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# Snow!!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Ohh I like this!! Pingu!! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# A little bit on the plump side, perhaps
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# It's sunday,
Get im plucked and roasted.
Taters
Gravy
Stuffing
Yorkshire puddings
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# I bet they are quite oily, like duck.
I would make a pie with mushy peas and mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# noooo!
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=67483

i hope you meann these taters: www.b3ta.com/board/10912688
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# WARK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# He's nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)
# needed more colour
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Ohh Hello Dick!! n_n

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# For you...

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)
# It reminds me of Hotline Miami, a game I've yet to play.
But from what I've heard and seen, it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Hotline Miami...
I never heard it. :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Holed up in my mecca of misery - motel hell.
Dancing for the drunken, diseased, and the doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Motel hell
I remember nice words of the last scene.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Mel Blanc makes his move:
"YOU'RE GOIN' OUT WITH ME, VARMINT !"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Mel Blanc??
Animator?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Dangnabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Ain't I a stinker?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# :D nice
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# mek mek!!!
With the old style music, not the new badly wrong badness music!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# brilliant!!! pisses all over my effort

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Did a bandwagon pass through here recently?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# TOAP, bandwagon, not threadworthy.
I regret nothing!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10914657
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# they even threw ketchup over him!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah

fucking hell

A+

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Oh fuck ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha....
.
.

.
Yours is better... good sauce was hard to find too !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# I think that needs a little longer.
Looks a little "pink".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Muslamic Ray Gun
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# needs more bomb-hat
:D
EDIT: what's arabic for 'hull'? ( i blame asciifaceofbob www.b3ta.com/board/10913331 )
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Good point...
a vast improvement..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
Also: Ray gun, ray gun, do you got a ray gun?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAn3O5YtDCQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
"Bedtime for you, Bonzo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# It's funny
that the Star Wars project pretty much ended the cold war and happened while he was President.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Dirty van or zombie attack...
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Hooray!
It's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# It was too large before...
I'm trying to behave ...
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# That's what she said
psst there's an edit button and some handy FAQ's to help you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Got it
Ta!
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# shit
have i missed 'massive picture sunday'?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# so big you can see it from Israel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# it was funnier before
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I wish my missus was this dirty.
Or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# She is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# She told me she wasn't seeing you until your cheques stopped bouncing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I just made a deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Well, it wasn't with my missus.
I'm single (and happy).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# NO BRAINS KEPT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# How coarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# moohorse says moo
moohorse may also say "Thread deletion!"

edit: and oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# I saw it, I saw it!
Does that mean I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# yes
I'm going to draw your prize right now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I saw it too.
Where's my prize? Where's my prize? Where's my prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# er, you can share
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# *jumps up and down in glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Glee no more!
Space Rocket Car!




Made with pride by Lucky Wholesome Industrial Manufacturing Corporation, China.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# LWIMC? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# It just rolls off the tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# How can we share that?
It's only got one seat!

*sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# someone can rest in the sleeping compartment* at the back

* the boot

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Bagsies the seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# you'll be able to have great adventures in it!
until the quality chinese manufacture falls apart and it turns into a fireball of twisted fiery death

but like, lol! The fun memories will last forever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!!
*makes whooshy space noises
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# wow man, that's lucasarts level SFX
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooow bip bip doink.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Ahh that takes me back!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Those heady days in the mafia huh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# You know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# lol, out of sight out of mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Hooray! Now off to have twee 70s sci-fi hijinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# everyone wearing a limited amount of spandex!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# And a hulking, suspiciously homoerotic Herculean hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# the comments are full of haha potential
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# and how.

edit - and now I spot that you'd already dealt with that pun...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# My lovely, lovely coarse
My lovely coarse...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# A bullion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Nicely
Made me think of The White Horses song youtu.be/jtCNbERKvMs :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# majestic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i have a feeling
you're trying to cow'orse me into something...

/coat
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Special edition only available in the Rieperbahn
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Boldly going where many men have gone before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# ^ I got this!
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Neeeerrrrrrd!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Sadly, none of them survived...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# "I am your spooga"?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Gay robot cowboys!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha, aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# *presses [ALT]+[F4]*
FUCK! WHERE'D EVERYTHING GO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# CMD-Q
with those keyboards. Or perhaps Q-DMC with the leftbot...
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha and a click from me ;)
Hope the remaining robot doesn't fall into despair and deletes system 32
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Pffft!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Japanese Basashi.

I used kurasualbum.yokochou.com/free_photo/download/mgka000112.html
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# blimey, you're almost getting this site at last :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah. b3ta is my favorite site!! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Horse head is delicious?
I saw a dish of pig's head in Okinawa.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# The band Mayhem often perform on stage alongside a pig's head.
Because metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ehh....
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# My favorite!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Haha, oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# it's nice to see tesco expanding their range of international cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Yum
This looks like one of those 'escape the room' games
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# "EXAMINE CHEST"
Phwoar.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# "EXAMINE CHEST."
Phwoar...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# First post - please be kind. Looks delicious!
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Top lurking, potted plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# tasty dead animal
first post after 6 years? I had a computer like that once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Welcome Potty.
Pull up to a chair shop and draw on a kittin.

Also, what Mrs Howdy said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
also, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# The recommended daily amount of horses is 360?
I'm severely malnourished.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# underhorsing is the leading cause of misdiagnosed malnourishment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# NOL!**
**Neighs Out Loud
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Hello house plant.
Are you going to wilt when we forget to water you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Hello all!
Thanks! - most likely will not wilt, I've been lurking for 6 years so I must be kind of cactus-ey.
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Will it never stop snowing on these dead animal burgers? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# no artificial stuff
but fucktons of extraneous letter 'U' everywhere
/amurkan lolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Now with added Vitamins U and Z!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Wooclickywoo!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Go ruin someone else's language :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
Go ruin someone else's language
Go rin zomeone elze'z langage
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Oukay, youu winne. Is thius beutteur?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Perfect, thank yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i caun't beulieve it's not beutteur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# ...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Welcome along!
I once saw a box of biscuits that had a photo of biscuits on a plate on the cover
and it still said 'serving suggestion'. Not quite sure how *else* you could serve biscuits...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# On a stick, with gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Those machines which fire tennis balls
are very good for Custard Creams...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# it's to cover their arses
in case some chavs come storming in going WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS IS SAYS THERE'S ONE ON THE PACKET I'M CALLING THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I go into Tesco every day shouting WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS?
More often than not, they give me a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Stuff?
As in Sage and Onion stuff? I'll try some!
(EricTViking, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Great
Grilled each burger contains, love it.
(pip2, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Nicholas, Duchess of Cagebridge


FACE... OFF.
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I was watching The Knowing the other night.
Holy SHIT, is that one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. Not even Nic Cage, master of hammy acting, could save it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Agreed.
And yet the National Treasure films are among my favourites.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# haha
just watched the "best scenes" compilation. Man, that looks terrible!
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# It's certainly no Vampire's Kiss, I'll say that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I've never been bored by a Nic Cage film.
Surprised, impressed, and occasionally bewildered, but never bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Oh man, The Knowing bored the shit out of me.
I think Cage was sedated through most of that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Alex Proyas always makes lovely looking films, even if the scripted content isn't up to much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# is that the one where the world ends?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# it should have ended at the start of the film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I just got back from Cuba, without any internet for the last two weeks
Dafuq is this about?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# A somewhat divisive portrait of Kate Middleton gave the world a new Jesus Fresco moment.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/11/kate-middleton-portrait-unveiled-national-gallery_n_2454703.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Woo Cuba you lucky lucky person :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Twas incredible.
Don't drink the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Mmm, cagey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# sorry

dull story about something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Southern Water are just gloating
Northern Water has had a pig fags ban right up close for the past 6 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# hahah pig fags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Yorkshire Water is still reeling from the
Great Snout ban of 1968.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# I get the feeling
that a google search for 'pig fag' would turn up something horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# yes, yes it does
although the bonus is a magpie smoking a cigarette - just ignore pictures 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 14, 15 and 17
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Not trying that while at the in-laws...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Alt
May just be very small.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# What a day that was. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# The occasional bandwagon surpasses all expectations. That was definitely one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
#
test.b3ta.com/board/10787760
(1.618..., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I heard about dwarves in the new Hobbit movie, this would make me watch it
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Jan 2013, 7:55, archived)
# Strappy heels are hardly the sort of footwear required for tramping through Mirkwood
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 8:57, archived)
# They'd look good on a Ring Wraith, wouldn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# no man may choose my outfit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
#
weird but still hot ;)
(jedan, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# like a boiled alligator sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Is that carpet burns on her knee?
sexy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Baby got no back
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Kinky Bratz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Phwoar?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
# The story goes as follows:
Long ago, a Samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyoto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)
# I need a Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Your Mods cannot help you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)
# All shall fall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# A live mod?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
# Are you suggesting Vimod could be killed?
What heresy is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Good suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# I'm the queen of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Do you live at Downton Abbey?...Is your name 'Mary'?
(psst...if it is...i luv you)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# Everyone's had a go on Downtown Abbey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:32, archived)
# I just want mine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SvqUyvXOKY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:39, archived)
# omg shhh I heard gronkpan is a mod =(
now he will find and eat your soul
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Cool.
Remember when I used to make pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
# *raises hand*
I do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Aw man I know right, I made some pictures tonight.
I was like "LOL it's 2010 again"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# yeah, what was with that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Bad suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
# The thing in the middle looks like a shouting bag of peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# See,...this is why I don't post here as often.
The verbal abuse. (You ugly little dog)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:29, archived)
# See...this is why I return here on a daily basis...the visual abuse.
Carry on, my good dog friend.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:33, archived)
# hahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# MORE
METAL
(maninthespoon, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Friend of mine dressed as the one in the hat one Halloween
He's quite short too, so he looked fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Black to basics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Nice =)
\m/
(EricTViking, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] glad this compo is still on :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Oh Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:47, archived)
# hey pedro, you're a computer tech type, right? (or am i imagining it)
anyway, i was wondering if you might know why when i'm viewing websites the pics often partly load.
i get the same problem in ff and ie
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:54, archived)
# antivirus freaking out?
...or maybe your router is being dumb?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:57, archived)
# yeah, my first thought was anti virus,
but, i'm now leaning towards the router. it promised so much and has delivered so little.
what on the router should i looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Unplug it, leave it for thirty seconds then plug it back in again.
When that doesn't work hit it with a hammer to encourage the nano-goblins to get back to shoveling fuel into your data-line.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Seriously, try clearing your temp files. It's either that or a poor connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# yeah, i've cleared temp files
not sure about poor connection. i'll reboot it and see if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
# It could also be you're on critically low storage, check how much hdd space you have left.
Or just a DNS error.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:15, archived)
# 22gb left on c drive
could be dns, but then wouldn't the page fail to load altogether?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:31, archived)
# Your internet tubes are blocked;
you need to lubricate them so data can get from the Kilobyte mines in Peru to your processor. I suggest using cola. Just pour it right in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:58, archived)
# i only had diet coke, so i mixed in some butter and just poured it into my router.
do you think that'll work?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:00, archived)
# you should probably order a new box of checkdiscs
...and a 7000RPM solid state hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Absolutely! Or, it could be your hard-drive becoming impacted...
I suggest softening it up with a rare earth magnet, just rub it over the spinny bit for a while. It'll be at super speed in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Also a factory wipe -
use some acetone to scrub all that crap off of the hdd platters.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# It'll be a timeout
This page has a shitload of images on it which the browser merrily goes off and tries to download, as many as it can at once it would seem. The result is that each download winds up fighting the rest for bandwidth and eventually the browser gets fed up of waiting and stops some of the downloads on a timeout. Best thing to do is just F5. Anything that completed download won't download again which leaves more bandwidth for the stuff that didn't complete.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# 'Churned'...Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Gurned
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10913126
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Mmm Creamery
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Stylin'...


Click for bigger (89 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 1:01, archived)
# In the 22nd century, FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:13, archived)
# AIM FOR THE BUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:17, archived)
# reply/participation
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Leave Atomic alone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# XD FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)

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