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# Hirohito plant
If you come to Japan, I recommend that don't draw such art.
cuz Japanese emperor parody is taboo in Japan.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:23, archived)
# Breaking The Law! Breaking The Law!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:31, archived)
# This still Tolerance.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:40, archived)
# Now do one about the king of Thailand.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 7:14, archived)
# King of Thailand is terrible?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# You mean that guy who [ ] his [ ]?
And everyone loves him!

Because [ ].


Haha! What a great guy!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Is it OK in Cirencester?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 7:27, archived)
# Maybe.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Too many taboos in this world, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# I know :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:14, archived)
# She grows a mushroom I think
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha :'D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I wonder what happens when that thing ripens up properly...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# YOU REALISE THAT YOU'RE LOSING IT, DON'T YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Here is b3ta, man. :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 0:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:10, archived)
# This is a masterpiece.
I'm not sure I have the authority to say that. But still, the surreal sexual... oh, what the fuck. I've just watched La Strada, and now I see this. My day is complete. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:29, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 4:32, archived)
# And first thing I see today.
I dreamed something very similar to this except it had a gas station some lady owned who had made it into an architectural piece.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# snakes with tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 5:07, archived)
# Are these all going to be a series that is going to be exhibited.
I'd be fun to see the outrage :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:32, archived)
# Kiss my horse

I think he splipped into a banana,
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:48, archived)
# please add an animal or an object to this picture
The winner will receive nothing prize does not include post and packaging and a small handling fee of £2.99 made payable to SkUG industries
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Cheque in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# pwhoar!
I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# To much salt can be bad for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# is this from cow and chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Pretty sure it is
if not, can only be Ren & Stimpy
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:43, archived)
# OK, but there's not much space so I made it bigger.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
# good plan
I was just doing the same thing
the background is from a leaflet about Wills I got in the post... lol chaplin mostache -


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG PIPEDOG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:24, archived)
# ITS ALL GAYSHIFT UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


look at the guys face, he loves that girls mostache (290 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:31, archived)
# This is your homework
I want this finished by monday morning - forget the compo its awful
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Good nite guys n gals n biscuit tins of all shapes and sizes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:43, archived)
# G'night SkUG and 5kug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# well I am all of the dissapointed
no one did a follow on shop
Shame on you b3ta, shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:30, archived)
# L is for Lego MAN


Click for bigger (355 kb)

Congratulations you have won an infestation of fleas, there is one crawling on you right now
please feel free to scratch that itch you are feeling, it won't make things worse, I promise

(5kug, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Skug?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Skug?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:24, archived)
# MadCatMan?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# WTF am I doing here?
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My wedding started 7 minutes ago!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:32, archived)
# OH NO everyone has been replaced...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
#
at least it's not mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :D -- heh hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# He filtad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING INDIVIDUALLY, AND WITH GREAT FUCKING PREJUDICE, END EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# best bit in pulp fiction
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:00, archived)
# neat! -- but what if I believe I am the one who is the replacement ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Now that's just being awkward. Hmmm could be a dissociative disorder s'pose,
derealisation is oddly disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
#
global.rakuten.com/en/store/e-kurashi/item/1524281/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:28, archived)
#
Unplug the power of the whole body, take a deep breath. The image opens the trunk, to relax.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# It needs a Fleshlight (tm) or Rampant Rabbit options.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
#
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:53, archived)
# i just call it 'the stranger'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 1:31, archived)
# 5kug?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:28, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# 5ku9?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# IMPOSTER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:44, archived)
# 5kU6?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# at least your troll posted something...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=47366
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# This....
Is the most intelligent and creative piece of art that I have seen on B3ta in yonks, well done my man. And they scoffed that Lego man didn't exist... HAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Giants


Click for bigger (353 kb)
(5kug, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:26, archived)
# darren?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# TOO SOON
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Nice try tetris boy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:45, archived)
# cubism erection
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:47, archived)
# are there new icons?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# last choice I have is ghost which is after lego, is there anything later than that?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:53, archived)
# stinky ghost or ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# we need a place on the internet where all the icons can be seen in chromonological order
or something - like pokemon for icons
gotta get so many of them all!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:01, archived)
# it's been tried before but they could never justify the catering budget
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
#






These, no idea about order:


Sept 2001-?
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# I like Zippy, and the ghost, and prodigy's bee.
The skull's pretty good too.
Oh and the crab.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:27, archived)
# the dalek's nice
what do you have available, can you fill in the gaps?
C'MON GUYS WE CAN COMPLETE THIS SEQUENCE, WORKING AS A TEAM, SITTING AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Yeah it is.
And the cat, I've wanted that one since I first came here, I was a bit too late for it.
I'd definitely donate just for that if they reissued it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:33, archived)
# another dig at us users that haven't donated YOU FUCKING HORRID BULLY :''''''(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:36, archived)
# there is an ipod in there somewhere
I want a pirate hat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Haha
as if
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:40, archived)
# No I don't have any to add to those
I think that may be all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 1:06, archived)
# you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 7:08, archived)
# i smoke because there's a little part of me that always wishes i was dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# :(
I encourage you to quit tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# I read that several times as tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:57, archived)
# mm-hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# NWOT
I don'wanna drive home :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Straight Outta Clayton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Sraight/Outta ., rather
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Lisfut?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Roobarb
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# pfft
good enough reason for a repost
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:54, archived)
# what was the pig's name?
clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:58, archived)
# shakin' bacon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Pinky or Perky.
I remind myself by thinking of Barbara's bottom and boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# :>)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Napoleon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Jakers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Can't ever think of this show
Without hearing Rik from The Young Ones wittering on about Felicity Kendall. This is ace, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Roobarb had the most punk kids tv theme, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
# After the "Red Hand Gang", surely?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMcEiPQs8CA
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I stand by my original statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I stand erect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:47, archived)
# *Nominates Pugwall*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YueVrn_u0
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:55, archived)
# you knows it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQsYXG1ONaM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m52s
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Sophie Aldred!*
*Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# I should say!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Also Tree Fu Tom and Noddy.
What an odd world.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Fucking hell she's 51
:O :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Nicola Bryant's 53.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] #SavTheDay
(1.618..., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Is that Jimmy Savile?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Now or then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Now then! Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:46, archived)
# The Address.....
76 Totters Lane, I.M. Fore It

Now then, Now then...
As it 'Appens... I am going into this here Police Box and back in time to when you were 16 and then 15 and maybe 14 to do some Doctorin'.....



(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Police penguins!
where are the criminal monkeys?
(I'm guessing this has something to do with Dr whatshisface?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Definitely Doctor Who and not criminal monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:38, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmngggg
TARDis - loffle

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Dennis Pennis?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# AKA: Mike Strutter.
youtu.be/O6nsB4ZQbhU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:08, archived)
# New dog poo flinger was funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Tom Jones done gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# SPOILERS FOR TOMORROW:
                    
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Come on, if they're maintaining that he's still limited to 13 lives Capaldi had better stick around for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# There's a shedload of get out of jail free cards for the regeneration limit.
The show has been planting various options for decades.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Most splendid :D
Also nwot -
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
# HappyFonz and Pedro Hinn revelling in their theft of the lamp from 'A Christmas Story'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)
# eeeeeyyy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
# haha, is that Happy-Days-Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Meant to be a Shazzoir style thing with a touch of Sooperdave, Pedro and yourself
Didn't get the 60s hair quite right though, he just looks like a fat Snake Plissken
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:58, archived)
# i feel honoured
...but my cock isn't showing :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:09, archived)
# James Hurley has his hand over it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:19, archived)
# *looks down*
...well, I'll be damned
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Darling, you did a bloody a wonderful job
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Haha yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# I approve of this image
Love cat-Syd in back there too
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
# whoop whoop! it's the sound of the Police (box)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Thanks for the FP.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
# I errm...
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Each penguin represents a Doctor, each book title is the name of the first episode they appeared in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
# What about the War Doctor?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Need to add him and Capaldi, really.
Thanks for the reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# I don't suppose
you might slow this down a bit?
(drwonk, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 7:21, archived)
# Dear sirs
re: newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue608/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
# hooray !
just in time for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:41, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
...oh alrite then
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:57, archived)
# *shakes head in disbelief*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Some days man, you just terrify me.
hahaha.

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# My god.
MY GOD.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:50, archived)
# His god.
HIS GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:51, archived)
# that god?
this god?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
# no man, HIS GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:51, archived)
# he appears to have some code stuck to his face
did he use igloo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:00, archived)
# It certainly adds character to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Letterman looks a bit rugged these days
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:17, archived)
# The front cover of this book is ripped, I can see the first page
Have a clickle
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Sweet Lordy Ju-Ju Momma...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:33, archived)
# A NEW LOW.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:18, archived)
# well, I'm not going to give you an ANSI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:16, archived)
# but i DO love you ~.~;;<3<3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Well DUH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Spike Milligan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:13, archived)
# What are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Marilyn Monroe


quick and dirty, appropriately
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Seams good to me :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:49, archived)
# the trojans
will never suspect a thing
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:37, archived)
# I'll ROFL the day Radio 4 tip "Seamhorse" on the morning show.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# *appropriate response*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I thought she was dribbling white liquid for a second
which is even dirtier
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Late night faffing about time
Sketch of two characters from one of the stories I'm currently writing, Lena and Devlin.



Lena's a total firebrand and let's just say she's not above using her feminine wiles to get what she wants. Right now, she wants her cigarette back! Devlin is not a fan of her smoking and does his best to take them off her and distract her, so seconds after this image was done, she probably had him in a headlock and was wrestling that smoke out of his hand, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:43, archived)
# You forgot the CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
Much better! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# RIDE ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# I am going to pinch this
Top shelf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# it's nice when you immediately know who the poster is before checking the name
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# :) And I don't even mind being typecast...
Bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:59, archived)
# It's the sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:13, archived)
# *looks in mirror*
Yeah, they do need trimming a bit... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# *grooms*
actually, it was the sideburns
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# ^This^
Shazzoir, Atomic and Herman spring to mind, but there are a few others too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# To coin a silly interwebs meme
PMSL here. :D

Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Aces, as always :)
You have a knack for sideburns...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Thank you sir
I do love a man with facial furniture, Movember is just one glorious perv-fest for me, but you can't have a greaser without sidehangers so that encompasses two of the things I love most in the man-world.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:14, archived)
# Brilliant... as ever !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Aw, bless, P
You ever grow sidehangers yourself? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:35, archived)
# do not disturb
de-worming in progress
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:48, archived)
# If that's actual dog rape, I'd say link it and mark it nsfw
Plus it's 132k too big
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Fictional dog rape is okay, I think
NB: I don't actually think this
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:12, archived)
# You think it's consentual?
Because it's clearly someone fucking a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I would say it's definitely someone
humping a dog. It might just be a dominance thing. You know - establishing who's boss. Perfectly healthy and reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# You're probably right.
I'm my own boss, so it's a bit different for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I don't know about the 'clearly' bit. Looks like some wee kid getting a dry hump off a contented dog.
I am not sure if knobs had even been unsheathed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:34, archived)
# On the micro-enhanced 3d version I have
it really is very clear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I wouldn't know how. But if anybody wishes to do so, then feel free. Or bin it. or i'll bin it. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:32, archived)
# HEY GUISE I HAVE GOT IT DOWN TO 34K
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:45, archived)
# THIS IS FAR MORE AROUSING WELL DONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# < 9kb bitch

although I'll admit it does lose a tiny bit of clarity
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Arthouse version
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:57, archived)
# hipster dog fucking
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:30, archived)
# I don't like this new Pontins package, I want a refund
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Karl Marx, the formative years
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# It's actually Darwin
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Not many know that Eric (The Viking) Ericson was really the first man to set his foot on the moon back in 1956.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:23, archived)
# pff and haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:57, archived)
#
1
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks - I gave up on this. But have it anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The boobie babe that launched a thousand ships
(Kubrick2001, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] phwoar!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:13, archived)
# CTORIA'S SECRET?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Taking retro porn to its logical conclusion
(Kubrick2001, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Well, who knew....
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha! *gags*
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# hehehh
nasty.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:18, archived)
# also, eeyores nose is actually a small chinese man...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# O_o
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:06, archived)
# INCLEDIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
# CHILDHOOD: RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:24, archived)
# My work here is done....
★walks into sunset★
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:00, archived)
# don't do that!
you'll burn you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I reckon he'd have been a handful, but very entertaining...
but very entertaining...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# 2x25x9=450 6-5=1 take that off the other 5, add them together 454
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:38, archived)
# And the number you first thought of is 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# 2 x 9 x 25 = 450
6 - 5 = 1
5 -1 = 4
450 + 4

7 minutes, a personal best !

tache really suits Rachel Riley, not sure about the hair though

EDIT: fucksocks, beaten by toast
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Still would.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
Prereoast! Actually my very first B3TA entry in 2004.


(l-rs, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:25, archived)
# she looks so sad
girl with a bluetooth headset
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!


Girl with the M41-A Pulse Rifle with over-and-under 25mm grenade launcher.

Compo-able do we think?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# :D - yep, get it comped
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
# ex-Dr Who star's murky literary past covered up by BBC in run-up to 50th anniversary...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:03, archived)
# David Tennant tortures foxes???
Cool
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:51, archived)
# but whats the fox say?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:51, archived)
# How to survive torture for 15 days
without cracking

by
Samantha Fox
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] madonna is madonna is madonna right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:30, archived)
# So - how was Pixies?
This is /talk, isn't it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:33, archived)
# they were awesome!
2 solid hours. a brief hello, then straight into the music.
new stuff sounds good, old stuff sounded great.
The new Kim was good, very 'active', even the stage effects were good.
Got a bargain from the t-shirt sellers outside too...
/board is the new /talk, that's what i've been hearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Wish I had been there rather than at a black tie fashion award ceremony.
Very jealous
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I dunno...
you DID get to wear a black tie... right?
or was it a fashion night dedicated to the black tie?
i suppose it is due a re-vamp...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# \o/
(It was hosted by Dara O'Briain who has actually gone up in my estimation for the speed he got through the crappy awards)
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:06, archived)
# just checked online and fuck me
they played 39 songs!
i knew it was a lot but...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:07, archived)
# sounds absolutely excellent =) I'll see them too, one of these decades
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# yes.
yes you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Tempted to watch it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Not without Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:56, archived)

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