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# gnome thieves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:06, archived)
# THIS PIST MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
I EVEN SPELLED POST WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Are you Officer Crabtree ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] They fish wireless ah ha ha ha...ahem sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Dam I was going to reply to the fish one below then forgot to...dam brain.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:47, archived)
# :) that top picture reminds me of the lovely poem I wrote
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:30, archived)
# sorry but i had to get this one out of my head


*edit-Alan Akbar is all I hear from those terroristas on the telly...*
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Partridge Akbar Trap - sorry I need a de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:24, archived)
# But surely it is obvious?
yqglVrg - what more hint do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Careful, Battter Pudding Hurler; I have some German matches on me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Ying tong iddle I po!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Alan Trapridge?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:27, archived)
# IT'S AHATRAP!!!
er ... what?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:32, archived)
# looks normal for Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Han...han....han....han................han...........
han
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Jack-a-nack-a-
-ackbar?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Alan Akbar! Alan Akbar!
Is he back on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:01, archived)
# woo yay and
haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnome Fishing.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.


Click for bigger (107 kb)

They move with the times, but they kept some of the old traditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:04, archived)
# :D like the boat name
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:55, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)
# :D
also, 8 likes but only 2 comments, come on lurkers, speak up!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:37, archived)
# good point
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8JLkwzpd0
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)
# How do you get to see how many likes a post has?
I've had posts drop off the board seemingly practically unnoticed and then pop up on the popular page occasionally...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)
# super mod vision
it has 13 likes now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:19, archived)
# We can see how many likes our posts get on links, why not everywhere else.
Even if it's only our own posts it would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:21, archived)
# ^ this
EDIT actually in hindsight, it's probably for the very good reason that this illustrates, that you'd have loads of people going "I know you're all out there 'cos you're clicking the pic - why is nobody commenting?!" leading to loads of Beaker comments and generally bad vibes all round.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:36, archived)
# no idea, I'm sure there's a very good reason, perhaps it's like baz says
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)
# I'd perhaps worry that it would
introduce too much competition to the site.

Hard one to call, though.

Perhaps only seeing your own votes may work, though that makes it hard for people to judge what is a good amount of votes for that day and also may put off people who get no votes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:09, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Inevitable outsourcing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:40, archived)
# bloody Sontaran call centres
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:42, archived)
# could be worse
could be judoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Boh Boh Doh Show No Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:44, archived)
# It's going to be a dull series if they replace him with a call centre
I'm imagining that shite "comedy" set in Swansea that they're advertising on BBC3 these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha - it was inevitable :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:06, archived)
# fully,
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:24, archived)
# haha
inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Whilst funny
I have to defend the service as I work for 111 (its actually a very good service in the West Midlands, ignore the Daily Mail)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongbiscuit hasn't got much to say, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
# And if you need real help
Just dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725...............


.......


.........

3.
(Cloudane, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Ooooh look a new Facebook feature...


Click for bigger (116 kb)
(EllsBells, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# what................the.....................fookin'......................'ell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:26, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:38, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Mediaeval romancelols
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Following a cryptic crossword clue recently
I did wonder whether Isolde actually sold E
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
# This is getting silly!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this little fella


I think he should etc...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:26, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)
# A whole new batch of conspiracies are born...
EDIT: is? are ? is
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Argh.
I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Also, when did we get dalek icons?
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Ooh
Years ago now
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
# is.
There's just one batch, and that's the subject of the sentence, so the verb should agree with that; "of conspiracies" is in the genitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:40, archived)
# come on mister hitler, there's someone who'd like to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# *shudders*
and what's that shadow on the right?? *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:18, archived)
# ooh dark....some cool photos on that blog......might be ok for a varied compo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:18, archived)
# I think I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Holy fuck
That's well done. FB this.

Maybe we should do a scary photo challenge?
(gijoel, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I'd vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Big Daddy Fuhrer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:48, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but it owes me new pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# That's Hitler
he was big in the '30s
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:07, archived)
# was he in some sort of boyband?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:11, archived)
# SS Club 7
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:56, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I think that was after he left Treblinka 182.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Golf clap
Bravo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:51, archived)
# respawn mode (yeah, it's a fucking quasi-re-post, fuck off, HA HA)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Well that's my head fucked for the rest of the day.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:45, archived)
# You head cant comprehend 4 images placed together and rotated?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# It's upside down
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:53, archived)
# like this then?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# oooow...could you mirror flip them? Although that may induce fits or something.
edit - also I have not seen quasi-re-post for a while does he still have that job pulling the bells.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# i was thinking of playing with the UR and LL corners being mirrors of the flipside, and reversing the frame order
...if that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# No, you should cut out the cycleist and make it transparent though!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# i must get ready for work :( but I will in about 11 hours :D (maybe)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I like the little dance he does at the top on the platform
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Awesome, I could watch this for hours...very relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Oh yes!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:16, archived)
# I want to say WHOURH YES, but I don't know how to spell it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# like, woah
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:03, archived)
# THAT EXTRA 5k BROKE MY MODEM YOU FUCKING PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# wo-ho-ho-hoah!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Wha-?

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha, that's mind breaking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:07, archived)
# wow!!
that clock's fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:09, archived)
# take that!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Fan-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Whoa, that's.... duuuude
Liking the blobby, pulse-y effect at the changeover points
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)
# kitten/skateboard.....actually, no...........terrapin/bike :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I wish I had your patience.
I get a notion to do something and if it takes over an hour to create, I move on.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this
an hour 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ragnomes - Hey! Gnome! Lets Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Sheena is a Punk Rockery?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:42, archived)
# sadly, they did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:46, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Gabba Gabba HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] And on the subject of North American progressive punk bands . . .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:25, archived)
# 'ningles all. Needed to get this out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Quite remarkable how different Kate Beckinsale looks then compared to now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah. Much less plumage.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Whan she actually got roles that weren't "Len Wiseman's Gothic Fantasy"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Obligatory puffin comment: ALL puffins look like Johnny Morris. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Haha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:00, archived)
# So that's why it's leaking...

edit: bit clearer now, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# RIS
I cant make out the top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# They are plastic mice coming out of the overflow pipe.
De-ris: just making out the plumbing works via a game of mouse-trap as that's how it felt when I was fixing it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Oh - i thought it was something clever poking fun at that baby that was flushed down the bog
Like green army men having babies in the toilet, then having little plastic babies leaking out that pipe when the bog is flushed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I thought it was some giant plastic sperm coming out of the overflow pipe
due to a wanking plastic soldier in the cistern.

That probably says more about me than the picture.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I thought they were sea creatures climbing up a wall
then goldfish and carrots in the cistern
and finally a green subbuteo player taking a photo of his groin next to half an orange

but I still got that monkeon equates plumbing to a game of mousetrap :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Sounds like a contemporary art masterpiece in the making.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Hey! The picture's changed, no fair!
It does look like Mouse Trap now.

Although I'm still unsure what's in the cistern.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I can't get the lid back on now, though.
In the cistern is the diver who has missed the bucket and so broken the mechanism.

"It's supposed to be open to interpretation" - that's what you say when something doesn't work, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# On the bright side, though, you now have the ideal toilet
for when you have the marble runs.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:37, archived)
# *wonders if "board games in unlikely situations" would make a good image challenge*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Everyone should vote for hodgey's suggestion
down there v somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Snakes and Ladders on a Plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Jenga, 9/11 commemorative editon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Maddie Cluedo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Oligopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Risk 2: Blair's Thirst for Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Superman Buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Batman Batgammon
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:18, archived)
# DANGERMOUSE TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Mornington Crescent Mornington Crescent?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Good but that's not right taters...try again.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:16, archived)
# haha aceness
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Haha!
ITS THE READY MONEY ROIND
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Anyone watched the new ones with that bell-end presenting it?
What a crock of shite that is now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah...shit. Always been a bit shit but Roy sort of played up to that...bring back Roy ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:46, archived)
# I assumed he'd died
has he? is he?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I thought he had.
But apparently not.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I was sure that he had.
Has someone been doing some wikivandalising?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:48, archived)
# They've managed to competently vandalise several other things
if that's the case.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I did an office move this weekend
all the networking and such felt very similar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:32, archived)
# That would be the most unreliable toilet ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Possibly the game most played with improvised pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Save the white one for little jimmy, they're his favourite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
# A true delicacy. They seem quite rare these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# i've figured out how to get them
i get a bone from the butchers, give it to my dog and hey presto the following day a hard calcium rich white dog egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# I thought dogs only eat bones in cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
# no a fresh cow bone from the butchers
one that is still full of marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Strange place to grow marrows...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:08, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Looking for people to record a few vine videos (£paid work)
Requirements

1. You have a iPhone / iPad - as these are what Vine runs on.
2. You have a Vine account (easy, just register one)
3. You can turn your hand to making a interesting or funny visual. That's why I'm asking on B3ta.

Now to be told off for not posting an image and also people moaning that Android is so much better than iOS.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:33, archived)
# fuck vine..mon the android
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Tim Vine has hemorrhoids?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# assteroids
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:48, archived)
# *ahem*
www.engadget.com/2013/06/03/vine-finally-arrives-on-android/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)
#
flandroid FTW

I didnt realise vine was iOS only either.

*edit* as a possibly stupid question, does that mean there is only a vine 'app' for iOS to upload the videos from?
So theoretically the video could just be sent to an iphone and uploaded from that? Or is it in some special format filmed through the vine app itself?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
# vine only uploads video recorded within the app so you'd struggle to make that work
probably possible if you jailbroke a phone and reverse engineered the app but easier to buy a second hand ipod touch
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Ta
I assumed as much, I have a few jailbroke 'I' somethings lying around here somewhere. I may have a faff around with them.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I am so ignorant I thought you meant a video of grape plants
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha
you luddite :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Mr Luddite to you !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Doffs chimney stack hat in apologies.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:23, archived)
# you may arise :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:24, archived)
# SPAMCUNT
Pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:10, archived)
# i did a vine video of my dog.
that's the only one i've done.

there was all this hooha about people uploading sexy vine clips, but i've never seen them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
# This was an excellent thread.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:24, archived)
# indeed 'twere
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Oh boy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Was that the Feminist bollocks in the Tab?
'I am glad that feminists keep the ugly girls busy'

(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a giant Gnome in the plane...I hate Gnomes, I hate them...etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# :D
also, THREAD RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:26, archived)
# steady on
you'll knock us all off the board....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:30, archived)
# click for the last frame alone!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:38, archived)
# he looks like Proj's faceswap man
*edit -
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:42, archived)
# ha so he does
[edit]
you did it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)
# well obviously! I'm not the master :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] They dont like you playin' in their ponds....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:24, archived)
# death by gnome on a rope
he'll never live that down
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# this in the new doctor who played by the ginger one in harr putter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:10, archived)
# EXTERMINATUS!
...sorry..
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:16, archived)
# I hear that Simon Weston is the one to watch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:22, archived)
# I've got my fingers crossed for Dave Lee Travis to make a phoenix like come back from the pervy man allegations
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:24, archived)
# You'd think that the BBC would now shy away from productions that necessitate putting dodgy-looking men in cupboards with impressionable kids.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:34, archived)
#
I wonder who Yewtree will find next ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Mmm crushed velvet
*fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:23, archived)
# no, it's the trousers that are crushed velvet
his fingers are made of sausage meat and meccano
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Personally,
I like the 'sponic' screadriver
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:31, archived)
# it can kill a cybermen and darlick with just one inexplicable waggle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Mmmm sausage meat
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
# £10er on the ginger lad from the bt ads
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
# or the curly haired Irish one from Misfits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:58, archived)
# It'll be justin bieber
They'll find someone younger and more attractive to keep the teenyboppers interested.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I imagine that making a Popeye "ug-ug-ug" sound.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:24, archived)
# He goes to school found this in the web he looks pretty funny heck of cool he is my role mold he is hella rift steezy funny I don't know what else to say
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 3:16, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 5:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:56, archived)
# No new posts since 10:13pm?
RIP B3ta, or more importantly - RIP Gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:56, archived)
# A full 12 hours now....
send out the search party - this time make sure they're using torches and not fleshlights again
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] They're really hard to spot, but if you look closely...


Click for bigger (386 kb)

With apologies (and thanks) to Allo4 www.b3ta.com/board/10969404
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Found a stronger magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Fuck:)
(herman:D, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 1:26, archived)

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