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# Out of ammo, Chewie decided this was the best way to go....
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
Guten werken
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# quality
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Class..
..in a glass!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# haha
that probe droid would be great in a snowball fight, limbs flailing around like a mad thing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Danger! Danger!
My hooks are flailing wildly.
/Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that is fantastically excellent
woo
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I liked it
took far too long though
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# great
just great.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# i am
laughing far too much!
thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# New film release
long time reader first time poster...

(samwheagle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# nicely done
but it's veeeeerrrry old now.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# tis nicey done -
and the fact its been done before means sammy's on the right track - so woo! And welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# welcome
pull up an elephant! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# The Banana Shark
The now extinct banana shark
The banana shark [Lin: Scyliorhinus Musa]
(mare, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# bananark
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# or
shanananananana-der-der-DER!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i like that sound of
banark
(robthewolf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# When it gets old does it go brown?
.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# i like this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear terribly sorry

a crocophile

(JuggyH, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# dont be
thats cool
(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# woo!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Porsche was an ugly baby
But she was handy at night...


(zeflar, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# With a nod to Hot Shots
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice! I also loved the transcript of the morse message: dit dit duh duh dit dit...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It seems that when it comes to natural selection

Symmetry really is one of those deciding factors.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Simply
gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Is it me...
Or does that look a bit like Lemmy?
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Ugly...
but left on his own, he was still able to feed by opening tins of dog food...
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# nice
doggie!

I love that to pieces!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# zoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# thats
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I love that.
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# A ha ha ha ha
You have cheered me from my melancholic self pitying mood.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Woo & yay
Can I just say.
I'm going to miss you all.
I won't be visiting as much as I want anymore because I have a new job.
Thank you all for your varying responses to my posts. You have helped me learn a lot.
You always make me smile. No matter how horrible the day has been.
I shall leave you all with my favoritest woo yay...

Thank you.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# i heart
that woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Lovely
and a frontpager too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Aww...
Poor weimaraner! Must of bred with a sabre toothed tiger and also been hit with a spade. Tsk.
(Bish, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlike the Kirkosaurus and the Spockodon

The awayteammemberyoudontrecogniseosaurus was doomed to be one of the first dinosaurs to become extinct
(Sickpuppy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I like the Red shirts reference
then I work in IT
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hehehe!
That'll be me...

Anyone now how long I should technically be ill for if I have the flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# you wont be technically ill
physically ill maybe

but im no doctor
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yes well lethe took some time off work
Might be in trouble for it. Hmm what about a stomach bug?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# no thanks
they make me feel ill
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# try 2 weeks
I'm no doctor either, but have 'just' got over it....
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# you should have asked a few days ago
there were loads of doctors about then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Thanks you guys!
B3ta, helping the world to slack, one day at a time...

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Reeeeleease
THE CHEEEEEEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hoo hoo hoo
ha ha haaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
nice'n'geeky does it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Hooray
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# excellent
yoeman johnson is doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# kitty kat

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that is superb
lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# That's
just brill.
(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
nice
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# one scary face deserves another
(or three)
(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# woo
that's lovely.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# ahhh
that's sublime
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# bruce!
that is bonza and very lovely :)
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# ours ate all my marshmallows yesterday.
They were very excitable for a long while. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# mmmmm...
and I was just wondering what effect Smarties would have on them. All those E Colours.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# this is what he looked like before
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# woohoo
radness x 13
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mammoth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ooh!
nice superflous x!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Wooops!
Good thnig the hunam race doesint depend on my tpying
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Franchise opportunities available
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hehe...
What do the donkeys at blackpool get for their lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# half an hour!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# silly
monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# they look like
the most fun you could have at the English seaside
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Been Done Before ?

(I,Robert, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hmmmm
You have made the noun/exclamation 'fucksocks' into a command 'fuck socks!'. Interesting.

EDIT: Does 'Gina' and 'Adrian' mean anything to anyone on here?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Shes only young bless her.
Give her a break.

And its very difficult to fit fucksocks onto the blackboard in one go.

Stop getting at me !
(I,Robert, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I ain't gettin' atcha!
Just pondering the complexity of our woderfully rich language.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# gina - yes
adrian - no
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Good
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] it's the meaty taste kids love so much
(mydo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Shouldn't that say
"Beast Extract" ??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Better still!
.
EDIT: That's the first comp entry I have ever seen by someone that is not logged in!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# was
thinking the same
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# when I did that
one it said 'squirrel extract' just because I liked the word 'squirrel' at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Probably tastes better too...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# It's
a classic. Woo.
(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Yep.
its been done, by about 3 different people, but I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!
Love it!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] smoking gangsta cats never last long
I havn't done a kitten yet.
(Greenman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# what's da woid on da street
Fritz?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Working for a living was now just an ancient myth
Alongside the do-do and the dinosaur

Bigger

Apologies for any bandwagons I have missed.
(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# :(
no iPod
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# how can you complain?!
The detail on there is fucking amazing - and not a little scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# woo!
looks great, can't view the big 'un at the moment though.. (my problem, not yours)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# woo!
that is beautiful! may I use that as my backdrop?
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# 'lummin'eck! Woo!
The shark really looks like he's having fun too!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# that is
quite
special.
(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] What ever happened to.....
(LiveBait, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Poo is always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# so it
seems.

and really, what DID happen to white dogshit?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# A friend of mine's father
was a vet (now retired) and he said it was due to the change in dog food production, some vitamin or other that was missing in old dog food makes their shit brown....I might be making this up
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah,
And why does Donald Duck wear no tousers but always puts a towel around his nuts when he gets out of the shower?

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Sara Cox?
is that you? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Thats why I said it
Cos the dog shit one was on there as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahah
Good question!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# that
is the eternal question, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# (c)
Arthur Smith, 199-something
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# er, no
© everyone, dawn of time - present
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# it can't be dawn of time
otherwise the question why don't you see white dog poo anymore wouldn't make sense.
It's probably the joke God came up with on the 7th day
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# the white dog-poo
fairies have taken it all!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# !
I heard it was because they were forced to lower the amount of ash they put in dog food.
(peelax, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# It vanished because...
they stopped putting ground up bones in dog food.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# haha
b3ta.com/board/715249
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hahhah
i'm glad i read the posts before i spent an hour making some white dog shit too.
hahhah nice one mate.
i think its something to do with bonemeal in cheap dog food, so it was always on the council estate i grew up on
you could tread in it though and it would just crumble. now thats some good shit
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# poo
Dog poo IS white! Try this; Take some poo (you can probably use you own, if you cant get dog poo), and the freeze it, or just leave it outside for a night (at winter, or a cold night). The next morning, it will be white. Or the morning after that. Or after that..
(Ann M, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the screech was a rare owl where his neck did not move
but his eyeballs did.

independently.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yay!
smart!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# thank you
because that came from your owl link gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies & Gentalmen I give you....
TheEsquilax!!!

A Lion with the head of a Rrabbit...
and the body... of a Rabbit!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
that is very funny sah. I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# ho ho ho
nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# haha
and woo to chief wiggum! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# ditto
great minds n all that
(bobnoxious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)
# That is a hare.
.
(Potatoman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# hahah
i laughed my tits off
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] died out due to excessive tooth rot

too many sticky buns
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# really reaaly good
looks real well done! :D wyh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# looks great that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# wooo!
that's deeply disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# HAHA!
fabaroonie, nice shopage
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
funny, and also scary
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# That's my favourite yet!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# woo!
and YAY™
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

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