
I need a special "ginger kitten" filter or something.
Nice anim though :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46,
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Nice anim though :)

I'll give you a fiver for a copy. Sod it, a tenner.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05,
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'lonely socks' has been linked to on memepool:
www.memepool.com/
phil.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34,
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www.memepool.com/
phil.

with an amusing accordian playing in the background
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34,
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arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf...muskahounds are always ready...arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf....helping everybooooooody.....
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33,
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he cut the apple into thin slivers...and how his nose glowed red when he got angry.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:35,
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What a dashing you man he was. He was a real gentleman, not some cad who would lure you to a trout pond and then run off, leaving a poor girl with her reputation in tatters.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38,
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China where I have sated my lust upon many a chinese whore and house boy, I have chased the dragon and dipped my toes in the waters of madness.
Still up for it then?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40,
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Still up for it then?

Even though I have been cast from the family home in ---shire, run away to London where I have fallen on bad times and find myself being cast from brothel to brothel as no man will touch such sullied goods (not even the scurvy curs who frequent these establishments), I would rather die than swallow (my pride, and return to you)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51,
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I do not wish lay my...oh I can't be bothered anymore. ;)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57,
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plus I couldn't beat the 'swa;;ow' gag.
Fun though.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09,
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Fun though.

from a Pulsar right?
And very woo it is too...!!!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31,
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And very woo it is too...!!!

I've not seen the MiniMax.. I'm running a Pulsar 2 with SFP 3, and it's been a while since I brought any synths for it....
CREAMWARE ROCK!!!!!!!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43,
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CREAMWARE ROCK!!!!!!!

you need to see the dogtor!!
sorry, so very very sorry.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:29,
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sorry, so very very sorry.

but your response made me laugh out loud in a very full quiet office.
ahem.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15,
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ahem.

you cant blank a blank when you started the original blanketness.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38,
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without the police woudl be rogan's heaven.
stick in a couple of elephants too and he would never leave.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:15,
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stick in a couple of elephants too and he would never leave.

was just reminded of the excellent x-file "small potatoes" F.....B.....I! "are you looking at me? I dont see anyone...."
/anorak
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31,
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/anorak

but generally I like dreams with giant hooters in them
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:17,
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have a coat, I don't know if it's yours, just take it and go.
/arf
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21,
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/arf

would haunt me too
/edit woo and yay!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:19,
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/edit woo and yay!

but on the way back, walking down the path to my car, I came across 2 people and a dog.
The man was blind and his dog was obviously his guide dog (for it had all the gear)....I overheard the woman say this to him.....TRUE
"So, uhh, did you see the new job they posted ?"
Isn't language so cruel at times.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13,
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The man was blind and his dog was obviously his guide dog (for it had all the gear)....I overheard the woman say this to him.....TRUE
"So, uhh, did you see the new job they posted ?"
Isn't language so cruel at times.

a teacher friend of mine once said, with reference to a home office policy that was obviously wrong-headed, "Why can't blunkett see that... " and that was as far as she got.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:14,
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committed suicide and afterwards I was always saying things like killing myself laughing and then regretting it big time.
Very odd how you react to tragedies like that.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:18,
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Very odd how you react to tragedies like that.

sad story there.........but it is always the same. As soon as summat bad happens the language ends up reflecting it no matter how much you try not to bring the topic into the conversation.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21,
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not to say something, almost guarantees its inevitable blurting, probably at the most inopportune time
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39,
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.."Why can't you just piss off?" and the funny thing was it was just after she had taken a Restraining Order out. Hahaha. No wait ... that's not really the same thing is it?
/coat/500m radius
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21,
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/coat/500m radius

and i keep telling people, "it will probably kill me", which is in poor taste considering i'm running it to raise money for leukemia charity - a friend of mine dying from it last year...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:24,
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another friend wanted to get him a "get well soon" card but when it became clear he wasn't going to she settled for "Enjoy your trip".
The sentiment was thankfully appreciated.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48,
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The sentiment was thankfully appreciated.

and much terrible sayings have occured. One time I was going to take off his fake one while he was asleep then shout 'FIRE!! FIRE!!' but I'm not that mean.
Also his electric buggy's speedomeeter goes
Tortoise--------------------------Hare
but with pictures
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:25,
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Also his electric buggy's speedomeeter goes
Tortoise--------------------------Hare
but with pictures

if so, that is class.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36,
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on a petrol-driven lawnmower, deliberately misinterpreted it as indicating what you'd be able to chop with the blades.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43,
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btw did you decide on a name for your website yet? There were some class suggestions.

still deciding on whether to pay for some web thingies.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06,
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LOST THE NEWS AGAIN!"
chicken? cats? naaaah
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:16,
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chicken? cats? naaaah

and on the same CD is the Twin Peaks Pilot.
I like that dream you had btw.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:19,
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I like that dream you had btw.

theyre great, I wish i still had them, can we do an ftp sesh later? that dream was actually kind of scary, there was an implied threat when they appeared from inside the egss that I just couldnt really get across.
woo to the double strangeness on morris and twin peaks eh?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:26,
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woo to the double strangeness on morris and twin peaks eh?

you might be right. or there might have been something in the penguin i ate while i was doing that picture... not had one for years.. mmmm.

knew they had the 'Annual Marmot Ballroom Dancing Trophy'
within their grasp!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08,
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within their grasp!

ace name
forever now associated with Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09,
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forever now associated with Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

not just an amusing nose, but one that could land you in strange places at night.
woo!!
ey op Slim, gonna help me with paper then? :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:28,
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woo!!
ey op Slim, gonna help me with paper then? :)

the real one looks like she has been pressed past her elastic limit.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09,
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"älg" in noggie, although that might be swedish
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10,
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I think I remember a Nork (that's what people from Norway are called) taught me that "Boobies" are "Peller" or something like that in Norkish. Could have been Sviddish though.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11,
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even a bit of Flemish to go with it
WOO
well, some scandinavian language anyway
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:06,
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WOO
well, some scandinavian language anyway

well done Boab - one for the oldies!
are you aware of the change of venue for the pistolstar gig?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07,
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are you aware of the change of venue for the pistolstar gig?

Didnt they sing 'i'd like to stab the world in the eye with a can of coke'
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11,
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is simply an interesting rock formation, it is
absurd to think it is anything more. Our
latest high-resolution picture, shown below,
should silence those conspiracy theorists once
and for all" - NASA

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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:01,
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absurd to think it is anything more. Our
latest high-resolution picture, shown below,
should silence those conspiracy theorists once
and for all" - NASA


incredible. It's like an entire movie in one little animation.
WYH x 100
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57,
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WYH x 100

eggsistence?
I'm so terribly sorry
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00,
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I'm so terribly sorry

if curry_monster finds you've been raiding his pun stack ;)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:02,
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blank the eggs, it looks like porridge now.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08,
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*runs to the fridge to smash all the eggs*
Thats exceptional!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29,
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Thats exceptional!

Oh great...another reason for me to fear(!) eggs...Please don't ask why.... ;-)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07,
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![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
I'm an attention whore.
Look at this:

USA's new tactical nuke
my first gif-anim i put some work into.
Except stickmen-movies.
resized. only for your pleasure.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53,
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Look at this:

USA's new tactical nuke
my first gif-anim i put some work into.
Except stickmen-movies.
resized. only for your pleasure.

people give you loads and loads of shit, youll appreciate the advice if you last here...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:54,
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in over all surface area, isn't it?
not sure, but i think reposting is sort of frowned upon.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56,
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not sure, but i think reposting is sort of frowned upon.
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