert :(
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Is it a berm?
That so made me giggle
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAA
now THAT'S satire!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:32, archived)
# haha! Perfect.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, archived)
# this is the only funny thing I've seen with Justin Lee Collins in it
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Front page, please!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliance
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha, nice!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What a brilliant set of images in this sub-thread... I think one of my favourite things on B3ta is when an image starts its own set of development like this.

Thanks all involved - has helped make a shitty morning slightly smilier.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Heres one for your nightmares....


Sorry.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:20, archived)
# the only Friday night project he'll be doing is peeling spuds at her majesty's pleasure
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Or being bummed
By Mr. Big
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:33, archived)
# i saw him outside a pub in brizzle last year
he's really small.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:55, archived)
# So to compensate
He's a fucking odd bod.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Anybody remember "Do it, woman" or "Do it, wife"
Somebody made a series of drawings with a phrases like those above. If this sounds familiar, please share.

Thanks
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Andy Capp?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:21, archived)
# No
I believe it was more recent.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:24, archived)
# It was Jeccius
Also, post a fucking picture!??!!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:30, archived)
# I'M REMEMBERED!!!!!
*blushes*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:36, archived)
# I never forget
NEVER!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Whereas me....
...I have to drink to forget. You wasn't there man, YOU WASN'T THERE!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:39, archived)
# ....

Not updated in years tbh :p
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:35, archived)
# have you heard about this new thing called Google?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Instead of wasting a thread i'll pop in a pea

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:36, archived)
# JESUS SHITBAGGING CHRIST
I think I'm in love
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Jayde Goodey 4Eva In ar Harts!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Shopped photos only please
(, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Tell ya what, here's one I felt-tipped for my daughter the other day
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:51, archived)
# nice work, haven't used felt-tips in ages

sory discomeats
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:30, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Cunt hasn't even said thanks!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:28, archived)
# what a massive cunt
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:55, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ha! Subtle.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)
#


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#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] This will do for the compo, right?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 6:02, archived)
# yeah fucking bang it in there, WALLOP
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 6:24, archived)
# He should get that conjunctivitis looked at.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, archived)
# ????????????
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Truly, what the fuck?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Sorry.
No idea.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:25, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:56, archived)
# Say hello to my little Buddleja
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:27, archived)
# They're supposed to be tentacles.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:52, archived)
# Don't fuck me!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Is that a Golden Earring?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 3:48, archived)
# It's a traditional oriental earlobe stretching weight, it might be gold.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 4:13, archived)
# cliff richard relaxes by the pool
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 5:39, archived)
# Yeah I noticed the resemblance too!
It is of course pure coincidence.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 5:57, archived)
# cocknose and tentacle on our, summer holiday (no more worries for me or you)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 6:27, archived)
# he comes
(, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:47, archived)
# dsotm
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:49, archived)
# May the belm be with you.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:05, archived)
# This makes Pedro look like a GOD.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:46, archived)
# No, this does
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 5:26, archived)
# My nephew asked me to make a "cartoon" of him.
So, I obliged.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:27, archived)
# ok who`s gonna be first to edit that? :)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:33, archived)
# crying out for all sorts of magenta tomfoolery
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:44, archived)
# what I really meant was :
This is great but you're posting pictures of your nephew on b3ta after midnight. Think it through.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Once in a blue moon I post something other than CDCs
Just thought I'd put something up which wasn't the violent mutilation of the Magenta Member
;)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Uh-oh
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Haha! I don't think I want to see the next image.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:59, archived)
# stop!
nao!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:02, archived)
# ...and I'm spent.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:04, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Is there such a word as "retumesce?"
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Give me about ten minutes and we'll see.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
needs more dribbling cone :D
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
you scallywag
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:08, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Cool
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:47, archived)
# WITH EXTRA NUTS
 


 
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 5:53, archived)
# 964B00
 
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(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Very good !
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:16, archived)
# hmm, I'm seeing more E19D38 on average
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)
# SHB2012
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
# There's a Humphrey about?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:01, archived)
# BENYEMEN NETHIM YAHOO
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Canada cheese-smuggling ring busted
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Are you saying that reports of Canadian cheese-smuggling rings are LIES?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:38, archived)
# No
Just that the Canadian Maple Syrup smugglers are stranger
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 4:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:45, archived)
# CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED
CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED CUNTSHED
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I believe congratulations are in order
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:31, archived)
# it's off man!
i have photographic evidence of shenanigans between him and Atomic and Gronkpan
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:05, archived)
# It's a rollercoaster of emotions every day here.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Pics
or it didn't happen
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 4:01, archived)
# no reason
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:35, archived)
# AAaarrggh !
the green skull with the pink nose !!!!!!
: )
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# So you saw it as a child as well.
I thought i was the only one haha.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# same
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:42, archived)
# NSFW
Now Suitable For Wanking?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:44, archived)
# i have
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:12, archived)
# fuckspew on a shit, fool me once
fucksplice twice, fuul me thrice

imjussayin
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i pity the fool who fool be thrice
EDIT: paprika is going to be on film4 at 12:30, anyone know if it's worth watching?
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:13, archived)
# fool smee thrice, fool on ewe
ghoul me twice,

hello chief!
Fallout ChillJuice
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:15, archived)
# That's one of them vidyo games isn't it.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:29, archived)
# kids today be playin they segas
jump jigga jump

imjussayin
youtu.be/TM6TCGltfHM
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Woohoo :D
(, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Needs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om2HbDzZOWA
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 5:31, archived)

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