NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: HEAVY METAL
This week's challenge is to give everything a heavy metal makeover: extra points for cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, codpieces and Satan.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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This week's challenge is to give everything a heavy metal makeover: extra points for cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, codpieces and Satan.
Following the crash firefighters had to remove a window from the second floor to rescue the couple who are in their 60s.
Mr Wiles said: "The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?'"
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-26661572
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:28,
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Mr Wiles said: "The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?'"
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-26661572
Gosport?
The driver probably had to swerve to avoid a 7-wide baby buggy.
Or maybe it was that old git driving a mobility scooter down the middle of the road...
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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Or maybe it was that old git driving a mobility scooter down the middle of the road...
No, I was just passing through for the 5-odd years of my first job.
On the plus side, it's only a short zig-zagging hunched sprint away from a nice bit of seaside.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:13,
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arf!
I was born in Gosport. I live Fareham nowadays.
kill me.....
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:15,
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kill me.....
If I could have spluffed from a first floor in Kensington Road and hit Stokes Bay
I would probably have a bigger house by now.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:13,
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Now that's not quite fair.
Many members of Britain's ruling class take their racism very seriously indeed.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:43,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers ending up in the newsletter.
Help us choose the next question from this pair of suggestions:
* Class divide - "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
* Unwinnable arguments - No matter which side you're on, you're wrong. From domestic tiffs to your boss being an arse, tell us how you ended up sat in a corner, rocking back and forth like a mistreated monkey in those animal cruelty adverts they have on Channel 4 during Countdown.
Votes closes in about an hour.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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Help us choose the next question from this pair of suggestions:
* Class divide - "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
* Unwinnable arguments - No matter which side you're on, you're wrong. From domestic tiffs to your boss being an arse, tell us how you ended up sat in a corner, rocking back and forth like a mistreated monkey in those animal cruelty adverts they have on Channel 4 during Countdown.
Votes closes in about an hour.
it'll be on crimewatch by then
you need to stay ahead of the curve
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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fucking hell
are those just internet allegations, or is he in proper trouble?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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yeah, that's pretty much the link I read
The record company distancing themselves from him and his Twitter silence suggest it's true.
what a piece of shit
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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what a piece of shit
Shocking number of tween hipster girls defending him, the disgusting rapist cunt.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39,
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I do, and I remember a lot of people thought Mo was overreacting
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46,
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Yeah, unfortunately I was one of those people, so I'll be apologising when he's next on here.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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Pretty unpleasant episode from quite a few years back involving mofaha discovering a load of highly inappropriate gaz conversations between hexachordal and his [13 at the time?] year old daughter.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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As I understand it, the truth is that they had sexwhen she was 16 in the UK where 16 is the age of consent
but she's from Missouri where the age of consent is 17. If he'd actually done anything illegal there'd be a court case, instead of a series of accusations on tumblr. But why let facts get in the way of a good old-fashioned internet nonce hunt?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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Bit more to it than that, but you carry on defending an abusive rapist, dreadlocks.
After all, if anyone knows about exploiting vulnerable women, it's you.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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being the age of consent doesn't mean the sex was consensual
that aside, I agree innocent until proven guilty, but all the comments coming from the record company and his youtube associates are quite damning
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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The record label owner has pretty much said "I knew they were fucking but I thought she was older and wanted it" hasn't he?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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Either damning or pants-shitting panicking that they're ALL gonna get Yewtreed.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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I'm not going to defend their relationship as I don't think it was particularly healthy
I just think that throwing around terms like "paedophile rapist" isn't helpful, especially when coming from a likely nonce like Dr. Shambolic
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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Let's face it, given the killerkitti thing, combined with the fact that he started dating this girl when she was 15 and he was 21,
if he's not a nonce he's pushing the boundaries with all his might, at least.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:13,
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So the 'accusation' is that he had sex with someone of legal age?
And this was, seemingly, through 'coercion', and not, by any account, 'force'?
And for this, people are happy to make definitive, recorded, broadcast statements involving the words 'rapist' and 'paedophile'?
I won't try to defend sleazy behaviour, but I certainly won't defend out-and-out ignorant libel. Nor the sort of witch-hunt the internet can put on that would make a Daily Mail reader wince.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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And for this, people are happy to make definitive, recorded, broadcast statements involving the words 'rapist' and 'paedophile'?
I won't try to defend sleazy behaviour, but I certainly won't defend out-and-out ignorant libel. Nor the sort of witch-hunt the internet can put on that would make a Daily Mail reader wince.
probably best to stay off twitter if you're accused of a serious crime.
At least until youve spoken to your lawyer
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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Nope, hexachordal manipulated one of his underage fans into having sex and was supposedly incredibly abusive.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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Is this whole story Really Real, or just Internet Real?
Wait, Hexy has FANS?
HAS to be just Internet Real then.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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HAS to be just Internet Real then.
according to that twatter he's followed by Stephen Fry and Jonathan Ross
he's a proper internets star it seems
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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There's a hipster shitstorm going on on Twitter, it's well lol.
I've been winding up his biggest defenders something fierce.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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For.Fucks.Sake.
TWO FUCKING SUGGESTIONS?
Question of the Week suggestions (6991 stories), yet you pick two for us to vote for.
Hang your lazy, dog fingering heads in shame
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:07,
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Question of the Week suggestions (6991 stories), yet you pick two for us to vote for.
Hang your lazy, dog fingering heads in shame
For fuck's sake, we've been over this.
My suggestion is brilliant, why are you ignoring it?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:39,
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I don't care what the subject is as long as
it has a few words in the title.
I cant do shit puns with only one syllable to work with.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:42,
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I cant do shit puns with only one syllable to work with.
Aces
I watched Golden Army the other night, t'was ace. I felt a bit sad for the elf bloke at the end.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:25,
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At least he seems to get work
I'd feel more sorry for his brother. Or the other one. Craig was it?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:47,
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3 Foot Tall White Board Sausage Monster
I got made redundant the other day so drew this beast in permanent marker on the meeting room white board.
Click for bigger (164 kb)
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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Click for bigger (164 kb)
shit, sorry.
I shall sneak in with a cloth and some turps and amend it right away.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:15,
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nah, just draw
3 BIG pubes per ball, the others shall be mere stubble.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36,
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Dickipedia are hiring!
Now that you've got f-all to do, and clearly an ace with a marker pen, why not add some fresh dicks to our website? dickipedia.co/
Incredible flowers too. :-)
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:36,
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Incredible flowers too. :-)
Not, you understand, that I'm accusing you of spamming your website and posting pictures made by other people.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:09,
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me and my friend drew this...
and yes i'm mentioning my website again, but it IS relevant, and the guy who posted the giant dick appreciated it, so why don't you chill out?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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check out our site
all our dicks have funny names, so please come up with one and allow us to post it to our site with a credit to you?!
we'll even get our colouring-in guy to jazz it up a bit if ya fancy? :-)
Great work!
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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we'll even get our colouring-in guy to jazz it up a bit if ya fancy? :-)
Great work!
check this out CjR Mix!
Up on Dickipedia... tmblr.co/ZpW-Kv1AfyZg1 (let me know if you disapprove)
Our colourist went a bit g.a.y on this one, sorry.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Our colourist went a bit g.a.y on this one, sorry.
anyone know how i can post images so they're smaller?
sorry this one's so big - i dont want to have to download the image from the site, re-size, then upload to different hosting as it's a ballache - is there a tiny bit of html that'll resize easily?
cheers
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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cheers
you can resize with standard html tags
but that won't change the actual kb size which is the bigger problem (images should be under 100k here)
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52,
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Actually yes, everyone else here knows how to post images so they're smaller.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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Did you draw this one or was it another submitted to your website?
imjusaskin
www.b3ta.com/board/11066588
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:57,
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www.b3ta.com/board/11066588
There's two of us at dickipedia...
and one of us drew it.
We do get submissions fairly regularly through our site, most are really shit and haven't been named, so don't go up, but there have been some gems. We also work closely with illustrators on a daily basis so when they have some down-time they scribble us a dick.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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We do get submissions fairly regularly through our site, most are really shit and haven't been named, so don't go up, but there have been some gems. We also work closely with illustrators on a daily basis so when they have some down-time they scribble us a dick.
Hey Pedro I think if you set up a website and facebook page called CocKnee \o/z it would gain quickly in popularity
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Nice
I will join in to celebrate your cock!
..........mutters something inaudible about rules regarding pubic numeracy....
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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..........mutters something inaudible about rules regarding pubic numeracy....
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Amazing work, why ever did they get rid of you?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24,
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The fickle world of video game development I'm afraid
..still, at least this can go in my artist portfolio.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:27,
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hahaha, yes
I feel bad that I'm pissed off at these 'look at me without make-up' selfie's?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50,
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the reason for them has somewhat been lost
which is quite bizarre seeing as it's only a couple of years old
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:09,
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A motherfucker drink like that and he don't eat, motherfucker is going to DIE
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:12,
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Interesting idea
Wouldn't watch it though. Tarantino's an overrated cunt.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28,
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First class morning, highly recommended, 10/10 AAAAAAA++++++++
:P
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02,
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i know…poor execution...
…you're all choked up…i should be hung…etc….etc...
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:33,
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Vote Ingsoc!
"We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power."
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:47,
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the joy of a peceful life
edit *peaceful? I need some serious coffee
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:49,
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Shrewd move by Gidiot
There'll be no revolution while 'they' placate the plebs with Bingo and Beer
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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yeah, this is alright
room 101 is basically being trapped in a room with grant shapps
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:39,
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haha
this was hurriedly whacked off on my phone last night. Evil cunts even use comic sans.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:28,
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Cor blimey hats off to the Toffs for looking after us. They are true gents
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:38,
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is it just me or is the layout fucking awful?
"CUTTING THE" on one line in a different font size and colour just sits wrong to me
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:12,
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indeed
sometimes the truth is more...etc... you know the rest.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52,
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I can't take much credit
Tim Burgess (of all people) reminded me of the Orwell quote, the rest is just basic shoppage
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:13,
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Yep
So, I thought the "bingo" thing in your pic was shopped, apparently not, unfuckingbelievable.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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So, I thought the "bingo" thing in your pic was shopped, apparently not, unfuckingbelievable.
Image Challenge Vote
The choices:
Comedy as art
Re-appropriate a famous sketch, joke or comedian into some famous artwork.
Improbable Menaces
After spoons, what unexpected threat does society face next?
Two Word Challenge: Stephen King
Come up with fake book covers, parody his work, or photoshop his face.
Heavy Metal
Give everything a heavy metal makeover: cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, Satan.
Votey:
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:09,
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Comedy as art
Re-appropriate a famous sketch, joke or comedian into some famous artwork.
Improbable Menaces
After spoons, what unexpected threat does society face next?
Two Word Challenge: Stephen King
Come up with fake book covers, parody his work, or photoshop his face.
Heavy Metal
Give everything a heavy metal makeover: cats wearing bullet belts, long hair, Satan.
Votey:
On my old machine, this would already have covered all the desktop just opening the browser window
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 6:33,
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And so. goodnight
Although, I now realise that it might be found at the bottom (of the sea)
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:00,
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Although, I now realise that it might be found at the bottom (of the sea)
When I arranged my CD's in alphabetical order...
I had to throw their album away !
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:28,
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That guy in the bottom right-hand corner
Is performing sign language.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 0:19,
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loving the scuba-masked fleeing people
that must have taken a while
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:12,
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Where's the new image challenge
I think we've exhausted the deep. Overfished.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:15,
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Doge Emoji
Feel free to use wherever. Such chat, so round, very lol.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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Refreshments available from your cabin crew; Lord Lucan and Shergar.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:45,
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My money's on Michael O'Leary
Expect Ryanair to announce a new long haul destination very soon...
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:14,
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In fact I'd better give mailonline a call and get a photographer over here
I think they're still short of subject matter for tomorrow's "SHE'S GETTING BIG ON TOP NOW" nonce column
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