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# I de-lurked for this important public announcement
Five years of lurking, but finally my rage made me sign back in... be kind:

(trimprop, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Fuck me!
Tha's massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
Yeah, I know.... *sigh*
(trimprop, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Well make it smaller then
it isn't hard to do and it will look the same.
then you won't get a bunch of snarky comments and people might actually look at the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
Yeah, I've been a member for 10 years - I'll post any size I damn well like... I've got 'tenure'
(trimprop, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Oh dear
Well, good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# look at my comment
it was constructive.
it was suggesting that you will get more positive comments if you make it under 100 or even the suggested 50K
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
(newbie) - although I did change it... not 'cause you said thou'
(trimprop, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:46, archived)
# i think he might have been talking about the filesize...generally under 100kb for images is the limit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I think you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:43, archived)
# i think the moderators should respond to people who don't bother to compress their pictures by replacing it with a version that's been compressed to fuck, à la:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Quick question
In pshop, which format image to save, uses less kbs in relation to same size pictures? And any more tips to reduce the size bar cropping, smallerness or sending the slidey bar down to Amiga levels of quality?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:35, archived)
# JPEGs are almost always the best in terms of compression ratios, unless you've got very few colours or transparency.
I find the compression wizard in PSP works better than photoshop. Try changing the colour depth as well...that might help.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I shall try this
thank you.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# if you've got solid banks of colour and clear boundaries like in cartoons, use gif or png
and with png make sure you remove the alpha channel (unless you need it) and make sure it's indexed to the number of colours you want, or it'll look big and you'll join the ranks of people declaring that pngs are huge. (hint: they're not, unless you leave them with 16m colours and an alpha channel, in which case yes, yes they are.)

if you've got shading of colours and soft boundaries like in a photo, use jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I make no claim to be an expert
But the gimp does a generally good job too.
(Then again I haven't used photoshop in a long time)
It also does the indexing where necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:20, archived)
# topical
(SM46272845, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# this is highly likely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:39, archived)
# :)
he appears to be levitating. b-air-lusconi.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I think the front of his builtup shoes has been removed
As a security hazard
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
With everything going on in that pic, you choose to look at Silvio's feet. Typical! :(
(SM46272845, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I dont find her attractive
sorry :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# she's cracking from the neck down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Yes
she just has a face like a dropped pie.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
I Googled 'sexy prison officer'. Not that I'm trying to pass the buck or anything.
(SM46272845, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
Also, Silvio suffers from floating leg syndrome. I just didn't want to embarrass him by mentioning it :(
(SM46272845, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I'm surprised that doesn't make him
limp!

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Also
It's a fair cop guv'
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I see what you did there.
With my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:11, archived)
# haha
it's the 70s again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# And 'Think of the children'
has a whole different meaning...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Shang-a-lang!
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I know this has already been done but I don't care.
.
Carphone Whorehouse
.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I always go for Nokialette.
She's a bit old, but she knows what she's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Filth :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# STOP TOUCHING MY SCREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# i do love your inky skills
and now, as my fingers are turning blue from the cold, i'm off home.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Cor!
this pushes all the right buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# very good indeed
character through figure drawing. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# cor!
That's giving me a ((Sony) Eric, son! etcs
(UTB, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I, hubare, like this!
so I, hubare, clicked I, hubare, like this!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Yeah, I always buy my goods from Whorehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I go here....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# o_O I count...12-15 nipples, gave up halfway and covered my eyes
filth!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I've always called it that :)
Also Homobase and Spazda
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This is excellent, by the way
This probably goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Would
(herman:D, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# also - THREAD DELETING CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# who me?
what thread??
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
I can't see anything
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# What an evil looking
child.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Love child of Dick Dastardly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# "Dastardly's Child?"
Weren't they a pop singers?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# haha
You are thinking of The Sugar Dogs with Muttley Bueno
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# ah lego,
The toy of gods.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# that would explain the shape of my gentials then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
#




yes.





what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Studs go on top baby.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# cat lego, shirley?
lego cat would suggest that the cat is made of lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# GoCat does not normally suggest that cats are made of Gos though
Advertising men are exempt from the usual rules of English, as are headline writers
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# cats are made of go
and evil. lots and lots of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# made with Stella and Relentless
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
cats are made of ground-up teddy bears mixed with jewels and piss
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Thundercats certainly are go
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Prolly bindun but it killed an hour. Hello.

Clicky 2 Biggy

Edit: Timed that spot on! Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I think Bigger is smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Fixed ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# oh it's a hi-viz vest
I thought they were carrots!

Excellent work, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# When, revisited
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# At least this one didn't set up a website and try to sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :D
It's Reddit you have to watch out for now, that's where the thieving cunts professional creatives hang out
and everything good from here ends up there
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Thought it must have been.
Ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# If it's any consolation...
Yours looks more playable than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Love the idea
but I read from Go, and next square 'Squat It'... surely not chav, more pre-trust fund accommodation while going through their "difficult" political stage for the upper class and cringing "want to be alternative" middle class kids.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:51, archived)
# This is ace
I look forward to playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:25, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue552/

QUESTION: What noise is the worst?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
The relentless noise of your dying dreams as you realise that suddenly you're getting older quicker and you spend every waking moment thinking about death, resulting in insomnia and the loss of all energy with which you might have a slim chance of doing something worthwhile with your life. That noise.


Wait, I mean Toploader.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# that whimpering noise kids make when they don't appreciate how famous you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# When the spine snaps just as you get to the vinegar thrust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# What the Fuck my tree animation was the most popular all week well beyond when the Image Challenge closed
What is it just pick your friend's images is it Happy Toast/Fraser?

I really don't know why I fucking bother.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Not sure if you can chalk this up to HT... Don't think he writes the newsletter.
But it's a bit harsh that yours isn't in there. Was a time when the image compo was The Top Three As Voted rather than some discretionary thing like the QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# It's always been the top three I've never known it to be different.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Think lately there's been an element of subjectivity to them.
Although from my perspective it's pretty academic cos I rarely trouble the popular page these days :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Oh well fuck this for a game of soldiers.
What's the point of being a b3tan if it's all for nothing? Don't bother answering that, it's time I left this site.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Wait, that wasn't a flounce was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I didn't know the point of challenges was to be in the top three
Nor did I know the point of posting was to be on the popular page, let alone the front page. For me that's probably a good thing since they're all well out of my fliddy reach. But then I never check the front page or the popular page and rarely pay close attention to the image challenge part of the newsletter.

I think it's all too possible to take this place too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I have observed this also.
Happened with one of mine, but it was a bit quick and shit, so I wasn't overly perturbed. It's not a democracy, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah, you came first with no mention
2nd, 10th and 23rd got a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# This weeks image challenge will be judged by
Brian Sewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ^Please can we make this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh, yeah...
...how did that happen?
b3ta.com/board/10872147
Ah, my laurels are soiled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# It was the Week in Pictures challenge
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Nor is it a meritocracy
Have seen plenty of good stuff on here that barely gets any attention (I don't mean mine - I'm fully aware that most stuff I post is shit), but when a well-known name posts something it immediately garners comments and votes even if it's low in hummus. I think everything in life is like that though. It's whom you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# The whole point in the challenges is that it IS a democracy
So they shouldn't be screened by the mods at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# There was a period when " I found this I think it should win the compo "
seemed to be in the top three every week. Some of them were funny, but some were just faceswaps. I can see whoever placed 4th getting pissed off with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Good point. You can apply that to smug too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# But not so much to FUCK and flan.
Overexposed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I came 3rd in the recent comic challenge with a freebase/flan pic and it didn't get a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Isn't that exactly what it is if it's not a democracy but based on someboy's view of the effort of individuals
misguided or not.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# "Image challenge by Fraser Lewry."
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Well we should lobby him for a return to accountability.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I've noticed this happening before
One week I was third and didn't get a mention. Another week I was 23rd and did get a mention.
It balances out in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# got a qotw first
not a mention. last week got a mention and i was nowhere near first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# One week I was third.
And then my entry was mod-edited out of the compo on the Thursday for some reason, and I flounced like some sort of Clay.

And then I realised that it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER and came back :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I remember that
It happened to my Mo compo entry as well, but it got FP'd so I didn't moan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Strange days indeed ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# LINK ME SOME FLOUNCE BABY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:39, archived)
# the sound of cunts singing "meeeeeeennnn"
after EVERY FUCKING SCENE on the pile of rancid dribbleshite that is two and a half men.
either that or anyone saying "wowcher!"{
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# w*wcher
makes me want to kill my television.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# it has me scrambling for the mute button every time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# WHY AM I NOT IN THE TOP 3!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# OMFGWTYOAOPUTL!
Fuck yeah! I've been on here ten years, and I think that's the first time I've been in the newsletter. Frankly, I've got a semi just thinking about it.

Sorry, got a bit excited there. Just off to blow my own trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# the sound of jimmy savile fucking dead bodies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I made that Pumpkin Carving video
I carved it, filmed it(using a chair with celotaped Duplo bits to it, as a camera holder), edited it and added the sound. It should proudly be in the "What the B3ta'ns did this week" section.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I just finished watching that and thinking the same thing
Fucking epic work btw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# once gebissen twice scheiße
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Anything: Gangnam style.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Last orders bell.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Sorry.
People who read alt text are bummers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Haha
I watched that Prometheus thing t'other night

Time to work out which one was Mike from Neighbours: 1 hr 12 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I liked it.
Apparently, according to a lot of sources, I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I did enjoy it, apart from the bit where I was thinking "Duhhh, run the *other* way"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Yea I like how she fell over and simply rolled out of the way after running away from it for 2 minutes.
(Gimp Wrangler, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# ^ that
If it had been made 30 years ago it would now be hailed as a classic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# ^This
Quite liked it, though didn't understand why 'Mike' had to spend his entire time in wrinkles. Also thought that they found the dead alien in the captain's chair in the first Alien film... not in an escape pod. Or maybe there's some excuse for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I think it's probably covered off by the fact that there were 'other ships'. Like the one they left on at the end.
There's a really good bit with Mike out of Neighbours doing a seminar as a young man in the DVD extra bits. Which kind of makes more sense of him being wrinkly later.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I wondered if they were going to do some 'young' scenes... or maybe make a pre-prequel later on
I like that get-out, so that they can make the prequel plot more exciting and less predictable. I'll use it next time. "Oh yeah, it was another moon where an identical ship crashed in a similar landscape and the crew died in strikingly similar ways. Honest."
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# The extras are worth watching.
The Weyland speech is great, although a few of the other videos are just arty bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
if you want to be in the running
make sure it's funning (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Special Offer Inside: 25% off NYPD Roasts
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# All aboard, all aboard, passports please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# SCROLLING IN ALL DIRECTIONS MANDATORY ON IPAD MINI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# STOCKPORT COUNTY WORMERY MUNGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# sniffing peoples' hair on buses is the new crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BECAUSE ALL THE NEWS IS STILL JIMMY SAVILE
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# GIVING YOU 1% GROWTH EVERY WEEK
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Nest egg dreams ruined as savile didnt touch me
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# OBAMA REFUSES 'VOTE ROMNEY' T SHIRT DURING DEMOCRAT VISIT TO STAMFORD BRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# THE ONLY THING YOU'LL READ THIS WEEK THAT DOESN'T MOAN ABOUT PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN BOND MOVIES
(please don't moan about product placement in Bond movies, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Contains pics of Berlusconi's prison cell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I hope that Two Hats gets a mention :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# THAT'S IT, MAVIS, WE'RE OUT OF HERRINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# in a week john terry helped win the US election
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# HERE, HOLD THIS MOUSE WHILE I SHIT IN YOUR EYES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Destined not to reach your work email - CUNTS
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Now with 20% less Rob fingering kids.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# He's tucked his thumb in, this week.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# JIM'LL FIST IT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Free inside: Winterbourne View guide to caring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I TOLD YOU NOT TO SQUIRT IT, BUT WOULD YOU COCO?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Kids'll do ANYTHING for a Jim Fixed It For Me Badge.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Not available in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# more full of jokes than an italian jail cell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Jimmy Saville - Lucky bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# This newsletter has failed Windows 8 Logo testing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] All about the chocolate core

There must have been such a good selection of stuff this week that Rob has become too overwhelmed by it to function.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm chocolately fish!
I haven't actually compoed this yet...



I've also worked out why this was in my mind. It' because Captain Bird's Eye is in the Cadbury Bubbly advert www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nVRntpovco 40 seconds in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I thought Capt Birdseye was supposed to be all sexy
and young and rugged these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# he still smells of fish and incarcerates kids on a boat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# ah, milt
it gets in your eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Milt.
Take a bow.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# disgusting
but i'd still probably try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# yes
you would just have to, I know I would.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
# like dipping slices of granny smith apple into tomato soup
sounds so wrong, tastes curiously right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# almost as nice as ginger biscuits with brown sauce on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:29, archived)
# what madness is this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# don't knock it till you try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# i would eat this
if it werent frozen, tried eating frozen fish before. It dont work
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] brush, brush, gargle-gggGGGggggggrrrg...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# now this would work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# That's almost as good as
Justin Lee Collins "Ta Ta Control Pest"; he uses it every community service.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Ho, I know I'm a big fan of both...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Is it newsletter time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Great joke, your majesty!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I've already received the Chortle Newsletter and not even a newsletter subject line invitation yet
Rob must have forgotten his safeword
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Bond, Jack Bond
Jack Bond
(1.618..., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
#
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#
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#
(1.618..., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# That's bloody acers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 3:26, archived)
# fuck, it's slow in hetre today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# That seemed to hurry a few people up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# \o/
i'm helping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# da diddley qa qa!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Don't you need two drummers for da diddley qa qa...?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# you're thinking of rum pup pup pum pum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# That's a jolly nice drumper he's knitting there
I too would like one
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# *squirts toothpaste across nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Dave Growl.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvVhbYBOzE

3.45ish onwards for a bit.

Ignotre the title and the visuals - the mix is what you want :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# yup :)
b3ta.com/board/10871631
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# he looks all happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Fish biscuits!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:30, archived)
# con Salmone, Trota e Verdure
this is so old that this was the only pic I could find of cat biscuits at the time, and it's in Portuguese Italian. Pre Google
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I can't imagine a world without Google...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Yes and no....
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Do you keep the html for your hat permanenly in your clipboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:39, archived)
# It's done automatically for me at b3ta towers.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Much better than Python's when it comes to avian medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Woo
Like it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] With RYtina flatbreadscreen
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# portable comupting has never tasted so good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# psst!
computing

And yes, it is delicious. Angry, delicious birds.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh! Pea for compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:30, archived)
# What the hell's on the serving suggestion?
Has the cat been eating grass again?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Washed down with iBena?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Cover it with lashings of iCantbelieveitsnotbutter....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *collides*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# *stockpiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Large Hardon Collider?
Sounds like gay pr0n.
I wonder what the chance is of a black hole appearing?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Roses are red, violets are blue,
where's the cunting newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I can't believe it's Friday again already
I'd better start trying to get some of that 'life' that I hear so much about on Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Nah...
... it's overrated.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# it has been this week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# would it be improved if i gave you a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:58, archived)
# frankly yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# *massive jugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I'm talking about me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# would you like to buy a second-hand bra?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# depends. Is it a sexy one, or a bog-standard shopping-in-Asda one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# it's customised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# two of my facebook "friends" decided they "like" Amazon.
What the fuck is wrong with them?
It's a fucking shop.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# one of my ex colleagues 'likes' a lot of risque stuff
I don't think he realises that his likes end up on other people's screens, possibly even his husband's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha!
GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Daily 'Jocks in Jocks' isn't a page I frequent very often
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
that site doesnt exist...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I have no idea why I searched for this via my friends profile page
https://www.facebook.com/dailyjocks

it's very clear he likes pages of scantily clad men
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Oh I found that one
and also musclejocks. They all seem very friendly on there.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# come back when your wrist heals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:37, archived)
# lots of handshakes eh?
As I say, friendly enough bunch.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The summer sun is fading as the year grows old,
And I've caught a nasty cough.
The winter winds will be much colder now,
Now you've fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# although your heart's in L.A, your head's in my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Was going to 'shop in the words "want to" to the box... but then...
www.b3ta.com/board/9359499
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# My new comic strip
Hans et Pierre. It's pretty shit.

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love german words. Schildkrotenzuppe and schmetterling are two of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I was delighted that the German that I'd written turned out to be accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# haha as opposed to...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Still one of my favourite things of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, archived)
# my first FP
I was giggling for ages making it

It should say "Kannst du mich retten Geld auf meinem Kfz-Versicherung"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Inspired
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Those Crazy Germans
Don't forget Luftkissenfahrzeug , why its an air cushion moving vehicle!

(therealche, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10871907#post10871944
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
you wacky germans and your humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:42, archived)
# time for eine splattenkacken?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Data and Picard are old now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hehehe
Ich finde diese Darstellung der beiden Herren diskutieren Elefanten, eher amüsant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Vy ist keepin das kattenpikkenhanz in das pokkets


EDIT: I know nuffink!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Hislop?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha i was about to ask the same
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Ja!
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Fahrvergnügen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and yet...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I've just got a new sofa and armchair.
The armchair is a powered recliner as well. It is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i have no need of christmas delivery
all my christmas shopping is done.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i'm very well organised when i want to be.
plus, i love shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# All mine is done
Mrs S does it all, and we don't get each other anything
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# sensible, yet with slightly scroogey overtones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# money doesn't go as far as it used to
especially with kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# that's why i start buying early
get one present every payday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'm going to do what I do every year. Go out on Christmas Eve and get it all in one.
It's TRADITION!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
# You are my father in law AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# a traditional christmas eve to me
is having a shower, making a hot chocolate, putting my fluffiest pyjamas on, curling up in front of the telly and watching scrooged, before having an early night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Awww going to bed early so that Christmas will come sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# no
but i know i won't get a minute's peace on christmas day, so a good sleep is essential.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# indeed!
I do the same, and also, I make sure that I spend just as much on myself as I have spent on all others :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Where's MY present?
I want it NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# you'll wait till christmas day, just like everyone else!
if you're very good, you can open one small one on christmas eve. only the one, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Fuck you Sony with your religious holiday promotions and your dead animal sofas
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# have you ever tried to watch telly on a live cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I don't like leather sofas
Not veggie or anything like that, I just find them too slidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:35, archived)
# horrible if you're wearing a skirt
if you stand up too fast, you can leave half your leg skin behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# with a dog and small child they are a god send
as they are easy to keep clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# you clean your sofa with a dog and a small child?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# One for the surfactant
One for the buff
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Actively disappointed...
... that nobody has violently attacked me for the crapness of the pun. I don't know what to believe in any more.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha, there you go then

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)

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