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# Evening.
I made a thing.

There's a bigger one on the other side of this click

A larger version of which resides at my online journal.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Ooh, that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Nicely done.
Still haven't gotten around to seeing that yet. I need to get to the cinema more.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# GJTMB
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
www.zimbrotop.com/sadsadsadsad/gjtmb.html
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 5:56, archived)
# This is much, much better than the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:40, archived)
#
excellent stuff. whats the quote in the background from? i googled it and only reference I could find is to some guy's twitter feed.

*edit* found it, a quote from the film. i was being dim :)
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Thank you for your kind words...
...you gorgeous bastards.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# forgot I finished this last night, have it now before i go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# What, Will Self covered in paint?
It's a bit good really...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:52, archived)
# There's no "I effing LOVE this" button!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Is that a stealth CDC below his right eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# yup, with bits of spunk coming out too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:05, archived)
# And just above that is Jeremy Beadle's footprints
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Oooh this is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:42, archived)
# My God, it's full of vectors....
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:30, archived)
# good one, Dave
like it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Now, that's what's called
professional voyeurism
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
That sneaky Jimmy Stewart nosing around again.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Third from the left
Looks a bit too close to the edge for comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# My, that's a lot of candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Three pixels per bollock, if you please.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Most woosome!
Hitchcock's hand is right under Jimmy Stewart's leg... I'd find that quite off-putting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# i think he was noncing him up :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Vertigo!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# I've discovered a new game.
Seam carving is an algorithm for reducing the total size of an image by removing redundant areas without changing the size of important features. (This is available for Gimp as "Liquid Rescale" plugin, I presume photoshop can do it too).

Well I wondered what it would do to people's faces.

And this is what happened.

Margaret Thatcher:


John Major:


Tony Blair: (this is my favourite so far)


Gordon Brown:


David Cameron:


And bonus face, see if you can guess who this is:

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Boris' hair, man! It's getting bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Cameron transformed into Ken Livingston
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Well that's going to confuse the fuck out of the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# lovechild
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# here's Livingston:
Liquid scaled up:


Liquid scaled down:

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# haha, Blair is indeed the best
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# That one looks more like
an ancient Bob Hope!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Algorithms!
Its like CSI :-D
Is it operated by frantically typing at a beeping computer?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:45, archived)
# more or less
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# it looks exactly like this:
www.hackertyper.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:22, archived)
# That's great :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I like this.
Potential for wind-ups there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# How extraordinary!
before:


after:
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# I see what you did there.
this is what I got though:


Makes Cameron look like a Cockney gangster.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Clegg's turned into Kenneth Williams
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Oooh, satirical.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# The Milkybars are on Major.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Have a Maggie Gnops
Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:34, archived)
# If you gnop Boris in the right way..... You get Chris Tarrant!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# it's 'gnops' with an S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Even as a singular....
That can't be right.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# 'gnops'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Apologies unreservedly
and changed
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# gnopS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Someone needs to give Gordon some cheeeeese
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# "Removing redundant areas without changing the size of important features" you say?

By jingo, it works!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Ha, never thought about that
So we should add 'callous' to the rap sheet. I really did like your picture... just, some bits more than others.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Can't have thin skin around here! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Looks like that to me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Stay thirsty

Proud unestablished contributor to the gayshift. Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
# this is very woo,schplatt & bdoinkful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:08, archived)
# It's my tribute to malt liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# My favourite is....
Windo Liquor !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# ? Is that the name of a real malt?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Now that's what I call a PARTY!
That quote's probably wrong, but, ehh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# What quote?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:10, archived)
# George Clooney in From Dusk Till Dawn
after the exotic dancer... I think. Haven't seen it in 'beards'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Oh yes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# i think i remember adding the Olde English "800" girl
....but i could be wrong
*Has higher res pic of same girl*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:01, archived)
# quick gif of my Chameleon Wayne eating
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Didn't mean to step on you! Very nice. I used to have a Jacksons Chameleon. Nice creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
# "yo,wayne...how goes it?" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Now then, Now then, now then.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Ha! Spent matches and mini-baguette! I'm having that for tea too!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Wayne is a fantastic name for a reptile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:17, archived)
# #ForHARDWorkingPeople
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Ewwww crabladder
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# I saw that Cleggies one the other day
coffee/monitor moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Ha! Cheers!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha..classic :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# on reddit in 3, 2 ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:01, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Quality satire.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Eccelente!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
#
I think even Cameron himself would click the like button of this one.
(LokiMD, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
#
this never gets old :)
(MC Toffeehammer, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
# "Hash, for hard working people"
Not sure what the Tories position is re legalisation now tbh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Easy, ignore the experts and get the policy from the Daily Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Hmm ... let's see.
"The consumption of crack cocaine, whilst not explicitly encouraged by the authorities, is currently legal in the UK providing the consumer is a person of colour or has been resident in the British Isles for twenty years or less. The sale of said drug is also permitted, providing the recipient is "one of them". In this way, the most harmful substances are circulated freely within the inner city ghettos, where they can cause the most damage to the darkies, towelheads and other subhuman scum that pollute these fair isles and bring our house prices crashing down."
ยฉ2013 P. Dacre
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Oh my, that's very...
pink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:36, archived)
# fuck man!!!!
getting ready to have lunch here

*loses appetite*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "Right, who's first?"

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# I've got something to put in you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# at the gay bar gay bar gay bar WOOOOWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
# '\o/'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
#
youtu.be/HTN6Du3MCgI?t=1m25s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# no one's done Psychode yet
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Is this is the middle class version of 'Lunch atop a Skyscraper'?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Yup
Dildos In The Drawing Room
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# And a slight update...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Lip-synching skills available for hire.
EDIT: "Go, big jobby!" the traditional battle cry of a Time Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# I like this!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Belter!
I'm a-liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# HA! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# gaymuppetLOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Another winner! Excellence ;D
That scream at the start when the officer falls off the roof is blood-curdling
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Have this, you've erned it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# It's behiiiind yoooouuu...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Johnny... Five... is... Chuffing... Freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# That's a C-11 unit, exclusive to Hoth. *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# is it from a movie? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# on this one of the hottest days
I think I envy this animal
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# "STAR WARS"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# More rocks for the rebellion!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# ICE ICE BABY
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# alright class, SHOW US YER COCKS!
or chickens, either is fine
EDIT: as it's all kicking off again here and i've got a curry to make, i'll just drop this and run. leave as many chickens as you like, i'll see them all tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# fucking hell thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# yours looks plump and juicy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# yours looks crispy
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# *seriously hopes we are talking about our drawings here
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)
# yes. yes we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# that's a sparrow after a nasty electric shock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# no
its a chickin
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# it's in disguise, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
There's something a bit Bob Godfrey about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Ah got no legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# wasn't he on a sylvester and tweety cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# You mean foghorn leghorn?
I accidentally drew this at 19% opacity and seriously confused myself when I opened my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# no, not foghorn leghorn
tweety drinks dr. jekyll's potion and ends up looking very much like what you've drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# It comes!
EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Nailed it!

Yesno?
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Wow, you've got some skills there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Miss? Miss? Rafi cheated miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# i know, he'll get no juice at break time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# nerner ner nerner, rafi
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# wanted no juice anyway.
but it is compatible with updoc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# i feel you're deliberately misunderstanding
i may have to give you detention
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
#
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Can i get fries with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# 'tis the winged penis!
and 3 claws per bollock, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The segmented dongerbird. Rare, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# fucking 'ave it
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Your chicken is incorrectly aligned
chicken alignment should be west-east with its head facing west, this chicken is clearly facing east!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# chicken alignment should be neutral good
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# 'tis a fine turkey
but chicken it ain't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# question of the day.....
1. chickey?
2. turchen?
3. a shitty scribble using paint cos I've got fliddy fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
# you're not the only flid-fingered one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
haha, I know, but then again, I think it would make a excellent image challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# i want dragons as an image challenge
but nobody listens :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
#
then we shall create a petition that calls for a image challenge that includes dragons!

"Seamsdragons" :)

.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# How'd you get your feet lined up? I call shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
with the great patience and skill that only can be learned from years of experience drawing in paint using a laptop touchpad.
skillzorsss1111!! indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Pretty much everything I draw is with a laptop touchpad.
Mutter mutter mumble mutter complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
#
I do actually have a tablet for drawing with in a box waiting to be installed.
I'm just too fucking lazy to do it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Bootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Oh ffs!
*tears up photoshop and runs home crying
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# acceptance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# chix wid dix lololololo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Loved this bit in 'The Thing'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# is it compatible with updog?
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Provocative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# needs more port and cigars
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# smug chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# I slept in late. I'll try harder to get to class on time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Gromek


original: here
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] *drops a pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# sound the earworm alert before posting this kind of stuff, joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# what, this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# i turned my speakers off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# heh heh
how he said all those without cracking up was always beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# cash
cold hard cash
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# More like REAR LOADING DOCK
...but I know what you mean :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# I know very little of "gayspeak"
and it shall remain so
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# The rrhoids.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
# I can see
Raymond's Burr!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves it really, dirtry boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# it's big enough for him not to need the binoculars
also, art class today will revolve around chickens, starting at 3p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# heehee
revolving round chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# they are the gravitational pull of sunday afternoons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
#

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# true dat.....I got a sausage roll from Greggs and the paper bag was oozing with grease :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# That sir,
is your gateway to weight gain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# *window
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Shut up you massive Simpsons geek you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Worst. Sausage. Ever.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Can't see this is any worse than the local water board selling a cleaned version of your own piss back to you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# ...as long as it's boiled, i'll drink anyone's piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# *puts kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe, so nutritious!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# haha!
*edit - that's a great idea for an image challenge -
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2039485
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# How about an apostrophe?
and changing an 'E' to an 'I', and removing a 'G'?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Let's get the shite ones out the way first then
Ken, wood

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Ken did
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# This is one of my favourite things I ever did see!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:29, archived)
# haha, silly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:38, archived)
# my GF (IRL GF, not imaginary one) and I LOL'ed over this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# FP This Nowishiek!
(Kurashima, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Did you have to post that just when I've got my delicious Steak Bake back to my desk?
Anyway - it's That There London - surely the fat in question is a mixture of Extra Virgin olive oil and artisanal aioli?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Excuse me.
You are neglecting our finest Goose Fat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Ah yes - how else could you get your triple-cooked chips to that perfect golden crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Damn right bro!
But we call them frites don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Not forgetting the Extra Virgin Sanitary Wipes.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# *rings Yewtree*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Runs to BBC looking for Asylum
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Not all of us Londoners are like that!
I like my virgins dirty and unsanitary!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Robert Smith eh?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I don't think biodiesel works that way.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# They should have just installed a sink
in the sewer system and poured it down that. Leave the rat people to deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Ooh, very good
Bottom poster looks like a Speccy loading screen!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you.
There are some lovely Hitchcock posters around.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Definitely,
I think one of the tragedies of modern movies is there aren't any real poster designs anymore, it's just an airbrushed picture of the cast
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Hells yeah!
I have a wonderful book at home of all the different Bond posters from around the world. The Italian ones were mighty saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:17, archived)
# This is by far my best work:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# nice slippers....also....good to see the church embracing modern trends:
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# This may be relevant to your interests
given that it is a Church Sign Generator and all.
www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign11.php
Image Hosting by PictureTrail.com
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# gah....I slaved away for days in Photoshop and spent hours and hours skewering layer after layer
if only I'd known...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Think of the love that went into all those layers
And we feel that love we really do
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Have you considered something more straightforward?

Admittedly, this is less "beating a dead horse" as it is "beating the dent in the road left by all the beating of the greasy spot on the road left by the decayed remains of a dead horse", but I was dying for an excuse to get it out of my head.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# so gonna get famous on Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# now do Scalextric! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# ha, took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:55, archived)
# That is one nonchalant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# They see me buzzin'
They be hatin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Ha,
He knew so much that he went leg mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Those Google Glasses aren't very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:30, archived)
# :D
I like

I click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
#


Mumble bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:14, archived)
#


Humble bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:20, archived)
# Why does it still have 10 legs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:28, archived)
# I was going to make a centibeede, but I got bored and made a stupid TOAP instead.
a stupid TOAP TWO PUNNY BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:33, archived)
# Try putting the eyes in the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Oh, oh, I don't care for FPs.
I actually make my images wider than 400px so that I won't get one. I'm humble like that. I don't care that I've never had one. I really don't.


*bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:37, archived)
# I just had a look at the FP
and realised that I have one. LOL! You're such a loser! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Why does it have 10 legs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Cos a cruel child pulled off the other 90.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:34, archived)
# INTERNET BULLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 3:00, archived)
# Reading your profile just reminded me to take my venlafaxine.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 3:08, archived)
# I mean, because you mentioned it in a qotw reply.
I'm not saying, "your profile is so shit I need to take anti-depressants" or anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 3:23, archived)
# Quick and dirty
great number of legs.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
# What font/colour matching algorithm did you use to shop the text?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I used GIMP's "IReallyDontCare" plug-in. It's very easy to use.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I feel the urge to clean something with that
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Your rectal cavity?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# If you are offering
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 10 Legs you say?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Haha imagine the buzz
like an old cargo plane
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 2:58, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:57, archived)
# superfluous neck wing
... it'll never fly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)

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