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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ZX SPECTRUM

This weeks image challenge is anything and everything to do with the beloved Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
Celebrate Sir Clive's computer revolution, rejoice at the games of Ultimate and mock the pitiful colours and tape loading errors.
Suggested by Monkeon ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)
#
...another image challenge for the 40 +
(Still, at least it's not Smash Hits again)
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
# im early 30's and know what's being talked about
so we should be ok. I had an Amstrad 464 with the green screen. still do.
many the evening playing roland in the caves or roland on the ropes, harrier attack, even had a version of back to the future part 3, but that too at least an hour to load up... good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Then I must have just missed it...
I'm just upset that Office Stationery didn't win.
(And yes HT, I know I can make pictures anyway)
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
# it was a tie between them both
so I voted speccy and have added Office Equipment to my "second place second chance" list
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
# will that appear on b3ta+1
or be available on catch up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
# the link to it will be in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)
# well then, I shall play the waiting game.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# "The waiting game sucks, lets play hungry hungry hippos."
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Those hippos were bulimic.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:59, archived)
# hmm... it's a little quiet, if you know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Think yourself lucky
There was no internets, computers were fucking shit and Thatcher was cunting the working class
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
# I counted 10 votes for 1 and 2 did God get the casting vote?
*couldn't be bothered to recount to see if my shit maths skills were correct
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# as a non-participant commentator, I voted twice just to make sure
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11096404
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Is there an unwritten law against two image challenges at once?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)
# could be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)
# We used to have two challenges at once, we used to have a b3tards and a newsletter too.
Since the only "prize" for the image challenge is a mention in the newsletter, the entire thing is completely redundant. Don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:24, archived)
# ah I see
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)
# spectrums were for cunts
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 4:42, archived)
# LIVE FREE OR DIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 5:33, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 5:40, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bUG6jhT2W4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 7:06, archived)
# YES!!
("This is: a normal post")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
#
and, b3ta.com/calendar/event/25313
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:47, archived)
# now all we need is a horse is a alien and the response so far could get a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
# givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:49, archived)
# I hope maybe my leg had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:57, archived)
# what really happened
they found out later he was using the wrong size hammer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# i suggest drilling first

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:27, archived)
# hard to believe this is the internet
..it only seems like yesterday that the wheel was invented.He must have made a fortune that guy.Soz....I'm rambling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:40, archived)
# nice pump-action penis btw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:02, archived)
# it's not a penis, it's just a unique magenta tube of toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Andy Warhol is wishing he'd done one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 2:25, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 5:54, archived)
# Sever public trust, Subjugate the innocent, Flout the law.


Click for bigger (203 kb)
(pi bennett, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
# "Slap Ma Boob!"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:46, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)
# After the watershead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# great skills
but think what you are doing with your life. If you die tomorrow this will be how you are remembered
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 5:55, archived)
# This is how i want to be remembered
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Is it for a game?
Do you get paid ยฃ30K ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Still awaiting cheque....
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:03, archived)
# pew pew pew!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:45, archived)
# looks like he's in the Resogun zone to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:57, archived)
# reminds me of the old arcade game Defender.
that robot noise at the start of the level was hypnotic to me in 1980 :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUlS_cSMoE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:13, archived)
# I used to love this game. Regular scores into the 200,000 range. I thought I was the man!
Then I watched some Chinese lad in a central London arcade roll the clock on one...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)
# shattered dreams :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:21, archived)
# Defender is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:21, archived)
# It's a bit too slow and rythmic.
Must be Janey Thomson's Marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:05, archived)
# I'd struggle to do up a bow tie whilst watching hulk-on-smurf porn too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha
especially not around your neck

*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Cunt him in
the digital fuck, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:15, archived)
# perhaps the greatest advancements mankind has ever seen?
one of the greatest advancements to befall mankind
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
#
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
# haha the revenge sequal is always fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Surely it'd be a Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
# D'oh!
missed a trick there :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
# It's a play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Thou art low on cyan
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Can't find anything similar for Canon :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Ooh, Canon, that's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:06, archived)
# haha looks like I missed 2 ewxcellent pun printers. D'ouble D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:28, archived)
# New Facebook logo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)
# *signs up*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
# /YourMum ???
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# You know who else says Amirite?
MY MOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
#
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Haven't slept in days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)
# You prefer....
sleeping at night?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:42, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/idXb92W.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)
# damn my hearing
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# later on I'll be doing the Spice bucket challenge
And after smoking a bucket of spice, I will fly to the centre of the universe, where I will converse with Buddha and see/ feel/ hear/ touch/ taste every colour that ever was and ever will be, as I reconnected with the one true consciousness that is everyone one of us, the universe and ultimate love
I nominate humanity to come join me
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
# visual representation
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Shortly followed by the doorbell ringing
and an intense onslaught of paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:25, archived)
# In your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Don't worry,
once it's featured on an episode of Family Guy, it'll stop instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:29, archived)
# =)
That show still on?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:32, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
The secret adventures of office equipment - lots of opportunity for stop frame animation (Lorem ips...)
ZX Spectrum - old scond place option, will it win this time? (monkeon)
Hipster WW2 propaganda - Shoreditch design the way to war (stonersmurf)
Museums - Make them more exciting (dolphinwhisperer)



reply with your answer challenge starts tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 7:47, archived)
# Option 1 pls
it will give me something productive to do at work
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
# I recently discovered that we still have a fax.
This isn't a vote ... but if anybody wants me to fax them a photocopy of my balls just lead leave your number below.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
# do you have to feed them in to the machine?
or does it just scan them with radiation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)
# I think they'll fit down the slot if I put them through the laminator first
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# very wise, should protect them from internet viruses and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)
#
Fax: 020 7219 0918
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Anyone know where I can buy a fax?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 4:30, archived)
# Can't we have "grow virtual swastikas" compo?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
# I've said before, you don't need to wait for a competition to post photos of your blooms
edit - oh virtual, I thought you had an actual garden of them. Rubbish, that's not even trying.
Here's mine yy2.staticflickr.com/1239/1373660586_8d418d263c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:18, archived)
# Will the winning image get into the Newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)
# doesn't it every week?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# into the what whatter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
# Yeah, if I put some time into this I'd like some recognition for it, and maybe money
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)
# no glory, no having fun and joining in, thems the rules
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:55, archived)
# Work makes you free, innit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
# Not that I'm saying rob is worse than Hitler, but, you know, he is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:02, archived)
# I think we're all worse than Hitler in our own little way
my watercolours are quite poor in comparison for example
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Upvoted.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Option B
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 8:52, archived)
# The secret adventures of office equipment
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)
# 1, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# I can hear the music as he walks
/possibly having a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
# haha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)
# erm...


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)
# One, 1, won.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Juan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Option 1 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
# The secret adventures of office equipment please
also wtf are hipsters?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, archived)
# a style of underpant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks for the 'brief' explanation, underwear would make a good challenge achly
underwear would make a good challenge achly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Spectrum
Only because I ran a company that produced crap games that was bundled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Really, which one?
(Asks author of Spectrum Game-of-the-Year 2011).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Target Software.
We also sold code for magazines that were 2 or 3 pages long that produced a couple of blocks on the screen that zoomed around and did nothing much at all really. Easy dosh. Those were the days. Sinclair were just down the road from where I lived too so that was rather handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Interesting. Never actually heard of it though!
Can't find much of a record at World-of-Spectrum either, apart from a few small ads.
You've been systematically erased from history!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:03, archived)
# You absolute rotter. I spend days typing your bloody programs into my Speccy only to find they didn't work.
Bug finding was much more fun than the resultant game. Sorry. I imagined Gears of War and got Wilf. Well, 3D Monster Maze.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
# I thought the bundled games were Space Invaders and Pacman clones from Bug Byte.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Depends which bundle we're talking about.
You never know, he could have written Thro'-The-Wall, Make-a-Chip or even that all-time classic, Survival.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# oh shit ... I'd totally forgotten the awesomeness* of the software starter cassette
* not awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# That's because your biorythms are out of step.
There's a Speccy BASIC prog that can fix that...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)
# I've organised the last thirty years of my life with random sine waves ... much more reliable than horoscopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:22, archived)
# I'll vote ZX, whatever that entails!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:11, archived)
# manic miner falling perpetually into Eugene's Lair while 8 bit Status Quo look on.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# 1
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# my vote goes to 1 or 3 -- whichever has more votes at closing time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
# I vote for whatever Pedro doesn't vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:25, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah,...funny stuff*
*not really though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
# ZX Spectrum!
Always FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I'm not sure which type of product I would like to not produce here buckshee.
I hear there's a "parallel project" which pays handsomely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Option B!!!!
And would it be possible to have a newsletter this week?
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
# 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 17:34, archived)
# fuck
This is too hard. Waah waah waaaah...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Office Equipment !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)
# F
museums please

so much room to play

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:44, archived)
# Minecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 4:28, archived)
# ZX Pectrum splease
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 7:49, archived)
# The Bucket Challenge Warning - make sure you don't freeze the whole bucket.


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(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 23:27, archived)
# You realy killed the board, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:34, archived)
# ...by that; i mean, i think everyone tried this, and killed themselves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:40, archived)
# aww man, they've got a freeze o matic!
lucky sods...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Sexy nuns playing rugby + Thom Yorke breastfeeding a polecat
With thanks to mediocre and Wasp Box! :D


stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:57, archived)
# LEAVE THOM ALONE YOU MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Also:
isn't that some kind of bedpan the nun in black is carrying?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)
# nuns love a game of piss chase
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:09, archived)
# As well as the regulation stilettos
nun-rugby requires you play with a bedpan instead of a ball

A lot of teeth get knocked out during a match, not to mention the occasional bloody death
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:09, archived)
# send it to Radiohead for their next album cover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Yorke would probably send it back demanding another polecat.
Because just feeding one isn't nice enough. It's amazing he can spare the protein really.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:30, archived)
# friggin HAWT!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:40, archived)
# YUP
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
# That's actually a young Nick Griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
# the nips outta him!
like the end of a bunsen burner hose!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)
# you're the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
# i dunno..

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Silliness I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Donald! Put your clothes on!
...oh wait. That's no use
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Daisy Duck was easily the sexiest Disney girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:10, archived)
# *sings*
"Donald where's your troosers..."
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Sorry it's so late.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The clone tool is strong in this one...
I even downloaded a new font!

(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Oooooooh, I say...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Brilliant
(cvindin, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 2:34, archived)
# Now that's clever.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not even how you pronounce 'wrath', you fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:35, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Pfft! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Have my work in progress
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
# well that's very much graping my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:51, archived)
# ha, ha, ha, ha,,, ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
# I hope they don't overturn their wrathft
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# "I would like to nominate, The Girl with a Pearl Earring, the wee guy out of The Scream, oh and Whistler's mother"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:54, archived)
# wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:56, archived)
# haha good one - raising ebola awareness throughout the Louvre
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Yay!
Quite a nice water colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:34, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Bumfinger
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:10, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Such a Mona...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Nice one, and congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:30, archived)
# Smashing.
m pl
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:19, archived)
# That raised a smile!
But not on her, the mardy cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahaha that is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:58, archived)
# good stuff
(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:46, archived)
# This is
a thing of beauty
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:05, archived)
#
โ€ข

been a while since I posted (b3ta blocked in work Edit: heh beta blocked..). But am delayed on a train so have some of this.
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
# wow!
skillz, you shouldn't be a job where this much win is forbidden
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Woo very nicely
try the b3ta mirrors: I think they might be jelly* or trifle*
*could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:47, archived)
# I know this is weird
but she looks kinda... ya know... 'would' afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:36, archived)
#
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Woo nice
:D
(herman:D, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Good luck to Scotland either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Thanks
(a humble reindeer herder serial milk-drinker, compulsive liar., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Nah
fuck 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:29, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# He started it.
And the voice off that Flash advert is now more fucking annoying than if they'd hired June Sarpong to replace the GoCompare tenor. 100% Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Oh yes. I well hate both of those.
And those bloody phone game ads from King dot con.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:39, archived)
# :D My 'favourite' annoying ad at the minute is Pronamel
The one where the fake dentist has no fucking eyebrows and drawn them on with a magic marker instead, I can't stop staring at them :S
Her name is Vinnie Thandi apparently https://twitter.com/1vinnie1
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Brows by Pentel.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:09, archived)
# I feel bad now apparently she slipped and fell on her
NO!
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Is that the really badly dubbed one?
Never mind, all toothpaste ads are either badly dubbed or jarringly edited. Seeing someone cut off mid-sentence is one thing on the news, but in a scripted advert?!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Normally the result of a cheapskate client and a shit agency
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# looks a bit Kim Kardashianish
ick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:56, archived)
# wtf is a Kim Kardashianish?
sounds itchy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yes!
I fucking hate that fucking advert. Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Cheese it Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:35, archived)
# You'll
never take me alive, copper!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I was JUST about to make a comment on how today is your b3taday!!!!
And here you are!

XXXXXX hope today is all kinds of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
# \o/
So far, so good. I have the day off, which is never a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Happy waxstix!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# happy candlez : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Sing yourself "happy birthday"
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# ha ha, my screen was being a bit shit for a moment and I couldn't see the gun
So I thought he was having a crafty tug out the back window...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:54, archived)
# yea it went a bit crappy
you can see it on the original version..the colours aren't as bright
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
# That's
your idea of a 'crafty' tug?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)
# I've seen one of his "explicit" tugs. The image will never leave anybody in that Post Office queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha, nice
Barry Chuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Barry Chuckle fact
he's the getaway driver for 90% of all armed robberies in London
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:01, archived)
# :D
pew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)

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