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# beard
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:32, archived)
# Going by the number of flies he has in orbit around him
I suspect he's smelling a bit "funky" too....

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Oh and does anyone know
what the dickery-doo is wrong with B3tards? I can't upload?

Where are all you cool kids hosting your puerile digital images now?

Edit: If all B3tards needs is CA$H, then I'll happily divvy up a few quid, it's served me well over the years so I'm happy to pay it back.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:02, archived)
# idiots ruined it
by entering usernames in to see who foolishly set their password as their username *cough* I Did *cough*
Then changed pictures etc.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:26, archived)
# :( i hate having to use tinypic,
bring the tards back!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:29, archived)
# yes
a simple 'enter email to confirm' to re-open a previously used account would work fine.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Didn't you get the memo, no one gives a shit about b3ta any more, uscopyingr3ddit is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Indeed :(
photo usvsthemb3ta1_zps6afc4a87.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:07, archived)
# It's not b3ta that's been forsaken, it's the people who post here.
He wants to cut us off like a cancerous cock. He's only interested in those of us who want to help him with his new shit.
Frankly, I don't really blame him. This place ran it's course years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:41, archived)
# No, cant blame him.
But what are people like me meant to do? Where can I go?
I dont have the l33t nerd skills, or the words and shit to post on there.
And I'm FAR too right wing to write anything 'hip' like what there is over there..
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:03, archived)
# when you click 'post a new image' at the top there
you get an option to switch to image mode and then from there you can select an image to upload.
when you want to find those images for reply purposes you click 'my images' which is next to the search button
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:31, archived)
# You sir, are a genius.
But I have no 'my images' button, but thats OK. I have mine stored elsewhere if needed, and I try not to repost so all is well again :)

Ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:37, archived)
# ah, meant to reply to the M of chutney
who asked the question. I just remembered using this uploader a few years ago and found it still works
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Oh. I see...
Something wrong with replying to ME is there.

:(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:07, archived)
# nah
only something went wrong

(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
#
Thats what my parents said...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:23, archived)
# :D that's a great look, it could catch on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:41, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
First Versions - Show us the failed first attempts at inventing everyday household items (Munsta)
Clarkson - The best man ever? Or a supertwat. YOU decide... (robneymcplum)
Illustrate modern problems - Like not being able to keep up with a checkout operator's speed of scanning as you pack (Jabberwoc)
Eat - One word challenge, nom nom nom





Voting closes first thing tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:31, archived)
# Yay! I got the first vote :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:43, archived)
# you got the first vote wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Well,
I voted for me, obviously. But reckon 1st versions will win.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Clarkson! Clarkson! Clarkson!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Clarkson's Top Gear persona is boss, otherwise he's an unremarkable tory twat.
Frst vrsns pls
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:38, archived)
# for once I voted
and that's my one vote on 'eat'
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 May 2014, 16:06, archived)
# using my vote to make it neck and neck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Never normally vote
as I rarely contribute to the challenges, but seriously? Clarkson? Fuck that. Like Paxman he's somehow managed to make a career out of being a boorish arrogant twat and his persistent and incomprehensible presence already fills me with dismay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 7 May 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Which we can satirise with surgical precision
But there's not much mileage in it (pun there by the grace of god)
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 7 May 2014, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(patella, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:52, archived)
# is that Rob's girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:18, archived)
# not enough red wine or kebab
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:24, archived)
# his guyfriend
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:36, archived)
#
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 2:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 May 2014, 1:25, archived)
# wow, nothing new since before midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:23, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:23, archived)
# B3RTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:41, archived)
# many happy candles to you
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 May 2014, 8:53, archived)
# Fried up another year on the slow stove of life
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 May 2014, 10:07, archived)
# YAOFF
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:07, archived)
# the rest fell into the crack of dawn
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:36, archived)
# 4eva n r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:32, archived)
# Anyone know if Robtoo can be bothered to fix b3tards? Wouldn't blame him if he thought fuckit tbh (I would)
Hope it's fixed though, delete the responsible cunts b3tard account, pass the IP to Rob/mods here and have their b3ta account banned aswell :)
Love
Hitler
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:31, archived)
#
they dont even need to be a member, just enter someones username on here randomly in b3tards, see if they used their name as their password on there, like I did and others, and access all their pictures from from here, there.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Meeses
Let them eat cheese illustration for Aspect Design
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:26, archived)
# and sheepses too! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Who needs brakes when you've got CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
# tour brie france
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Sadly, that route becomes very busy later and turns into a rat run
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Signs! Any excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Well, if we're going there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Signs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Colin loves cheese!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Then he'd love this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 7 May 2014, 3:42, archived)
# 42...


(PS. Is b3tards borked? I can't upload anything there at the moment)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 7 May 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 7 May 2014, 23:50, archived)
#
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:54, archived)
# nice!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:33, archived)
#
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hellooooo….
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:37, archived)
# "I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. I chose FUCK."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:48, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 May 2014, 23:55, archived)
# SINK A FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
# They breed in the sewers.
Flying up peoples toilets and infringing their personal freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 May 2014, 18:03, archived)
# i blame that film that had all them kids badgering their parents to buy them pet junkies
then when they couldn't handle them any more they just flushed 'em all down the toilet causing this modern day epidemic. thanks, capitalism.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:51, archived)
# well, funny earlier...
And not related to the image challenge.

photo 7fcda480-8f74-46ca-8e17-41385e1d3241_zpse304ad79.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 May 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Must *click* for Flan...
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:19, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 May 2014, 1:48, archived)
#
candley candley WhooP!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 7 May 2014, 2:14, archived)
# Like all aquatic mammals, he must surface to breathe.
Also: 4hrs without a new post on a weeknight? Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:06, archived)
# he needs a portable walrus polishing kit
guaranteed to clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:12, archived)
# An essential piece of kit, and no mistaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
# indeed
it's my 7th B3taday tomorrow, ready the dragons! now i'm off to my luxurious hotel bedroom to sleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:20, archived)
# G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Bill Ward looking bored in a Ford with a sword bought from a Nord.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Was the Nord on a Fjord?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:15, archived)
# He was. Growing a gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:26, archived)
# oh my word! how absurd!
case closed! m'lord!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Counsel for the defence is floored!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Oh my Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Most silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Before playing a gourd.
Bill Ward is also the name of a 'saucy' cartoonist - google image search and cheapies galore!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Maybe he's a time-travelling chameleon Zelig-type.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ward_(actor)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Wow,
he's almost done a clean sweep of appearing in every British soap... wonder if you get a certificate for that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Or certified?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:44, archived)
# oh my Lord -- not a word
Or he'll choke you with a cord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
# the gnawed gaudy gourd ignored bored Ward's naughty Nord sword
(patella, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:33, archived)
# "FRAUD!" a watching* Odin roared...
*with one eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Draw everything you ever wanted..hmm


Click for bigger (228 kb)

(cochsedd, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:49, archived)
# he wanted a worm in a bone with a hat
who doesn't at that age?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Weeeee-aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:15, archived)
# CHEMTRAILS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:30, archived)
# SHARKS IN CHEMTRAILS LOOK UP
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Arkansas Tour 2014

source
it's a memey day in pictures at the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Ed Milliband and Staff selfie

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:24, archived)
# And they say the Etch-a-sketch is dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I miss all image editing softwares that are not the MS Paint
and enough time to play with them

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:45, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:51, archived)
# You CANNOT get rid of shark infestations with ordinary pesticide.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Noice

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] honestly, this like, totally, happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Woah threadrush!!
\o/ ning YW
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, archived)
# I can only assume
everyone logged on, saw my masterpiece, then packed up their photoshops and pencils and went home.
ning back atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Tiny helicopter rescues midget. read all about it.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:03, archived)
# it's just perspective.
that and black and white times were different times.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:15, archived)
# I grew up when the world was in black and white.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:25, archived)
# was it just like the books?
I mean, the black and white books obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:27, archived)
# It was like looking at the world through two jam jars full of dirty dish water.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:36, archived)
# wowwww....
tell us more old wizard, or tell us some, then stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:22, archived)
# I predict you will meet a tall dark stranger
carrying a scythe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:43, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# "Who ya callin' Ning FOOL?!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# :D Have a tenuous tea link I've not had an excuse to post yet
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:32, archived)
# how many more like this are waiting in the wings?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Too busy to make any more now
The Nasti party were kind enough to post their propaganda through my post box which contains a Freepost address to contact them:

Cornwall Conservatives, Freepost RTCH-KEGH-BERG, Kingsley Village, Penhale, Fraddon, St Columb, TR9 6NA

Too good an opportunity to miss, all suggestions welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# send them the yellow pages
one page at a time, or 10 books at a time - the choice is yours
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
# :D *Orders 1000 envelopes on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Send a brick...
with a note attached asking to kindly chuck it through their own window.

ANY junk mail that comes through my door will always have those Freepost envelopes and\or addresses reused. I assume that if these people want to stick their junk through my door, they are happy to pay for more junk through their own door. Love stuffing those envelopes with pizza menus making sure they are then thick enough to go up a few postal categories. Or just plain taping them to the yellow pages.

Have also sent them random oversized\overweight objects. All part of the fun. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Adds to list :)
Yellow Pages
Brick
Dried cow pat
Old toilet brush
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:17, archived)
# He is such a T-Bag!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Tea fear!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:59, archived)
# 8O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Mmmmm...first cup of sewage is always the best...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
# 1 poop or 2?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 May 2014, 5:39, archived)
# Quite good!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 5:55, archived)
# he'll have someones eye out with that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:06, archived)
# Excellent mood
What is he looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:12, archived)
# a nice quiet spot to take a dump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:47, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:48, archived)
# Fine stuff
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:48, archived)
# Very nice
Is the tree face (with hooked nose) intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Super duper!
:D *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:37, archived)
# I see faces
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:08, archived)
# A strange lack of sexy Nazi nuns in this one
Good, nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:06, archived)
# He didn't like an over cooked boiled egg.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Doomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:19, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:17, archived)
# lovely
(patella, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Dépêche Mode ...
"It means hurried fashion or fashion dispatch. I like the sound of that."
Martin L. Gore, May 1985
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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Tue 6 May 2014, 1:51, archived)
# Enjoy the stir fry
Looks like the years of drug abuse are catching up with Dave
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] El Rojo. The closet monster.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Mothballs get rid of these. Very fiddly, mothballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:53, archived)
# fiddly : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 1:51, archived)
# The cupboard cnut!
Creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:24, archived)
#
The creeping cunt
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Was thinking the other day Rob must be 'The Most Shopped Ginger In The World'
We just need someone sad enough to compile them all for Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:41, archived)
# I wonder if he ever gets offended? We can only pray.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Haha
He doesn't love us anymore :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:30, archived)
# :D We need a 'challenge entry' thingy to submit all our Rob pics, would be ace to get him in Guinness Book of Records - he might love us again
would be ace to get him in Guinness Book of Records - he might love us again
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Definitely! That would be great! The Great Rob Challenge! Re-posts welcome! And a big Wooooooooo
Hit me with your best shot, fire awaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:51, archived)
# I shall form this into some kind of alt image challenge suggestion when I can string more than 1 sentence together :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Let's kick it off with a thread rush! It would be Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Dave Mustaine on a train to Spain in the rain with his massive brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:31, archived)
# that's insane
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:34, archived)
# it needs more crane
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Such disdain.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:30, archived)
# At least he's not vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Oh do refrain
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Ooooooh, sorry, Alex Zane..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:49, archived)
# He looks bald. He needs Rogaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 May 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Bonus points for the outline
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:35, archived)
# why is it always raining.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 5 May 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Oh my fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:26, archived)
# This is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha, top work
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Why is is always Spaining etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 May 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Online payment services...
...are getting very "niche" these days.



Click for pointlessly bigger image and no chance to win £1000!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:55, archived)
# I wish some bastard would pay me
but that probably means more whoredom

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:57, archived)
# But what about Colin?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
# I hear he makes enough
with back street suckysucky!
But I may be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Are you
speaking from personal experience?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:34, archived)
# As always
a few of the lurkers love it
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Well
Colin is hot stuff!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:05, archived)
# They love them some Colin
Even more so than my bummage services
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Yes
Pay me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Beware the Farridge!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Fears
aarrgghhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 May 2014, 23:42, archived)
# afternoon b3ta
another bank holiday sat on photoshop :P



(also is b3tards down or something? it would not accept any uploads 0.o)
(orbojunglist, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Freddie Mercury?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Ha was thinking the same but
couldn't come up with a fisting rent boys arseholes punchline
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:25, archived)
# footage of the time he invented those square milk cartons.
(orbojunglist, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:51, archived)
# I want to break blocks......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:09, archived)
# sorry to hear that
hope the condition passes quickly by
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11076122
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Damn squirrels.
(orbojunglist, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:52, archived)
# I did that in B&Q once, they were furious
yeah, b3tards is closed until further notice I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Is that due to the troll?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 5 May 2014, 19:44, archived)
# couldn't say
I wondered if it was but not had a reply to any queries
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:04, archived)
# Nicely, if only a real giant would do that to the flats round here.
Also: Why does anyone use b3tards? The b3ta uploader works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
# habit, from when the b3ta uploader didn't work :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Indeed
I am a creature of habit, so I miss B3tards. Not that I upload much.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Nice.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:08, archived)
# they're egg cartons it's all faked
his great great grandfather did this for a living and the strong family tradition survives to this day....and he's not gay even though you can tell he is*

*punching egg cartons is gay by default
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Hulk Hogan's favourite dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:30, archived)
# What a flaming homosexual, I bet he sticks his willy in other mens' bottoms and waggles it around.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 5 May 2014, 20:01, archived)
# whoah, nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 May 2014, 1:39, archived)
# If you look closely, this is in the baggage sorting area at Heathrow
and all those items are boxes labelled "fragile".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it or hate it, it'll eat you for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# i fucking love this!
also, i was in a silly mood last night and i was eating squid, which resulted in me opening the door to my neighbour with a startled look on my face and tentacles poking out of my mouth! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
Zalgo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# i do love squid
£4 for a nice big bag of prepared and frozen squid from tesco, which means hot and spicy thai squid noodle soup for tea for 4 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
# baby octopus for me
shallow fried or barbecued. Not that they're actually babies, they're just a tiny wee species
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:41, archived)
# i used to buy them by the jar
i don't mind them shallow fried, but i'm not a fan of barbecueing them, not into that smoky taste. that's why i do a lot of thai stuff, it's nice and hot, but the taste is a lot cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 May 2014, 15:53, archived)
# pretty much :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:01, archived)
# if it tastes nice, eat the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Duckling and orange pate. Mmmmmmmm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# braised rib of tadpole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:30, archived)
# give it the knife
it can spread itself on the toast
(patella, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:44, archived)
# he can see in 3squiddlydiddly

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Oh, daaaahling, they're faaaabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Nicely that :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Beautifully (Love)crafted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:53, archived)
# The Yeast in The Cave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:35, archived)
#
yum yum yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 5 May 2014, 21:30, archived)
# FP!
Thanks for all the kind words, b3tans :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:19, archived)
# hahah
nice font matching algorithm etc
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
# That's lovely that
where can I buy one? I bet they make delicious pets.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# How Facebook makes me feel
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:16, archived)
# why has this sort of crap suddenly reappeared all over facebook?
it's like everyone suddenly got nostalgic for how the Internet used to be 10 years ago

also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:23, archived)
# It never went away...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Walnuts are not nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Spring smells are not random skyward looking women with their eyes shut
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# haahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:47, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Not even just after you've chloroformed them?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Always an exception.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:51, archived)
# i actually did the LoTR one
apparently, i'm the eye of sauron.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:57, archived)
# You can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:04, archived)
# so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Ointment is not lube
Repeat after me ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:16, archived)
# nor is mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:21, archived)
# It mayo may not be
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# you're pushing your luck now, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# what type of COAD are you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.
My life is my own.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
# All very commendable, but let's be practical: I'm interested in facts.
Your only chance to get out of here is to give them to me. And if you don't give them, I'll take them.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 5 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Leave him alone!
He's not a facts machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 May 2014, 19:47, archived)

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