make a list of the best ones you have had yet
Human: do you take penguins up the arse?
G. Bot: Yes I take penguins up the arse.
Human: you a pedophile arn't you?
G. Bot: Am I a pedophile arn't me? Of course I am.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:35,
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G. Bot: Yes I take penguins up the arse.
Human: you a pedophile arn't you?
G. Bot: Am I a pedophile arn't me? Of course I am.
OK,
If it is annoying people having them posted then use this link:
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/log?botid=85531c393e346d35
To read the logs of the conversations - they are priceless - you loons!
EDIT: 'Take it up the Newbury'? Nice one!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:45,
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www.pandorabots.com/pandora/log?botid=85531c393e346d35
To read the logs of the conversations - they are priceless - you loons!
EDIT: 'Take it up the Newbury'? Nice one!
enough with the g. bot
it is fucking dull, FACT! :)
Hello everyone, btw.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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Hello everyone, btw.
enough!
if you find it funny, then keep it to yourself please.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:41,
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Calling all nerds of great beardage
My desktop PC has croaked, all I have at my disposal is a Win2000 laptop and a win98 desktop
is there anything around that I can install on the win98 machine that will repair an NTFS drive when it's plugged into it, or is there summat on the win2000 install ploppies that will help ?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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is there anything around that I can install on the win98 machine that will repair an NTFS drive when it's plugged into it, or is there summat on the win2000 install ploppies that will help ?
You'll need to make a boot disk or something from the w2k cd
cos win98 doesn't support ntfs
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:35,
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oh arse
that means buying some of them old fashioned flopply things then
damm I hate buying blank media that's more spensive than a CDR :o)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:37,
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damm I hate buying blank media that's more spensive than a CDR :o)
what's the prob exactly?
you can use yer win2K cd as a boot disc (assuming you have one ;) and then try using recovery console from there.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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it starts to boot into 2K
then says one of the boot devices is not working, might be ok now as my neighbour has just popped round with a spare PC thats all 2K'd up
wooo hooooooo
/gets screwdrivers
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43,
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wooo hooooooo
/gets screwdrivers
my friend who's knowledgable in such matters
says do what mr. zero suggests.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:44,
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Bollocks and arse...
...thats all I can say. Having just spent my lunchtime making the following, I see someone has already done something similar using the same bloody picture. Arse. And they got front paged and I probably won't.
Won't stop me from posting mind.
Anyway, the "Stumpious Swearious Girraffe" was destined for trouble from the word go...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:30,
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Won't stop me from posting mind.
Anyway, the "Stumpious Swearious Girraffe" was destined for trouble from the word go...
You just
copied.
;)
"Life is unfair"
Buy guns and even your chances.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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;)
"Life is unfair"
Buy guns and even your chances.
COPIED?
I spent bloody ages (well 15 minutes) getting the bits together. And I made my own stumpy giraffe. And I even had the thought process myself.
Now, where did that dummy go?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:35,
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Now, where did that dummy go?
I like it better
than the other one - nothing personal, just my SOH
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:11,
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his little face says
"at what point does this become fun?"
[edit]Unlike the guy above who's clearly terrified! I like it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:58,
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[edit]Unlike the guy above who's clearly terrified! I like it.
I like the pic :)
It's a shame these pics always get the same unfunny replies.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:42,
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Not such a dark lord after all...
Was gonna make the anim slower, with "come here little boy" as the caption, but I didn't...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:26,
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Was gonna make the anim slower, with "come here little boy" as the caption, but I didn't...
The Friendly Chump Manbear
was exactly the wrong combination
of fanged and frightening on the
one hand and trusting and bouncy
on the other to survive long after
the arrival of the colonists.
click here for huge and clean
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:26,
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was exactly the wrong combination
of fanged and frightening on the
one hand and trusting and bouncy
on the other to survive long after
the arrival of the colonists.
click here for huge and clean
Ooh,
the new b3ta newsletter just arrived.
Hang on while I have a butchers ...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Hang on while I have a butchers ...
Bah!
My Flash anim didn't get in.
I'm un-subscribing right now!!
Not really, tee he.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:27,
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I'm un-subscribing right now!!
Not really, tee he.
By now
you should have had several people close your tag for you.
But they seem to be a little slow.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:29,
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But they seem to be a little slow.
Star Wars Vs. E.T.
I think this image might be a tad large! Sorry! First post & couldn't really suss how to compress it more. Naturally, feel free to take it down if it's causing download probs.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:24,
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I think this image might be a tad large! Sorry! First post & couldn't really suss how to compress it more. Naturally, feel free to take it down if it's causing download probs.
I think you could
cull a number of frames from the gif, like the transitions
Also try reducing colours, no dithering, and reducing the actual image dimensions.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:27,
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Also try reducing colours, no dithering, and reducing the actual image dimensions.
gifing huuuuuge file :o(
Cheers, I'll try that. Can't resubmit it today though 'coz I'm at work :o)
Shall I take it down do you reckon?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:43,
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Shall I take it down do you reckon?
woo
click on the bird at oddcast.com enough times and you get redirected here
HAHAHAH woo
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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HAHAHAH woo
I am reading the logs of my bot's conversations with you lot!
Please stop asking her if she takes it up the gary glitter. These are the funniest things I have ever read!
She is here, please play nice!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:24,
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She is here, please play nice!
i just got this
Human: let me lick your pussy
G. Bot: Go ahead,, try to lick my pussy.
where aew the comma police?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:26,
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G. Bot: Go ahead,, try to lick my pussy.
where aew the comma police?
Human: i have a huge cock do you?
G. Bot: Doesn't everyone have a huge cock. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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G. Bot: Doesn't everyone have a huge cock. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
Thredjack
Have you seen the Moon monkey song in the newsletter its Fcuking insane.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Can I just say....
1) I am new here.
2) You are all comedy geniuses (or is it genii?).
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:15,
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2) You are all comedy geniuses (or is it genii?).
hello welcome
some of us are geniuses.
the vast majority are just sluts.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:16,
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the vast majority are just sluts.
Now now...
flattery will get you anywhere! (or is that a young persons railcard?) ;o)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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They said that to Stanley Gibbons,
but he was a little hard of hearing.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:20,
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Oh you silly chicken
welcome
you'll get used to the high level of hummus here but one thing that seems to upset some people are posts that just say 'Hi' or 'Bye', generally accepted that the best thing to do is to post something funny that you've made or link to something you've found.
And yes, we are all genies....have a wish
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21,
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you'll get used to the high level of hummus here but one thing that seems to upset some people are posts that just say 'Hi' or 'Bye', generally accepted that the best thing to do is to post something funny that you've made or link to something you've found.
And yes, we are all genies....have a wish
I wish I were
a choo choo train,
with passengers inside me.
And I think that thats the only way
I can get hot chicks to ride me.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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with passengers inside me.
And I think that thats the only way
I can get hot chicks to ride me.
Sorry
you are wrong.
I'm a minor deity.
Well, Demon if we must be specific.
Though I do have one worshipper. Terrence the snail who lives in my garden.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:32,
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I'm a minor deity.
Well, Demon if we must be specific.
Though I do have one worshipper. Terrence the snail who lives in my garden.
Hello
but why are you using my real nomenclature? Well without the 1.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Sadly there are now only 2 surviving Beatles (quality shopping!)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:12,
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no....but you obviously can
.....which is quite disturbing.
Is he feeding his whippets?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21,
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Is he feeding his whippets?
when?
When did John say he was dead?
Have you been playing your 78's backwards again?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:25,
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Have you been playing your 78's backwards again?
ringo starr's
made more money than any of them
so I vote ringo's the best.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:18,
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so I vote ringo's the best.
Paul is worth
somewhere in the region of 750 million quid. Ringo ain't worth dick. Tis true.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:39,
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Lucas Does Shakespeare
"Alas, poor Yorick. *psssshhhhffft* I knew him Horatio, although I found his lack of faith *psssshhhhffffttt* disturbing..."
Next week, Yoda as Bottom...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:07,
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Next week, Yoda as Bottom...
Only some wierd star wars fanatic
would be interested in seeing Yoda's Bottom. :)
Woo to the pic, it's grand.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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Woo to the pic, it's grand.
seek my arse
do you?
sit on your face I shall.
my dark side shall cloud your vision...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:16,
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sit on your face I shall.
my dark side shall cloud your vision...
International
arms race
Chinese flag may be more appropriate than the japanese one, they don't even have an official army.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:08,
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Chinese flag may be more appropriate than the japanese one, they don't even have an official army.
You've all got it.
I know, I know. Sorry, but well done y'all. And someone's bound to point out sooner or later thet they're all running the wrong way too! But like I said, me noggins got no ideas today.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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is it..
5 people with nationalistic tattoos, hiding under a running track but using their forearms as periscopes?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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I can't believe
I didn't get that until I saw people come up with answers! Woo!.
*blatant threadjack* - Looks like www.scan.co.uk/todayonly/ has another special offer on graphics tablets. Don't know how good they are, but thought I should mention it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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*blatant threadjack* - Looks like www.scan.co.uk/todayonly/ has another special offer on graphics tablets. Don't know how good they are, but thought I should mention it.
scan have nice prices
but they can't deliver for shit
and when they get it wrong... they REALLY get it wrong...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:23,
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and when they get it wrong... they REALLY get it wrong...
The short-necked giraffe really didn't last very long...
poor thing!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:06,
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poor thing!
quality!
great work Dad, I actually feel sorry for the poor blighter
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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Yay!
Poor bugger.
You can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
But a hedgehog...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:13,
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You can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
But a hedgehog...
There is a short necked giraffe, or used to be....
There is a short necked giraffe, or used to be....I can't remember whether it's extinct or what, but there is/was definately a short necked giraffe. It just looked like a tall spotty camel.....
Great pic...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:47,
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Great pic...
iwantoneiwantoneiwantoneiwantone
I love that, I have a short-legged cat I tease, but know I want a short-necked giraffe.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 19:08,
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Yodalalaalley-eyoladelayloooaoaolooao
How the young Micheal came by his name.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:06,
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How the young Micheal came by his name.
film
link on the front page-
its a clip out of music video.
www.oblongbox.com/WorkPages/Ducks/Ducks_Title.htm
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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its a clip out of music video.
www.oblongbox.com/WorkPages/Ducks/Ducks_Title.htm
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