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# Come my children...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Popeferatu!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Prince phillips looking better these days
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUK!!!!!!!
this is the benchmark us mortals have to aim for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Elvis!!!!
Where's tha been matey? Welcome back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# I had him hidden up my sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# damn wizards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Oh I wish it could be Christmas Every Day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# my liver couldn't take it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Bilbo!!
Hai :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Greetings Pop fans!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# eerily brilliant
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Cheers Smash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Shopped pics only.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# what?
I'd let that tell me what to worship...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# haha, precious mate

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# stuuupid fat atheists!
What's evoluters, eh? Previous
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# "I wish you were a REAL boy"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Stupid, fat, Protestantsesssss.....
They RUINS it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Brilliant Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Excellent.....
...with Monty Burns....
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Well at least he's keen.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Yosser Fawlty the First.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Separated at birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# better to have TWO Popes...in case one pops it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# *destroys the earth*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# OH PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# excellent
he does look like Graeme Souness or Magnum
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this I made in March 2002 using a cheap webcam.

Youtube version here
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# *burp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Are those horse nuggets?
Pope-tarts?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# well they're not nuggets of purest green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# shouldn't be posting this on "PopeDay"
show some respect man
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# On this very day, some 482 years ago,
Henry VIII became the first Supreme Head of the Church of England, removing all of the Pope's authority in England.

Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
#
November, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# don't be afraid
everyone's muzzled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# mercy
(patella, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# haha
I'm having a good chuckle looking at this.
I'm wanking as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:13, archived)
# haha
isn't this the 2nd FP for this?
still awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Benedict XVI prays for healing..
Or is he praying for the 'sick'
(I helped save b3ta! Social_Faux_Pas, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Top spinny fork action, sir!
'and go last'? How cryptic...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# it's just after forth
but you're not allowed to multiply
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Well, that's spoilt my plans...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# and go east
in-joke I won't go into here
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Does he sing treble? Did he gas the Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
I thought he'd been withdrawn for containing traces of protestant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Contains no papal bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Catholic cheese.
Best of all the little baby cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Maybe they found horse DNA in him.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# My first thought
was to shop the Pope being fucked by a horse, I decided to leave that to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Where's Dekionplexis
When you need him, eh? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliantly topical!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
I actually had a nightmare about Pope Benedict the other night. Can't remember much about it except he had a (slightly) more evil face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# More evil? Is such a thing even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# It may have been the same face
but *looking directly at me*.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Brrr.
Did it just get cold in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Apart from condeming a few million to death
about the use of condoms, he never did much, did he?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# My Pope highlight
was when he claimed that gay marriage is the biggest threat to society today.

Don't know how he managed to deliver that one so deadpan. I'd have corpsed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Did he actually say that?
That's a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Just looked up the exact quote
www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-pope-gay-idUSTRE8081RM20120109

He says it undermined "the future of humanity itself.", apparently.

That's a good phrase to remember when you want to moan about something you don't like, eg The excessive use of CGI in films undermines the future of humanity itself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# That's utterly great
I like that a lot :)

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# This very post
...undermines the future of humanity itself
(Dreadful Scathe, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# one of the main features of a pope
is having a brain that's stuck in the 14th century
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# ah.... the "good old days"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# pity it wasn't in 1348
along with the rest of him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I think my favourite
is that the Vatican and the Holy See are the same but different. If I've got it right (and they deliberately make it difficult) the Vatican is bound by international law and therefore entitled to UN protection and can have embassies abroad. The Holy See is not, so you cannot extradite peados. The nation can be either, depending on circumstances. According to Time magazine, their entire artwork collection is valued at ONE Euro and that includes the Sistine chapel. For tax purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Might make it awkward if they ever need to claim on the insurance
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Why bother
insuring anything irreplaceable?

Edit: I was up at the De Havilland museum the other day for work and we were talking about insurance. Apparently little of their stuff is insured. As the man said; "The place might burn down and we get a lot of money; but where do you go to buy a 1944 Mosquito bomber as a replacement?"
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# The masses of money they'd get might be some compensation, mind you
They could make a load of holograms of the cars, burn the place down and claim the money, then set up the holograms with big "Do not touch the cars, WE MEAN IT SERIOUSLY" signs around them. Who could tell the difference? Not I, not I.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Planes Boris,
Planes. These don't come in six packs.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Excellents
I smell a new mini image challenge.
(gijoel, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Superb! *click click click*
He doesn't look as sinister as usual in that pic... photographer musta got his bad side...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Congrats on teh FP Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# FP's are always welcome guests.
Thank you.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# haha, made this one a while back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# if you post this on fakebook you can tag each of the alterboys with your friends name
/peado lols
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
I haven't even read the news yet and I know what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Spot on!
I wonder who's got the dirt on him, and how much they got paid?
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# I didn't get this at all
Because I couldn't figure out why there were so many images of a young Ann Widdecombe.

Then I saw it on a larger screen and the penny dropped (like the pants of a million defenceless alter boys before it)
(OTT, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Lol
I got banned from a forum for posting this. Not even a warning or nothing. Some people have no sense of humour. How dare I insult holy mother church. Benny boy has let plenty paedo priests off the hook.
(trip2themoon, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Someones been signing on.
That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# has he just dropped off a big sack of dogshit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Pfft
It's always embarrassing when you come out of the loo
and you've got a dangly bit of toilet paper clinging to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# meanwhile on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# "fuck it,can't be arsed"...hahahaha
short sharp shimple
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# "Fuck this for a game of soldiers"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Feck!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# these young popes don't last 5 minutes these days
not like when i was a lad.

nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# "More communion wine, father?"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# feck! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha nice one
I had a similar idea but yours is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Meet Alice.


This was a sort of request from Saturday. Optimised to hell I'm afraid to meet FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I SO would
want to meet Alice
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# You'll have to go to
Wonderland.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:04, archived)
# I'm going to ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# I'm going to ask her when she was just small
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# yay
And you have a cat too : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Well, you did ask!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# I did you know
I did indeed : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# You did!
www.b3ta.com/board/10924990
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# It's so hard to make eye contact sometimes


Great job, have a clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Haha!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Phwoar!

Also Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I can't draw
Harry the Hornet though; I actually know the guy who used to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# The chap that used to always win the league mascot races?
My kids used to be just as excited about seeing Harry as going to watch the football with me, many a happy day back then at Vicarage Road :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# His nickname is Bully
and he drinks at my local! He also coaches kids football. A nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Always entertaning
Just been watching some YouTube clips of him and making me feel homesick
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# That cat's living next door to Alice (bum-tish)
Beautifully done... and the classic stray curly hair, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# I do sometimes forget
to add it. And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Threadjack
As this compo is stop motion please view my friend's go at it. I think it is rather good and not just because one of my pics is in it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbm158N7048
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# *a big kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# :X
Pow, right on the lips.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
#
Alice, what's the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# God,
that's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# They've announced the replacement already
All he had to do was prove he wasn't a nazi or a paedo and they hired him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# But he;ll have to resign due to being a grade A cunt on a biblical scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# that was part of the job description I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
#
n't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Nah, he'd see it as a demotion.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# what does the old pope become now?
the pope mother?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Un-pope-ular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
# A liability that knows too much and due to suffer a quick bout of "terminal illness"?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# I reckon the bit about not wanting to do any more transatlantic flights suggests
that the Feds are after him for something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)
# The Pontiff formerly known as Benedict.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Ex-Benedict.



(not a pun I can claim as my own)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Well worth an outing though!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# he becomes an old pope
and he'll be making easy money

money for old pope



This wasn't even funny in my head but I didn't want to feel left out


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha!. smug git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I'm surprised the obligatory Father Jack/New Pope Photoshop hasn't already appeared on here yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10925639
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# "Be Jeezus!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Had to....
(Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# LOLcricket
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# This is a Star Trek thing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Pope Toap
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# He looks like the emperor from star wars LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# maybe
that's his next job?
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# I don't think anyone's ever noticed that!
And now he's quitting before we can photoshop it! The cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Did you know horse meat has been found in jimmy saville's burgers LOL :-PPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# oh, lol!
maybe someone could do a picture of him doing a lowly, menial job now instead of being pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# LOL yeah, like working in Tesco!!!1111111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# just seen on the beeb the new pope head being attached

(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# couldnt get this out of my head
(I_am_B, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Needs more pope.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)
# In the Thames, riding a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# with John Peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# "Professor Savile will be taking 'Protection of the Dark Arts (through use of expensive lawyers)' this term."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Those boy scouts didn't realise until now how lucky they were it was only orange juice they got over them...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ha Ha, I like that.
I am posting this here.



Did do a 'longface' movie poster, which was shite. Feel free to come up with something better than I could.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# nah,
but im sure if i did do one it would be shite as well
(I_am_B, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I dont know
I kinda lost it after the 'hilarious' name change...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Fear him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Well seeing as it's the right day...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Doddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Too easy to stop
tax bill to the head.
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# The Pope Resigns... Next Move?


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(producertom85 producertom, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Slow down boyo
Leave a bit for everyone else! (or at least put them all in the same post)

There's gonna be a LOT of HOT Papal action on here today, so ease up.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Something about the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# You should totally make a load more of these images, and post each one in its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# ^All week
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Read the FAQ and/or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# You are Imchoked AICMFP
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# "Snaps fingers"
That's the bod I was thinking of!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Needs more POPE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# ..So does the Vatican!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I'll take the job
I'd make a great Pope, I would. I have my own hat (not a traditional papal hat, but it still looks quite nice) and pretty sure I could wave at crowds and issue theological doctrines like they were going out of fashion. Heck, after me, they would be out of fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
# You should do one where the pope is working for Findus and making burgers out of horses and stuff.
It would be well funny.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Cor, what about a Pope-Beyonce headswap working for Findus?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
# would would would wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Video Nasties!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:55, archived)
# It's the Popocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:55, archived)
# I read that as Coco-Popalypse
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# The world will end not with a bang, but with a snap-crackle-pop
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
# They even turn the Earth's oceans chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:59, archived)
# And lo!
The rivers shall run brown with chocolatey milk, a great shortage of clean spoons because nobody did the dishes shall cover the land, people will find duplicate free toys in their cereal. Coco the Monkey shall ride out and bring death and destruction across the land.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# This Wednesday...
'New jobs for the Pope' and/or 'Who would be good for the next Pope'?
As voted for by you.

Fraser

/© mystic meg 2013
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)
# We get to vote on the new Pope?
So... Pope Idol?

(joke nicked off the internet)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# producertom85 might have an image of this already lined up, if we're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Maybe he could go into fashion TV
"Doctriney and Susannah".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# He made the correct decision
He has simply proved his credentials as the perfect Catholic by pulling out before finishing the job..
(mrwoggle, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# The Pope Resigns... Next Move?


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(producertom85 producertom, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# whoooahhhhh
Cool yer boots fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# The Pope Resigns... Next Move?


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(producertom85 producertom, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# The Pope Resigns... Next Move?
(producertom85 producertom, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# How about lollypope man then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Resigning News...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# more old news
this came out ten minutes ago...jeez
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Thanks for ideas!! I was very fun anyway!! n_n

Legionary: A man (I add JollyJack's idea. and bit fixed.)

Drimble: A hedgehog working as a traffic policeman
(I referenced eegana.com/archives/114.html)

Moon Girl Technologies: My Little Elephant
(I referenced www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=778 )
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Wonky scooter ftw
Gnome fumes underneath the simplified driver.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
# I like the helicoptopus with tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
# I didn't notice it had tits the first time around
Huh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
# ^what she said
it's all a bit 'whathefuck'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# i thought b3tans expect everything to have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# If JJ's involved I'd expect tits to have tits
That's tits as in the birds having tits as in the mammaries, mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:11, archived)
# That's JJ's idea(tits) :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# This explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# ...oh my :D
What hath science wrought?
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# ...languid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:21, archived)
# wibble
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Thank you!! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Hey woah now, don't blame ME for this insanity
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:11, archived)
# n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# did you not ask for the light saber then?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I like the top one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:45, archived)
#
top one carrot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Ha-ha! It'll be men with bags on their heads for the rest of February.
And March.
And April
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# But that's enough about my choice of late-night TV viewing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Yaaaays!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# shortly after you posted this image
the pope resigned
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# I'm not fucking surprised.
There's been a mass suicide in Tasmania, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
# I always thought he was a wrong'un
also the pope the pope the pope
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34, archived)
# :O
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Moggy was the pope all along! :O
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# thank you I shall treasure it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# the guy on the bike has no helmet
he could injure his helmet region
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)

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