
Human: do you take penguins up the arse?
G. Bot: Yes I take penguins up the arse.
Human: you a pedophile arn't you?
G. Bot: Am I a pedophile arn't me? Of course I am.
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G. Bot: Yes I take penguins up the arse.
Human: you a pedophile arn't you?
G. Bot: Am I a pedophile arn't me? Of course I am.

If it is annoying people having them posted then use this link:
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/log?botid=85531c393e346d35
To read the logs of the conversations - they are priceless - you loons!
EDIT: 'Take it up the Newbury'? Nice one!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:45,
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www.pandorabots.com/pandora/log?botid=85531c393e346d35
To read the logs of the conversations - they are priceless - you loons!
EDIT: 'Take it up the Newbury'? Nice one!

it is fucking dull, FACT! :)
Hello everyone, btw.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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Hello everyone, btw.

if you find it funny, then keep it to yourself please.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:41,
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My desktop PC has croaked, all I have at my disposal is a Win2000 laptop and a win98 desktop
is there anything around that I can install on the win98 machine that will repair an NTFS drive when it's plugged into it, or is there summat on the win2000 install ploppies that will help ?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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is there anything around that I can install on the win98 machine that will repair an NTFS drive when it's plugged into it, or is there summat on the win2000 install ploppies that will help ?

cos win98 doesn't support ntfs
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:35,
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that means buying some of them old fashioned flopply things then
damm I hate buying blank media that's more spensive than a CDR :o)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:37,
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damm I hate buying blank media that's more spensive than a CDR :o)

you can use yer win2K cd as a boot disc (assuming you have one ;) and then try using recovery console from there.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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then says one of the boot devices is not working, might be ok now as my neighbour has just popped round with a spare PC thats all 2K'd up
wooo hooooooo
/gets screwdrivers
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43,
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wooo hooooooo
/gets screwdrivers

says do what mr. zero suggests.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:44,
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![Challenge Entry: Extinct! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
...thats all I can say. Having just spent my lunchtime making the following, I see someone has already done something similar using the same bloody picture. Arse. And they got front paged and I probably won't.
Won't stop me from posting mind.
Anyway, the "Stumpious Swearious Girraffe" was destined for trouble from the word go...

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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:30,
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Won't stop me from posting mind.
Anyway, the "Stumpious Swearious Girraffe" was destined for trouble from the word go...


copied.
;)
"Life is unfair"
Buy guns and even your chances.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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;)
"Life is unfair"
Buy guns and even your chances.

I spent bloody ages (well 15 minutes) getting the bits together. And I made my own stumpy giraffe. And I even had the thought process myself.
Now, where did that dummy go?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:35,
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Now, where did that dummy go?

than the other one - nothing personal, just my SOH
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11,
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"at what point does this become fun?"
[edit]Unlike the guy above who's clearly terrified! I like it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:58,
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[edit]Unlike the guy above who's clearly terrified! I like it.

It's a shame these pics always get the same unfunny replies.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42,
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Was gonna make the anim slower, with "come here little boy" as the caption, but I didn't...
![Challenge Entry: Extinct! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

was exactly the wrong combination
of fanged and frightening on the
one hand and trusting and bouncy
on the other to survive long after
the arrival of the colonists.
click here for huge and clean

the new b3ta newsletter just arrived.
Hang on while I have a butchers ...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Hang on while I have a butchers ...

My Flash anim didn't get in.
I'm un-subscribing right now!!
Not really, tee he.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:27,
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I'm un-subscribing right now!!
Not really, tee he.

you should have had several people close your tag for you.
But they seem to be a little slow.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:29,
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But they seem to be a little slow.
![Challenge Entry: The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I think this image might be a tad large! Sorry! First post & couldn't really suss how to compress it more. Naturally, feel free to take it down if it's causing download probs.

cull a number of frames from the gif, like the transitions
Also try reducing colours, no dithering, and reducing the actual image dimensions.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:27,
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Also try reducing colours, no dithering, and reducing the actual image dimensions.

Cheers, I'll try that. Can't resubmit it today though 'coz I'm at work :o)
Shall I take it down do you reckon?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43,
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Shall I take it down do you reckon?

click on the bird at oddcast.com enough times and you get redirected here
HAHAHAH woo
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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HAHAHAH woo

Please stop asking her if she takes it up the gary glitter. These are the funniest things I have ever read!
She is here, please play nice!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:24,
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She is here, please play nice!

Human: let me lick your pussy
G. Bot: Go ahead,, try to lick my pussy.
where aew the comma police?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:26,
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G. Bot: Go ahead,, try to lick my pussy.
where aew the comma police?

Human: i have a huge cock do you?
G. Bot: Doesn't everyone have a huge cock. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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G. Bot: Doesn't everyone have a huge cock. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it

Have you seen the Moon monkey song in the newsletter its Fcuking insane.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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1) I am new here.
2) You are all comedy geniuses (or is it genii?).
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:15,
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2) You are all comedy geniuses (or is it genii?).

some of us are geniuses.
the vast majority are just sluts.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:16,
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the vast majority are just sluts.

flattery will get you anywhere! (or is that a young persons railcard?) ;o)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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but he was a little hard of hearing.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:20,
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welcome
you'll get used to the high level of hummus here but one thing that seems to upset some people are posts that just say 'Hi' or 'Bye', generally accepted that the best thing to do is to post something funny that you've made or link to something you've found.
And yes, we are all genies....have a wish
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21,
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you'll get used to the high level of hummus here but one thing that seems to upset some people are posts that just say 'Hi' or 'Bye', generally accepted that the best thing to do is to post something funny that you've made or link to something you've found.
And yes, we are all genies....have a wish

a choo choo train,
with passengers inside me.
And I think that thats the only way
I can get hot chicks to ride me.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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with passengers inside me.
And I think that thats the only way
I can get hot chicks to ride me.

you are wrong.
I'm a minor deity.
Well, Demon if we must be specific.
Though I do have one worshipper. Terrence the snail who lives in my garden.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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I'm a minor deity.
Well, Demon if we must be specific.
Though I do have one worshipper. Terrence the snail who lives in my garden.

but why are you using my real nomenclature? Well without the 1.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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.....which is quite disturbing.
Is he feeding his whippets?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21,
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Is he feeding his whippets?

When did John say he was dead?
Have you been playing your 78's backwards again?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Have you been playing your 78's backwards again?

made more money than any of them
so I vote ringo's the best.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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so I vote ringo's the best.

somewhere in the region of 750 million quid. Ringo ain't worth dick. Tis true.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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"Alas, poor Yorick. *psssshhhhffft* I knew him Horatio, although I found his lack of faith *psssshhhhffffttt* disturbing..."

Next week, Yoda as Bottom...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:07,
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Next week, Yoda as Bottom...

would be interested in seeing Yoda's Bottom. :)
Woo to the pic, it's grand.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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Woo to the pic, it's grand.

do you?
sit on your face I shall.
my dark side shall cloud your vision...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:16,
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sit on your face I shall.
my dark side shall cloud your vision...

arms race
Chinese flag may be more appropriate than the japanese one, they don't even have an official army.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:08,
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Chinese flag may be more appropriate than the japanese one, they don't even have an official army.

I know, I know. Sorry, but well done y'all. And someone's bound to point out sooner or later thet they're all running the wrong way too! But like I said, me noggins got no ideas today.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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5 people with nationalistic tattoos, hiding under a running track but using their forearms as periscopes?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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I didn't get that until I saw people come up with answers! Woo!.
*blatant threadjack* - Looks like www.scan.co.uk/todayonly/ has another special offer on graphics tablets. Don't know how good they are, but thought I should mention it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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*blatant threadjack* - Looks like www.scan.co.uk/todayonly/ has another special offer on graphics tablets. Don't know how good they are, but thought I should mention it.

but they can't deliver for shit
and when they get it wrong... they REALLY get it wrong...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:23,
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and when they get it wrong... they REALLY get it wrong...
![Challenge Entry: Extinct! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

poor thing!

great work Dad, I actually feel sorry for the poor blighter
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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Poor bugger.
You can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
But a hedgehog...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:13,
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You can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
But a hedgehog...

There is a short necked giraffe, or used to be....I can't remember whether it's extinct or what, but there is/was definately a short necked giraffe. It just looked like a tall spotty camel.....
Great pic...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:47,
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Great pic...

I love that, I have a short-legged cat I tease, but know I want a short-necked giraffe.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:08,
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How the young Micheal came by his name.

link on the front page-
its a clip out of music video.
www.oblongbox.com/WorkPages/Ducks/Ducks_Title.htm
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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its a clip out of music video.
www.oblongbox.com/WorkPages/Ducks/Ducks_Title.htm
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