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[challenge entry] Don't understand this
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:10, archived)
# FP this now
FP this now
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:23, archived)
# but...eyes not in ears, can never get FPd
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:34, archived)
# *click*
Love this!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Alien Pug
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:07, archived)
# pugs in space
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:32, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:01, archived)
# The Marriage of Figaro!
I reckon Mozart would've loved doing TV and film soundtracks.

(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Normal Dog
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:52, archived)
# heavens to murgatroid!!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Er
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:25, archived)
# :D
and inevitably...
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:55, archived)
# haha yes
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
# The OTHER Oswald
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I found Big Daddy, I think he should win the compo
I think he should win the compo

also available in vintage black and white
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 6:15, archived)
# Shirley you can't be serious
I think it's all a conspiracy. The real person behind the plot was Giant Haystacks.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 6:46, archived)
# this, I like
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:24, archived)
# So you're saying the twin towers were just Haystacks after all?
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# not anymore!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Hai Baz!
Oh wait…
:D

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10906695
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Mindpiss across the ages!
of the photos we didn't both use, I recognise - surprisingly few genuine action shots out there
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :D
Your version is still very good.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
# ta :-)
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
# EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!!
need's more baby.

then it'll win :D
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:56, archived)
# in addition
MURDERER!!!! HE'S A MURDERER!!!!!

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10907113
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:58, archived)
# I heartily endorse this image.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# the original had so much power
it burnt into my braaaains
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
#
This has made me laugh more than anything on b3ta for a very long time!



(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 2:20, archived)
# thanks :-D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Abandoned Golden Bum
I tried write japanese sentence...JJ can't imitate this.
sorry I wrong ring position.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Perfection
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# XD thank you!!!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 3:04, archived)
# *click hide button*
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 3:08, archived)
# Haha
I wonder what Mr Goatse would think if he saw this?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Unreasonable outrage,
surely someone will have started a Goatse religion by now,
somewhere in the Americas.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# cuz he's gay...
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:57, archived)
# The Moonies
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:01, archived)
# That deserved a ROFL
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Ah yes, 'bookmarks'
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Hahaha Golden bum
"Golden Bum, texture like sun...*"


*www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# yukimi onani
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# I used rain texture though? :)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Look, you oriental ocelot. GET A BLOODY GRIP OF YOURSELF.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Ocelot is cute! she is not bad.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# IT'S A TYPE OF LEOPARD!
It'll bite your knee-caps off soon as look at you!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:34, archived)
# How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 6:12, archived)
# Til late?
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:54, archived)
# step and step
un deux trois
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Somehow this is a Jazz cat.
It must sing Blues with a gravelly voice.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:45, archived)
# the cats amongst the chickens now



(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 6:12, archived)
# Life's mysteries.
I like not knowing what the hell is going on.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 4:59, archived)
# are you saying JJ drew you a golden bum?
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# Have you gazzed stuj about this important development?
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain's Got Sunshine
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Even I'D watch it then!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit harsh?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 3:02, archived)
# Ha ha
nice one!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:05, archived)
# I've trained a bunch of spiderlings
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# OH
MY
GOD!!


(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEE
ahWEEEEEEEEEEEE
ahWEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# This one shows just a glimpse of her physical prowess as an actor
Her face goes from demure to fierce so quickly and severely that it's like some kind of magnetic liquid.

Okay now everyone tell me how their exe's could do the same trick . . .
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 6:58, archived)
# My ex could do...oh...
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:37, archived)
# like this .gif
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# FUCK - that's clever :D
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:29, archived)
# And now...
you've got me watching individual spiders to see where they go....
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# ^ this
ANSWER: all over your skin
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:34, archived)
# WAAAAH :(
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:53, archived)
#
ov und
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Recently You don't reply to my message. What's happened you? :(
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# hello
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
# n_n hello!!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# I like the ones that just jump up and down
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# It's rude to mock the afflicted...
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:59, archived)
# About time to
Nicely
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
# It's like one of those salt pictures by the guy with the website tag on all his posts.
Except I don't feel any pity. You should really tell us all your website address so we can all look at the other things you did, otherwise this might be pointless.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# The spider above his left eyebrow just going back and forth repeatedly
What's ITS game?

PS Nicely!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Fixed it
I'll try to do better
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:58, archived)
# I flew by
this once, and felt like this. Beer.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Phase FUCK
edit: also reminds me of Lakewood Manor. With spiders.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Wow great effect, nicely done.

"covered in insects biting and laughing"
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Impressive !
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# I don't like to think how long that must have taken
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:22, archived)
# OHGODTHEY'REEVERYWHERETHEY'REALLOVERMECRAWLINGINTOMYEARSANDNOSEANDBITINGMY-
Oh wait, I'm not scared of spiders.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# That is fantastic.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# oh jonesy what have they done to you?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:02, archived)
# cheers for hard work for spiders.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:28, archived)
# FUCKING VOODOO WOO :D
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
# (=
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:41, archived)
# christ!
...everything itches!!!!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:36, archived)
# A WIZARD!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:23, archived)
# It is great! Big click.
But would be even better if one spider wandered off the panel and explored the grey area to the right. Don't know how to do that exactly, but it could be really freaky.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:59, archived)
# If I don't see a lot more of this.
I'll make you sorry. *cold stare click*
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:26, archived)
# arachna-fuck!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Holy fucking sheepshit
o-O This is fecking BRILLIANT
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Caption competition
Christmas is coming etc.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Is your name really Maxine Basset?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# No
Who on here uses a real name. Maxine was a hound I had 10 years ago when I first posted.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# "Boris the Spider" is my real name, I'll have you know
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:01, archived)
# I chose Smoked Oysters because I had a tin of them on my desk.
Once I finally decided to get my vans deferens singed it really made more sense though.

[edit: and cheers to remembering your friend in your user name]
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:04, archived)
# macroscian is just a word defining where I am
and also what I was when first pointed to this site 2003ish by web mistress extraortinaire wurzeltod

macroscian (muh-KROSH-i-uhn) noun
1. One casting a long shadow.
2. One who inhabits polar regions.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 7:30, archived)
# look at all these chickens
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a big difference really?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
# didn't he play him in a film?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# No, Wilde was more of a writer than an actor
I've seen Wilde's grave. It's a bit overrated.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:04, archived)
# :) i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
but i was thinking about the film 'wilde' where stephen fry plays oscar wilde
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Don't worry, just a standard "ol' switcharoo" joke :)
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] BBC2 6-30p.m.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:41, archived)
# You'd throw in the towel straight away :)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# They're fucked on the sports and pop culture rounds though.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Michaelangelo was pretty hot at ninjitsu
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Are you suggesting Egg Heads introduces a Mortal Combat round?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Only if they don't blunt the weapons
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# They'd be pretty shit at anything past about 1950 too
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# :)
Compo it
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
I'm waiting for a Monty Python spoon to crack open Darwin
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:01, archived)
# You're the disease
...and I'm the Curie
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# If she's the cure I want the disease
Wowr
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .....

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Risputin
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
# I just got in from work
What's the compo? Beards, Jews and Nazis?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Racism, antisemitism and Electronic-ism
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Sounds like a normal week on /talk to me ;)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Yeah - can sort of understand that, and the "BUMHOLES" posts have dropped off a bit recently:
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:37, archived)
# sorry about that
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:52, archived)
# search is broken
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:01, archived)
# \o/ that's better!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# The Bangles?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Raz and the Sputins?
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ideal role :-/
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:41, archived)
# :))
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Massive political 'click'
I've beat them at tribunal and I'll beat them again.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Excellent :D
Was chatting to a couple who both work for the DWP help line - and even they were seriously slagging off ATOS (and offered tips on how to fuck 'em!)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:06, archived)
# The tribunal was very understated and calm,
I actually had a judge and a senior psychiatrist.
They were able to actually LISTEN, I left feeling that win or lose someone was taking an intelligent careful decision.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 1:25, archived)
# he gets about a bit
fancy that photo hitlergaybar.jpg
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Visitor from Venice
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] time for a pearoast and thread steal!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ivan the Tory
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:09, archived)
# No post shall have no reply. So have a pea
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Qutlaw
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:46, archived)
#
MP's humour was always very studenty. That was fine when they were students, but now as old men it will look infantile and pathetic. I loved Python, but no....this is a bad idea
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Congrats on your new fp
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Does it count as TWO
when you have the top and bottom of the FP with the same image?
(or is that the joke?)
EDIT: oh, and well done on the FP(s)
EDIT#2: damn, they've changed it - now I look the eejit :(
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:38, archived)
# What you have done is highly illegal
I'm telling
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# that's lovely
I'm in love
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:47, archived)
# Yeh
John Cleese, Ronny Wood, Charlie Watts and Michael Palin what a crew.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:05, archived)
# This article just hit my Facebook
www.mojo4music.com/9372/monty-python-vinyl-years/

I bought all of the early LPs when they were still rare "import" editions - still have them.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Is Charlie Watts...
...using superturbolaservision to cop a quick look at Jagger's arse?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# That's a cloud of evaporating formaldehyde
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Needs 3 per etc etc :)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:44, archived)
# I thought that was the A Team at first.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He got over his wounded knee
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:25, archived)
# not buying this anymore!
...this is the last stand!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha Nicely
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# And a fine hat it is too
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Karren, are you married?"
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Speaking of kings...
I'm pretty sure that Gustav III of Sweden is not just alive and well, but working under the name "Alan Cumming".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gustavo-III,-Rey-de-Suecia_1777-by-Roslin.JPG
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
#
my favourite so far :)
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:56, archived)
# aw, thanks
:D
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)

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