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# The gentleman at the back with the red bowtie...

ALT: If you could own one fantastical object - what would it be, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Retractable palate*


*just because
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:03, archived)
# An impressive party piece, to be sure.
But wouldn't you prefer a lightsaber or a Colonial Viper?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:09, archived)
# You've got me thinking....
I changed my mind, I would like a stick of chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Minty victory is yours, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:17, archived)
# Or a robot hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:42, archived)
# Valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:48, archived)
# I would punch her in the gums.
TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:30, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# A cornucopia that disgorges Haribo,
just because.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:44, archived)
# We love it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# A stick that exists in every parallel universe at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:45, archived)
# But this may be the universe
where it impales you through the head!

Edit: For some reason, I read 'exists' as 'extends'...I blame the vodka & ginger...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# A powerful choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:53, archived)
# a waterproof toaster
in case i get hungry in the shower
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:43, archived)
# Delicious and practical.
Bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:47, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:57, archived)
# I'd like a tiny Miles Davis.
Any time someone tried to give me shit, I'd whip him out and have him swear at them. We could rule the world.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:19, archived)
# *twiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Haha
But it's just not as scary without the sweaty forehead and those sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:31, archived)
# Make it blow
*toots*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 6:30, archived)
# annddd yourr dreammss will all comee trueee


hello.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# that's how i got my restraining order
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# wash your face.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# I'm saving it for later
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Sanchez?
eez eet you?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:09, archived)
# oh hai TTSSAAATTTTSSSRR :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Whatever happened to toaster eh?
That's what I'd like to know
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Seems he's reading The History of the Russian Revolution by Leon Trotsky
www.goodreads.com/user/show/5354906-samuel-enderby
Page 296 out of 1040. I expect he'll be back when he's finished it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Who killed Tsssattsssrrr?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# me.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
ppppppppeeeeeeeeddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrooooooooohhhhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Ahha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Yogic wanking
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:20, archived)
# I hear if you manage to masturbate with your own feet it makes you levitate
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:24, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Ooph!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Whoa!
That's definitely a two-hand job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Why's he got a glass of wine for a mouth?

Or: I said 'clarets', not 'carets'.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# hmm
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:44, archived)
# Ha-ha! Very much yes.
EDIT: In fact, can I please steal this, sooperdave/polished turd?
I cub swear it's for an individual who will never share it with the rest of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:49, archived)
# only took four hours to see that
and i'm sober. i should drink more.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:51, archived)
# share it with whoever you want
the way i see it, if it's on b3ta, it's fair game :D

EDIT: that philosophy only applies to my stuff, i usually ask before robbing other user's work.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:13, archived)
# i agree, you can take whatever you want on b3ta just dont say its yours.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Trawling back through the night's offerings, as you do.
Enjoying what's gone on ("TONKA"), but this particular made me chuckle like a loon - one of the things I love about B3ta is where some of these "combined effort" thingies go.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:44, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# That's
Stranglewang!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Aww
Sweetness and light(s) :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Couldn't believe the Snow


Amazing amount this year.
(BumFacedGoat http://twitter.com/danofthewibble, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# 'LOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Looked down me pants, look up me bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# thyme weights for snowman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Bloody hell
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
# I think you'll find it's on his side. Oh yes it is.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
# majik
W/Y/H!
*click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# I like this
cos the reference is right in my age group and unashamedly so - the film was quite "gay" though (in modern parlance).
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Branching out ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# LOL
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Mmmm, rummy
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Does rum have medicinal qualities?
I'm feeling a little hoarse...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# I have drunk a bottle of Bacardi 151.
My first session was sitting down and drinking rum (151) and coke while watching the Star Wars trilogy (shame they haven't made any more, isn't it?) I don't remember much after about halfway through Star Wars itself....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:04, archived)
# .
'fraid i.charlius beat you to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
# ah well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# We are so lucky that we have people
On here who unfailingly bring our attention to bindings. Well Fyo unless it's identical it's not a bindun, it's the same germ of an idea differently executed. Get a life FFS.
Bindings? Who asked apple to correct me?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
# cheers but no harm dundid or intended I guess. I've posted "bindun" with a smile and not meant it in a negative way :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Sox but these are my tits here and it gets
on them with predictable regularity. No offence. Jesus H Christ it's changed soz to sox now. Sox isn't even a word. Best to ignore me I'm obviously in a mood.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# chill matey
no dramas
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Or "Child master no drains"
If you're writing it on an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# *shrug*
It's almost identical (same source image), and I thought that the other member, who hasn't posted very much, deserved a bit of credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Very altruistic of you.
Just the sort of thing we appreciate here. But do get some sleep, yours must be a very demanding mission.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I'll sleep later...
I've got a couple of litres of kalimotxo to make disappear first.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Bon voyage mon brave.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Kaliwhatso?
*googles*

That appalls and intrigues me in equal measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# A double win for those on a limited budget...
makes cheap red wine palatable and last twice as long!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# coke spritzer is a disgusting idea
at least use lemonade like a civilised girl.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Red wine with white(ish) mixer...?
A major faux pas.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# I have a mental image
Of the scene from From Russia With Love but rather than being ona train you're in a student bedsit and some bleary-eyed hippy is asking if anyone wants a drink.

"I'll have a Chianti and lemonade"
"White Chianti?"
"No, the red kind"

Cue everyone looking askance.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Hehe...
Have I left the webcam on again...?!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# I think you'll find
that you'll be having just as busy a time of it if your going to harrangue people for posting 'bindun' on here. Its b3ta ffs, if your going to get on your high horse for that you may be a little too sensitive for this site.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# bindun's not offensive
i like to think that if a pic's bindun, it was often a good idea, or you know, great minds, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Take your point but to the poster it was original, unless it's deliberate plagiarism,
But doesn't it come over as, "Ner Ner, someone thought of it before you did so don't get too big for your boots"?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# you're right. it doesn't.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Well done for shopping it onto a Tesco label.
Makes it original
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# it would have looked wrong anywhere else
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Like on a cat's anus?
If so, I'd like to be on record as agreeing strongly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Nicely
Furthermore, everyone take a moment to shove a massive internet Tampon up themselves and remember that it is in fact just the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Lil-let it be .............. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# When I find myself in menstruation, mffff Fuck you don't touch me I hate you fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# that is the week before
i pray for blood sometimes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Get you Jimmy.
Of course you are right it's just the Internet, a place where all of us are nothing more than some typing. For this reason you must be aware that people are just as likely to ignore your orders as anyone else's. Yet you still instruct...hmm
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Go on, tell us a joke about goats
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Orders?
It wasn't an order, it was a bit of banter. Fair enough though, we all have bad moods on the Internet sometimes. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Relatively srsly broony add up the negative criticism count on lead posts
And you may see a reason why people are discouraged from posting. Obviously as older members we have been on the Don't Give A Shit course but I wouldn't like to be new here and subjected to FAQ!!! and Binduns on every other post. Jus sayin
Oh and by the way I've been guilty of flaming myself in the past.


(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# i set fire to myself once
i didn't like it.

(yes i deliberately misread that for comic effect)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# ^what she said
and: no school tomorrow, in't alcohol brilliant,
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# nearly forgot
did you spill my pint?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:58, archived)
# is this pic getting larger? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# ah haa.... :D :D
Just today at the shoppe, we were watching Airplane clips on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Rum doings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Frying tonight!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# "Call-me-Kenneth" was a rogue robot in an early Judge Dredd story
And the head is that of Kenneth Williams, a popular homosexual/comedic actor from several years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
# DIE FLESHY ONES!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Yup, that was one of Kenneth Williams' catchphrases
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, almost as catchy as Eric Morcambe's:
SLICEY DICEY!
ONCEY TWICEY!
CLAW AND FANG'LL KILL ERN NICEY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# :D
"Meaty beaty, chop 'em neatly, death or glory, no retreatee!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
# :D
KLEGG HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# i am in awe
at this whole thread.

it makes me happy.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Good on you for joining in!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Ah, thanks
I knew Kenneth WIlliams but early Judge Dredd is a bit beyond my sphere
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Simply draw Dredd nearer to your sphere...
Do not fear the sphere...why fear any sphere?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Clearly you've never seen The Prisoner!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Other round thing to fear: a pea (roast).
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# There is a genuine Dredd story somewhere called 'Carry on Judging'
with caricatures of the Carry-On lot. Sid and Babs are Judges, and there's a two-headed mutant Bresslaw/Hawtrey. It ends with the real Judges busting a film club for an illegal showing of it. Almost as good as the Mr Benn spoof, where he ends up shot for impersonating a Judge, and the real Judge wakes up in his underwear in the costume shop changing room.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I'm 94, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Where's Walter?
:D
*Clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Now, THERE'S a gay wobot...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah.
"I'm Walter, Twy me."
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Drokk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# :D
I think we missed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Cool soundtrack. Great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
#


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(EvilClive Insane in da mainframe.., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Have a repost...
It's how all them bad drugs got into his system.



*Edit* Anyone else having problems with Imageshack? It's gone a bit mental with me lately.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)
# I stopped using imageshack when they tried to charge me to host an animated gif with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Also: Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# ooh my font/remix
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Snow?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Ohh beatiful horse...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Don't encourage it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
# BUT I want to shower you with sugar lumps
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Did you carve this?
If so, fucking mega likes!
*Googles*
Oh. I don't like you as much now :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] you all know

(PintOfGuinness, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Since when has Oscar the Grouch been transgender?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# PC gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:07, archived)
# "Starting up the rp1 player now sir"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
# would you push my 'panic' button for me sir?
(spicerack, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# *Would you get the door, sir?"
It's just not the same without Dee. Unicycling women are hot, in a deeply Freudian way.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
Frankly...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# "Wanna cyber?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# In the snow...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# What colour is the snowman's blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# It's clear, you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# I like this :D
Nice snow art.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Barry Chuckle didn't like it when Paul dressed as Robocop
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
to me, TO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Robocock!
www.b3ta.com/board/10911551
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Hypnotising!
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Been a while since I've had to use a postit :D

Edit: All NEW postit unveiled!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] fictional tits are OK, i think
i thinkunless she has really abnormally large aureola then the post-it stays.

also there is some hummus amongst the homotech but i can't come up with any myself (i tried but it gave me a headache).
so my compo entry is this dancing cat gif:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Same here. (for the compo) I was going to just post this, but then I realised he wasn't gay...
but then I realised he wasn't gay...


... But Bi
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Why does that make me think of
Steve Buscemi?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Those are not perky enough.
Not until they are like suction cups and hard like diamond bullets
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Thank you
Fantasy art of such situations needs to exist to let out the desires of people who would otherwise be attracted to the real thing. I happen to have a good friend who's in this predicament, and when you know someone who's attracted to ridiculously-proportioned furry women, when you realize that they're a human just like anyone else, you start to appreciate the fact that there's stuff out there that takes away all the real life suffering and keeps attraction to the underage in the fantasy realm - where it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# victorian circus sideshows were just pay-per-view porn
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# ^humanism right there
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)
# *monocle asplodes*
i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# man she got a booty that just won't quit!! top skills!
*tent*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# And now I want a White Russian. D:
Nice arts! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# This is it :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R0jklfi9vM
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Oh how I love your fictional tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Heh.
We had 1 inch of snow here last night - pandesnowium ensued this morning when the bridges froze.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# late newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue563/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Yay
cheers, Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# That Nokia flask looks useful
Generally in life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Ooh ta
I was just looking back at old image challenges, wishing there weren't so many broken links.

*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Lauren Harries?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Qveen
(1.618..., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# ^ this
Is exactly my first thought. What a creepy creature *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Is it not?
I thought it was a Lauren face swap.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Grenfall
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# You had no Joyce
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# And with teefs like those they could
have made burgers out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I watched that last night
why is everyone going on about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
#
Would
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# This explains a lot of the hype
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# *posts 20 pictures of snow on instagram, whatever that is*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Instagrammed pics of snow
will just look like someone is building a snowman out of the yellow snow.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# heheh
Is the snow CHAOS over now, then?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# All over
like a white blanket
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# I just dived out of work early when I saw the Northern line is fucked
managed to get home in a black cab for fifteen quid! Touch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Crikey
I'd walk home for £15
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# See below
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I'd walk you home for £15
anything else is a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Gah, it was fucked on my way in
Don't tell me it's fucked on the way home as well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# 'Severe delays' from Camden To High Barnet
which basically means it's not running, if last time it snowed is to go by. And the traffic was gridlocked from Kentish Town to the North Circular two years ago, which wasn't fun to walk as I did. Highgate hill is unavoidable, which basically means you slide all the way down into Finchley, loosing balance from time to time. Hence why I figured if I left early I could get a cab and avoid the gridlock.

And yes, this morning was a joke. This country seems to collapse with a bit of snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Ah, fucksticks
Long way home, then :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Check the TFL website
www.tfl.gov.uk/modalpages/2625.aspx

Which I just have, only to learn there is now a good service, which means I just wasted half a day's leave and fifteen quid. Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# pfft
furthermore, this explains why I rarely get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# 2 and a half inches certainly doesn't cut it :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Psh, everywhere but Preston's getting really good snow.
Ours is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# also used by subway
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] From Hasbro


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(viet_donkey_cong Charlie don't surf the web, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well, if that sort of thing is relevant then I'm totally gonna repost this too
if that sort of thing is relevant then I'm totally gonna repost this too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# 3 per ball, well done!
a few extra below the phallus, but still 3 per ball
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# I should know this
but I'm struggling to identify that Transformer :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# It must be a new-ish one from the ball joints.
In my day we had real metal parts in them and everything
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah, I'm thinking it's from one of the new movies
but I can't place it :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# didn't expect that..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# you're not alone
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# i was expecting that*
*lies

:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# 'There's one thing you have to do when paying by card...
Chip. And Pin - TWO things you have to do when paying by card!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# :D - And almost fanatical devotion to the chain
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# oh dear,
one of the staff will have to come over now and poke you with the soft cushion.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# apparently they had to give 30 days notice...
....so everyone expected the spanish inquisition
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)

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