I just found these visual prompt cards: they are from my school days in India where we were taught English using these type of cards so we wouldn't mistake similar phrases.
Hahaha!I like these
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:15,
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Oh go on then then, as I've had this in my head for a couple of days
I hope no-one thinks this is anti-semitic. It's just Harvey Weinstein in need of a diet
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Accidents Waiting To Happen"){kind=small}
Have this, that seemed funny, but in actual fact will just baffle and confuse....
Bonus to anyone that makes head nor tail of it without the filename...
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I got the joke if not the person straight awaybut the existance of a petrol station and condoms threw me a bit ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:28,
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Yeah....apart from the location and punchline, it works well.....
May as well add this here then...
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Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:32,
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May as well add this here then...
Already oily. Very nice.
coopergreen So far out of the demo, I'm on my way back,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:28,
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hello new persondon't be put off by the lack of replies, it's early and people are generally being very quiet of late
welcome aboard, pull up a kitten
(welcome aboard, pull up a kitten
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:26,
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Yes,I had the school run to do. Those girls won't look at themselves...
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Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:26,
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ha haaaa, charade you are
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:11,
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YOU-fucked-up-old-hag--hahaaa-charade-you-are
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:23,
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PIG STAN COMPELLS YOU
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:57,
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oh yesthis is getting a play straight after Led Zep - Presence!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 6:53,
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I just saw a pigman
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:39,
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OH, AND THE PIGMAN SEES YOU, TOO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:48,
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Good. Great, but it's still not Cubism
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:47,
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According to the law, if you're really drunk you can still drive if you just close one eye. I really like this.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 3:54,
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Also, not Cubism. Just messing with layer modes in GIMP[bonus cat]
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:12,
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IT'S SATANPORKISM
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:05,
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LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:11,
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I SCREAM AND SCREAM AT MY DAD
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:12,
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I told him to use the gel but would he listen? would he fuck Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:13,
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Man I've been channeling Stephen Hovriel all week, it's starting to take its toll.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:21,
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I was riding my bike today, and suddenly I thought of shitrags. I supposed they died a quiet and unsolved death.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:24,
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They built student accomodation on top of them
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:26,
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Ashes to ashes, shitrags to shit. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 4:28,
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shit shit shitty birds that poop on ya!(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:56,
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these really are impressive and disturbing HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:26,
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All it needs is Obama and and an over saturated Israeli flag and WAKE UP SHEEPLE!Cat = Moggy = Mogwai
Moggy is a plant from an Israeli-Jewish sect of the illuminati filling our bathwater and pumpkins with mercury!
GREMLINS CONSPIRACY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2CL6dPLNzk
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(Moggy is a plant from an Israeli-Jewish sect of the illuminati filling our bathwater and pumpkins with mercury!
GREMLINS CONSPIRACY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2CL6dPLNzk
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:08,
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don't forget the 40% opacity noise layer :)
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 1:00,
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Tin foil hats required
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 2:09,
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wtf? - I am totally rissing again.Is it something about poisoned apples?
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:20,
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she looks sturdy.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:05,
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sorry - I'm rissing againthat's 2 in a row, I clearly don't fit in here any more :(
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:59,
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isn't it obviousoctopus, red-shirted man, yellow building
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:26,
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Ahahahahah, he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:00,
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Haha, 'A PERLA'I don't get it
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:54,
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yay tentacle squid rape!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:04,
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This is a bit shit!But I'm tired and it's all I could think of. :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:41,
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100% tasty fried anteaterclaw lickin' good
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:44,
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I recnogise that background!woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:53,
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did Jim fix it for them?in other news aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:36,
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Now *that's* synchronised :)Actually, you can look at this and imagine they're all standing next to a large, turning yellow Meccano windmill...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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I, for one, would find it difficult not to interfere with myself if I stood next to a large, turning yellow Meccano windmill.
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4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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Remind me to registerw w w.largeturningyellowmeccanowindmillxxx.com
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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WELL DONE, NOW LET'S COUNT THEM UP!!! oh, sorry
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:19,
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They'd deserve it. These things are stupid. Like domino tumbling.And why is there a gurning dwarf living in a house of cards?
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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Only cos his tiny gob's always fullof wine, beef or whore. Or all three.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:17,
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That's Bryan Berg, international playboy and paper sculptor extraordinaire.And he's not that short ... although he does have a touch of the Kevin Bacon gurn about him
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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Well I don't like him. I expect those are miniature cards and he's under 5 foot tall.
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4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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I expect he's just been caught raping a corpse in that picture, and he just thinks it's funny.
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4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:22,
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Hey, he had a spare 30 seconds between storeys.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:25,
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WINNNNNERRR!!! *cleek*Houses of cards bother me, guaranteed way to get trembling hand syndrome
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:43,
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funny cause its true!*click*
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:48,
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hehehehI'll leave a comment here in 4 hours
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:56,
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haha...looks like that woman's eating a patient's sample.
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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Haha.I always thought the start of casualty would be more interesting if one of the little scenarios at the start didn't end in some terrible injury or illness
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:09,
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Like at the start of House where they'd try and trick you into thinking the wrong one was going to collapse?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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I really liked it. Some people complained about the final serieses (seri?) going a bit off, but I never noticed anything like that.Then again I like all the series of Red Dwarf. Except Back to Earth... *shudder*
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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I didn't get this at firstI must read things properly!
( Frogbeat,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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PfftI like to imagine in the third pic they're just, you know, talking about their favourite operations, best brands of scalpels, no big deal...
Ah. I now have Bound 4 Da Reload in my head. *cries*
(Ah. I now have Bound 4 Da Reload in my head. *cries*
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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Bastards!Are they they crazed Lincolnshires? A Veggie Sos wouldn't be that vicious.
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Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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...with a chance of meatballs
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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what does bindun mean?is it 'been done'?
edit: edited the fuck out of the title
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Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:51,
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edit: edited the fuck out of the title
I'm trying to work out if the danger isthe shark or the people who get upset when a horizontal scrollbar appears :)
Compo it.
(Compo it.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:52,
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You are in the cinema.That is not your monitor, it is a screen.
That is not a computer, it is a projector.
That is not the internet, it is Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger.
(That is not a computer, it is a projector.
That is not the internet, it is Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:37,
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This is an important poll'
I am looking for a definitive answer!
(I am looking for a definitive answer!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:53,
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Don't let me down!!I have a personal interest in "anyways".
Also, I hate everyone!!!!!!!!!!
(Also, I hate everyone!!!!!!!!!!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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"Anyways" is quite an annoying thing to say,like "Simples".
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:56,
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Uh oh, this is getting more complicated than I expected. I am not the type to use silly terms like "simples", yet for some reason I have always said "anyways". And people who don't say it that way should be terminated! Like those who say Febyouuuuuuary.
Also, I apologize for my anal posts of late. Sorry, and I won't post any more anal posts.
(Also, I apologize for my anal posts of late. Sorry, and I won't post any more anal posts.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:01,
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NO! Nothing with an s on the end, ever. This is all going to come back at me in a fury of backlash. I just knowssss it.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:10,
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Damnit why did you make it every 60 minutes?now I have nothing to do for an hour :(
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:02,
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*rocks back and forth*I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down, I let rob down, I let the board down, I let myself down,
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:20,
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haha...it was Rob's "not angry just disappointed, Mu" tone that was the funniest thing.
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:25,
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To be honest....I did it once, but in a subtle way every 10/15 mins for a few hours or so.
But I got away with it and didn't brag to the board.....shit!
(But I got away with it and didn't brag to the board.....shit!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:13,
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People who say the first oneusually say it as "aaaaaaaanyways". Which is annoying.
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:20,
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This is true. I never expected to open such a can of worms.
Next on the agenda is "As it were". What the fuck does "as it were" mean?
(Next on the agenda is "As it were". What the fuck does "as it were" mean?
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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yep - a rare case of the subjunctivein English. It's an odd one, all right.
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:03,
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I always use "anywho"I picked it up off something and I can't remember what.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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i'll use it in a sentence-----careless use of all your anyways---there, it's plaural---
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Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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bridges, helicopters and divers on laddersare like catnip to sharks...
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:21,
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Stick a light on top, to prevent aircraft from crashing into it.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:29,
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The north korean satellite spinning wildly out of controlcan confirm that it has a visual of this image.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:41,
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hahaha just as Zangief was going to start his heavy petting attack HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:34,
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I don't know what it isbut it sure looks fun :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:06,
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I read that as poo fighter for quite a while thereand was completely misreading the gag. Shocking.
( enceladus,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:23,
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Loyalist Lolz(
Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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Ha yesIts the gentle witty banter that makes me come back here again and again
( Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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Accident waiting to happen? This surely.
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:08,
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I would gladly become an assassin if this man ever takes on that role.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:17,
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I remember someone once pointing out thatBoris' documentary about the Romans was quite sensible and intelligent, suggesting he is just pretending to be a bumbling idiot to get votes, which is almost more scary than him actually being a bumbling idiot.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:47,
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He's that rare thing,a clever idiot.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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