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# Snow!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Ohh I like this!! Pingu!! :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# A little bit on the plump side, perhaps
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# It's sunday,
Get im plucked and roasted.
Taters
Gravy
Stuffing
Yorkshire puddings
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# I bet they are quite oily, like duck.
I would make a pie with mushy peas and mash.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# noooo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# WARK!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# He's nice....
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)
# needed more colour
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Ohh Hello Dick!! n_n

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# : )
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# For you...

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)
# It reminds me of Hotline Miami, a game I've yet to play.
But from what I've heard and seen, it's fantastic.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Hotline Miami...
I never heard it. :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Holed up in my mecca of misery - motel hell.
Dancing for the drunken, diseased, and the doomed.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Motel hell
I remember nice words of the last scene.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Mel Blanc makes his move:
"YOU'RE GOIN' OUT WITH ME, VARMINT !"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Mel Blanc??
Animator?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Dangnabbit!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Ain't I a stinker?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)
# *glee*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# :D nice
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# mek mek!!!
With the old style music, not the new badly wrong badness music!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# brilliant!!! pisses all over my effort

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Did a bandwagon pass through here recently?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# TOAP, bandwagon, not threadworthy.
I regret nothing!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahha!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
genuine lol
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# they even threw ketchup over him!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# :D :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah

fucking hell

A+

*cleek*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Oh fuck ahaha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha....
.
.

.
Yours is better... good sauce was hard to find too !
.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# I think that needs a little longer.
Looks a little "pink".
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Muslamic Ray Gun
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# needs more bomb-hat
:D
EDIT: what's arabic for 'hull'? ( i blame asciifaceofbob www.b3ta.com/board/10913331 )
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Good point...
a vast improvement..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
Also: Ray gun, ray gun, do you got a ray gun?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAn3O5YtDCQ
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
"Bedtime for you, Bonzo!"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# It's funny
that the Star Wars project pretty much ended the cold war and happened while he was President.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Dirty van or zombie attack...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Hooray!
It's back.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# It was too large before...
I'm trying to behave ...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# That's what she said
psst there's an edit button and some handy FAQ's to help you :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Got it
Ta!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# shit
have i missed 'massive picture sunday'?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# so big you can see it from Israel
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# it was funnier before
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I wish my missus was this dirty.
Or somesuch.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# She is.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# She told me she wasn't seeing you until your cheques stopped bouncing...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I just made a deposit.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Well, it wasn't with my missus.
I'm single (and happy).
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# NO BRAINS KEPT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# How coarse.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# moohorse says moo
moohorse may also say "Thread deletion!"

edit: and oh dear..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# I saw it, I saw it!
Does that mean I win a prize?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# yes
I'm going to draw your prize right now!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I saw it too.
Where's my prize? Where's my prize? Where's my prize?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# er, you can share
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# *jumps up and down in glee*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Glee no more!
Space Rocket Car!




Made with pride by Lucky Wholesome Industrial Manufacturing Corporation, China.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# LWIMC? I don't get it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# It just rolls off the tongue!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# How can we share that?
It's only got one seat!

*sulks
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# someone can rest in the sleeping compartment* at the back

* the boot

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Bagsies the seat.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# you'll be able to have great adventures in it!
until the quality chinese manufacture falls apart and it turns into a fireball of twisted fiery death

but like, lol! The fun memories will last forever!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!!
*makes whooshy space noises
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# wow man, that's lucasarts level SFX
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooow bip bip doink.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Ahh that takes me back!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Those heady days in the mafia huh
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# You know it!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# lol, out of sight out of mind
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Hooray! Now off to have twee 70s sci-fi hijinks!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# everyone wearing a limited amount of spandex!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# And a hulking, suspiciously homoerotic Herculean hero!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# cor
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# the comments are full of haha potential
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# and how.

edit - and now I spot that you'd already dealt with that pun...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# My lovely, lovely coarse
My lovely coarse...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# A bullion.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Nicely
Made me think of The White Horses song youtu.be/jtCNbERKvMs :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# majestic!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i have a feeling
you're trying to cow'orse me into something...

/coat
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Special edition only available in the Rieperbahn
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Boldly going where many men have gone before.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# ^ I got this!
hahahahaha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Neeeerrrrrrd!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Sadly, none of them survived...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# "I am your spooga"?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Gay robot cowboys!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha, aw.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# *presses [ALT]+[F4]*
FUCK! WHERE'D EVERYTHING GO
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# CMD-Q
with those keyboards. Or perhaps Q-DMC with the leftbot...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha and a click from me ;)
Hope the remaining robot doesn't fall into despair and deletes system 32
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Pffft!
*click*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Japanese Basashi.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# blimey, you're almost getting this site at last :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah. b3ta is my favorite site!! :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Horse head is delicious?
I saw a dish of pig's head in Okinawa.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# The band Mayhem often perform on stage alongside a pig's head.
Because metal.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ehh....
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# My favorite!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Haha, oh wow!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# it's nice to see tesco expanding their range of international cuisine
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Yum
This looks like one of those 'escape the room' games
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# yes

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# "EXAMINE CHEST"
Phwoar.....
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# "EXAMINE CHEST."
Phwoar...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# First post - please be kind. Looks delicious!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Top lurking, potted plant.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# tasty dead animal
first post after 6 years? I had a computer like that once
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Welcome Potty.
Pull up to a chair shop and draw on a kittin.

Also, what Mrs Howdy said.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
also, hello.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# The recommended daily amount of horses is 360?
I'm severely malnourished.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# underhorsing is the leading cause of misdiagnosed malnourishment
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# NOL!**
**Neighs Out Loud
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Hello house plant.
Are you going to wilt when we forget to water you?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Hello all!
Thanks! - most likely will not wilt, I've been lurking for 6 years so I must be kind of cactus-ey.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Will it never stop snowing on these dead animal burgers? :'(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# no artificial stuff
but fucktons of extraneous letter 'U' everywhere
/amurkan lolz
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Now with added Vitamins U and Z!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
#

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Wooclickywoo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Go ruin someone else's language :(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
Go ruin someone else's language
Go rin zomeone elze'z langage
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Oukay, youu winne. Is thius beutteur?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Perfect, thank yo.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :/
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i caun't beulieve it's not beutteur
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# ...

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Welcome along!
I once saw a box of biscuits that had a photo of biscuits on a plate on the cover
and it still said 'serving suggestion'. Not quite sure how *else* you could serve biscuits...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# On a stick, with gravy?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Those machines which fire tennis balls
are very good for Custard Creams...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# it's to cover their arses
in case some chavs come storming in going WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS IS SAYS THERE'S ONE ON THE PACKET I'M CALLING THE POLICE
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I go into Tesco every day shouting WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS?
More often than not, they give me a plate.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Stuff?
As in Sage and Onion stuff? I'll try some!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Great
Grilled each burger contains, love it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Nicholas, Duchess of Cagebridge


FACE... OFF.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I was watching The Knowing the other night.
Holy SHIT, is that one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. Not even Nic Cage, master of hammy acting, could save it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Agreed.
And yet the National Treasure films are among my favourites.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# haha
just watched the "best scenes" compilation. Man, that looks terrible!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# It's certainly no Vampire's Kiss, I'll say that much.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I've never been bored by a Nic Cage film.
Surprised, impressed, and occasionally bewildered, but never bored.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Oh man, The Knowing bored the shit out of me.
I think Cage was sedated through most of that film.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Alex Proyas always makes lovely looking films, even if the scripted content isn't up to much.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# is that the one where the world ends?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# it should have ended at the start of the film
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I just got back from Cuba, without any internet for the last two weeks
Dafuq is this about?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# A somewhat divisive portrait of Kate Middleton gave the world a new Jesus Fresco moment.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Woo Cuba you lucky lucky person :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Twas incredible.
Don't drink the water.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Mmm, cagey.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# sorry
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Southern Water are just gloating
Northern Water has had a pig fags ban right up close for the past 6 weeks
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# hahah pig fags
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Yorkshire Water is still reeling from the
Great Snout ban of 1968.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# I get the feeling
that a google search for 'pig fag' would turn up something horrid.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# yes, yes it does
although the bonus is a magpie smoking a cigarette - just ignore pictures 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 14, 15 and 17
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Not trying that while at the in-laws...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Alt
May just be very small.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# What a day that was. :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# The occasional bandwagon surpasses all expectations. That was definitely one of them.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I heard about dwarves in the new Hobbit movie, this would make me watch it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 7:55, archived)
# Strappy heels are hardly the sort of footwear required for tramping through Mirkwood
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 8:57, archived)
# They'd look good on a Ring Wraith, wouldn't they?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# no man may choose my outfit
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
#
weird but still hot ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# like a boiled alligator sausage
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Is that carpet burns on her knee?
sexy :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Baby got no back
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Kinky Bratz.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Phwoar?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
# The story goes as follows:
Long ago, a Samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyoto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)
# I need a Mod.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Your Mods cannot help you now.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)
# All shall fall.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# A live mod?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
# Are you suggesting Vimod could be killed?
What heresy is this?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Good suggestion.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# I'm the queen of the universe
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Do you live at Downton Abbey?...Is your name 'Mary'?
(psst...if it is...i luv you)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# Everyone's had a go on Downtown Abbey
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:32, archived)
# I just want mine.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:39, archived)
# omg shhh I heard gronkpan is a mod =(
now he will find and eat your soul
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Cool.
Remember when I used to make pictures?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:08, archived)
# *raises hand*
I do
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Aw man I know right, I made some pictures tonight.
I was like "LOL it's 2010 again"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# yeah, what was with that
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Bad suggestion.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
# The thing in the middle looks like a shouting bag of peanuts
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# See,...this is why I don't post here as often.
The verbal abuse. (You ugly little dog)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:29, archived)
# See...this is why I return here on a daily basis...the visual abuse.
Carry on, my good dog friend.... o/
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:33, archived)
# hahaahah
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# MORE
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Too brown
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Friend of mine dressed as the one in the hat one Halloween
He's quite short too, so he looked fucking hilarious.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Black to basics.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Nice =)
\m/
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] glad this compo is still on :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Oh Pedro.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:47, archived)
# hey pedro, you're a computer tech type, right? (or am i imagining it)
anyway, i was wondering if you might know why when i'm viewing websites the pics often partly load.
i get the same problem in ff and ie
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:54, archived)
# antivirus freaking out?
...or maybe your router is being dumb?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:57, archived)
# yeah, my first thought was anti virus,
but, i'm now leaning towards the router. it promised so much and has delivered so little.
what on the router should i looking for?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Unplug it, leave it for thirty seconds then plug it back in again.
When that doesn't work hit it with a hammer to encourage the nano-goblins to get back to shoveling fuel into your data-line.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Seriously, try clearing your temp files. It's either that or a poor connection.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# yeah, i've cleared temp files
not sure about poor connection. i'll reboot it and see if that helps.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:12, archived)
# It could also be you're on critically low storage, check how much hdd space you have left.
Or just a DNS error.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:15, archived)
# 22gb left on c drive
could be dns, but then wouldn't the page fail to load altogether?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:31, archived)
# Your internet tubes are blocked;
you need to lubricate them so data can get from the Kilobyte mines in Peru to your processor. I suggest using cola. Just pour it right in.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:58, archived)
# i only had diet coke, so i mixed in some butter and just poured it into my router.
do you think that'll work?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:00, archived)
# you should probably order a new box of checkdiscs
...and a 7000RPM solid state hard drive
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Absolutely! Or, it could be your hard-drive becoming impacted...
I suggest softening it up with a rare earth magnet, just rub it over the spinny bit for a while. It'll be at super speed in no time
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Also a factory wipe -
use some acetone to scrub all that crap off of the hdd platters.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# It'll be a timeout
This page has a shitload of images on it which the browser merrily goes off and tries to download, as many as it can at once it would seem. The result is that each download winds up fighting the rest for bandwidth and eventually the browser gets fed up of waiting and stops some of the downloads on a timeout. Best thing to do is just F5. Anything that completed download won't download again which leaves more bandwidth for the stuff that didn't complete.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# 'Churned'...Ha Ha!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Gurned
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
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(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Mmm Creamery
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Stylin'...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 1:01, archived)
# In the 22nd century, FUCK
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:13, archived)
# AIM FOR THE BUM
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 2:17, archived)
# reply/participation
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 3:03, archived)
# Leave Atomic alone!
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# XD FUCK!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)

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