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# Might not be everyones cup o tea (geddit?!) but I likes 'em, so I did this of the fun lovin criminals...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
# I used to really enjoy their stuff
...and then they started to go down hill a bit.

Nice image though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
# they had a lull, I'll give ya that
but thier last album 'Classic Fantastic' was a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# I might have a little listen to that then
Come Find Yourself was a brilliant album
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# If you liked their earlier stuff
find a copy of 'A's, B's and Rarities', sort of a greatest hits style album, various versions and instrumental songs that didn't make albums, plus a bunch of b side stuff etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Cheers i will do that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
# I liked their first album..and he's a mug
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# He does quite a decent show on Radio 6 at the weekend
Its easy (ish) listening anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# He's turned into a bit of a parody of himself though.
If he gets any more Noo Yoik some cunt will fly a plane into his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# yeah their 'livin in the city' album was pretty much
a musical version of the 'i heart n.y' t-shirts...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)
# ah, you got the joke, huzzah!
their 2nd album was slightly better...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9OU7IcJsT0
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Dave Dee


Beaky
Mick & Tich
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# That really is rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# kinda reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# The fishy-ness is strong with this one...
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Yay!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Ninj-a-rama!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Hola JP are you well sir?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
# I'm as busy as a busy thing
on a day with too much to do, that's been re-named BusyDay. Other than that, all good. How's you, squire?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# FAB! Not too bad thanks mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Where's Dozy?
This pic is like someone taking some ferrofluid and adding colourings and going utterly mad with a load of magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# He had to nip out for a small can
of evaporated milk. He'll be back shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# oooooooo, nice!
all the colours of a sprout!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:06, archived)
# The Golden Sprout
Bob Monkhouse's failed initial pitch for a vegetable-based hand/eye co-ordination gameshow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
# oh, those BBC fools!
it could have been HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# NIce work JPG
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Thank 'ee,
Q4N!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Dave Dees?
I thought Catnippppp had been assassinated by Mossad
Ace alien planet surface btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# That took me a moment...
I sincerely hope he has been offed by Mossad. He worried me.
And Ta!! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Always a joy to see your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Aww, bless you!
How's the world treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Like I owe it something.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Busy, but good :-)
Hanging on in there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Just in time!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# pleezenokittyporn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Can Emergency Fluff save the day?
We can only pray and hope.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# why can't we all just be friends? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# never trust a dog with orange eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Do you speak from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
# umm......
maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Yam it safe to come out now?
gfycat.com/NeatUglyGar

Ok, it seems b3ta doesn't allow certain bits of HTML5. The above image is 30K - the original gif is about 2MB. 54.3 to 1 compression ratio. All thanks to this new GFY format thingy. Could have a lot of potential for b3ta.

www.dailydot.com/technology/what-is-gfy-gif-gfycat/

gfycat.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# don't worry, we all knew you were gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
# I didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
# hehheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Nicely
We got a rescue cat over half-term and he's brought calm to the madhouse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Bless!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
# does he have a little harness and a helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Awww pics?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Here he is, 3 year old called Albie
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Sweeeeet my favourite variety :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
# the cold, dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Nosfoalatu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# That little horse is actually a midget and over 18, so it's not kiddy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# giddy porn, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Oh, well internetted.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Hi ho Fiddler, awaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Horse is a vampire!
Beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Horseforatu
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Horsefoalatu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# yay :-)
I mean neigh
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
# *clop*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# he can be destroyed by a stake through the heart
or a sheet of lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Horsefellatio
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# haha!

ban this filth!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)
# oh yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
# and i thought elvis was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11059870
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# It took some self control not to fall out of my chair on seeing this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# "That a boy, Nosher. Don't forget the balls…"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
# arfs
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
# That was taken right outside my office!
They dumped the horse corpse as a protest against the ban on fox hunting. The idea was to embarrass the Prime Minister when he arrived in town. But they put it in the wrong place!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
# You slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
# You tart?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha that has just made me lol at my desk
and now someone is asking what i was laughing at and I don't want to admit to it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Jeremy The Annoying Vampire Horse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Today's Troll count: High.
Consider this a mid-digit.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
# cue outrage in...3..2..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# with any luck this'll draw moggy out of hiding and it can all start again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
# He's too old these days
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
#
OMGOMGOMGYOUPUTAPICTUREONAPICTUREBOARDTHISMAKESMESOANGRYGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)
# ^cum noises^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Fair play for getting into the spirit of things
but you don't need to put on your rabbit ears to wank at squirrels. Or maybe you do, I dunno. I'm not here to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
#
I'll never watch Gladiators again.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# christ.
coming to a tv soon - ultimate cloppage fighters
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# bestofalltehshowhorsez
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Ahhhhh bless
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Daaawww
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# I know the spirit of this is all "come at me, bro!", but all I can see is an air-grope.
Honka honka
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# That's in character, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# give 'em the Vegas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)
# The what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Bloody'ell, how long is Jonny's cock to be reaching up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I think it's further back....just pushing the folds in.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh, this is just so wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# I spent years trying to get you to draw this sort of thing
when did you succumb to the inevitable?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# very shortly before he realised he'd broken his brain
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
# I got bored one afternoon.
It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Haha, like it
*presses 'i like this button'*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Trolling and cartoon porn are A-OK with the Mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
# I tell you what Shambles, it's come to something when objecting to noncing is viewed as 'trolling' round here.
It's almost like people's perceptions are, like their children and pets, massively, massively fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Oh right
I assumed when he said troll he was referring to himself starting this thread. Was he talking about somebody else?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# i'm happy to do half of what that says
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Furry nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/features/faq/#dogsareshit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
#
www.inbrief.co.uk/offences/child-porn-and-the-law.htm
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
# So report the image and get laughed out of court.
Board guidelines are clear: leave dealing with abusive images to the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# That would be fine apart from two small things.
The FAQ is quite clear that this is a non-grot site. And the Mods are all desperate yiffers who need both sweaty hands to frot their little nubbins through the stained polyester of their slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# What would you brand as "grot", then?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Read the FAQ, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
# *reads FAQ*
"Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
........fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
# pow right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# "I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?
Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about)."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# except
lady three-year-old

and

her underwear some icing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Betty Boops looks young but she's 84

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
# oh yea that's right IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
# I know this has been asked a million times before, but where in the FAQ (or anywhere in common understanding) does porn cease to be porn because it's a cartoon drawn by a sexually repressed man-child?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
# A "tee hee, I can see her tits, that's naughty!" cartoon is not porn.
If general consensus said it was: I'm pretty sure I would have been booted out of here a decade ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
# You should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I'm sure with your mountains of cash and your house "over there", you can make it happen!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# But it wasn't porn. It was a perfectly nice picture that you all purposely attacked for kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I'm pretty easy going.
If you want to jack off to cartoons that's your business. Just do it on deviantart or 4chan with the rest of the underdeveloped tweenage basement dwellers. Leave one tiny corner of the internet to the adults.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, not feeding the troll any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# ..of a naked child.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# I feel sorry for you if you saw that as porn.

If I had the money I'd buy you a ticket round europe and a tin of black paint so you could go visit all the museums just to paint over all the cherub winkies. so much 'porn' out there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# That's very considerate but I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there.
Not sure why you don't have the money if trite cartoon furry pictures are comparable to renaissance cherubs though. It's almost as if ... you know ... that's a fatuous comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
# anyone want to tell this big headed tit that I don't do cartoon yiffy pictures?

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)
# oooooh get him with his "I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there"


hahahaha

UTTER!

FUCKING!

BELLEND!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# ^not upset and definitely not having his buttons pushed ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Maybe....but he highlights a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# aaaahhhhahahahaha I have a house over there...fucking classic mate
classic. still laughing here


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)
# I know, right? Property, eh? Just one laugh on top of another.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
# no it's not that..having property? fine. having money? good for you.

playing it in an argument like it's a game of fucking top trumps..
makes you a grade A utter fucking bellend.

and that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
# which means what?
Cartoons can't be considered porn? Tell that to the Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Imma post some tentacle hentai later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# tentacle noncing isnt ok
I remember when moggy posted around here. She was roundly attacked by many of today's-very-very-butthurt on here for once posting tentacle noncing on another forum... Perhaps she didn't give out the number of boners with her subsequent pics that JJ and taters do. Funny how things change when it comes to paedo-porn. Pretty sure they also furnished their arguments with links to how cartoons can also be noncing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Paste the bit of the FAQ that lets you flame people who infringe please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Fighting a losing battle.
This place is now just a softcore outpost of deviantart. Technique and tits are more important than funnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
# There's always the "ignore" button.
'course, if you use that, you won't have an excuse to gripe.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
# At least you're able to concede that you're wrong and that your cartoon grot has turned this place into an adolescent wank parlour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
# So I'm "The Great Evil" as well?!
Cool.
I'm changing my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# yea but you didn't "break b3ta and made everyone leave" so fuck you
I did your fucking ground work!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Screw you! I have seniority, here :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# :o
That's your "great evil" coming through

lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah, nothing you just said warrants a change to my original point.
Report the picture to some authority if you want. Leave modding to the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# haha, you wank over animals
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Hey. At least they're not kids, right kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# C'mon. If you're gonna troll, do it properly.
These animals only live a few years. Of COURSE they're kids.
Geez, you suck at this.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# I don't think this 'argument' works as well as you think it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Or at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Hmmm. Wasn't going to comment here but
I think the fact that out of innumerable possibilities, your mind produced this, answers a few questions
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# I draw these, but I don't really write them.
All of the "strawman" comics I make basically plagiarise the hateful replies to my cartoons I've received over the years.
I don't get as many as I used to, because it's no fun if the person you're trying to troll simply takes your ranting and turns it into more material.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
# You appear to be excavating a large hole and
I'm not coming down there with you. Sorry I started this.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# THINK OF TEH BABBY SQIRLZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's one happy sqiggle
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# BABYCAKES
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# This is the most offensive post of the day
because it brings back memories of that FUCKING SONG
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Nice drawing Jack
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Squirrel with tits
on her tits, which sport a pair of even larger tits with furry tails instead of nipples shitting on the Archbishop of Canterbury's face while a rabid anthropomorphised badger with tits on her tit tits shoves her prolapsed yiffy arsehole in John Noakes' face (which is actually a giant tit).

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# W...w... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Probably best to link
if you want to post tit pics. Or has everything changed, now?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
# *adds postit*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Everything has changed.
Cartoon porn is now fine.

The yiffers and paedos have won, double-m.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# And yet you're still here.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Still replying.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
# No, YOU hang up.
x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Piers is coming back :(
piers
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# something something, child porn, lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
#
(#1, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
# chobb chobb chobb chobb
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Needs bigger tits.
And fewer clothes. And less age.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# gonna need a bigger boat


for the cunts ego
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Aha, vere good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Isobar hunt pole fire twat
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
# we don't want him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Surely this is nsfw. Surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Leave Gronkpan Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Where's a bloody U-Boat when we need one :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# What's going on?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Tell that definitely-not-a-child to put its penis away.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
# i'm hanging around to see when a funny photoshop gets posted
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# No you are
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Funny?
Technique is more important than funny. Particularly if the Mods can wank to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# the photoshops posted on the poke are funnier than anything on here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# See ... now this I can wank to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, archived)
# You wanna borrow the dolly?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)
# people are masturbating over pictures of children
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Sometimes it's really broken here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# i dunno
where are we?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# No matter where we are, there we go.
Or was it the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)
# I can't wank to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# I'm sorry, how about this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Cripes a mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Dr. Shambolic is the new lord of shit town
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# ^not upset and definitely not having his buttons pushed ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)
# he asked a question and I replied

am I not allowed an opinion now oh Lord of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Don't upset yourself, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
# I'm sorry your Lordship.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
# No problem, petal.
When you've reminded yourself of the nsfw section of the faq and posted a properly humble apology for being such a whining dick, I'm sure we'll all forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# yes your Lordship
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# It's true.
I'm kind of a big deal in the 'posting words on a messageboard' world. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# woah, I thought I was the silverback shitposting alpha round these parts
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# move over monkey boy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
# You'll always be the Clint Eastwood.
I'm just some upstart wannabe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:29, archived)
# might make that my new sig now
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:36, archived)
# For a moment I thought that was
a riot grrl T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Just a generic bad spelling, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
# .


Please come and click my adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Needs bigger tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:26, archived)
#
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# do you mind, that's pushing midget pics off the board
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
# that rabbit clearly has no tits, you sick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# think I'll stick to /links for a bit
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Needs bigger tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
# rude
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
# hey I did a picture of a giant fucking a midget in the arse
it's not a guy fucking a baby so you're ok to whack off to it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:20, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. jpegs under 100k, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
# pipe down, noob
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
# 100k? Is it still 1996 on this bit of internet? Are we all on payg dialup?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
#
jpegs children
0k
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Ah now, it's clearly not child porn because it's not a sexualised child, it's midget fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# the midget is actually 30 years old, should point that out to avoid any confusion here
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah, in dog years
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
# yeah but I can't draw dogs
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Just draw a b3ta mods finger and the dog will sort of happen by default.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Just draw a puppy and tell people it's a small breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:50, archived)
# HekimToast
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Can you do one where the midget is holding maracas and wearing an outsized sovereign ring?
But make sure they don't look too much like a rattle and a dummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
# good to see you've got your defence ready
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
#

(Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Can I have a FP now?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
# about 16.56 duration
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
# It can't be child porn, I've got a wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
# don't be a twat, although, lol satire
and jeez, isn't there an age limit to piercing kids ears?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# How is this different to what's below?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:08, archived)
# this is a photo of a child in a hat
below if a stylized 3d render of a woman

worst game of spot the difference ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Grow up, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
# *pushes*
"lay off 'im"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Why?
If he wants to get his rocks off to glossy kiddie titillation there are dozens of websites dedicated to his sexual insecurity. This isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# dozens??!!........phwoar
..appreciate some links.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/posts/45110/newest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Just send a Gaz to Nappy Toast.
He's a moderator on most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Pue coincidence that that 'woman' looks like a small child, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
# ^ refusing to engage in debate about sexualized images of children because he'll have to admit he was defending a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Ha!
The kiddie grotmongers might have accidentally kicked off the first genuinely b3tan thread on /board for five years.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:21, archived)
# I think cartoon porn is ok
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
# "We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic."
Except Nappy Toast who thinks sexualised cartoons with obvious paedo undertones are absolutely splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)
# How about deleting the cartoon grot below, you whiny apologist prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# It's got tits, it's clearly an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# FP this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:08, archived)
# fucking hell, comedy on here, youre doing it wrong, this is devient art and adding headswaps to gifs only site, proud owner happytwat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
# child gets sweets after.........................everybody's happy
what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# But taters' picture had flippers instead of feet, and so probably wasn't even supposed to be human.
*outs self as a paedo-furry*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# O_o huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
# ebay it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Just finished a new pinup. Its cake related, and sort of technology related as i used fancy 3D compuuuder grafficks to make it.
Not gonna compo it though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Hooray! More paedo comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Needs more yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha. Yeah.
Die in a slow oven, you repugnant nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# superb as always
all that cake will go straight to her... oh :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Digestive system?
I didnt model one i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
# hips and bum, but it's quite clearly already there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# So, it's a sexualised image of a child then?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Nonce^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
# my wife will be so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Because you're fucking the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# It's OK though,
five minutes in front of Postman Pat with a sherbet dibdab and she'll have forgotten all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# nappy
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Summon the Noncefinder General!
/ac

seriously tho, what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Yes, but is he a cryptographic nonce?
Cryptographic_nonce

Also English_nonce_terms
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)
# I don't know what that is.
I do, however, recognize a clearly sexualized image of a toddler when I see one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)
# No you don't.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
# So you're nonce-defender number...what, three now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# ooh la la
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha :-D
Nice armage.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Cheeky !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
# not clicking until i know this person isn't a child
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
# It is, and the OP is a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:45, archived)
# /board is now about 25% cartoon grot and most of it is kiddie grot.
Welcome to the internet of the twenty tens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
# There is no 'person'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Sexual deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)
# It comes near my kids, I swear I'll do time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Cut 'im badge. Cut 'im good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)
# lol paedophilia
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Looks like someone deleted the subthread that mentioned Betty Boop and her pseudo-childlike proportions.
But I'd already made this image of Bettie Page as Betty Boop:
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Fooking Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)
# It really does baffle me seeing the reaction to this. I'm not getting it anywhere else at all, and i'm talking about tens of thousands of people on various (non noncey) sites..
I like making cute and / or sexy pinups in 3D. My work comprises of many different styles based on artists that influence me.
I was influenced by the chunky / cute styles of a band and a famous French comic artist, who are obviously nonces too, in your eyes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg

www.arthurdepins.com/img/other/image4.jpg

Cant say i'll be posting much in future if this is the kind of welcome i get after a brief absence in 5 and a half years of loyal b3ta service.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
# nonce
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Don't be mean, otherwise the nonce won't post any more nonce images
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Influenced by other nonces you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
#
Please fuck off to deviant art, you whiny nonce. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# byeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
# addios
ya filthy fuckin rock spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
# You won't be missed, and neither will your Bratz doll porn.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# if you can't handle talentless fuckwits trolling you and taking the piss, you really shouldn't be here.

b3ta is and always has been full of knob ends like them.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# It hasn't always been spattered with child-like cartoon porn though
which is the fucking point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# do me a favour and shush

you're talking shite and I ain't listening
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Why would I do a favour to a whining paedo apologist?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)
# I'm hardly a "whining paedo apologist"

all I said was if he can't handle talentless cunts like you taking the piss he shouldn't be here.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
# oh boohoohoo
He posted cartoon porn to a site that specifically asks people not to post porn. People ripped him a new arsehole for it.

Get off your high horse, you pompous dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# haha you telling me to get off my high horse...after creating a shit storm about fuck all?
"I think it's child porn, it shouldn't be here"



oh do fucking shut up you over sensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Read the FAQ, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# please shut up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
# oh lollololol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Basically, Prodigy 69 is saying 'come back, I like pictures of naked sexualised children'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
# no what I'm saying is b3ta will always have dickheads like you trying to stir up shit
trying to poke buttons to get a reaction, basically being a nasty cunt for no reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)
# I'm not looking for a reaction, I just want to post images of naked children just like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Dunno what site you think you're on
but being obnoxious and irreverent has been a b3ta tradition for a fuck of a lot longer than creepy deviant art grot pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:44, archived)
# one of these days you'll read this back and realise what a fucking bellend you are


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# i think the 'talentless' remark speaks volumes, gone are the days of people having a chuckle, you have to be an artist no darling
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
# The original b3ta is dead, mongy.
Alwez in r harts 4eva <3 <3 <E
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
# yea mongy gone are the days when you used to post the odd casually racist/peado/cripple joke

get off yer high horse ya clown
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Use the ignore button.
Sexualised pics tend to get a pretty mixed reaction - yiffing especially.

The cake alone gets a massive woo/yay for rendering skills.

FWIW I saw it as a Betty Boop thing, but "no nonce stuff" goes without question before anyone jumps on that.


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
# hair like an iced gem
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:50, archived)
# You wouldn't be having these problems if you would only post gruesome violence and slutty Nazi nuns with dildo crucifixes.
You know, healthy stuff.

(Who set off the Derp Bomb in b3ta today?)
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# pipe down, noob
This isn't your wank site.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Christ it's getting like the old days
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Ha Ha…Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah the ICDb, a trusty site

7.4? not bad, might try it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:14, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
What are the terms for rentals?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
# you need to clean the plate
and return it, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Danish!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41, archived)
# You're all clear kid, now lets bake this thing and go home
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# I hope we can count on your donation......
*a branch of the brotherhood of jovial witnesses
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
See, it's already working!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)
# haha, nice Ninj
Had to scroll through a LOT of trolling shit above to discover this! I thought half term was last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)
# he just heard a good joke about Cameron's small willy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
# They bought his health records ....they've seen the X-rays of it !
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/10656893/Hospital-records-of-all-NHS-patients-sold-to-insurers.html





Gender: Male

Date of Birth: 09/10/1966

Postcode: SW1A 2AA
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# they love a joke at someone else's expense

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:18, archived)
# on close scrutiny,he seems to be laughing at US
he's high as a kite feeding off our wretched miserableness...this is where they get their energy.......all we have to do is cheer up ,show them we are not miserable and we can starve them out of office........we must remain cheerful though 24/7

join the "cheerful revolution"-long live Cheery Guevara
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Someone's broken the door controlling software and given it a BSoD :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# With a bit of luck Dave and Gideot will be flying by helicopter to an oil platform later
I live in hope
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Wow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Holyshit
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 5:11, archived)
# a clown once stole my identity
*now I can't remember who I am :(


*not exactly a punch-line......................................................probably ok in a christmas cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 5:46, archived)
# Smoky Robinson knows a thing or two about clown's tears
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Did you know?
the phrase "clowning around" is actually derived from an olde english translation meaning "fooling about" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
# Clowns are a more recent concept than people realise
with all of them being created by the late Jimmy Savile and obeying a rulebook which he also penned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# 4eva inr clown harts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# CaC
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# 'Murca, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:06, archived)
# flapping in the breeze
l w
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
# nice shimmy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:50, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 2:58, archived)
# It was staged.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 4:16, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BRAH FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 5:15, archived)
# Needs guns
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Q & D
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
# can I have a byte, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
# That
was Terable
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
# i'll cut it in half, then you can have a nibble
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Just a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 4:17, archived)
# I always thought it should be spelled "nybble"

Not that anyone uses that word any more, though.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:48, archived)
# oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Not for the compo, just stuck in my head...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
# I don't
think the French would like that. Not one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Meh...
fuck 'em, they're French :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah
and steal their cheese too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# stolen cheese is the best
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:01, archived)
#
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
# :D
and when the money completely ran out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
# swift work
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
# Quicker than a dog's dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I've never fully understood that saying :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
# where's dumpster lady when you really need her?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Doesn't seem to have cheered him up !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Poor K9 :(
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
# It's a familiar story

After the Dr. Who gig, he found it hard to get work. Typecast as a robot dog, just because he was, in fact, a robot dog, parts were few and far between. Apart from a couple of appearances on Blankety Blank, and a walk-on in The Bill, The Eighties were a lean time. By 1990 he was living rough, and had developed a serious WD-40 problem.

After hooking up with a group of New-Age Travellers, he then dropped off the radar completely. He was last seen in the company of a crusty called Sewage, wearing a red spotted bandana and a string leash, begging outside HMV in Oxford Street. He reappeared in the late 1990s on the Free Party scene, as the main amplifier of the Fluffy As Fuck Sound System.

Then in 2000, at a warehouse party in Hackney, he met Elizabeth Sladen. They went on to have a brief affair, and although their liason didn't last - she claimed in an interview that he was still having problems with "The 40" - they remained friends, and this led to his getting the part on her TV show. Since her death he has continued to work, mainly in Australia.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
# you are Dr Skagra AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
# No, mine was only three short paragraphs, and bore at least a nodding relationship with sanity.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)

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