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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
FIRE! - It's bonfire night soon, set fire to stuff (monkeon)
Album art in history - (monkeon)
Carry on filming - Carry-on-ify every film ever (colon dee)
Pirates Vs... - Pirates love a fight, pit them against ninjas, sea monsters, mictoboy (baying cyber-mob)



reply to vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 7:35, archived)
# Pirates Vs...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:02, archived)
# Colour in the ebola
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:08, archived)
# Pirates setting fire to albums
and filming it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:25, archived)
# Never too much Carry on?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:58, archived)
# Didn't think this would come true when I made this a few years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:23, archived)
# yar
so it be pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure my suggestion was Carry On Star Wars
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:10, archived)
# it was, but as you know and can see in Qs post above it has been done
and expanding it to all films means people who hate Star Wars can take part too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:20, archived)
# I've never seen Star Wars. Not any of them.
I know some of the characters and scenes only because of this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:43, archived)
# They're brilliant
if you suffer from insomnia
works every time for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:29, archived)
# The irony of all this is completely lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Nothing to see...
Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Gotta be
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:05, archived)
# I think FIRE!, therefore I probably am
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Fire ftw¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Carry On Carrying on :)
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Carry On


I might get my minimalist Carry On posters finished while we're at it, they technically fit the challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:03, archived)
# fire!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:11, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:13, archived)
# album art in history
ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO :(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Album art.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Allbum
nopirates(ever)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:23, archived)
# 3 for me. I need a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:32, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:38, archived)
# I'm not allowed to set fire to stuff
Part of my parole conditions :(

Album art in history has a lot of potential... More than faceswapping Sid James into movie posters...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Set fire to stuffed monkeon
Are we burning someone each week or just a special for Halloween?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:13, archived)
#
carry on please.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Album art
Anything but Carry on ffs...
Even the three posts you will get for fire is better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Defo
Carry On!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Albumen Art
And one vote against carry on
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:14, archived)
# I used to work with a developer who went on to do Plants vs Zombies
He was a top chap, but I am feeling like I massively underachieved.

so can I vote -1 against Pirates Vs purely because of word association?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Actually, can I propose that as part of the electoral reforms?
That you can vote against a candidate, or for a candidate.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:44, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:11, archived)
# SAME CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:18, archived)
# Hey gang! Did you know that a typical forklift can lift 3,000 to 5,000 lbs. up to a height of around 20 feet?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:32, archived)
# Forklifts are COOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:48, archived)
# ^this is exactly the point we are trying to make
Forklifts are indeed...as they say...""cool"".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:50, archived)
# puddingsnax
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:12, archived)
# 10 minute break
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:19, archived)
# also: is that sum zappa?
who are the brain police?
what's the ugliest part of your body?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:12, archived)
#
Call any vegetable.
Call it by name.
Ah, you gotta call one today,
when you get off the train.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:23, archived)
# OH HOLY HELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:45, archived)
#
shit
just
got
real
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:48, archived)
# How many forks can a forklift lift?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:34, archived)
# Forkin loads
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:56, archived)
# A fork load.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:15, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:20, archived)
# aww yeeahh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:16, archived)
# SMAX YEAH¡¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:31, archived)
# sugarrushfucklift
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:16, archived)
# CUNT
Where's the other .45 percent?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:04, archived)
# on the front page, beeotch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Hey don't call me bad names or I'll tell.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:39, archived)
# ahm nawt a caaaaht u eeedioohht!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:40, archived)
# You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# FUCK!
100% shit akshally :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:16, archived)
# I blame my Skool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:18, archived)
# The is no thyme
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Holy Tits, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:18, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Just remember this:
The best laid plans of mice and men oft gong agley.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:17, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It aint Lego, but hell I ain't motivated.
(uya, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:33, archived)
# I thought it was Joe Rogan until I saw the tie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:20, archived)
#
Toot TooT

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I hereby formally declare myself a name change to the Jelly Wobbler
(JELLYWOBBLER, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:04, archived)
#

(JELLYWOBBLER, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:16, archived)
#
(JELLYWOBBLER, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:16, archived)
# I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of satire.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:25, archived)
# what did you change your name from?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:11, archived)
# pedro
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:18, archived)
# b3ta is dead and posts like this are responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 0:18, archived)
# ***** Testicular!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 0:30, archived)
# egotesticular
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:31, archived)
# testastic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:34, archived)
# testicular racism
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:38, archived)
# 8 hours, FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 0:31, archived)
# YEAH YOU NEED TO LEARN THEM MAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ BRAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:41, archived)
# mit quark und schmootsch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:34, archived)
# is that German for
'The Dog Penis has Claws'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:36, archived)
# But no echo
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 2:28, archived)
# ECHO OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:26, archived)
# Quark's Moogie?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:42, archived)
# you need me for contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 2:09, archived)
# Fosters: For people that like suds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:10, archived)
# ALIAN FO?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(notfunnydad, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:19, archived)
# are the catholic ones holier than thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Well as I was working on this anyway. Have it as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Here is a measure of your spatial awareness
It is a test I came up with:

Could you fill a pack of polos, with tic tacs?
As in, could you fir a tic tac through a polo?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 22:52, archived)
# I'm just glad that you recognised it as a polo
contrastlols!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 2:27, archived)
# Most people around these parts come in theiir hand.
and then clean up with an old sweat sock
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 17:09, archived)
#
Retro goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 21:56, archived)
# whoah @..@
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 23:49, archived)
#
They'd be no use for the Second Coming, though...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW from Dogmatic Toys TM
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:44, archived)
# not suitable for minorahs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:19, archived)
# legoy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Look what I made earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Ed Milliband hailing a taxi with a muffin in his gob?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Is that...
an oven on his chest?
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Lacist etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:54, archived)
# upside-down lego? clever choice

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 21:21, archived)
# A good pun
and a functional model.
This post is KOSHER.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I just made this....

...and found an image challenge waiting for it.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:00, archived)
# INHALT:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:01, archived)
# I didn't shop that
They're german wahabi peas.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# they're nice
and will clear your sinuses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Apparently, Wahabi only grows where it's Sunni.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Like in Philadelphia?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:25, archived)
# you can't fucking grow wahabi in cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:28, archived)
# I am guessing that in the UK this would be spelled Phillaedaelphiae?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:30, archived)
# it's england, not 1692
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Why not Filadelfia in US?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:35, archived)
#
This is getting into the realms of malaysian spelling
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 17:15, archived)
# too complicated
maybe Philly or summat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 1:35, archived)
# Baddum
Tish
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Are you Shia about that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 23:42, archived)
# What a fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:51, archived)
# now get back on that Metallica album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:12, archived)
# nanoo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Marlon Brandow pt 2
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:43, archived)
# rebel without a clunge
and yes, i know that's james dean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:26, archived)
# I no you no
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# where is everyone today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:39, archived)
# We need to have a membership drive. What do we have to attract new members?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Stop shouting at them when they mess up their first post or slightly violate the "rules"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:50, archived)
# tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:49, archived)
# If you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Yes! Great idea. You've got your work cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# *sighs*
i'll get the tassels....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# HaHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:53, archived)
# if i'm getting my nips out
you can sell ice creams and pedro can have wet sponges thrown at him for ยฃ1 a go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:56, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kYq33ym4EI
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:19, archived)
# We could nick the 5 or 6 people who follow PusvsPhlegm
or Atomic could start posting from his Moggy Dave account that'll get the lurkers posting
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:21, archived)
# or we could offer pie and punch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:24, archived)
# or a free packet of PACT coffee
delivered to their door for just ยฃ1
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# we want to attract them, not repel them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:00, archived)
# mmmmmm, stony
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Mmm that fresh ground smell
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# heheh, you said members
MEMBERS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:51, archived)
# HIS MEMBERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:01, archived)
# MEM
BEHS
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:04, archived)
# : )

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 17:03, archived)
# cheater
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:43, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:57, archived)
# The slug balancer was good
but that's a feeble impression of Buster Keaton
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# BAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:40, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:00, archived)
# oh fuck no way
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# It's ok
It was Hallowe'en
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Andy Weatherall?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:45, archived)
# This is Howard. He likes you. And your cat particularly. Please give him your cat. Give it to him. NOW!


In other news: all of your bandwidth are belong to us. (large file size warning)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Woah! It's like Blade Runner from the future Lego dimension
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# It's actually a super-super close up
of a Hamster.


*nods*

yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:08, archived)
# so, how is dropbox behaving with the shared files so far?
I'm leaning towards 'BOX' because I somehow sneaked into 50GB of free storage.

My thought is that ALL cloud storage sites will be like crafty drug pushers. ...give them the shit for free, until both legs are in the water, then start charging for all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Give 'Copy' a try.
20GB upfront (as I recall) and juicy referral bonuses. Which you may note I'm being decent enough not to be peddling here ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Ur so descent¡¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Love that game :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Brilliant
as always
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Watcha, TSL!
Thank 'ee kindly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# bad Howard! no kitty for you!
*firmly whacks with rolled-up schematics*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:13, archived)
# does this work?
I just had a message saying b3ta is down - looks ok from here

HELLO EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:42, archived)
# No, it's definitely down
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# ah
best upgrade the hamsters then
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Can we watch?
Pleeeeeeeeeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:26, archived)
# hello Rob.
It's a velly nice-a website you have here :D :D.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Nice forklift!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:02, archived)
# forklifts are COOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# All good here!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:45, archived)
# who is that fat faced cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Probably someone's upset because of all the rumours flying about that this place is being shut down at the end of December and replaced with an image board on usvsth3m
Say it ain't so :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:47, archived)
# ha ha that's not happening
naughty little pixies telling pork pies there
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Hooray!
*buys new icon* ... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:17, archived)
# I'll bung you a few hundred quid if you'll shut down /talk.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:36, archived)
# alright j*****
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:54, archived)
# If that happened I'd go register on tumblr and cry a lot about how unfair things are.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:52, archived)
# It said "b3ta is dead", not down - looks gay from here
Also: cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:53, archived)
# people have been telling me b3ta is shit and over since about 2001
I once got an email, around maybe 2003 telling me that B3ta was shit and Rob Manuel had taken it over and RUINED IT.

True enough.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:57, archived)
# That's the spirit.
I may post some kittens to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:01, archived)
# I sent you that email!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:02, archived)
# thanks!
did you also send the one threatening to kill my partner?

Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:04, archived)
# You have a partner?
all kidding aside, you have the best site on the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:05, archived)
# when did he buy 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:53, archived)
# HaHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:57, archived)
# b3ta is 'the' shit
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Sorry, probably me, I tripped over the power lead when I was hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Their servers aren't on fire again are they?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# It isn't down,
perhaps they meant B3tards? Many of us miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
# I'm missing a plugin - I see no image
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Can't help myself!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Wtf was down for 4 hours for me
Nice to know you still love us
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:21, archived)
# ...TESTING...TESTING...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:00, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:02, archived)
# and just where the fuck have you been, young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:28, archived)
#

(herman:D, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Look for ya self ya lazy internet cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:43, archived)
# first attempt at colourising a black and white pic:
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:08, archived)
# very nice
if you want to make it look even more natural use lots of subtle shades for each colour, so the doors would be 3 or 4 nearly identical greens and the skin would be far more hints of blue, red, yellow, orange. Also consider colour bounce (there would be a hint of the greeny door colour reflecting on to the brown carpet and vice versa) and throw in some extra colour from the lighting (a yellow tinge from a lightbulb for example) and any strong colour sources that might be out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:19, archived)
# dassright! you a smart muthafucka!

Yeah, but seriously, I started to notice the surrounding color thing when I was photoshopping a few images, and realized what a major impact it has on whether or not something looks 'shopped'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:34, archived)
# doing 3d teaches you wonderful things about the way we see light bounce off things
I see the world in Diffuse, Specular, Gloss, Ambient, Reflective and translucent passes, it's probably why I have so many headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Luckily,
Those are all also kinds of delicious Milk Shake*










Actually, they may not be.
/edit: And I can only apologise for the frankly abysmal sentence construction above.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# cheers for the pointers.
First attempt wasn't too bad, gonna work on it as its quite satisfying almost bringing a picture back to life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:32, archived)
# very nice!
I might have to try this on a few images I've played around with before, but using HappyToast's suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:37, archived)
# If you want to really make the skin work take some colour cues from Jenny Saville or Lucian Freud's portraits
don't be afraid to put some green and blue in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:48, archived)
# A friend did me up as a naughty nurse one Halloween.
She used some green as part of the makeup foundation. At first I was puzzled, but the result was as convincing as possible for my face structure.
It was fun watching the look on young men's faces when I would reject their offers for a dance in my natural voice.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:15, archived)
# I've never been done up the naughty nurse before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:29, archived)
# u must try it, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:32, archived)
# ever tried it on a colour image to see how well you do?
I mean, get a colour image, turn it to grayscale, colourise it and then compare to the original
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:07, archived)
# No, but that might be a good exercise
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:16, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:28, archived)
# *writes down in homework book*
Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:36, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Nice
I have to do a similar job later this week
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:37, archived)
# what, bench-pressing Norma Jean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# brb
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Oct 2014, 16:16, archived)
# late night doodling for a change
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:25, archived)
# connor!
So good to see you posting here! How is everything?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:38, archived)
# all going smoothly
down the drain.. hope you are well!
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:41, archived)
# Yeah pretty good thanks.
I''ve missed seeing you around. Even your unhappy monsters make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:44, archived)
# shout out to all the pear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGf6TP6hZXc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:31, archived)
# terrible bullying :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Hell yeah
youtu.be/HtFNZ4i_hwE?t=18s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:48, archived)
# MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:58, archived)
# yo yo yo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Yay!
^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 6:13, archived)
# Long time, no squee
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 6:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Lovely
Reminds me of 'Adventure Time', with a little 'Gumball' mixed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:01, archived)
# \o/ -YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:01, archived)
# I upgraded to OS X Yosemite today, didn't realise it'd change the hardware too


Seriously, it's pathetic. Pretty stars around my most recently updated programs? How nauseating.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:03, archived)
# At least it's not Windows 8
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:46, archived)
# absolutely
Mac is annoyingly crap, but Windows 8 is unusable - only reason I made the switch to Mac this year is because they have the edge in the "not quite as shit" stakes.

If only Photoshop worked offline on Google Chrome OS I'd be able to leave Microsoft and Apple happily far, far behind.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:59, archived)
# It's all about Digital Convergence.
By which I mean, trying to convince iPhone sheep that they should replace their existing Windows desktop with something four times the price because OOH, SHINY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:44, archived)
# ridiculously expensive, even reconditioned (posh for 'second hand')
but Windows 8 killed it for me after 20 years on a PC.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:02, archived)
# If OSX was practical on generic hardware Apple would not shift a single desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:20, archived)
# they do make good hardware
Windows 7 on a Macbook Air would be borderline nice
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Their hardware is visually attractive, I wouldn't say reliable. And it's still overpriced.
My old PowerBook had to go back to them five times because of manufacturing flaws - Superdrive failure, magnetic lid closure catch failure, hinge failure, and two problems with the screen. Despite being ultra-careful with charging and never leaving it plugged in unattended I got through three power supplies for it too - the first one caught fire and the second the casing cracked and something internal failed. Oh, and two replacement batteries. For what I spent on that fucking thing over the years I probably could have bought three generic, higher spec PC laptops.

tl;dr - Apple don't test their products properly before selling them
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:22, archived)
# too many buttons!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Too many buttons?
Reminded of this

youtu.be/9BnLbv6QYcA

The irony of posting this from my iPad is not lost on me...
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:18, archived)
# funny! That's what Ihad in mind when I posted my comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 4:55, archived)
# Forklifts are COOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:43, archived)
# fuck right they are
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:03, archived)
#
atomic I found this for you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 5:49, archived)
# (O) _ (O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:58, archived)
# NSFW
NOW SOME FORKLIFT WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Safety First!
and cake!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 6:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:57, archived)
# TOYOTA?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:37, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:04, archived)
# I don't think you read the safety manual
It doesn't specifically mention getting all the girls but the other three are pretty big no-nos.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:17, archived)
# You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my real Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Shit, man!, now I want a mother fucking forklift.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:18, archived)
# nowhutumsayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:06, archived)
# I learned how to drive forklifts
on a Navy cargo ship - first thing to learn is forktrucks don't float.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Forklifts are the way forward
and upward and that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:25, archived)
# You're hired!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Only operate while wearing high-visibility undies.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:53, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 3:09, archived)
# 10 years


Click for bigger (298 kb)

10 fucking years

where in the name of fuck did those 10 years go? I've that many candles I might set the smoke alarms off.

Anyway, its my fucking candle day you cunts, line up for associated bummings *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:52, archived)
# happy candles, fellow three letter named person o/~
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 2:14, archived)
# Hey!
Candles
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 2:15, archived)
# Happy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 2:20, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 2:27, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 4:56, archived)
# Hello new person
Please read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 28 Oct 2014, 7:38, archived)
# Does TBL stand for 'too bloody long'?
Just kidding. Have a great candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:18, archived)
# *drops trou*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:18, archived)
# 7 year FUCK

1.05MB in ya face! giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EqmnvDJMDH2MBa
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:00, archived)
# well thats my nightmares
sorted for the evening.


quickly doodled to denightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:30, archived)
# INCOMING PTERODACTYL...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:38, archived)
# pffterodactyl
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 0:01, archived)
# That's rather good!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 23:24, archived)
# aw bunnies
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan...
...and 2 blue bunnies.
Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:44, archived)
#
He She sure has a purdy mouth breasts beard arrrghgh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:09, archived)
# FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 23:10, archived)
# SOME LIEK IT HOT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 0:39, archived)
# she needs a shave
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:45, archived)
# Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:08, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:12, archived)
# So THAT'S a clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:29, archived)
# so gotta be
monday, this is a monday thing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:48, archived)
# They must be living on a tugboat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:53, archived)
# It's the only way to really teach that child how to tug on things.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:05, archived)
# i know them
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:42, archived)

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