^ I like thisJust got karma'd. Spent half the evening rejecting a paper and just as I sent the review in, I got an email from another journal rejecting my paper...
Fucksocks.
(Fucksocks.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:10,
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instant karma LOLz
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:14,
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This sums it up beautifully:(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:26,
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Flock of cunts, more like.Flying, squawking cunts.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:27,
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chocolate chunk cookie poop PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:14,
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Actual pics of actual poop.Google: seagull bird poop
How am I gonna explain that to the authorities?
(How am I gonna explain that to the authorities?
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:22,
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We are having a big problem with seagulls in the San Francisco Bay Area right nowHuge flocks of these feathered bastards are shitting all over everything, getting hit by aircraft and even attacking at our baseball games! Not pretty.
50 years after "The Birds" (filmed just north of here) they are having their revenge!
(50 years after "The Birds" (filmed just north of here) they are having their revenge!
tubaman,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:21,
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People have no right getting in the way of poop.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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They are protected animalsbut there are some who want to change that - right now there are egg crushing parties here and there.
( tubaman,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 3:10,
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haha, it's funny because you are stamping on babies
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 8:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Hitchcock"){kind=small}
I think you mean...
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 0:13,
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AhahahahaI love this compo
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:56,
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As if I need an excuse
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 0:05,
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prison shower scene from what movie? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 1:15,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: HITCHCOCK
"I've got an idea for a one-word challenge", purred legendary b3tan Monkeon. "Hitchcock! Why not parody his films and photoshop his face?" And thus, it came to pass.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:42,
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Needs more cock really
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:14,
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First!Oh you want a picture?
Well close enough
(Well close enough
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:50,
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This also is half relevant
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:54,
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amidoingitrite?
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:08,
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Looks good to me
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:10,
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COCK!Bloody Zimbabwe here. I place vote in Ballot Box. Ballot Box taken outside and stuffed with Hitchcock Votes. I'm phoning the UN about this.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:55,
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COCK!
Awesome I've been asking for a cock challenge for AGES!
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56,
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I think a week of big throbbing purple cocks is just what we need to liven the place up a bit.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00,
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AgreeEven I can do cocks sort of. A CDC week may bring the board back to life and maybe me.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:33,
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AhahahahaHadn't seen that one before
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:04,
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hahahaAs David Attenborough may say "2 Can Chunder comes out of hibernation around July/August and provides with a wealth of CDC material"
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:18,
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HAVE NO FEAR, CDC MAN IS HERE!
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:20,
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Compo it please
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00,
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Looks like a hitch involving a cock to me.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:15,
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Ahahahahaha
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25,
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Cock o'clock
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:03,
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OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:13,
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Lovely Bell EndBeen looking for that attachment for ages as mine is full of holes.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:26,
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Shouldn't have got those piercings...
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:35,
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FORM OF..... COCK!!!!
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:05,
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COCKIE COCKIE COCKIE!!!!!!
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:08,
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I made this before I learned how many hairs there are supposed to be per ball
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:40,
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This is CDC Hall of LegendHome lols (what is the fecker upstairs laughing at)
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:08,
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Yeah I don't think you've understood this compo
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:06,
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That's more like it!
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:14,
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I, erm, no. This is plain wrong. I think.Stop that. Stop that now. Please.
(
Shlvng,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 3:02,
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Slightly longer nose (or move the cock up there) and it's Gru from Despicable Me.
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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Hahahahaha!Now, never do that again.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56,
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The Donkey with an Evil Chimp for a Muzzle(and Other Spooky Tales)
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:32,
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Toe truck. *Assumes spang-receiving position*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:03,
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you could have used the same image previously tohaul ass
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:18,
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Yes, but what do I do?!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I win....
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:01,
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That looks like it would taste of bacon. Fry it. Fry it, NOW!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:42,
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Have you placed the eyes out of frame, to establish an FP?This is crackin' btw!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:25,
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tai'm going through some old folders and found this amongst the chaff. disappointed to have lost the source for this though:
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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^^^ this!! with bells on PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:00,
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Lovely job on the smokeDifficult to do well.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:46,
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some cunt open the windownice smoke
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:55,
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What up, beeyatch?Looking good.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:11,
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Image Challenge voteIt's votey time.
This week's fab four are:
* Getting Retro Wrong. As per this popular suggestion: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2029730
* The "opt in" version: What if everything had a special "opt in" version which revealed more (not necessarily pornographic) detail
* This Is Our Britain - mock the Sun wraparound by providing alternative landscapes than contain more reality than the original. See https://plus.google.com/+TheSun/posts/8oxsJvCsgcf
* One Word Challenge: Hitchcock
And here's where the voting takes place:
(This week's fab four are:
* Getting Retro Wrong. As per this popular suggestion: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2029730
* The "opt in" version: What if everything had a special "opt in" version which revealed more (not necessarily pornographic) detail
* This Is Our Britain - mock the Sun wraparound by providing alternative landscapes than contain more reality than the original. See https://plus.google.com/+TheSun/posts/8oxsJvCsgcf
* One Word Challenge: Hitchcock
And here's where the voting takes place:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:03,
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Too late, monkeon's already won it drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:07,
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Monkeon IS Fraser PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:11,
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... ever alert for the call to action!oh wait
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:13,
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Hitchcock sucks the least PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:08,
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good evening!der dum..der diddly dum tee dum!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:26,
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Or...OR....
let's not have any compo at all next week
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:28,
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a week of tumbleweed you say? interesting HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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Surely there'll be some alt.compos every dayor people animating actual tumbleweeds in interesting ways
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:37,
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I would just like to say, there are some splendid ideas thereand anyone who doesn't vote for "opt-in version" is a cunt.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:47,
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How do you know for sure? I might just be a talented mimic. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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If you were that talented you'd never leave the house!(this sounded funnier in my head)
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:19,
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I actually like the other threeCan't we just have them all?
(
christhebarker,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:49,
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Brilliant
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:36,
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Super-smart and funny! Clicks!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:39,
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As B. Cryer said earlier this week,"The jockstrap was invented by Alfred Hitchcock, master of suspense."
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:47,
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This is one of the best things ever!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 6:32,
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needs more brian glover Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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This is rumour control, here are the facts.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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ooo, time to go home'bye all!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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Do you think the alien left him withtwo thousand perforations?
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:29,
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I did this about 5 years ago for some compo or other...
*hums Dallas theme tune*
Might be worth a reboot if I get round to it.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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We used to play Miners and Scabs on the school field in the early 80's.British Bulldog with added violence.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:34,
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Things were going pretty well for the year 8 kids...Until the Year 10s deployed rubber bullets and water cannons
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:36,
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Sharon's nipple worries me! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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It frightened her boob away, so you might be on to something.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Is puzzled by these north east jokes today and doesn't get, googles "north east" google responds...Hahahaha very good :-)
(,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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He made his son-in-law proud by smirking the whole time he was being jeered.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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all clear still, I have supplies and the landing lights are switched on. HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 17:06,
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Northumberland's lovely. Can't vouch for County Durham.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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Oh, very nice indeed. :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:29,
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Genius!I have clicked accordingly. Needs more prawn and shrimp, though.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:37,
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Ha! Ha! The Ayatollah of Rum and Cola...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:40,
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Is that Ecto-1 in the second frame? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:16,
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Ham Stare dance
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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I see what you did there.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 17:21,
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He's excessively Doc Emmett Brown in those sequences I've always thought.McDowell, not Cameron.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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Yep, you've won everything again.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:49,
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a world without access to free internet porn?we'll be back to the level of searching for grot mags in bushes.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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Well we need to control exposure on the internet obviouslyBut it's the consumers CHOICE to be able to buy the porn on page 3 of the sun
(,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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likewiseI'll be back to the level of searching for bushes in grot mags.
(
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:07,
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That scene was filmedin Brunel University's Lecture Centre B. I spent many hours feeling like this in the very same room.
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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Specifically scaled to fit the new and improved 458px front page I see.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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like my conception, it was a happy accident Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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I'm sure that for art of this calibre they will resize it on your behalf.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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i've had nibbles from the tate, you know Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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that's the bunny Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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hahahahaha Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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I can hear the hooves of an approaching Magic Donkey... mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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can it magic me up a bottle of vodka? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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FP THIS NAO!!!Thanks for the Smash Monkey Academy of the Digital Arts' Tip of the day
Bows to sensei
(Bows to sensei
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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you are welcome, pedro-san Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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Exact correspondence of form and constituent configuration on opposite sides of a dividing line or plane or about a center or an axis.
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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I want it to blink asychronously.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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a bit like igner Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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Boss eyed cat, the indisputable Boss eye cat
(
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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He must've opted in then.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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I have an ideaAll politicians should have to wear a badge saying whether or not they have opted in for having porn in their homes.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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Yeah, but they're politicians...Would YOU trust the answers they gave?
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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I'm sure their Internet providers would grass on them.
(
An Egg ,D,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:32,
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that'd put you off your game Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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I figured out how you can get an fpopen up paint.
draw a paint image..
but..
draw the eyes a few cm away from the head.
try it :D
(draw a paint image..
but..
draw the eyes a few cm away from the head.
try it :D
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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i'll give it a gobut it'll be shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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Though on the plus sideonce the only sites available on the internet are sites telling us how wonderful the government is and what a complete success they are, those sites will download really quickly.
As there'll be nothing else to download.
(As there'll be nothing else to download.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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We'll have to campaign for all material that may offend someone to be blocked from the internetIt's the only way we can truly make the children safe.
or some shit.
(or some shit.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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I see this image and in my mind I hear "siiiinging in the rain..."
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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Another poor shop of another poor pun
Yes I can fix the title!
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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it's the pumpkinator! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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lay off the sunbeds Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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if you like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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The local tan salon are going to be mystified
(
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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you could mystify most tanning salon employees with a damp rag Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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just by holding it in front of their facesthey'd probably stare at it for 3 hours
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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i wouldn't do thatnot without drugs, anyway
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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You're right, and now they took out an injunction against meIt was just an old wank sock, what's the fuss
( simbosan is too tired,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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And sequel to Pulp Fiction.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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I thought you could edit titles on this board.Yes - you can.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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Good Lord you speak soothI spend too much time on links it seems
( simbosan is too tired,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:04,
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I think it's in effect on links to stop people from changing the url once they've posted something - for obvious reasons.Guess the title bar and the url strip on links follow the same rules. But over here it's free and easy.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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looks like you got the eyes just right ;) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:58,
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