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[challenge entry] it's the future!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:20, archived)
# aww thanks barry
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Smashing work!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Hehe - i knew it was yours as soon as it appeared
Great animation style :-D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Smashing stuff!
Always lovely animation!! *Click* :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Haha yay!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# proper indiana jones gun/whip stuff, there
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:52, archived)
# i love your stuff
:D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh! Marvellous!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I should like to agree that your animations really are top drawer.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:31, archived)
# thanks all
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 4:18, archived)
# Amazing!
I love your lip syncing. Top quality.
:D
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 20:31, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Queen Latifah clearly
loves the Smart Blur filter.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:40, archived)
# An entire profession (image retouchers) summed up in a single tool :-)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I'm finding Queef Latina's breasts very distracting.
So much so I can't remember who I am or why I'm here any more.


Breasts.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Sorry to disturb your train of thought...
... but you are, in fact, looking at Salma Hayek's breasts.



Carry on.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Oh, I know that.
I may forget many things, but breasts are not one of them.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Palma Hyuck hyuck
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# breats
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 18:29, archived)
# B(o)(o)BS!!!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Formerly known as the Musclebound Nancy Boy
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I smirked
Nicely done :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The problem with adamantium bones...

(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# mmmm
i like the can of coke stuck to her belly
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
# attracts well indeed
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Got bored, done a thing....
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# You shag one goat
and they call you 'goat-fucker' for the rest of your life.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:13, archived)
# If only
it was as simple as "one goat"....
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:16, archived)
# What a posh chap.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Don't be fooled by his outward appearence.....
... he's well known in the opium dens....
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:25, archived)
# quite right too
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Indeed,
what.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Whato!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# You cross posting whore.
Sorry, I mean what ho.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:47, archived)
# spamcunt warning ahead!!!
Blankety Quiz Does Cats :)

coincidentally I'm doing a funny arsed quiz on Cats tonight in Bristol

apologies for the spammage but I've been good and not harped on about it to much over the past 3 years :)
It's at No. 51 Stokes Croft tonight and The Shakespeare Totterdown on Thursday 8.30 start.


feel free to cut me a new one I know this isn't really the place but I reckon you sicko's would love the quiz! whooopla!!!!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Illustrative 3D render of my Trixie character
Gonna try and get some decent quality Tshirts done. Anyone know any good places?
Ta for all the feedback on the work in progress post i did a few days back.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:48, archived)
# AH!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Tis my initials innit
Alvin Henklegrombler
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# AHgr!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:14, archived)
#
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# hehe - that's quite clever :-D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:21, archived)
# That is fantastic!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:22, archived)
# needs more cartoon tits
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Covered in gravy
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Yes, gravy as well.
Or curry sauce (which is just an oriental gravy of sorts).
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:37, archived)
# i love your name
for some reason
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha
took me a second
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
splendidness.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Perfect.
Not that I'm a fan of Pin-Up style art or anything.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Much improved by hip inclusion.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely : )
def worth spending a little bit extra for a good print and t-shirt
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# WTF did you do with her feet?!?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:00, archived)
# I cut em off and sold em to the fishmongers
mmm - mermaid feet.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
# perfect!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Spiffy
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:06, archived)
# excellent
the change if had positions works well.

careful you don't get confused with adam hughes!

as for T-shirt printing, it depends on how many you are looking to get done, i'm assuming you want them silk screened.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I know a mate who knows someone who does some pretty good screen printing
I dunno if i can be arse keeping inventory on a shitload of tshirts of differing shapes and sizes though. Ive not got a very big place. Ideally, i'd like to go with one of those places like spreadshirt or zazzle that print to order, but the quality wont be as good, and they'll be expensiverer.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Let's face it the majority of your customers will be in the XXL category so stock control won't be that much of an issue ;o)
*scarpers*
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha - im XXL myself, so no shame there
Well - only some (cries / wanks)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:30, archived)
# find out what the minimum quantity you can order is
from your artwork you'll need 3 screen for the separate colours.

quick quote online from here might give you a good indication on how much it'll be.
www.screensprinting.co.uk/promotional-printing/product/2346-printed-t-shirts
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Ta
Though screen printing will mean i'd have to keep some stock
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:31, archived)
# yes, but the quality is so much better then the other option
and you wouldn't want a substandard product
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:42, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# I can reccomend Giant Iron Face
Pretty cheap, good quality, excellent selection of shirts, nice guys.
giantironface.com/
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# O hai!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:29, archived)
# such wisdom in the eyes :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Whatchu talkin'bout, Captain?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:25, archived)
# haha seamless :D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:35, archived)
# thank you
it took me days* to work this out to be as realistic as possible

* about ten minutes, actually
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Been a while since I did one of these


(It sorta works...if you squint a bit)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:34, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:35, archived)
# You know nothing, Jon Snow
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:35, archived)
# metal thing drug paul apple lemmy americans
space cow kid maths apple lemmy americans
murderers ice cream hoff hands metal thing drug
paul apple lemmy car apple psy psy
mountain otter theatre actors actors hoff hands.

Got it.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Beautiful.
Wedding material.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# just got it!!!
I never get these
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
#
sump pill paul core lemmy Hunter S. Thompson
space cow baby sum core lemmy Hunter S. Thompson
gang mix hoff hold hands sump pill
pail core lemmy morris minor core psy psy
matterhorn otter proms ceasar ceasar hoff hold hands

you big joker you.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Oil e alien apple core limmy hunter s thompson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# That's Lemmy
Limmy is the Scotch comedian
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:10, archived)
# oo-eee oo-wooooo
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:37, archived)
# KC pull colour me yank
Space cow baby sum colour me yank
Gangster of old KC
Pull colour me minor core's eyes
Peek outer prom ceasers of old
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Incidentally, I do get it,
but I do not understand the 'The' or the 'pertees'?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Please explain the Hunter thing to me.
I really am confused.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# It's "ether"
And "Et tu"s
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Brilliant.
You joker, you..
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha, took me a while
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure what 2nd class would look like...
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:28, archived)
#
Vinnie Jones?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, archived)
# I recognise the source for that stamp.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ning
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 8:56, archived)
# tldr
; D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:09, archived)
# tqcr
:(
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:14, archived)
# I did really : )
what the fark does tqcr mean ?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:21, archived)
# too quick couldn't read!
:)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:25, archived)
# This is excellent.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Ta muchly
There may be more..........
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
More please
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 3:28, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:12, archived)
# never forget
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:38, archived)
# Looks like a birthday cake
for ae very naughty child
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 7:47, archived)
# hahaha
blow out the candles dear
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 7:57, archived)
# Never forgive.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:59, archived)
# "It's better up there."
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Displaying inappropriate levels of enthusiasm, The Tartrazine Kid's one enthusiastic X-man.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 8:18, archived)
# I fear change. But at least there is a magazine to guide me.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:41, archived)
# It looks really nice, unless you actually want to get any work done on the fucking thing.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:51, archived)
#
A friend of mine who works fixing computers recently taught an elderly client to use it, and in about ten minutes they had managed to order all their shopping from Tesco. I think it's probably just a learning curve, and maybe they shouldn't have called it windows.
I'm looking forward to playing about with it when I get my new laptop in a few days.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:56, archived)
# That would be an impressive CSB...
...if the elderly client had not been forced to use their glossy malfunctioning tablet as a heliographic sender to morse their order to the local Tesco Metro wireless solar telegraph receiving station.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:16, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:47, archived)
# ^i find this
quite scary :(

edit: i think it's short sighted to assume people are not clever enough to learn to use even just a slightly more complex interface. also getting everything delivered isn't the same as getting out & about for helping elderly people to socialise, stay well & actively mobile.

& then on the other end of the scale there's a whole bunch of kids who just don't understand how this stuff works...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Download the Free and Awesome Classic Shell
www.classicshell.net/
/your resident IT guy :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Does it reinstate the "Start" button and all of its functionality?
I SAID DOES IT REINSTATE THE "START" BUTTON AND ALL OF ITS FUNCTIONALITY?????
SRSLY, Windows 8 is probably ok if you're using it on a tablet. It's a fucking nightmare though if you're using it on a PC and want to do any serious config stuff.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:28, archived)
# 8.1
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:55, archived)
# .
"the button will act as a method to simply access the Start Screen, and will not include the traditional Start Menu" kind of misses the point of it being a quick navigation.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:06, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:05, archived)
# I believe it can be set up to give you the All Apps view too
which is pretty similar to a start menu, except it takes up the whole screen - but at least isn't an utter waste of time, and learnable.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Learnable, but slower, less ordered and thus not as user friendly.
It feels like a cluttered desktop, rather than a navigation.

I ended up just pinning loads of stuff to the task bar for the sake of quick access.

(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:53, archived)
# FUCKING TRY IT!!
DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:19, archived)
# 'config stuff'
ELL. OHHH. ELL.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:24, archived)
# That's some technical talk right there Pedro.
I don't really expect you to understand, just sit there and look cute.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 5:52, archived)
#
arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/01/help-ive-got-windows-8-and-i-miss-my-start-menu/

a few bucks and you get the windows 7 menu back, for free you get something extremely close to ti
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Look I thought I made this clear already but here it is again.
I don't care if you can click a button and make 8 absolutely identical in every way to 7. I JUST WANT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT IT AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SPOIL IT AND I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 5:55, archived)
#
See also GNOME 3, KDE 4, Unity, OSX Lion, OSX Mountain Lion, iOS 7, and the alarmingly small Wagon Wheels you can buy today.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
# ALSO
Windows 8 user-interface sucks donkey dicks, but other than that it's not too shabby
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:00, archived)
# they simplified it
BY ADDING 4 MORE STEPS TO SHUT THE FUCKING THING DOWN

infuriating piece of shit.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah it's odd that
but it really is geared to 'on all the time' tablet use.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:29, archived)
# SO MICRO$OFT CAN TRACK YOUR EVERY MOVE, EH KIDS!!!!1
Much like the always-on camera and microphone on the new Xbox - combine that with a Kinect-feedback fitness program, and you've just paid ยฃ500 to install Big Brother in your house.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:02, archived)
# It used to be if you wanted to search for Windows Update
you would get no results, unless you chose an un-intuitive search sub-category. I believe that has aklso been fixed.
I am not affiliated with Microsoft.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 7:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Obammm..mmmm.mmmm.mmm.mmmm..mmmm.m.m.m.m..mmmm.mm.m.mmm.........a.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:39, archived)
# fucking hell
that's terrifying
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Heheh
My favourite feature is the invisible go-to-desktop button.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:44, archived)
# This fantastic artwork deserves its own thread.
I've entitled it "Bouncercise".

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:26, archived)
# this is squilding my grapo
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Mine gets squilded by music videos from before music videos were invented.
Jive Bunny etc. Utter rubbish.

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:01, archived)
# looks like the guy on the table
behind them is getting a quick one off the wrist from his lady friend!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 8:05, archived)
# It was the custom - a post-dessert hand-shandy. Especially in the Ritz.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:54, archived)
# *zooms in on cameltoe*
*ENHANCE!!!*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:01, archived)
# You'll wear that Camp Jon-Voight machine out, you know.
Dirty little holes...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Needs more camel toe
hahaha
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:20, archived)
# haha love it!
she must be worn out by now surely?
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
# sorry!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:37, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:39, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:14, archived)
# hahahha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:29, archived)
# lol
i still see this as a non story, just a posh peoples rihanah, boycott got claimed for hitting his missus and is still on the bbc
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it was this or a Mr Tickle picture
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Expect a sequel in 15 months.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:30, archived)
# And a reboot in 16
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:32, archived)
# and then a team up movie with Glitter and co
and the ghost of Jimmy Savile as their spiritual leader
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Like the justice league
but wrong uns
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:42, archived)
# somewhere in bavaria
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Ha ha very good.
I was just about to post this rubbish so I'll pop it here rather than push that down :)

The previous night
The night before that
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:19, archived)
# aaaaah
the lamp one makes me laugh every time!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:23, archived)
# How wude!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:36, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Sexy Hitler
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Go Pennylope!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# ... and that's how we won the war.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:09, archived)
# HA ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Wonderful as ever :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
ace tongue action
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:10, archived)
# ahaha! who did he think he was kidding?!
class :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:43, archived)
# The Board lives!!
Quality work
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:23, archived)
# That's disturbed.
Therefore is it wonderful.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:13, archived)
# haha brilliant!
this has really put Pitstop up in my estimations :D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently, he's a bit of a cunt
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Nicely done :-D
Uteruses (Uterii?) still remind me of that spaceship from battle beyond the stars though.
www.modelermagic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Image1Fb-500x319.jpg
Spaceships with tits!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha, and that spaceship reminds me of the ballchinian from Men In Black 2
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:59, archived)
# My Mom warned about this.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Scared?
You should be!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:02, archived)
# haha! clever
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Cheers
It's not as technically good as I'd want, but it was one of those "I need to get this uploaded as soon as possible" things.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Oh very good!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:31, archived)

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