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# Theresa Inmaysion

ARRRRRRGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:36, archived)
# That's disturbing
and by that I mean well done
(DrCJBoduma, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:43, archived)
# Good lord.
How? And why? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:44, archived)
# NO, STOP IT!
One is already too many.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:45, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Fountain of May
I'm wondering what that would sound like. They're all programed to say the same thing, whatever it is. "You left the stove on."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(wizzer77, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:32, archived)
# oh. my. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Ooooohhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:43, archived)
# FUCK ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:50, archived)
# oh man that`s horrible
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:07, archived)
# This
should win the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:40, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:42, archived)
# ENOUGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 3:18, archived)
# ALREADY!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 3:34, archived)
# Is this the new sleeve design for Altars of Madness?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 7:26, archived)
# Brilliant
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Nerd alert
Gibbering mouther?

/D&D blog
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 8:59, archived)
# oh really
what a pity
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Hahah yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:44, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:58, archived)
# Haha yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:22, archived)
# Hey Pedro, you know Big Bird, he totally looks like
a man in a kind of weird bird costume.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:25, archived)
# coming...
came.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:08, archived)
# woooow!!!
my (IRL) girlfriend is freaking out, because she saw this, and I am listening to Lustmord -- The Word as Power
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:38, archived)
# I like it when you talk about your pretend life Pedro
it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Hey Pedro, you know Big Bird, he totally looks like
that muppet from sesame street
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:41, archived)
# HEY PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 2:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 3:10, archived)
# ha ha ha, I Love You!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 3:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 3:46, archived)
# Argh!
Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:19, archived)
# "I am the one who knocks...
the dough back once it's had about 2 hours to rise, or if doubled in size."



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(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Beak dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:27, archived)
# pollywannacrackertime pollywannacrackertime pollywannacrackertime
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Dancing to "Toucan Play That Game" by Bobby Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Toucans are never enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:40, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:58, archived)
# chucknorrisfucksbrucelee
(herman:D, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Jeez, put an NSFW on that!
Also ... Something about "Chuck Norris is clearly a brown belt"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:32, archived)
# funny looking outie..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Umbilical hernia,
don't google it though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:30, archived)
# *googles*
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Try googling Inguinal hernia,
If you're tough enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:56, archived)
# that looks somewhat inconvenient
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:10, archived)
# A metre or so of bowel down the scrotom
means you could hear gurgling from it. Every fart would have to go via the ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Hot Piss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:54, archived)
# ...outside.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha FP this NOW!!!
(Oh wait, no cat).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# my lifelong ambition is to photoshop every movie or TV series containing the word 'break' into the word 'beak'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:48, archived)
# So far... so good !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:07, archived)
# So that's where I left the head
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:44, archived)
# I wondered when you'd turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 9:58, archived)
# don't you, forget about beak
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Forgot this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Ah, a female one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:04, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:51, archived)
# Pretty in Beak
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Beak-iful
Grosse Pointe Beak
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:07, archived)
# That is an excellent ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Prison Beak
Lunch Beak
My Big Beak
Beethoven's Big Beak
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I stole your beaks.


Shit, I had to ninja edit to remove the R. Otherwise it would have been seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, archived)
# i did this one in 2011
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:36, archived)
# I just got back from a bike ride, and everything's beaks!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Beakback Mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:57, archived)
# buurp
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:36, archived)
# That is not a beak
it is a dog mask.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:59, archived)
# I look forward to Anal Beak Up
www.imdb.com/title/tt2884160/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_39
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:35, archived)
# WTF?
I mean really?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:46, archived)
#
goo.gl/gvya8K
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:40, archived)
# :D cute!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I am the one who quacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:01, archived)
# bindun im afraid -- maybe i wasnt even the first

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:04, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Y E S !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:09, archived)
# How fake can you get?
That beak is artificial!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:04, archived)
# I read that as beard.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 1:45, archived)
# I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
# That Was The Wank That Was...
nixon
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Nixon is Miley Cyrus' dad
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:35, archived)
# actually, Country phenomenon Billy Ray Cyrus is Miley's father
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:47, archived)
# You never saw Billy Ray Cyrus and Richard Nixon in the same room ...
... coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:49, archived)
# hmmmm
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:56, archived)
# I think they liked to be both left alone so they could smell their own farts.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Hello b3ta peeps, it's been a while. Have a thing...

Click for 700+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Woo, yay, and hoopla!
www.b3ta.com/board/11003934
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:44, archived)
# In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the handbags, Then when you get the handbads, then you get the women.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Haha.
A rarely seen fashion joke.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Hey, have you seen mofaha's fall fashions joke?
I think it's really gaining in popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Fall fashions joke? I've not heard it yet.
I hope it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I like this!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:38, archived)
#
Say hello to my little thumb!

because its up!.. erm.. in the air... because i enjoyed your ah forget it
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:45, archived)
#
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:26, archived)
# You've been reading those magazines again....
Did raise a titter though
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Scarf Ace, shirley?
also click
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:22, archived)
#
Say hello to my little Fendi, surely?
(Benzyl, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:38, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:13, archived)
# dammit, now i want a freddo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Oh...
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:09, archived)
# well, that's unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# sympathy
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:27, archived)
# hello atomic
how are you this grey and chilly sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Slightly hung over....but another drink should take care of that.
How's them hangin'?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:36, archived)
# full of chickeny goodness
i've decided not to drink for a while, i can't be bothered with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:38, archived)
# I'll pick up the slack for you.
*sneakysqueeze*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:39, archived)
# i may have over-chickened
>.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I can help you with that.
A nice breast massage, and you'll be good as new.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i am now fucking outraged!
mother has pissed me right off.
"why did he(my brother) make her(his daughter) cakes? i never ask anyone to make stuff for me!"
oh, so that's not cheese on toast you've just asked me to make for you, like you do EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Make me some cheese on toast, eh, Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:52, archived)
# i can't click 'I like this'
but you did a good job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Well I just voted for your Big Bird look-alike! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:57, archived)
# i clicked yours too u big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "Honey, it's back, get the water pistol."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# is the water pistol to spray the shit off the floor after seeing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I wish I could be a pet to a race of giant, intelligent cats.
No, they wouldn't eat me, they'd be intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Ever read the Sandman comics?
One story deals with just such a situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:38, archived)
# he's just trying to get to the sring on the window sill
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:18, archived)
# triple yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:13, archived)
# that is so fantastically wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:28, archived)
# hahahaha
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Ow fuck :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 23:33, archived)
# It's weird, the shit you come up with when proofreading with a cat on your lap.


The Effects of the Economic Downturn on Housecats in the United Kingdom: Current and Projected.

Fuzzyboots, Snookums, Chairman-Miaow
University of Edinpurrer

abstract full text
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:47, archived)
# I love that cats Sue Perkins impression
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:49, archived)
# I ruined quite a nice photo by engiffinating it.
The original is here: equivocality.com/2011/09/05/rose-coloured-veil/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Ho hum... abstract draw-off, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Not me, I'm off shopping..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Why did you save it as a gif and not Jpeg?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Because I like my text without jpeg artifacts, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Fare enough :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
# But it's 35kB over the recommended size for a static image.
If only a mod would step in to put things right :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:25, archived)
# It's a fucking outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:28, archived)
# No it isn't.
Don't know what you're talking about. *innocent look*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:34, archived)
# meeow! human genitals are warm!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:56, archived)
# I don't like this cereal rebranding
I much preferred it when he just said 'They're GRRREAT!'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Cerebral cereal is very now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:03, archived)
# What the heck's a crystal magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:12, archived)
# The opposite of a fucking shitty magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:17, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever pearoast!
What a shame it couldn't be anything decent.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:28, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# *sympathy pun-filled followup*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:54, archived)
# *tangential casual offensive remark*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:29, archived)
# *total off-subject rant*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
# *racist innuendo about your mum
(gijoel, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Hangs head...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I saw a tweet, and headed immediately to b3ta!
The home of teh newz

I bet b3ta has the first post about WW3 starting too yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Not as close as it was yesterday, now Obama's going through the senet!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:26, archived)
# ramming his throbber through the senet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:27, archived)
# it's the place for good meat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Obama's going through the Senekot?
Is he feeling bloated?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Just playing it safe, he's seen how bloated Camerons looking lately..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:48, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Hope it likes eating used condoms and jam rags.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:33, archived)
# and murder victims, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Can't stop saying it in his voice!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:27, archived)
# And what a voice it is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Boston posh :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:39, archived)
# :D
have you got a link to the original? I've had an idea but can't find the source file
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Kinda the original!
giphy.com/gifs/capTrb5v9fATC
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:55, archived)
# good enough, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Stop the compo, we have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Here, what's with /board actually being good on a Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Not my fault, my posts have been crap today.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Last week's Bank Holiday has messed things up
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:58, archived)
# I jinxed it, didn't I.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:29, archived)
# If it makes you feel happy and secure
I'll post something crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Don't feel obliged; I think it reverted to kill-me-now as soon as I posted that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:19, archived)
# ..
on a Sunday

anomaly, probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 9:20, archived)
# nice
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Legend.


Seeing what Keith Lemon did to his show must have done for him...

RIP David Frost
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
# topical
creamy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Both topical and TOAPical
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I see what you did there
play on
words
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I stuck 5 cringing minutes worth of it, it was shit...
Edit, Just remembered that Kieth Floyd documentry, where he was really pissed, and was drunkenly saying how shit he thought all the new TV chefs were, died the that night after it was broardcast, then all the TV chefs he'd said were shit, had say on the news how sad they were and how brilliant Floyd was!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Ah, never short of entertainment watching that guy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:19, archived)
# He was legend :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Keith Lemon?
the ginger character that wanks over Fern Cotton? He's doing Through the Keyhole?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Apparently so.
Heard him talking about it on the wireless a couple of days back.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
# yes! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:28, archived)
# If anyone was going to redo it it should have been Vic and Bob
With Vic playing the Lloyd Grossman role
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:29, archived)
# recalls
creepy masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:30, archived)
# I think the hairy bikers should have done it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:36, archived)
# great sketch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Its as if ITV
have picked up the tv and smashed it across my head just to save me the bother of getting up and doing it myself. It was like Viz, only more predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:29, archived)
# b3tan news strikes again :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Bastard beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] erm

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:43, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:47, archived)
# I know right?
I was looking to make something creepy but, it turned out to be quite adorable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:50, archived)
# No, its creepy
I feel little bits of soul leaving me everytime I make eye contact with the thing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:51, archived)
# when you stare into the abyss
the abyss purrs and rubs its head on your shin
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:01, archived)
# catonshinface
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:32, archived)
# why is no one laughing at this?
i know I was
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:55, archived)
# What happened to Bourbon Fox?
4 EVA IN ARE YIFFS xxx
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:06, archived)
# he'll be back
and he won't want to talk about it
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
# i've been working on this,
and I just realized that maybe I should just use the 4 or 8 roughest looking mugshots
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:13, archived)
# ah, is this the blend animation I saw recently?
'cause that was quite cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:19, archived)
# "Pick my soap up"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:23, archived)
# u cant make me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:25, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:22, archived)
# ok, now i'll pick up the soap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder if I'll get a front page ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
Kinda looks like ET doing a human centipede
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Ow fuck! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, happy people! Which movie is this?

The Shining, happy people.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:39, archived)
# The Good The Bad and The Magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:50, archived)
# The Waltons
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:11, archived)
# On Golden Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:14, archived)
# The Bridges of Magnetson County?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Shining force
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Shiny Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:28, archived)
# M * A * G * N * E * T
.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:36, archived)
# big trouble in little magnet?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:37, archived)
# stop, or my mom will shoot?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Seven brides for seven magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Magnets?
I replaced the creepy twins from The Shining with the Wonder Twins from SuperFriends. What do twins, The Shining, or SuperFriends have to do with magnets?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:44, archived)
# fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:46, archived)
# with magnets?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:52, archived)
# That's attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:38, archived)
# ooh ooh I know this one
*waves hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:48, archived)
# is it Magnets of the Carribean?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:51, archived)
# close
20,000 leagues beneath the magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:52, archived)
# dammit that would've been my other guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:55, archived)
# You asked "Which movie is this?"

and we are trying our best to get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Yes, but fucking *magnets*?
[repeatedly pounds head into wall, leaving a series of dents in the plaster that spell out "RIS"]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:56, archived)
# + shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# It's a thing.
Just go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah, okay, whatever.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:31, archived)
# it's a silly b3ta tradition, a reply to "what's this movie?" posts :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Everything has something to do with magnets.
www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Magnets/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:15, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone?
The Jack-Nicholson-will-stab-you-with-Magnets tribute hour?
(Kurashima, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Form of a pile of hacked up corpses!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Death Magnet 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# there is a film called 'Chick Magnets'. is this it?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Fatal Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:01, archived)
# The Darling Magnets of May
with Pam Ferrous
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:43, archived)
# is it ghostbusters 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 0:38, archived)
# *lets out*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:04, archived)
# "Because of reporting restrictions, the crispy crumb coating has been dubbed by a voice actor in this report"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:06, archived)
# 8D
youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Bringing balance to the Force.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:37, archived)
# well played :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:14, archived)
# I missed her b3taday!...................................................................................Happy 7th The Lovely Sundae Lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 3:25, archived)
# I sent message to her. she is important b3ta member.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 7:24, archived)
#
sent message to her. she is important b3ta member.
hollowed out her corpse and wore her as a hat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 7:53, archived)
# I'm not Ed Gein.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:01, archived)
# And stop
nothing more in this thread please
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:07, archived)
# I just sent congratulation message to her. Did I any mistake??
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:12, archived)
# That was lovely of you :)
Meant to everybody else who baits every breath and word you say; just not now please
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Thanks :)
...Weird people -_-
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:26, archived)
# But you look so fetching in that nipplebelt.
'Ning The LOVELY Golden Bummed Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:28, archived)
# GO AWAY RACIST
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Woah, what now?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:49, archived)
# your comment suggests that you are referring to the colour of her skin in a stereotype racist way.
You could obviously be suggesting she literally has a bottom made of gold, but it's easy to see why she accused you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:34, archived)
# :(
But, but, I WORSHIP her* Golden Bum.
May it's softly glowing radience shine upon us all.
*her Ding's
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Is "Golden Bum" the sequel to "Goldfinger"?
Was originally going to say "Goldmember", but eww.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:48, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
GoldenBum (2013) Dir Gore Penguinski.
Starring:
Daniel Craig: James Bond 007
Lucy Liu: Empress Ding
Minase Yashiro: Ding's Sidekick Moggy
Donald Pleasence: stuj High Priest of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding and Generalissimo Of The Penguin Legion.
Plot Summary:
Bond must save the world from the insane whims of Incoherent Goddess Ding and her Holy Golden Bum. He gets killed by penguins riding attack KittyCopters. stuj's penguin legion declare Ding EMPRESS OF ALL and HIGHEST GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS on Earth and cede absolute control of the SECRET MOON-NAZI VOLCANO BASE and planet killing space battleship The Aurelian Buttocks to moggy.
And so a new reign of terror begins.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:15, archived)
#
sent message to her. she is important b3ta member.
hollowed out her corpse and wore her as a hat
made my own SundaeLunchCopter
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:31, archived)
# Kill yourself.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:41, archived)
# :,(
YOU HAVE NO HUMANISM!
I NEVER FORGIVE!
*Cuts finger*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Shut UP Stupid.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:51, archived)
# Why so angry Oh LOVELY Incoherent One?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:53, archived)
# Someone's been drinking too much Fukushima water
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Don't rude Japanese. :(
and Don't say rant of other Japanese.
I HATE to hurt to innocent people.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:59, archived)
# SMITE him Goddess Moggy.
Smite him HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:03, archived)
# HUN DAN!
*Adjusts Stupid Hat*
You DO NOT diss our Temporary Replacement Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess.
BOW YOUR HEAD WESTERN SNAILSHIT!
*Dogeyes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:42, archived)
# fake
no curly hair
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 7:53, archived)
# Awesome stuff
Happy b3taday Sundae :)



Edit: www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23877364 Why have the BBC included a picture of a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:03, archived)
# A lovely present.
Happy Sundae, Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Ruiner of Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:17, archived)
# I fucking love walking threw sick with candles in it on my b3ta day...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Thanks all!
Sadly I have nothing new recently, that horrid Real Life is keeping me quite busy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:45, archived)
# It would have only set your wool on fire
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:38, archived)
# o/
another thread gone astray
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] they look like us, they speak like us, they are coming...
(PintOfGuinness, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Yes!
Simple, yet highly effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:43, archived)
# It's just me in here now, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:48, archived)
# behind you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:58, archived)
# under your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:05, archived)
# And doesn't easily comb out of your hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:07, archived)
# I remember the old days of the iSketch threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:08, archived)
# nurse? nurse! he's out of bed again
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:10, archived)
# STOP STEALING MY MEDS AND LOOSE CHANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:11, archived)
# I've had friends like that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:17, archived)
# Sod it, I'm off to bed.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:22, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:23, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Heeeey you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:09, archived)
# nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:11, archived)
# You nurse, Me doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:13, archived)
# I smell malpractice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:15, archived)
# De-RIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aDKYLc1ifU
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:16, archived)
# Oh, I see.
Fair enough.

*phones injury lawyers 4 U*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:18, archived)
# well i'm glad that that's all been cleared up then
albatross anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 3:48, archived)
# Stormy Petrel on a stick,
Gannet ripple.

G'night, again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 4:04, archived)
# nurse? nurse?! nurse!!!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 4:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Boys don't cry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:09, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:18, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:39, archived)
# FUCK
(herman:D, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# insta-woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# damned blink reflex
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Awesome stuff, matey! Another for the wank bank! :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Forest Fruits with a hint of Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
#
www.simplypsychology.org/little-hans.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Ahahahaha
His tiny Hans is frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Sweaty Hans.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Horseplay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:32, archived)
# He got a 'bit' randy
SEE WHAT I DID THERE, EH? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:35, archived)
# between the teeth and chomping
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:06, archived)
# Better rein it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:10, archived)
# It's just an unbridled desire to show off.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Blinkered perception
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:09, archived)
# You need to rein it in.
(bollocks^)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:19, archived)
# i dunno, horses for courses
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Oh I give up.
G'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Scrub-able Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Fff.....
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:50, archived)
# ...ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:35, archived)
# More work for Operation Yewtree if this is the 1970s version.
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Of course it's the 70s version
The modern remake is just trashy

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Might want to compo that as creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Nice one Herman!
I bet your pants are full of snail trails after making that gif, eh? Mine certainly are after watching it if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Gahhh - you reminded me of that godawful song...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:19, archived)
# "Asshole"?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:20, archived)
# "I got home from the warehouse and am sitting in my filthy pants making gifs of sexy ladies while smoking and drinking Stella" by The Beatles?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# "Rub me with your nipples, tatooed porn star"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# "Thinly-veiled Grot" by the NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# "I wish I had a real woman" by The Finger Sniffers?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# "I'm a Virgin" by Harry Palms?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# "caress me against your soapy breasts" by fuck and the gang?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# "My Matey Brings All The Boys To The Bath" by the Sailor Fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# With the B-side "My bath soap takes 4 x AA"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Old Skool Garage ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3nZlcSjYc
(herman:D, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# "Ram your metaphor up my metaphor" by The Subtle Metaphors?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Is that where you are sitting in your pants? The garage?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Were you trying to disguise that gif as a youtube video link?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:02, archived)
# "Exfoliate Me, Lilliput Man!" by Tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:59, archived)
# 'DO NOT USE ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS' by Veet
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:06, archived)
# "Hairless and Free" by Sean Sack
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:09, archived)
# 'The Scream' by Ruby Wax's cousin, Brazilian.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:19, archived)
# "Wash Your Hands, Boy" by the Forgotten Chillies
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:26, archived)
# 'Trapped' by the Zipperz
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:35, archived)
# "I've got Deep Heat in my pants tonight, baby" by Jamirocrotch
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:40, archived)
# "Weeping While I Wank" by Tears for Lube?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:36, archived)
# "Ev-ry bo-dy wants to wank the world"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:41, archived)
# "Whole lotta wank"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:12, archived)
# "We built this city on sausage roll"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:16, archived)
# ha!
had it not been destroyed by the media the pasty tax could have been so much more productive.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 3:53, archived)
# I'm gonna wash that man right out of my clunge?
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:11, archived)
# Hahaha WAIT!
Aren't you a /talk denizen, he asked, accusingly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:22, archived)
# That one about the South Africans?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Haha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:53, archived)
# g'nings and g'doo


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# awww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# they fell out
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
# :O

:(

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
# nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# A nice touch of whimsy added to /board by these.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:30, archived)
# have they fallen out with each other? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:25, archived)
# I think they're
both missing home
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Lovely
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:36, archived)

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