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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Fingers

We really want to see those fingers.
Show us your digits, your chocolate fingers, fish fingers and sponge lady fingers, craft plasticine models with your own hands or send us your finger paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 14 May 2015, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] get some peas out




(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2015, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] IN B4 COMEDY LIBEL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 May 2015, 9:46, archived)
# what bit's libellous?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:08, archived)
# Nothing, yet. And I hope it stays that way for all our sakes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:15, archived)
# outfoxed
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 14 May 2015, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 14 May 2015, 2:49, archived)
# Black-spidey?



(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 13 May 2015, 23:09, archived)
# that ain't gonna happen, charles is a fucking racist, he'd like to send all the venoms back to bongo bongo land
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:21, archived)
# Final warning.

Oh... carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:32, archived)
# Melvyn assures me it's not a fucklift.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:33, archived)
# don't make me start naughty stepping people
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:33, archived)
# It's OK. It's nearly midnight when I turn into a radish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Here dude. Take this and use it as a screen saver or something. bEta died a bit 2day 4 me :( MODS R CUNTS

Yes Pedro you heard right :L
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:56, archived)
# FUCK, MAN. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'll get some quotes on giant prints tomorrow - you know. That full-building stuff they do at Hollywood launches and stuff.

Good night......see you in ten years.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:03, archived)
# aww - you made me purple!
how cute! i hope happytoast is jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:12, archived)
# I make everyone purple
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:15, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:18, archived)
# CLICK CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:59, archived)
# Make it so
www.b3ta.com/board/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:39, archived)
# only 6, poor show
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:40, archived)
# STOP DOING THAT
It's really pissing me off even though I'm 91.3% sure you are talking shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:43, archived)
# going bed now anyway, pedro can take over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:47, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:53, archived)
# DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES OR ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:53, archived)
#
jabberwoc-fp.is-lost.org/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:34, archived)
# If 10 users 'like' this I will FP it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Wait a minute, do you mean this^ or that^^
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:53, archived)
# And how will any of this help Jabbawoc? :(
baying cyber-MOD. Worst EVA :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Probably easiest to edit the subject line to include the words 'Tories as Serial Killers', we've got a script set up now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:59, archived)
# It's OK, man..my councillor says as long as the fwaps stay below twenty a day I'll pull through..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:00, archived)
# How many today so far?
Now I'm worried :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:01, archived)
# Look. It's my tenth b3ta-day. I was celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:03, archived)
# One, and it lasted 23 hours
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:02, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 May 2015, 2:17, archived)
# lawdy!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 May 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Wipes tear away. You are a bad person :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 May 2015, 3:39, archived)
# I love it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:52, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Keep posting
One will sure be FP'ed. Pedro will sort it after midnight anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:58, archived)
# 600 not 6000 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:05, archived)
# ABORT ABORT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Click right click right click right
She canna take anymore captain.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:28, archived)
# Once every ten years or so I like to REALLY lose my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:32, archived)
# good call
I'll change my post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:00, archived)
# Stuff him, ignored me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 May 2015, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll eat anything
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:43, archived)
# Batshit mental! Thus ace.
*WARNING* The following link is disgusting. Seriously. Not kidding. Forget the pun. I mean it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0lqK9bXcg
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:45, archived)
# Eww
Like a living lava lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:47, archived)
# I see nothing wrong with that at all
o_(§)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Bloomin' great signature, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:50, archived)
# OMFG LOOK AT THE FP
Bloody hell oh hahahahahahahaha nice one MOD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:58, archived)
# You twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:00, archived)
# *pisses from eye balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:01, archived)
# you pathetic cunt!
Playing with people's feelings like that!
Did you pull any wings off of butterflies today?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:31, archived)
# Messageboard stuff: icons, donations & trolls
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:32, archived)
# stay away from me and mah family, you you you....MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Dunno why, just got a gaz out of the blue a few weeks back
Only been here 5 minutes, must be because all the other ones left
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:38, archived)
# I thought you were gayshift mod anyway or is that just a running joke
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:53, archived)
# did sick
...and when I say that I mean;
Dude, fuckity fuck nope nope nope!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:06, archived)
# Is there a "I do not like this at all" button?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Did you not get the memo about sending all pictures to Jabberwoc for him to post until he gets a FP? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:47, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:47, archived)
#
https://www.change.org/p/magic-donkey-give-jabberwoc-fp
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:52, archived)
# "Cannot find page". *restarts grudge-wank*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:58, archived)
# i thought you didn't click on https:// links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Didn't need to click!
Did you think it was realz?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:21, archived)
# I...
ummm...
no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:31, archived)
#
David.....Daaaaaavid.

This is the voice of the Mysterons.

We are very annoying with you Daaaaaavid.

You destroyed our colony on Mars.

We will punish you Daaaaavid.

We're going to turn you onto your fellow kind starting with making
you talk complete bollocks....


*ZAAAAPPPP*



I'm thinking they could include these lyrics in the exit tune:

"They trash him
and his career may burn.
They bash him
but he always returns
TORIES ARE GREEN!"
(Factorandvibration, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:04, archived)
# *crowdfunds*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 21:19, archived)
# All will be fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:33, archived)
#
It's the Ponzi Penguin!
(Factorandvibration, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:35, archived)
# Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:41, archived)
#
If you're sad and you don't know what to do why don't you where fashion sits?
PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIIIIITZZZZZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:43, archived)
# Or how about...
When apple inc is in the mood, someone out there will get sued, they'll have a blitz - they're putting out the writs.
(Factorandvibration, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:16, archived)
# those black spider memos in full
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# Doesn't he have someone to do that for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# A spider, obv
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Heheh
TMWNJ!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:39, archived)
# I've done it! A whole decade here without a single front page! OH FRABJOUS DAY! CALLOOH! CALLAY!
You can see in this handy cut-out-and-keep gallery my complete inability to progress in either talent or humour. LONG LIVE TEH b3ta!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# FP this NOW!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:51, archived)
# I'll be with you in a minute - I'm just on the phone to Private Eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:54, archived)
# Are they asking about some political scandal you've got yourself involved in?
Did you shag Gove or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:31, archived)
# No. If Ninj is getting published then I want them to print my geriatric AT-AT...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:07, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Cheers, man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:39, archived)
# And he has donated
You would think after 10 years they would give him at least one :( The bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:44, archived)
# THE BASTARDS
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 18:46, archived)
# It was only a sperm donation to be fair. And accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:24, archived)
# ahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:33, archived)
# You are Friedrich Nietzsche AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:40, archived)
# How the fuck can that be? Even I made FP last week
and I am the suckiest suck to ever suck a suck...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, archived)
# I don't care - I love this place even if it hates me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# Hahahah B& NOW!
Happy b3taday Mr Woc. It's all downhill from now on ya know blah blah
I haven't made you anything yet... hmmmm
Oh and 7 wins all day long!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# A tentative "thanks", Frogster! *waits nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:37, archived)
# It's fine
It shall contain no white dog shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:40, archived)
# And do you *think* you deserve an FP?
How much cash did you donate to Rob's election campaign?

Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
# Cheers, chap! I only donated the spunk. It's all I could afford.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:08, archived)
# Now THIS is the forehead tattoo design I've been looking for! TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:41, archived)
# i mean
the floating sawsige was FP material, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:19, archived)
# IKR??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:42, archived)
# I'll give you my FP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:20, archived)
# IKR

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:26, archived)
# I'm too busy right now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:32, archived)
# Delaying the inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:43, archived)
# I doubt you could afford the postage, my merkin friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:53, archived)
# You can have mine too, most were undeserved
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:28, archived)
# They were better than mine.
Well, except for the toapy one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Still stand by what I said at the time
b3ta.com/board/11144894
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:38, archived)
# srs bsnss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Life's SO unfair...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:52, archived)
# your post above has about 30 clicks now, if there was any justice it'd be FP'd ten times over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:04, archived)
# *Falls to knees and hangs head. It is raining. In the distance a bat howls...*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:09, archived)
# oh, so you ARE a mod!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:13, archived)
# oh shit
BUSTED
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:28, archived)
# OMG!
Where did you get the numbers from?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:29, archived)
# And why can't we see how many votes a post has like on teh /links?
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:34, archived)
# because comedy accounts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:33, archived)
# you probably want an up or down arrow system, like that crazy assed 'Reddit' that's all the rage now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:34, archived)
# AND
4 votes = Popular page on /links. How many votes are needed on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:36, archived)
# jesus, calm down
I only have one answering hand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:29, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:32, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Happy candles.
And you deserve a medal. I mean frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# medal!
... I thought you said 'mental'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:42, archived)
# I'd prefer a madras...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:44, archived)
# You've been here longer than me?
How come I think you've only been here a year or two?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:12, archived)
# The youthful complexion of my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Oh my
Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:41, archived)
# How the hell did you photograph my todger?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:42, archived)
# DID PISSICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:40, archived)
# THAT WAS MEANT TO STAY PRIVATE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:53, archived)
# WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE WIRED THE MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:04, archived)
# I thought I had :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:19, archived)
# Candles!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Gratitudes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:46, archived)
# Candlegratumalations! \o/
...and commiserations also.

Don't be blue, have a wank. XD
/hastilythoughtupadvice
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 13 May 2015, 20:55, archived)
# You can't beat a misery wank
Probably not true but you think it will help at the time. :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Hey! These tears are lubricating the action!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:10, archived)
# *despairs at this awful realisation* :(
*wanks*
*gets thrown off the 2105 to Bristol*
*despairs*
*wanks*
*spends a night in the cells*

"Penis-based terrorism"?? Thanks a lot, Cameron!
*shakes fist* *realises* ...*shakes fist WITHOUT penis inside*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 13 May 2015, 21:16, archived)
# A disgrace no FP with some of these fine images
No justice. Don't give up! (like me)

LONG LIVE TEH b3ta. Hurrah!

Birthday hugs from Spazzy (and I will not show you my nips. Remember what happened last time?)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:58, archived)
# LONG LIVE TEH b3ta. Hurrah!
*A single tear rolls down Jabberwoc's cheek.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:11, archived)
#
tear sperm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:31, archived)
# OH CNADLE DAY
HAPPY CaNDDLE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Cor! Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] what you bleating on about now, bojo?
(nattydread, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Bojo sounds SO rude...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:26, archived)
# News for you. I have got.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:10, archived)
# Forward it to
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 13 May 2015, 15:36, archived)
# ooh ta!
Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:41, archived)
# your stuff is far too good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:47, archived)
# Flattery will get you everywhere
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:51, archived)
# and it's so much easier than torture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Then can you release, or at least loosen, these nipple clamps?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# let me think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:28, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Excellent work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:51, archived)
# Thank you :)
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Scouting for Jawas!
(Let us know if Private Eye pay in the billions, won't you?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Will do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Happy Candles Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Show us yer nips and I'll drip some hot wax onto em!! Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:53, archived)
# Germaine Greer?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:56, archived)
# New quote for the cover from our glorious leader
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Fucking hell, ^this
Does *anyone* think this is an okay thing to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:59, archived)
# the goblin king does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:18, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:30, archived)
# aww, don't mock the goblin king, he's sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-sbgDdfRpI
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:43, archived)
# haha
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:57, archived)
# Waxy thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:33, archived)
# Happy Candles!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Ten Wasted Years!! Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:42, archived)
# here's to ten more!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Huzzah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:51, archived)
# I'm hardly a Tory, but
it's worth looking at the rest of his speech. A few senteces later he says "That means actively promoting certain values. Freedom of speech. Freedom of worship. Democracy. The rule of law. Equal rights regardless of race, gender or sexuality. We must say to our citizens: this is what defines us as a society."

So perhaps not as bad when you hear it in context.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:05, archived)
# I'm not sure that is additional context though.
The statement "For too long, we have [said] to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" seems pretty well-contained, and to imply that they won't leave you alone even if you aren't doing anything wrong is terrifying to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Just face it
Everyone's guilty of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# A quality publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:24, archived)
# It's clearly open to interpretation
I read it as meaning 'previously we only asked you to obey the law, now we're asking you to uphold certain values as well, one of which is freedom of speech'.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:19, archived)
# But, to take your example, freedom of speech is incorporated into UK law
via the Human Rights Act - oh wait...

None of the things in his list are values: they're fundamental human rights (assuming the rule of law is something like the right to a fair trial).

There is a basic assumption in, presumably, most societies that people will respect certain values (like not being an arsehole to everyone by default). It's not a requirement though. There are arseholes, people disagree, people upset each other. The government can *ask* all they want for people to uphold values, but if they start trying to *make* people "obey" them then they've crossed a line.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Arguing against tolerance in defence of tolerance?
That's what he's done. That's what the context tells us. And in that, he wants to go further than the law in policing and curtailing free speech in the name of protecting such values as free speech. If Orwell was alive today, he'd be turning in his grave.

One of those traditional British values is supposed to be something called Rule of Law. What he said is fundamentally incompatible with it. Absurdly, given what he said about democracy and other such values, that arguably puts him on the wrong side of what he's calling for, by calling for it - what a pillock!

I look forward to the principled Tory backbench rebellion against this.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Even with that, it sounds
like a boss forcing the staff to be team players by sacking anyone who won't sing the company anthem at the start of the day.

edit: "Section 28" would have been a great heckle when he started on about gay rights.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:32, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 May 2015, 9:46, archived)
# I'm still reeling from that statement
a blatant declaration that they're above the law, and we'd better get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# The Conservative government will "conclusively turn the page on this failed approach"
The "failed approach" being freedom of speech
(waofy, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:37, archived)
# i think it's time to put our money into canned goods and shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Won't that make the money a bit messy and the guns difficult to fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:25, archived)
# dammit, tribs, why do you always have to find fault?
i'm trying to prepare for a post-apocalyptic future here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:39, archived)
# The first step in any preparation for the apocalypse is to sit down and watch every post-apocalyse film you can find
"Threads", "Children of Men", "Tank Girl" and anything involving zombies are a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:13, archived)
# love tank girl
and zombies are definitely my thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Also plenty of 1980's dystopia scifi on youtube.
But you'll probably have to change your name to Condor and drive around in the desert a lot while ensuring your torso is only minimally clothed.

I don't know where the fuel for the cars comes from though.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:21, archived)
# Mad Max films
explored the fuel question.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:54, archived)
# that's darkly dark
On a side note
Harry greeted with some sort of subliminal message
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 14:53, archived)
# Would he rather we were actively tolerant
or passively intolerant?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:24, archived)
# First one, then the other.
Really all that matters is that we know our place.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
# Brilliant
And disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:12, archived)
# (wince)
Little close to the knuckle that one...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:56, archived)
# fucking chilled me to the bone
Tory cunt making the word 'tolerant' a bad word by association with Muslim extremists

fucking fuck fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 May 2015, 9:45, archived)
# This is a party political broadcast, brought to you by the Conservative Party
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:41, archived)
# definitely-no-pedigree chum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:44, archived)
# a very unpleasant Chappie
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:45, archived)
# and yet sadly, he did winalot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:47, archived)
# Butchers
(tripe)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:54, archived)
# So will they also legalise such fine British traditions as bear-baiting and cockfighting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:55, archived)
# i'd like to see cock fighting
if it's the kind i'm thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:57, archived)
# One of the classics
https://youtu.be/Ky5u6vm44ak
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 13 May 2015, 13:45, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:49, archived)
# probably
not quite sure how i'm gonna go about animating cockfighting tho?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
# try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
# sorry smash... i've tried...
..but even with hefty image optimising, i can't get this photo under 4Gb
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:10, archived)
# damn!
oh well, i'll just have to recreate it in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:20, archived)
#
mind basement
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:05, archived)
# ssshhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:46, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trap_Door
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:17, archived)
# oh globbits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Kim John Un Prescott
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:22, archived)
# that's creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:33, archived)
# that forehead is clearly botoxed
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:07, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
British Values - What are they, what should they be
What's out your window - draw the view or take a photo and scribble on that
Fingers - chocolate, sponge or fleshy
Cavemen today - What fun and games would our hairy ancestors get up to in todays world?



Say what you (want to) see
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, archived)
# Fingers.
Always fingers.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:42, archived)
# I'm liking B this week, your omnipotence
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Fingers OVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:00, archived)
# excellent twitching
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:03, archived)
# C or D
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:07, archived)
# Fingers
fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:41, archived)
# fingers
my view out of the window is many bushes and not much else
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:05, archived)
# Phnarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:20, archived)
# they're full of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:22, archived)
# Might wanna see a doctor about that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:20, archived)
# i might if it was the 11th doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:32, archived)
# *counts*
but he has no eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:47, archived)
# he has, they're just delicate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:53, archived)
#
mattsmithwitheyebrows.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:56, archived)
# oh fuck, that's disturbing
but does contain arthur darvill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha :)
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:05, archived)
# F
obvs
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:14, archived)
# Fingers
But only if Smallbrainfield brings back Tea Fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:21, archived)
# oooh, that'd be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:29, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:48, archived)
# Cross Fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:39, archived)
# the one behind is putting a lot of effort into it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:50, archived)
# i (want to) see
iii -- Fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:02, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:20, archived)
# Fingers
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:09, archived)
# a finger of fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:04, archived)
# B for me, your impotence. I am urinating as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:27, archived)
# decandles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:31, archived)
# You knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:37, archived)
# Merry candles Jabber :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:45, archived)
# *blushes* Thanks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:52, archived)
# Fingers
Cut
OBV
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:39, archived)
# B! No, C. Wait - B!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 14:47, archived)
# iv
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# "Let me see those hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:17, archived)
# I knew that Monty Python song was only the beginning of a career in the music business
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:20, archived)
# Landscapes finest hour
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:04, archived)
# Another auto-tuned act at Glastonbury
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] why? oh i see..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 13 May 2015, 8:26, archived)
# Dumbogoat!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "Congaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 13 May 2015, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Orgyyyyyyyyy!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2015, 1:52, archived)
# I hope that goat's not underage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 2:11, archived)
# ahh, u wanna have a go, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:21, archived)
# just checking
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 2:42, archived)
# This never fails to upset me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:45, archived)
# OMG, you're jealous too?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 3:03, archived)
# Tongues and everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 3:56, archived)
# Tongues and nostrils, and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 May 2015, 5:02, archived)
# Me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:37, archived)
# FFS I've just woke up
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 7:13, archived)
# that looks fun
although the one on the right looks like a goat-dalek with those sucker arms
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:13, archived)
# Hahah the one at the back looks like a great dane wearing horns

Wait it is isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:49, archived)

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