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# I got some plasticine for xmas
So last night I made a Morph!

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:19, archived)
# This is how I always imagined Morph anyway.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# haha the head on him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Yay for the
Morph bellybutton cock!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# looks like he's just back from the burns unit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not expecting
a call from Nick Park anytime soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# oh I don't know, the original Wallace and Gromit wasn't far off that :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Birdsong, and sunlight through the curtain. Wallace gets out of bed nude, and stretches, greeting the day with a yawn and a hard-on.
"Hullo, Gromit!" he calls cheerily, as he hears the bedroom door open behind him. He turns to see his long-suffering canine friend enter the bedroom with an awkward, shuffling gait, clad in a pair of eye-wateringly tight leather chaps. Wallace's morning wood quickly wilts and shrivels down to a tiny plasticine nub.
"Gromit! You KNOW it's tartan bondage gear this weekend!" he berates his dog. "You've got THE INCORRECT LEGWEAR!!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Will you be publishing these screenplays?
They're rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry, I'm under exclusive contract to the makers of Octonauts at present :|
No branching out allowed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# aren't these supposed to end
with someone patting someone's fanny and whispering "Awooga" in their ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Probably, but my scripts normally conclude with a penguin and a cat fucking each other's brains out while someone else watches and wanks himself off with a vegimal-shaped fleshlight - a polar bear if I remember right.
Or is it a man named 'Art'? Hmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that you were involved in the skin-flick industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# EA, make this so


I would pay up to and including fifty pence to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:38, archived)
# Hahaha
One of the funniest comedy programs ever, very under rated!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:51, archived)
# ^Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:10, archived)
# IT'S VID-EYOH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:09, archived)
# VY-DO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:41, archived)
# it's VID DAY YO!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# *wiistles*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=89n3MzqcXYc&t=11m08s
(1.618..., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# It's Bruce!
(EricTViking, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# glas gows milies b- etter
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Help
I yam stuck in the whooeveur!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# home of the people who live here! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# I think it should be MORE nasal!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:15, archived)
# Massive floppy tit clown with broken arm photographed going shopping?
All is in order, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:19, archived)
#
boldHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAwheezebold
grooveshark.com/s/Bean+Bag/2FCEVp?src=5
(1.618..., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 5:28, archived)
# I'm embarrassed to say
I think I know exactly what video that's from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 5:29, archived)
# I'm embarrassed to say
We probably rented the VHS at approximately the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 5:34, archived)
# No reason to be embarrased
Its a superb film!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# *filenames*
*bokes*
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# These rectal exam limbering up exercises give me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 1:32, archived)
# disturbing
but delightful

there's no way I'm going to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 1:42, archived)
# ...and I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] so many orifices, so little time
and my latest copy just arrived:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 1:48, archived)
# =))
Too many views and the poor tape gets stretched
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Good to see you're enjoying the YouTube Collection!
www.youtube.com/theyoutubecollection
(User #86772, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# What a coincidence!
I'm just converting a bunch of old vhsc tapes to digital format!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Man that reminds me of a bad shendob trip I had once
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 3:38, archived)
# that jobbion infused brine is dangerous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 3:56, archived)
# weird as fuck
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 6:41, archived)
# I'm just posting photos of my ex girlfriend's fufu box all over the internets
She'd be horrified if she knew!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Rebecca Front on her day off?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Yes I should have pitched this as "Rebecca Front-Bottom's FuFu Box"!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I just looked up fufu on Wikipedia
The first entry under "Methods of Preparation" is "pounding".

Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Windlesses!
Also Rebecca Front-Bottom did this in a charndlery shop the filthy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Windlasses 30% off? Filthy.
Also, please stop posting photos, before you get a kicking from the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Fuck yeh
I've had so many kickings they just go over my head now. It's been very quiet here recently though. Things need stirring up a bit. I'll shop something just to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# We could have a photo thread.
It's not like there's much going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# here yar pall
News In Brief
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# tasty!!
jump'er
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
idiot
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# So that's you holding fufu boxes then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 3:19, archived)
# Clean-up on aisle 11
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Now that's out of my head
I can finally go to bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 0:11, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)
# thats all well and good
but where are the fuck pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 2:06, archived)
# bet shes pure filth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:09, archived)
# mmm, saturated fat
nom nom
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# WHAT THE CRIVENS?
Quease.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Smallbrainfield?
He's got the teefs for it.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# This is making me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# That is no
parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# hasten yourself chaps and run like fuck
(Zoidaroid, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Do you have a larger version of this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# it's already 1.28Kb over the limit!
;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# I DO NOT want to see what he does with the contents of that box






oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# shopped head onto vid in my brain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

/lazy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Is anyone watching BBC Four?
"Why is it the sperm dribbles out?" Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I'm watching C4's Embarrasing Fat Bodies.
"I can't find my penis."
"I'm so fat and my husband can't shag me."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# I'm watching Miranda
I could do some filthy things to Sarah Hadland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# That's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# me too
if i had a time machine
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Is that the same patient?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# No.
That's just our conversation as we watched the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 4:16, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger penis.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# drip drip drip
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Filthy robbing German Cunt!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Topical.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# How long has he got until he explodes
And can be used as a renewable source of energy?
(User #86772, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# 17 days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)
# will there be cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# :-(((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# you upset Dawson
NOBODY UPSETS DAWSON
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# except most people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# well, yeh
but apart from them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Shuddup Beavis!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# A-huh-huh-huh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Dawson's Breek
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Face fanny at 1 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
# It's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# nova virus causes brown moments.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I can attest to this
*attests*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Doctors these days just don't seem to car too much...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha
(Testicles just for you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Facts of the day:
Chevrolet couldn't work out why the Nova didn't sell in Mexico. It means 'Won't go' in Spanish.
The Colt Starrion was supposed to be Stallion, but was named verbally by phone.
The Toyota MR2 did not sell well in France, because when spoken it becomes the 'Toyota Shit'
There are more cars in New York City than there are parking spaces.

These facts are free of charge.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# I suspect that last fact will be true for most cities
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# i suspect you are right
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# I wouldn't be so sure.
The stat (alledgedly) takes into account all the IKEAS, B&Q and Tesco type car parks, as well as the private office ones. when you think about it, that is a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# i was thinking city centre...
rather than everything within the city limits. but where i live, it's probably still true, even with meadowhell's twelve thousand spaces. this needs more research that i'm not going to do.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# There is no time. Miranda is on BBC1.
She might fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# not yet. she got stuck though.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Lego are the world's largest manufacturer of tyres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I may not know much about art

but I know what I like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# you ain't nothing but a gorehound !
and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:34, archived)
# get a room
:)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Hey dork! There's a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Itchy bum?
(User #86772, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# haha
I hope that's a wipe-clean canvas!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# But is it cubist...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# chubby chaser
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# *cough*
Rembrandt van Rijn, Bathsheba at Her Bath, 1654, oil on canvas, 56 x 56 in (142 x 142 cm)
(Musée du Louvre, Paris)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
#
I went here yesterday. I can see now why people rave about Renoir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
# punching a
baboon?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 5:12, archived)
# Advertising gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# 23?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# that was just the desk number on the pic
couldn't be fecked cloning it out
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# 23?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# I found a check-in loophole on Ryanair last week.
You know how you can carry on 10kg? But it has to fit the size limits, and all handbags, cameras, and anything you buy in the departure lounge has to go in that one bag?

Well, there's one exception, and it's at Billund airport. There's a LEGO shop in the departure lounge (they built the airport after all) and every airline departing Billund has to allow you to carry as much LEGO from that shop as you can fit in one of their carrier bags - and the big ones are as big as Argos' finest...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# haha fuck you Ryan Air
I bet they charge a 10 Euro lego storage fee though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Nope.
Although they have the cheek to say, in the food/drink catalogue, enjoy a drink because 'the toilets are still free'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# * subject to change, check before boarding
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# haha
build a massive Lego cock and take it on board, saying "this is for Michael O'Leary"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
If only the bricks came in magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Oh but they do! You haven't been keeping up!
Might I suggest:
www.brickset.com/parts/?part=4243690
and a few of:
www.brickset.com/parts/?part=6022046

Or for simplicity, there's always just:
www.brickset.com/search/?part=4158836
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Kids have everything these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Great, build a 20kg Lego suitcase.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Actually I was in Manchester airport yesterday
and there was a sign specifically telling Ryanair passengers that they could take a duty free shopping bag on the plane in addition to their 1 piece of hand luggage.

There, wasn't that interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# It's the same at Rygge in Norway
But, irritatingly, not at Stansted. So I'm still forced to buy duty-free on my way into Norway rather than on my way out of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# industry name for any passengers other than first class:
SELF LOADING FREIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Come fry with us...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# ahahahah
hmm, hometime.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Their type make me seethe...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# .

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Will nobody think of the children?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# My heart's beating like a fucked clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# go for it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)
# I hear Penfold from "Danger Mouse" did the voiceover for Terry
In the original, Terry has a deep, boring voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# a deep booming voice, my Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
#
(1.618..., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I hope you enjoyed your sloppy seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Victory at last!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# did he win the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# That's the impression I was hoping to convey...


Back to the old drawing board...

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# He found it down the back of the sofa
(User #86772, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I never wanted to he his bare arse
but I am intrigued as to why it glows in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# radiation-soft cushelle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# oonce..oonce..oonce
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# fish
keeping it unreal :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Yarr, the great indigo whale be not getting at me fish supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# wu tang clam?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# ain't no party like a fishclub party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# This
brings me joy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Bit o' Drum and Bass?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# bass in the plaice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# All over your faice...
Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Future Flounder London.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Jeff Gills?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# omega 3tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# \0/
Is cheery whale related to cheery bee?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# yes, they're from the same place
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Croyden?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# you're thinking of sue perkins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# I'm always thinking about Sue Perkins,
I'd give her a right good going over.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# she makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# is she the one who likes the baps?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# that's the one
she dresses up in old-timey outfits, eats everything in sight, gets totally hammered, annoys the fuck out of giles coren and generally acts in a disgusting yet hilarious manner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# re drawing an old animation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Also...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Harthouse?
Haven't seen that label for a while. Must dig my old vinyl out at some point....
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# man, I got some proper banging tunes on that label!!
gotta love the acid

Hardfloor RULE!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Joy ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:48, archived)
# I particularly like the pufferfish.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Woo :)
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a nightmare after rush-hour
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft!
Beardedwife loves Angry Birds. Angry Birds makes me angry
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# never played it, don't understand all the fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# it's marvellously addictive
but is now so bloated with adware and links that it's barely playable.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# ocarina of time FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# tricky to play on the train though
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# but worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# when you say, 'never played it'
you're referring to commuting to work, right?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
#

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# i like your battery-powered brainspider
although the vomiting ku klux klan stick is a bit worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Simple yet effective
Me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# liking the coloury effect
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# That's the best 3x6i9 I've ever seen.



P.S. I think your things are great, mostly I don't know what they're supposed to be but I spend ages immersing my brain in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
# thanks a lot :)
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 7:43, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# This reminds me of how I first started out here...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# this ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# When you put it like that
*10 years wasted*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# laughter is never a waste of time
so that's probably 9 years wasted then :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# PSA
I know, no pictures, but I thought I'd let you lot all know that Adobe CS2 is now freeware.

https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?pid=4485850&e=cs2_downloads
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10904794
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Love CS2, rather intuitive and not much of that fancy integrated bull
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# if it's free,
It's for me!
When I get a computer rather than my phone...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# get back to studying!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Crikey.
although presumably it won't work on W7, wonder if I've got an XP CD.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# My old copy is running fine on Windows 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# three different answers
nice one b3ta :)

you know what, I'll just chance it!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# should work on win 7 running the xp mode
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I wouldn't worry, Photoshop 7 works on Win7
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# And I have Win7 working on an i7
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Nice!
Maybe now's the time to upgrade from Photoshop 7...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# *PS7 fives*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# the newer ones are basically freeware too...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
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You've killed it into Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)

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