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# Only a few more and I'll have completed the album...

CFB
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:44, archived)
# arf : )
bit depressing tho
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Ok, seriously, was any popular 1970's celebrity not inappropriately touching everything in sight?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# all-time touching
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# even the captain was touching everywhere!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# no wonder they've got that stuffed polar bear thing instead now
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# i'm still not sure if his voice is sexy or creepy
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# obv a good decade for touching things
I was around but missed most of the action......I'm sticking to this statement
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
# say what you like about Kim Jung Un but at least he only looks at things.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# this is why they love him
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# You mean you've got sticky fingers?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Ironically it the only one who wasn't seems to be Benny Hill
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 19:02, archived)
# According to one of his long-time friends, he probably died a virgin
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# If anyone from The Goodies or Monty Python gets accused, I'll be a bit annoyed
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 20:09, archived)
#
If it was Bill Oddie I wouldn't be too surprised, though if it was Graeme or TBT, I think I may kill someone.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Tim Brooke-Taylor is 73, the age being touted by the press
as is Gorden Kaye.

Outside chance: Penelope Keith and David Jason, both only recently turned 74
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 7:38, archived)
# There's still time to place your bets
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 5:12, archived)
#
Brian Cant?Derek Griffiths?If those two are next, I'm going to get my mind wiped!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Tarby case was dropped
who's that bottom row next to the yewtree?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# The very evil Richard Stilgoe.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:25, archived)
# DLT was as good as cleared too wasn't he?
The problems with the whole YewTree thing is - mud sticks. Once your name is in the frame, it never gets out again, no matter how clean the judge shows you are.

"Accused" makes the headlines. "Cleared and Innocent" just makes page 97.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
# Is one of the missing ones
Jonathan King?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# is there nothing panini won't put on a sticker?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Of all things, the only thing panini won't make a sticker album about is panini.
IT'S TOO MUCH OF A PAIN !


(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:12, archived)
# GET OUT
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# ^___^
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:22, archived)
# But it's all wet there
I was in it earlier thinking.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:36, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
filthy child
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Lol I did a wrong!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:49, archived)
# I will never tire of this Gif.
Ever. It is B3ta.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:32, archived)
# What's Jon Snow been up to now?
(Left-most, middle row, right-hand page)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Wasn't Harris
found not guilty?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:34, archived)
# DLT not guilty but a retrial on 3 parts due
Harris not been before a Jury yet
Davison case also dropped I think
So all in all quite a dodgy picture to make :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
# On b3ta??
surely not !!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 20:08, archived)
# But Where's Edmond's?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
# He's behind you Hedgey
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
# Prince
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Hanserm :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Lionel Richie?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# censored/ uncensored
censored/ uncensored



censored/ uncensored

censored/ uncensored

censored/ uncensored

(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
# One's title is Prince, and one is funky
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:02, archived)
# One certainly likes to funk.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# What twat-matching algorithm are you using?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# all of them
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Lisa, you're tearing me apart!!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# I did not hit her, I DEEEED NAAAAHHHT
Oh, hi Mark
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# that's your name, not mine
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:31, archived)
# fame at last!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
I love that bit.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:32, archived)
# ^ llewelyn bowen
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:39, archived)
# First Peaches, Now Bruce, RIP
poor wrinkly old bastard.

 photo tumblr_n3pvz9xTkk1rvdrd1o1_1280_zps020ea441.jpg
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:03, archived)
# oh bloody hell, no
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# HE HAD HIS WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF oh wait
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Did you draw this or is it another sent in to your website/facebook page?
imjusaskin
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:12, archived)
# yeah, drew this fresh just now
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Weird. Him and Rolf on the same day
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:21, archived)
#
and not forgetting hawking and dworkin
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
# website concepts
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
# WEBSITE CONCEPTS
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:38, archived)
# concepts for a website?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:41, archived)
# wet fobs are c sit ponce?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:52, archived)
# lets face it, we were all thinking it
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
# for sure.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:38, archived)
# outrageous!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
still funny
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
# brilliant
I like how the chick on the left is clearly a slut, and it's the first time the one on the right has ever seen a penis, let alone one 60ft long.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:35, archived)
# haha - that is just perfect :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# i like the way their fingernails are digging into the glans
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Your personal life is none of our concern.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
# fock no
lol
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha, I love it
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Hope you're all wearing your tinfoil hats...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:36, archived)
# there was definitely a pandemonium in those underpants
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:42, archived)
# and some!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Teh Fear
and soiled pants. The best
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Paging Web Sheriff...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
# So gonna get caught...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# :D :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:28, archived)
# There's no evidence if I eat it!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# this'll end well
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Is he moving to Naboo....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
# I dont get it :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# I've just emailed this to his lawyer.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# I know, total shitary but I had never seen the Irish President...
...and he looks like a Gnome and Christ knows what Liz is wearing...looks like a toy range. I am sorry ok.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Cunt the fuck
Pedro says we're allowed to shop Prince now anyway
www.b3ta.com/board/11050424
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# You're not to listen to anything Pedro tells you.
In fact I don't want to you to associate with him at all, do you hear me? That boy is bad to the bone.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Terrible internet bullying :'(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:40, archived)
# IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# i think you misunderstood the context of my statement.
i meant to say that i never had sexual relations with Prince
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Ah I see just a Monica then
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
#
"Thwawwbewwy bewet..."
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:25, archived)
# wathbewwy
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:37, archived)
# ha ha!
Nice one.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 3:55, archived)
# dam, you going down - we love the web sheriff
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Curse you, tiny toilet!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Unrelated and tenuous pea for compo...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:07, archived)
# A classic
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Why, thank you.
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:49, archived)
# i like this
and have clicked thusly
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)
# No more glasses, eh?
Bionic enhancement or corrective surgery?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)
# neither
cataracts are worse, glasses are no longer helpful. i'll be having cataract surgery in a month or two, hopefully
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Here's hoping the op delivers the goods.
But bionic eyes would be the preference.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# on the plus side, i get to pretend to be a pirate for a week :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Win.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# i still want bionic eyes, though
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# I got contacts last week,
first time ever. It was like a different world man....
felt like people were looking at me or something, and then the joy of going out in the rain without a hood up... or going from cold to warm without steaming up...

Joyous :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# i can't wear contacts
my eyes are too sensitive. i probably will have glasses again when the cataracts are done, but hopefully not as strong
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
# I got my first ever galsses just before Christmas, distance pair and reading pair...
Biggest shock was looking in the mirror after a shave and seeing all that i'd been missing for years, Not one person had told what a manky looking bastard I had been looking
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
25 years i've been wearing the damn things
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Like fucking Yoda you sound!
I've also past that old age milestone of becoming so old I bought a cardigan because I liked it ;-(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# i've never bought a cardigan
i own three, but i've never bought one
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# I'm a fucking convert I fucking love my cardigan!
So much so I bought an identical second one :-)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# is it grey?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# it is! dark grey charcole, how the fuck you knew that I don't know. I wanted the black one but being end of season they had sold out
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# men have grey cardies
or those weird biscuit-coloured ones. women have pink or navy blue
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)
# I usually only wear all black everything (Except jeans), but settled for this as it's dark grey and I liked the shape.....
mate of mine wears those biscuit beige brown and khaki ones. everything he has is that colour he looks like a fucking boring old grandad
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)
# buy him a flat cap and see if he takes the hint
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# He describes himself as that!
He doesn't like to stand out in the crowd :-)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)
# weird
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Auto-Click!
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Afternoon, Ninj.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Arfnoon Cap'n
\o/
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:12, archived)
# Can you design your own is all I want to know...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# do you do banana flavour?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Can I have a half and half ??
*click*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Mmmm, bannana flavour
Nice work Captain
(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Thank you for the FP.
x.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw a little green man today
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Very good
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# lovely
great perspective work
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:22, archived)
# the "vanishing point" was the best invention I ever made
before that everything was cock-eyed
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
# The correct term is fanny-visioned.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# wunderbar
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:34, archived)
# O hai Koit!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Ah man
that's a bit of nostalgia right there.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Splendid! :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Needs more
giant teddy bears and music.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:49, archived)
# haha yes
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Brilliant !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
# :D nicely done
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:30, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:31, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:31, archived)
# I knew I'd seen something similar before!
But I ploughed on regardless
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
# "Bet you a thousand pounds you can't reach the meat on the top shelf."
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Not taking that bet...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:41, archived)
# ...the brisket is out of my reach.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
# pfft :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:58, archived)
# IRL Duh-huh-huh-huhs :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 18:48, archived)
# its a picture
used the un-lie filter in photoshop on this,
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Very subtle
woo :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:13, archived)
# why isn't she in prison?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:22, archived)
# because lolitics
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:23, archived)
# yep
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Same reason the IRA are having dinner with the Queen tonight.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Nice. Took me a sec.
...also I don't know who she is, but I'm sure she's a rotter.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:22, archived)
# it's Keith Chegwin in a frock
here he is without make up
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
# HA! So it is
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Or a cabbage patch doll...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# aha ha ha ha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
# I like this so much...
...can we have an image challenge where everyone is a cabbage patch doll, I may die laughing tho if it happens.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
#
Search google with this image gave a few results indicating the name Maria Miller. Some Tory lotics thing.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:30, archived)
# speaking as a qualified embezzler I approve of this post
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha you big silly
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:15, archived)
# hee hee,
think that on anything like that I see.

Not to do it, you understand.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, archived)
# plaque-free nipsy
look on the bright side :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:18, archived)
#
I thought it was vagina dentata
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:36, archived)
# great expression
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, archived)
# teatree oil soap has roughly the same effect
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:55, archived)
# STOP SHOVING THINGS UP YOUR ARSE
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:03, archived)
# stay away from my coke
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
#
coke cake. By the size of that thing :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:45, archived)
#
And Yewtree oil soap even more so.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Haha top silly
Ning
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Bloody hell - that's a Jim Davidson joke
from about 20 years ago !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
# I think it's a hell of a lot older than that.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Quite possibly :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:55, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] er
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:03, archived)
# er
deserves a reply :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:05, archived)
# Eldritch Obamination
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 2:04, archived)
# quick and dirty post before bed :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 2:04, archived)
# jebus!
nightmare cheers
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 2:47, archived)
# THIS HELPS ME IN MY TIMES OF FEAR...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 4:21, archived)
# last time i went with my wife to the outlaw's house i had to sit through this shit splat of a film
if that's not bad enough i had to sit through fucking ben hur too
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 8:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
# YES!
 
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:24, archived)
# He's a cheery zombie
Woo nicely
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:29, archived)
# O hai Rev Jesse!
(You may consider that a compliment)

WOO!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:31, archived)
# niiiice!
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's the way Republicans see him anyway.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:49, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Blimey, Arseface from Preacher's got old.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Made the switch from acrylics to oil paint.
Finding it a lot harder tbh, but here's a progress pic while waiting for it to dry up a little.
Arsty fartsy

Click for bigger (292 kb)

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Great stuff :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:59, archived)
# cheers
although I've been really disappointed in my efforts so far. It's really a lot harder than it looks. I suppose it's a lot to do with practice though as well.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 0:08, archived)
# You, Sir, have more patience than I.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 0:17, archived)
# I'm an animator though
so I suppose I'm used to doing one drawing after another.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 0:54, archived)
# 'Kin awesome.
Keep going.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 1:08, archived)
# cheers
I will, I will! XD I have to learn this or it'll drive me nuts
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 2:49, archived)
# paintz
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 3:52, archived)
# Do you do commissions ?
Seriously and I'm willing to pay into the hundreds of ยฃs.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:29, archived)
# ha, no sorry
not yet at least, I don't think I'm good enough yet for that.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Very woo
but about time you had some lovely ladies sit for you tbh ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:39, archived)
# I'm working toward that
I am : )
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
# very nicely done
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
# nice
I know you're not asking, but my advice would be make sure you've got light lights and dark darks it adds a sense of depth to the painting.
'Peaks and troughs' as an old art teacher once taught me.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:18, archived)
# thatnks, it's a good point
I need to go over it and fix a few problems so I will fix that too...I hope :P
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
# ay up
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:51, archived)
# Don't make me wait, don't make me wait, Ejaculaaate.....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 2:38, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 7:17, archived)
# Good bit of daffynition that.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Also, "Twerk"
Where a Yorkshireman goes every morning Monday - Friday
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Deletes - What a Geordie switches on to see in the dark !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Ticket to hull!

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:38, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 0:31, archived)
# and it would happen on a monday...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 7:01, archived)
# That is very sudden and unexplained !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Good Evening..
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Julius?
WOO!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
# SIEZE HER!!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Pfft
You silly
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# what would you do for a Klowndick Bar?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Man, that crunchy mint and crab filling? I'd crawl through broken glass..
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# i would suck the the dick of the dog that pissed on my car tyre
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:00, archived)
# again
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 6:06, archived)
# Places I would not put me spam truncheon #143.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Like getting fruity with a cheesegrater..
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:51, archived)
# I'm sure there would be several grapes of wrath with that one.
Tenuous joke is tenuous.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll upset your stomach...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:33, archived)
# :|
;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Cock-eyed effort.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Moisture goes deep at the moment as I have leak in the flat
Bellend can wait for attention
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Elton John's glasses?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:49, archived)
# I have the ringle in my head now...
"maybe it's Gay Bell End".
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:20, archived)

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