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# extended nohands
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Yay
Let's have more No Hands he is the meme
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Even though
Hypes piccy is very good indeed, lets not.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# I'm with the good Squire on this one
I need a special "ginger kitten" filter or something.

Nice anim though :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# If you create that filter
I'll give you a fiver for a copy. Sod it, a tenner.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)
# talking of memes
'lonely socks' has been linked to on memepool:

www.memepool.com/

phil.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Do it in Flash
with an amusing accordian playing in the background
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# accordions
are not amusing
ultimate evil
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
#
*grrooooowwwww-nnnnn"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# i hate the little bastard
but that is very good : )
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It may have been large, but it was cold and wet
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# reminds me of the muskahounds
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf...muskahounds are always ready...arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf....helping everybooooooody.....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I always liked how
he cut the apple into thin slivers...and how his nose glowed red when he got angry.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Dogtanian
What a dashing you man he was. He was a real gentleman, not some cad who would lure you to a trout pond and then run off, leaving a poor girl with her reputation in tatters.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I have returned from
China where I have sated my lust upon many a chinese whore and house boy, I have chased the dragon and dipped my toes in the waters of madness.
Still up for it then?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Pish Posh!
Even though I have been cast from the family home in ---shire, run away to London where I have fallen on bad times and find myself being cast from brothel to brothel as no man will touch such sullied goods (not even the scurvy curs who frequent these establishments), I would rather die than swallow (my pride, and return to you)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# My lady,
I do not wish lay my...oh I can't be bothered anymore. ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# ha ha
you caved
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I ran out of words.
plus I couldn't beat the 'swa;;ow' gag.
Fun though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I had an awful time
absolutely unbearable
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# those were they days
*sigh*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I'm upset by the death of my Moogy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# That's a Miniscope Mk II
from a Pulsar right?

And very woo it is too...!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Er?
Minimax!!!!! you were so close!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Stevie uses Pulsar...but he thinks it's Minimax!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Arse
I've not seen the MiniMax.. I'm running a Pulsar 2 with SFP 3, and it's been a while since I brought any synths for it....

CREAMWARE ROCK!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Oh
dear.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# is there a pool of blood under that cat?
crime scene.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I think my dog's broken........
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# My God that is strange
wyh
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# yep sure is
you need to see the dogtor!!





sorry, so very very sorry.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# groan
* slap *
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# KILL IT! KILL IT!
*runs away*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I have no idea why
but your response made me laugh out loud in a very full quiet office.
ahem.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# i would.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I have
Scary pic - nice work!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's good but "Ruff"

get it.......eh...eh?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# OI!
you cant blank a blank when you started the original blanketness.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# BASTARD!
Look! he did it again!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
#
 
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# eek!
*hides behind desk*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I can't stop
laughing at that!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that punchline works every time
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# thats brilliantly
odd!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Nows thats...
damn scary man
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Catch The Surf!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# who is that?
recognise him.......
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Simon Parkin
Broom Cupboard Lion-o-a-like
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Simon Parkin
Late of CBBC
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# ooo
woo. i remember.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# A twat
as I recall.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Simon Parkin
BBC Kid's Non-entity Host.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# This vision haunts my sleep
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# and that
without the police woudl be rogan's heaven.
stick in a couple of elephants too and he would never leave.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# "the owls are not what they seem"
/twin peaks/

owls rock!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# cooper
cooper
cooper
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# somehow I
was just reminded of the excellent x-file "small potatoes" F.....B.....I! "are you looking at me? I dont see anyone...."

/anorak
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# take stronger drugs
twit woo yay.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I have dreams like that...
but generally I like dreams with giant hooters in them
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Here
have a coat, I don't know if it's yours, just take it and go.

/arf
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Only if
there's a wallet in it
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
# the expression on his face
would haunt me too

/edit woo and yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)
# does he fire laser beams
from his eyes?

WYH BTW
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Fricking laser beams!
He should and he will.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Oh woo!
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Owl Time Warner
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Just got back from Uni
but on the way back, walking down the path to my car, I came across 2 people and a dog.

The man was blind and his dog was obviously his guide dog (for it had all the gear)....I overheard the woman say this to him.....TRUE

"So, uhh, did you see the new job they posted ?"

Isn't language so cruel at times.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# he he
a teacher friend of mine once said, with reference to a home office policy that was obviously wrong-headed, "Why can't blunkett see that... " and that was as far as she got.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hehe
great !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)
# One of my best friends' dad
committed suicide and afterwards I was always saying things like killing myself laughing and then regretting it big time.

Very odd how you react to tragedies like that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)
# It's always the same
sad story there.........but it is always the same. As soon as summat bad happens the language ends up reflecting it no matter how much you try not to bring the topic into the conversation.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# the subconscious urge
not to say something, almost guarantees its inevitable blurting, probably at the most inopportune time
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Eloquently put
and very true
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# My girlfriend once said ....
.."Why can't you just piss off?" and the funny thing was it was just after she had taken a Restraining Order out. Hahaha. No wait ... that's not really the same thing is it?

/coat/500m radius
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i'm running a fun-run in april - 10 miles
and i keep telling people, "it will probably kill me", which is in poor taste considering i'm running it to raise money for leukemia charity - a friend of mine dying from it last year...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Yes
but did you actually say that to your friend?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)
# not
before he died, no.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Probably
for the best.

Good luck BTW
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# A friend of mine died from cancer a couple of years ago
another friend wanted to get him a "get well soon" card but when it became clear he wasn't going to she settled for "Enjoy your trip".

The sentiment was thankfully appreciated.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# My Grandad only has one leg
and much terrible sayings have occured. One time I was going to take off his fake one while he was asleep then shout 'FIRE!! FIRE!!' but I'm not that mean.
Also his electric buggy's speedomeeter goes

Tortoise--------------------------Hare

but with pictures
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)
# is that true about the tortoise to hare thing ?
if so, that is class.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Seen that
on a petrol-driven lawnmower, deliberately misinterpreted it as indicating what you'd be able to chop with the blades.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# It is 100% fact

btw did you decide on a name for your website yet? There were some class suggestions.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# not yet
still deciding on whether to pay for some web thingies.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ewww i thought it was supposed to taste like chicken??
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)
# "YOUVE ONLY GONE AND
LOST THE NEWS AGAIN!"

chicken? cats? naaaah
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)
# yay i'm listing to a Chris Morris Early Edition from years ago
and on the same CD is the Twin Peaks Pilot.
I like that dream you had btw.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)
# are you listening to the first radio shows?
theyre great, I wish i still had them, can we do an ftp sesh later? that dream was actually kind of scary, there was an implied threat when they appeared from inside the egss that I just couldnt really get across.

woo to the double strangeness on morris and twin peaks eh?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha
I can see that cat's naughty bits.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)
# woo
there's some very odd stuff on this page!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# there must be somethng in the water
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i think

you might be right. or there might have been something in the penguin i ate while i was doing that picture... not had one for years.. mmmm.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
# You
say that like you're surprised...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] been away so long

best i could do with the paintmash at work
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# woo!
he'd better pray that doggie don't snort...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Quality
paintmash-a-rooga
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Ruprect & Daisy
knew they had the 'Annual Marmot Ballroom Dancing Trophy'
within their grasp!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# woo!
:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Ruprect
ace name

forever now associated with Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# hehe!
woo dancing aminals is good.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Every time little Bryan dozed off...
his nose would awaken!!

Took wayyy too long

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# evil nose!
i likey muchly!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# he he he
class
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# wow!
I think that one should win.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# bizarreomungus
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)
# wow,
not just an amusing nose, but one that could land you in strange places at night.

woo!!

ey op Slim, gonna help me with paper then? :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Totsvig Toy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yay
the real one looks like she has been pressed past her elastic limit.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# marvelous
now do Punch-Bag Totsvig
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A dog with a_moose_in_nose, you say?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# done already
but not in norwegian! hoorah for slim.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Det er Norwegian.
(according to the translator thingywotsit)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Norwegian is a comedy goldmine!
woo:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i think he'd be an
"älg" in noggie, although that might be swedish
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Ah
I think I remember a Nork (that's what people from Norway are called) taught me that "Boobies" are "Peller" or something like that in Norkish. Could have been Sviddish though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# he he
you said 'nork'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ooh
even a bit of Flemish to go with it
WOO
well, some scandinavian language anyway
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)
# It's The Asylum Seekers
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Who?
Pre-seventies band?
No idea :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)
# HA!
well done Boab - one for the oldies!
are you aware of the change of venue for the pistolstar gig?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I am now. Cheers.
The Bongo Club - better venue anyway
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# that's fantastic
shifty looking lot
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# wonderful!
hehe!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
Didnt they sing 'i'd like to stab the world in the eye with a can of coke'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# "This supposed 'Mars face'
is simply an interesting rock formation, it is
absurd to think it is anything more. Our
latest high-resolution picture, shown below,
should silence those conspiracy theorists once
and for all" - NASA

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)
# So that's ..
.. where Morph went when they scrapped Vision On
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# mars-spong!
nice one!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I ran that image through several filters...
and found:

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# hmmm...
the mystery deepens
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I actually dreamt this at some point last night.



(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)
# wow
that is so ace
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!!
that's dark
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# That is actually
incredible. It's like an entire movie in one little animation.

WYH x 100
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# real dream.
woke up scared/
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# is that how The Fear came into
eggsistence?

I'm so terribly sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)
# you will be
if curry_monster finds you've been raiding his pun stack ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I never touched his...
...oh I see
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# nutter
absolute nutter

love it!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)
# You are a
fucking demented genius!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that is really quite brilliant!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that's worth
a quick delurk

/delurks

woo & yay

/relurks
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Pure class
W/Y/H
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
Go You!!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# splendid
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Change of breakfast plans..
blank the eggs, it looks like porridge now.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Can I try some
eggcellent
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Aaaarrrrrrgggghhh
*runs to the fridge to smash all the eggs*

Thats exceptional!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Oh joy of joys...
Oh great...another reason for me to fear(!) eggs...Please don't ask why.... ;-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# You are truly mental!!!
Tremendous!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost! Repost!
I'm an attention whore.
Look at this:


USA's new tactical nuke
my first gif-anim i put some work into.
Except stickmen-movies.
resized. only for your pleasure.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)
# wow
thats a bit big (dimensionally speaking)!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)
# delete it now before
people give you loads and loads of shit, youll appreciate the advice if you last here...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)
# hes right...


cockbadger!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I appreciate it
oh jes. keep em coming.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# thats a bit large
in over all surface area, isn't it?

not sure, but i think reposting is sort of frowned upon.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)
# is it?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)
# yes
i think so..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


Not sure which category this should be in.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

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