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[challenge entry] we will rock them on the beaches...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# he wants to get that seen to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: HEAVY METAL


This week's challenge is to give everything a heavy metal makeover: extra points for cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, codpieces and Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# \m/\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# oh fuck yes
my kind of compo
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# I only left the house for 5 minutes!
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# haha
Was it sent "wreckordered delivery"?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:06, archived)
# It was sent COD
Crash on Delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# "we said delivered to the door, not the wall!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Nice. Must add that one to my collection...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Don't forget this one
www.b3ta.com/board/4874082
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
# 'Found Hummus'
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:37, archived)
# or these...
www.b3ta.com/board/11062446
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:37, archived)
# :D
poor fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
#
Following the crash firefighters had to remove a window from the second floor to rescue the couple who are in their 60s.

Mr Wiles said: "The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?'"

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-26661572
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Gosport?
The driver probably had to swerve to avoid a 7-wide baby buggy.

Or maybe it was that old git driving a mobility scooter down the middle of the road...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Are you from that area then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# No, I was just passing through for the 5-odd years of my first job.
On the plus side, it's only a short zig-zagging hunched sprint away from a nice bit of seaside.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:13, archived)
# arf!
I was born in Gosport. I live Fareham nowadays.
kill me.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Hunched "sprint"?
Did you mean "wank"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:50, archived)
# If I could have spluffed from a first floor in Kensington Road and hit Stokes Bay
I would probably have a bigger house by now.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)
# New ramraid service !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:13, archived)
# tallyho
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Now that's not quite fair.
Many members of Britain's ruling class take their racism very seriously indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:43, archived)
# That's right! They are jolly well skilled at it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:03, archived)
# I WANT MY SHERRY AND PAINTBALLING!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
Is this one real or not? I just don't know anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:24, archived)
# One bongo is quite sufficient.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter.

Help us choose the next question from this pair of suggestions:

* Class divide - "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

* Unwinnable arguments - No matter which side you're on, you're wrong. From domestic tiffs to your boss being an arse, tell us how you ended up sat in a corner, rocking back and forth like a mistreated monkey in those animal cruelty adverts they have on Channel 4 during Countdown.




Votes closes in about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Where's the 'have you been raped by hexachordal' option?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Next week
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:29, archived)
# it'll be on crimewatch by then
you need to stay ahead of the curve
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:31, archived)
# fucking hell
are those just internet allegations, or is he in proper trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7722196
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:20, archived)
# yeah, that's pretty much the link I read
The record company distancing themselves from him and his Twitter silence suggest it's true.

what a piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Shocking number of tween hipster girls defending him, the disgusting rapist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Also, let's not forget the killerkitti debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# I do, and I remember a lot of people thought Mo was overreacting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah, unfortunately I was one of those people, so I'll be apologising when he's next on here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, archived)
# I must have missed that
Summary?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Pretty unpleasant episode from quite a few years back involving mofaha discovering a load of highly inappropriate gaz conversations between hexachordal and his [13 at the time?] year old daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
# As I understand it, the truth is that they had sexwhen she was 16 in the UK where 16 is the age of consent
but she's from Missouri where the age of consent is 17. If he'd actually done anything illegal there'd be a court case, instead of a series of accusations on tumblr. But why let facts get in the way of a good old-fashioned internet nonce hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49, archived)
# i ain't hunting them
lazy cunts can come to me nstead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Bit more to it than that, but you carry on defending an abusive rapist, dreadlocks.
After all, if anyone knows about exploiting vulnerable women, it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# being the age of consent doesn't mean the sex was consensual
that aside, I agree innocent until proven guilty, but all the comments coming from the record company and his youtube associates are quite damning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# The record label owner has pretty much said "I knew they were fucking but I thought she was older and wanted it" hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Either damning or pants-shitting panicking that they're ALL gonna get Yewtreed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not going to defend their relationship as I don't think it was particularly healthy
I just think that throwing around terms like "paedophile rapist" isn't helpful, especially when coming from a likely nonce like Dr. Shambolic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
# hey, you're the first to use the Pea word in this thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:03, archived)
# in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:04, archived)
# is what I said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Let's face it, given the killerkitti thing, combined with the fact that he started dating this girl when she was 15 and he was 21,
if he's not a nonce he's pushing the boundaries with all his might, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:13, archived)
# So the 'accusation' is that he had sex with someone of legal age?
And this was, seemingly, through 'coercion', and not, by any account, 'force'?

And for this, people are happy to make definitive, recorded, broadcast statements involving the words 'rapist' and 'paedophile'?

I won't try to defend sleazy behaviour, but I certainly won't defend out-and-out ignorant libel. Nor the sort of witch-hunt the internet can put on that would make a Daily Mail reader wince.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# probably best to stay off twitter if you're accused of a serious crime.
At least until youve spoken to your lawyer
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
#
if you're accused......etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# fuck's sake, what a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33, archived)
# christ, that's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Wait, WHAT?
Is this like Friz's made-up dead baby?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Nope, hexachordal manipulated one of his underage fans into having sex and was supposedly incredibly abusive.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Is this whole story Really Real, or just Internet Real?
Wait, Hexy has FANS?
HAS to be just Internet Real then.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# according to that twatter he's followed by Stephen Fry and Jonathan Ross
he's a proper internets star it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
# There's a hipster shitstorm going on on Twitter, it's well lol.
I've been winding up his biggest defenders something fierce.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# For.Fucks.Sake.
TWO FUCKING SUGGESTIONS?

Question of the Week suggestions (6991 stories), yet you pick two for us to vote for.

Hang your lazy, dog fingering heads in shame
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# and neither of them is 'what should we rename qotw as'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Fantasists' Lieland.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:53, archived)
# For fuck's sake, we've been over this.
My suggestion is brilliant, why are you ignoring it?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I don't care what the subject is as long as
it has a few words in the title.

I cant do shit puns with only one syllable to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:42, archived)
# The very rare 'Hellboy Monkey'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:17, archived)
# haha fucking hell that's scary!
on the subject of scary animals in films

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Blimey
He looks mental!
Are those his teefs?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Yep!
Real teefs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Aces
I watched Golden Army the other night, t'was ace. I felt a bit sad for the elf bloke at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:25, archived)
# At least he seems to get work
I'd feel more sorry for his brother. Or the other one. Craig was it?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:47, archived)
# YOU DAMNED MONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:49, archived)
# boy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:38, archived)
# 3 Foot Tall White Board Sausage Monster
I got made redundant the other day so drew this beast in permanent marker on the meeting room white board.



Click for bigger (164 kb)
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# errr...
three pubes per ball?????
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:12, archived)
# shit, sorry.
I shall sneak in with a cloth and some turps and amend it right away.
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:15, archived)
# nah, just draw
3 BIG pubes per ball, the others shall be mere stubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:13, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:14, archived)
# majestic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha sweet style right there yo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Hero!
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Dickipedia are hiring!
Now that you've got f-all to do, and clearly an ace with a marker pen, why not add some fresh dicks to our website? dickipedia.co/

Incredible flowers too. :-)
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36, archived)
# magic stand so function, many cool, wow
b3ta.com/search/posts/94607/newest?q=dickipedia
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Not, you understand, that I'm accusing you of spamming your website and posting pictures made by other people.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# me and my friend drew this...
and yes i'm mentioning my website again, but it IS relevant, and the guy who posted the giant dick appreciated it, so why don't you chill out?

(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:32, archived)
# no u
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:53, archived)
# ok, i'll chill out, and forget all about this
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:57, archived)
# BOILING PISS, that's why
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Oooo…pair artz!
It's the new gay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Oh. My. God!
Where do I sign up!?
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# check out our site
all our dicks have funny names, so please come up with one and allow us to post it to our site with a credit to you?!
we'll even get our colouring-in guy to jazz it up a bit if ya fancy? :-)

Great work!
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:33, archived)
# check this out CjR Mix!
Up on Dickipedia... tmblr.co/ZpW-Kv1AfyZg1 (let me know if you disapprove)
Our colourist went a bit g.a.y on this one, sorry.


photo WhiteboardCock_zps63f1b0a5.jpg


(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# can i just take pics of mine and post them?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# not unless your dick looks like an illustration of a dick.
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# i do have a cartoonish member, yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Clickin this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# JOIN US CJR Mix!
embrace your talent







(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
# anyone know how i can post images so they're smaller?
sorry this one's so big - i dont want to have to download the image from the site, re-size, then upload to different hosting as it's a ballache - is there a tiny bit of html that'll resize easily?

cheers
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# you can resize with standard html tags
but that won't change the actual kb size which is the bigger problem (images should be under 100k here)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# ok, under 100k, sounds good, cheers
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
*I'm There!*
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Actually yes, everyone else here knows how to post images so they're smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
# fucking smartass
see me after class
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Did you draw this one or was it another submitted to your website?
imjusaskin
www.b3ta.com/board/11066588
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# There's two of us at dickipedia...
and one of us drew it.

We do get submissions fairly regularly through our site, most are really shit and haven't been named, so don't go up, but there have been some gems. We also work closely with illustrators on a daily basis so when they have some down-time they scribble us a dick.

(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30, archived)
# i've named mine
ya wanna know what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:02, archived)
# let me guess
little bobby?
(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Mr Thick Dick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:13, archived)
# *coff*…Mrs.Thick Dick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Don't you mean Mr Fat Dick?


(havfunky, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/board/11067250
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Hey Pedro I think if you set up a website and facebook page called CocKnee \o/z it would gain quickly in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:19, archived)
# so you're more of a business than a person
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Mighty :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Nice
I will join in to celebrate your cock!
..........mutters something inaudible about rules regarding pubic numeracy....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# visually similar images
blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/sicateamconnectthedots.jpg
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Amazing work, why ever did they get rid of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24, archived)
# The fickle world of video game development I'm afraid
..still, at least this can go in my artist portfolio.
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Now that's art
Guess you were let go for dicking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Did you work for Disney?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:54, archived)
# coincidentally
..I HAVE worked for Disney before!
(CjR Mix, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Superbad-worthy

Oh, so it's spam is it? oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
# nice flowers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Well done
a superb statement.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:00, archived)
# STICK IT TO THE MAN........no...... wait ................
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Ooooof !
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Terribly good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha, yes
I feel bad that I'm pissed off at these 'look at me without make-up' selfie's?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50, archived)
# I didn't know you wore make-up Q?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
Only on the weekends ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# the reason for them has somewhat been lost
which is quite bizarre seeing as it's only a couple of years old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:09, archived)
# i liked the one kiss did
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:10, archived)
# HAHA
Is that Val Kilmer top-right?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:15, archived)
# 'The Sherrif's a…' What did you say motherfucker!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:50, archived)
# If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# ha, I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Just struggling for who'd play 'The Waco Kid'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Nicholas Cage?
or Eric Idle...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Christoph Waltz!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# actually, yeah, him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Ning Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# A motherfucker drink like that and he don't eat, motherfucker is going to DIE
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Could be a double bill with Mel Brooks's Django Unchained
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Nice work Ninj! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cheers mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:29, archived)
# Interesting idea
Wouldn't watch it though. Tarantino's an overrated cunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# hahah
This would be epic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Mornin'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
# mourning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:59, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)
# First class morning, highly recommended, 10/10 AAAAAAA++++++++
:P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# i know…poor execution...
…you're all choked up…i should be hung…etc….etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Big Brother is rewarding you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:41, archived)
# Vote Ingsoc!
"We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power."
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:47, archived)
# the joy of a peceful life
edit *peaceful? I need some serious coffee
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:49, archived)
# Shrewd move by Gidiot
There'll be no revolution while 'they' placate the plebs with Bingo and Beer
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:08, archived)
# yeah, this is alright
room 101 is basically being trapped in a room with grant shapps
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:39, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
# This chap should be a b3tan
LankyLamb TwitFace pic
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:04, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# haha
this was hurriedly whacked off on my phone last night. Evil cunts even use comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Cor blimey hats off to the Toffs for looking after us. They are true gents
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)
# not surprisingly, there's an online generator now
torybingo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, archived)
# haha
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:01, archived)
# is it just me or is the layout fucking awful?
"CUTTING THE" on one line in a different font size and colour just sits wrong to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:12, archived)
# it doesn't need the word 'the'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Excellent!
Who was the brains behind the bingo idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# I'm guessing someone who doesn't have a job anymore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:25, archived)
# its all kicking off over the ad already...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26658742
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# er, wait
that's actually real is it? Jesus Fucking Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:18, archived)
# indeed
sometimes the truth is more...etc... you know the rest.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Very, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Fantastic
In fact brilliant. Could not believe that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:37, archived)
# I can't take much credit
Tim Burgess (of all people) reminded me of the Orwell quote, the rest is just basic shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7722565
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
# *waits for films and football to get tax cut*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Yep

So, I thought the "bingo" thing in your pic was shopped, apparently not, unfuckingbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
The choices:

Comedy as art
Re-appropriate a famous sketch, joke or comedian into some famous artwork.

Improbable Menaces
After spoons, what unexpected threat does society face next?

Two Word Challenge: Stephen King
Come up with fake book covers, parody his work, or photoshop his face.

Heavy Metal
Give everything a heavy metal makeover: cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, Satan.

Votey:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:09, archived)
# Heavy Metal for me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:13, archived)
# No Bingo and Beer?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:27, archived)
# you had me at 'cats'
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
# We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Party on Wayne
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# XD/
best smug ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Ta,
I'll compo it.

Oh wait...

WHERES THE COMPO!?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Riffing
and reading the footsie.

Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 1:42, archived)
# Nice to see Gary Busey making a return

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:48, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:42, archived)
# right click - set as desktop background
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:48, archived)
# On my old machine, this would already have covered all the desktop just opening the browser window
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 6:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:55, archived)
# i'm glad i stayed awake to see this
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 1:22, archived)
# this is possibly the finest image ever
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 1:29, archived)
# Jesus H Cherisst.....
oh wait, 25KB?

...carry on :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 2:08, archived)
# Conceal flash
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And so. goodnight


Although, I now realise that it might be found at the bottom (of the sea)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:00, archived)
# *wipes away a tear*
So beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:04, archived)
# Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:44, archived)
# Yay for the silly!
FP this shit now etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 5:17, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 6:34, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 7:06, archived)
# Win :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:01, archived)
# wowzers
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahaaha
I'd wank to that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Let's put an end to foul language in movies
(Justin Myass, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Tomahawk Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Missile Toe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:36, archived)
# He certainly is a
Golden Wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# go goji-ra
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:08, archived)
# If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Ticket to Hull...
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:36, archived)
# I haven't heard of thethe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# They live in Mlnlnglmgfield
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Kids of today!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_The
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# I had one of their tapes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Gaffer or Sello?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Ripped off the back of some unfortunate beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Must have been surgical
it was Infected.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:58, archived)
# When I arranged my CD's in alphabetical order...
I had to throw their album away !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:12, archived)
# That guy in the bottom right-hand corner
Is performing sign language.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win the compo


Click for bigger (146 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:07, archived)
# loving the scuba-masked fleeing people
that must have taken a while
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:12, archived)
# A little longer than expected!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Scuba duba du
Uh huh
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Where's the new image challenge
I think we've exhausted the deep. Overfished.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
# you suggested this
you should bask in it (like a shark)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Like a starfish
You make a fair point
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# EU Quota
Reached and Breached
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:49, archived)
# .
breached beached
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Oh yes this wins everything
Great work :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Thank you!
That's made my night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:05, archived)
# +plus the bottle of wine i drank :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Obvious, yes.


Click for bigger (443 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha - Nicely !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Oh dear
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:17, archived)
# hahah
Ticket to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Doge Emoji
Feel free to use wherever. Such chat, so round, very lol.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Yiff?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
# No, PNG
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Fuhrer Bingo.Kom ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)
# so wow!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:59, archived)
# That's a neato, what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
#
Response so far has been a little strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Now my shirt. A guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# I found one stand ,so many function,it's so cool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:49, archived)
# saw that and thought of this!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# gotta catch 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:51, archived)
# que dit le renard?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09, archived)
# It's the only logical explanation...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:24, archived)
# and zoom in on shocked face
cue canned laughter and credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Refreshments available from your cabin crew; Lord Lucan and Shergar.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Lord Lucan serving
Shergar burgers
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Always Lucan the bright side of life
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# real lols
wasn't expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Another possibility:

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Haha
Probably most plausible suggestion so far
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# ^
haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
definitely this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:00, archived)
# My money's on Michael O'Leary
Expect Ryanair to announce a new long haul destination very soon...
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:03, archived)
#
Brilliant!
(Justin Myass, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:38, archived)
# She hasn't aged a day
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# She's sure grown, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:58, archived)
# It's alright, I've got the bigger manacles on order
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Oh wait I get what you mean now sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# In fact I'd better give mailonline a call and get a photographer over here
I think they're still short of subject matter for tomorrow's "SHE'S GETTING BIG ON TOP NOW" nonce column
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha - Too soon man !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:01, archived)
# flight mh370 to hull
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)

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