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Found in West End phone box...

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

that

is very appropriate, well done.
*edit* Bloody hell your Bond Villain top trumps is great!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

Thanks - I'm very proud of it

I considering doing a B3ta version using all the favorites from the board (as per the link from the FAQs)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

there is one somewhere from before christmas

i think it was mr alfie who collected them...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha,

I wish I'd thought of that.
You should make them as stickers or something...or whack it on a t-shirt.
Edit: Do you mind if I pinch that so I can put it on a T-shirt or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

Please do

e2btest.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bitch.psd

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

Cheers,

I have copied the link.
I'll let you know how it turns out.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Cheers

is it opensource now?

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

Should be

do the right click/target thang

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

thatnks for the tips on downloading files...

...I have never used a pooter before....;o)

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

Heheeh Woo to you!

There are alot of people here who would call that number.
EDIT: Should also include; 'pictures of your drunk ugly mates a speciality' and 'no no-hands'.

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

I'll put the PSD file up and you can edit appropriately

I'd do it myself but hey what am I your... etc etc

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

Touche!

hee hee

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

haha!

is that true? - can you do me a picture of two lions fighting over a lemon? ;-)

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

Why all the requests today?

That just isn't the idea!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

wasn't being

entirely serious! I'm quite capable

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

ooooh

don't I know it

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

Can some one make me a donkey in a monster truck then?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

ha ha

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

Good Morning

Clicky piccy for 1024x768 full on knob out size

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

boootiful

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Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

You know, you look just like

Christine Aguilorioanwaterfountainara...or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

You mean

Mariah Carey.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

anyone got

a tissue handy ?

/runs...........

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

here, use this one

I've finished

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

still got that

embarrasing little problem then I see

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

No,

I meant Anastasia.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

Bovine

it is unhealthy to know so many pop bints.

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

I know.

I scare myself.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

Sure you didn't mean britney

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

Oh dear god

he said the 'B' word after being expressly warned against it!

It's guys like you who'd cross the streams and either a) All life as we know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light or b) Getting piss on our shoes.

I've said my piece.

(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

grrrrr

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Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

eh?

I do not

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Laini, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

don't worry about it

bovine looks like sloth off the goonies ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

Aye you guuuuys!

Root, root, Baby, root

he's a little light on quotable lines

(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

Its

Baby Ruth.
And he does have some good lines.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

at least get them right

it's "Baby Ruth".

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

So the the chocolate bar is called a Baby Ruth?

What's that about?

(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

I know you don't,

I was being silly cos of what you said in your profile.
And I do not look like Sloth from the Goonies...I look more like Chunk.

*weeps*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

awwww

poor old bovvie.
You're a legend on here, remember all b3tan men are gorgeous*
* this statement may not be true

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

It's not true,

some are blessed with handsomeness the rest of us have to make do with sparkling personalities.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

Which makes

them the pretty ones

(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

Possibly.

Sadly I'm blessed with neither.
Luckily I have a knob the size of a petrified King Cobra.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)

It's true

You've seen how petrified things shrink, right?

At least, that's what his imaginary girlfriend told me, while he was out the other night

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)

That is

lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

so are you my sweet

bugger replied to the wrong one

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

No you didn't.

You dirty slut-man.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)

you know you wan't me

just remember what Jadeviper said about blokes of 35 ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

tis true

best sex ever...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

sorry

I was pissed
Don't remember a thing
but thanks for the compliment ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

I'm

35 stone.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

and 2 ozs

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

that's just the bag of

toffees that he's carrying

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

he's

a man whore!
he's a dirty he bitch
/duce bigallow

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

Heh,

I actually quite enjoyed that film.
He-Bitch.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

morning spittle chine

you did that on purpose didn't you

welllllllllllllll we've hit our DSL target now and we're gonna get it in about a year!!!!

btcnuts

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

DSL ?

hehehe contetion ratio of 25/1
should be just like having a 56k

*waves cable modem tauntingly*

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

i like that

and good morning all

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

Blinky blimey

that's dead good that is.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

Cheeky request time

Has anyone bought today's Daily Mail?

If so, can you scan it and send it to me? I have a crap idea and can't bear the social ridicule of purchasing said chip wrapper.

Ta muchly.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

Is this a joke

about asylum seekers?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

but I could do one about saving England for the English if you like...
:-)

Is that the right smiley face? I've never understood em...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

nor me, i should have put a winky up there

one of these ;) rather than the other type!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

winky

*snigger*

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

oooh nice

but no cheese

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

what a wonderful

way to start the day!
:)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)

That is rather wonderous

you have excelled yourself Mr Flan

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)

pulled a muscle doing that

was going for the oyster, but she was frigid

/cape

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

that's great

I couldn't work out what it was from the small version

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

christ on a bike

praise from a b3ta god !

now terribly humble

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

it is a good wallpaper

mind if I add it to the b3tapaper blog?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

feel free

there more here www.churchwards.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wallpaper.html

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

blimey

some good ones there - like the hippo

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

thats luverly

sir...did you get me email....

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raw-edge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

yes

text me ur home number
I'll give you a call after I've signed on

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

call my mobile

i am working today....

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raw-edge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

Yaaay!

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

oh dear

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

you keep him busy

I'll get the straight jacket

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

can't you

keep him busy and I'll get the strait jacket? I'm scared...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

Hey Fat Boab

Over here, put your arms in the air

quick thirdman, NOWedit

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

Now

wave 'em like you just don't care.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:24, archived)

oooooooo

looookkk

fat boab shaves his armpits!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

*looks closer*

No, he doesn't, he's wearing some sort of flesh coloured armpit protector.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

wot?

like an anti tickle cream?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

Could be,

or Smell-Be-Gone Plastic Protectant.
With added E18A Flohydromeltisom.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

I had some of that

hairless ball bag for a year save for one long grey one

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

Now what do we do with him?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

quicklime

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

Naaa

whack him in the ACME 'No-Hands' kitten dispenserer.

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

That's fucking terrible

Well done.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

It's a fair cop

I'll come quietly. And stop nipping my oxter hair.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

Badger Man

Erm right I don't know if you're "allowed" to ask for requests so erm excuse me if you can't, but well tough.

I need a photo of a badger-man hybrid (or failing that a weasel man) if possible.

Thanks

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!

Careful - theres some types round 'ere that'd use abusive language at that...

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

You need it eh?

What are you? Some kinda sick prevert?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)

this isn't the sick prevert board?

what have I been doing here for two months?

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)

Um...

Not sure what you've been doing...

Please tell me it didn't involve touching of the cockorgash?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

hehe

you said Mot

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

Oh No I Didn't...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

you want

changed url

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

maybe you want

www.goatse. cx
but I do not.

ugh.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

I propose

that everyone that posts that link (even without hiding the address) should be branded an evil cunt.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

Changed it now then

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

Thank you

evil c...

/snigger

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Sweet Christ

Did you have to do that?

Thank God I'm at home and not at work...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

if it's not

I should go...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

mornin all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

morning

ape-thang

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

Hello

Made any more holes recently?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

nope

too much bruising atm

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

Was thinking about you yesterday...

I was having fun with a staple gun!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

that sounds

kinky...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

sounds quite fun actually

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)

Its Always Fun With A Staple Gun!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

I'm surrounded

by freaks. must protect innocent, pure mind...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Whose?

I've seen the thread down there.
||
||
||
\/

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

which thread?

0:)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

A member for 130 days....

.... and still innocent with a sweet mind? WOW! You have a level of willpower beyond that of mortals! For which we salut u and will try to do a better job in the future

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

I'm

incorruptable! but do your worst ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

Sounds like a challenge to me!

But I'm useless at this stuff! Waaaa! No time to do piccies, so have an old one instead:

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

um...

huh? please don't nuke my brain.. it's the only one I've got!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

I'm sorry....

...But I've done it now - your brain is no more, just a glowing radioactive mess....

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

shouldn't

my eyes be glowing too?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

Sorry, no time to fix it now.....

Last week of project work then no more uni ever! YAY! well, except for my finals, but they are WEEKS away!

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

You went

to reading?
Is that kevin warwick bloke as much of a loser as he appears to be?

I'm a roboticist too, we don't like him much....

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

LOL - He's a little strange

But can be nice and cuddly!

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

Fair Enough

But his implant in the arm that he did first, that was a bit suss. I could do that, no problem.

Shameless self promoter that he is....
:)

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

The first implant, yeah..

..cats have something similar put in to track them when they get lost, so it wasn't really of much scientific value. However, the second was more interesting and has some real researchy-value in the field of parkinsons disease and better motor control of prostheses. If u're interested, grab my e-mail from my site and we'll chat offline! I've got too much 2 do today to chat here :(

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

don't tempt me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

tempt tempt tempt

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

please don't

my mind is a horrible place, if you see, you will die

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

doubt that...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

If we open up Apes head to look at his mind then it is HE who will die!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

see?

there's a good side to everything ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Morning madman

I guess from your presence you are:
A) Still alive
B) Able to sit down...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

yes and yes

theres no damage except for bruising and everything works

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

is the bruising healing

how about the holes in your mind?

morning :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

its ok

gonna leave it another few days until round 2 tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

get yourself a badger and get yourself a man, find a bleak castle at the top of a hill, a dervant called Igor, wait for a handy thunderstorm and there you go.

Failing that, take a picture of a badger and a picture of a man, open some photo-editing software and there you go...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

No, technology baaaaad!

The lo-fi genetic-splicing ability of thunderstorms is a natural phenomenon sadly neglected in modern times.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

silly badger

post a piccie, a link or somethink with your request or tag it to someone else's thread - you've just killed a kitten!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

I thought it was

masturbated a kitten?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

you can get arrested for that

morning, how's the bairn this bonnie morn?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

she's in her high chair

investigating the properties of tinned mandarine orange. She's never had it before so I gave her a couple of bits to play with after breakfast.

How's Mrs Thebear and the bump? Is she showing yet?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

She's fine, nesting at the moment

which meant a weekend of frantic shopping (money kind) and then driving 350 minutes on Sunday to get the family cot (60 years old) and family high chair (60 years old), two sunday roasts, one WITHOUT gravy, and clean clean clean!!!

Yes she is showing nicely, a little bump but half the size of a friend who is due 6 weeks after her!

Docs say everything is fine, tha's the main thing!

Mandarine - niceee. Tried the pineapple wince yet?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

pineapple is the next tin on the shelf :)

though she's had it once in a jar - hawaiian calypso or something! I think it was papaya and pineapple. it made her sick...

I didn't nest until I went on maternity leave - I didn't have the energy before then! But then I was travelling from the top of the Victoria line to almost the bottom to get to work everyday, and no-one ever gave me a seat (that's not true - i was offered a seat 3 times over my whole pregnancy).

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

Roast WITHOUT gravy!

sweet lord Jesus Christ, what is this blasphemy!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

I quite agree

DRY yorkshire pud!!!!

shall never darken my brother's door again!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

*gasp*

Next you'll be saying the beef wasn't tough and rubbery...

/shocked

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

Miny thread-jack...

is there a way you can setup photoshop to add a watermark (ie a saved image) to a pic at the click of a button? No? Ok then.

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

You should be able

to set up an action that does that for you...you'll have to drag it to the right place on the image though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

an action.

cool - cheeeeeeeers!

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

A pleasure.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

And Im probablyu going to regret it

but I especially need one of the bloke in the middle of this photo:
here

or on the right of this one:
or here

holiday snaps rule.

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

redex!!!!

if you need the bloke in these pics (I assume you have more than redexes) then where's the problem?? You have him... (unless you're looking for dating advice, in which case, you've come to the wrong place)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:10, archived)

:'-(

Ah yes but I have a problem. I'm not ashamed to admit it (well only a little). I cccan't shop

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

there's only one way to learn

and half of us can't either. It's amazing what you can do with only a few buttons. it's also amazing how much I got laughed at the other day when I asked for help on something I was doing and the person I asked realised I only know how to cut and paste, effectively. Just give it a try.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)

work

Im at work as well which means no Photoshop. Oh the joys of working in a mundane windowless office.

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

you can use anything though

PSP, even MSPaint! give it a go!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:24, archived)

What are we?

You're badger-man hybrid creating whores? Do I look like Clare Rayner?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

I dunno

Do you look like Clare Rayner? Before or after she died?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

When did Claire Rayner die?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)

She died a year or so ago

heart attack I think.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

But she seemed so fit & healthy

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

Clare Raynor's dead!!!!!!!???????

NNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

Now she really does have wings

*groan*

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

pffft

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

What are we

your badger-man hybrid finding bitches?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

correct

now back to work

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

I've got a weasel king.

/repost

Does that count?

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

That

Is one of my all time faves. Re-woo!

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viama, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

wahey

I like the weasel king

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

Eerily enough

Have my pantbadger

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

muhahhaha

sweet, that might just do it....

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

what's that thing

sticking out of his left eye?

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

if it was looking in a mirror

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

I think you

mean its fur?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

Model cat

Just caught the cat on video and mixed some appropriate sound..

www.onda-media.com/jani/jallu.avi

--
Jani

(jani, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)

You loon

I love they way your cat keeps getting bored with the whole thing and licking itself instead.

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chthonic, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

I think me cats trying to get its own back...

Woohoo! My b3ta-kinda-gallery-type-thing is now open!

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

HaHaHa

Don't know why I'm laughing, I should be crying! I'd say your cat has more talent than me.......

I'll go cry in a corner now!

WOO YAY for the pic by the way!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)

Somethingawful

now has an article up where the forum goons shows their cats. Someof them are quite shoppable

[edit] BTW, do cheetos count as a dairy product?

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)

/btw don't fink so.

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

but that reminds me

A man goes to the doctor because his man parts have turned orange. The doctor asks him what he has been doing.

"Nothing unusual, watching porn and eating cheetos."

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:39, archived)

Weeeeee

Arachnid theme park !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:40, archived)

morning you glosrious freak of nature...

did you get my mail?

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raw-edge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yay

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)

There must be

hundreds of them collecting in that jar

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)

W/Y/H

any more spider-encounters last night?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)

morning

none, maybe the cats ate them all.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:46, archived)

Someone told me

That if you squash a spider, its spider friends come along and carry it away. Is this true?

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)

I though that

was cockroaches, except they eat the body?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)

Cockroaches carry away spiders?

I s'pose the legs would be a bit crispy

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)

we used to get spiders

even the cats were scared of :( They lived behind, under and in the coal bunker. they used to come in shovelled in buckets of coal and it didn't kill them. they were hard as fuck and mean. they'd just look at you as if to say "yeah?". if they dropped to the floor from the ceiling you heard them land...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)

where I work

there are scorpions. and they like to hide in laundry and shoes. and sleeping bags.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)

You DO live near a nuclear plant don't you?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)

My back gardens like temple of the spiders

They all come into the house in October. If you catch em in a glass they leap at your hands! Bloody scary...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

when you cut the grass in the summer here

(not where we used to get the huge spiders) thousands of big black spiders run up out of the grass up the fence and the walls... *shudder*

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

I was so happy when this tuned out to be true

www.snopes2.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)

I know an old woman

who swallowed a spider

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)

did it wriggle & jiggle & tickle inside her?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)

she

swallowed the spider to catch the fly

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)

do you know why

she swallowed the fly?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)

perhaps she'll die

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird

This could go on all day

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)

she swallowed the bird to catch the marmot

no, wait...

weasel?

no, that still isn't it...

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

now you're just being silly

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

I know a spider who swallowed an old lady

You want to see the size of the friggin spider!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

no. no I don't.

not even a little bit.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

Exactly

you need some sort of reptile to catch a marmot... Avians just don't cut it... I recommend a Gecko... they're not as rough going down

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)

I've always been particular to skinks

look at this one
www.pcs.k12.va.us/vtrail/V-24a.jpg
soooo cute

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

aww bless

I don't think I could swallow one of those... maybe a tail... it'll grow back right?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

That's really cool! I want a go.

Also, i've just had an update from one of my favourite sites, the beautifully named www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ That's 60 1s. Check it out, the artwork is just gorgeous.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:47, archived)

wheeeeee

frontpage

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

HateMyKitten .com

Noooooooo!!!!!

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Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

*giggle*

Yaaaaaaaaaawn. Morning all.

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)

Bastards!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:38, archived)

what have they done to coco?

who i sneaked onto the front page of one of our high-falutin' dev servers recently... hehe.

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)

One Man Is His Dog

Sorry, this is my Dad and our Dog

If the link is broken, there could be some imaginations running wild with the description.... You should all be ashamed of yourselves, dirty dirty dirty.... well done!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:27, archived)

does ur mum

mkae him wear the collar ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:29, archived)

Our family dynamics

are not up for discussion here!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

he does have a look of

"no I didn't shit on the carpet" about him
I trust his tail is between his legs

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)

Hmmmm,

he woudn't be the brightest of creatures....

The dog, not the aul' lad!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:41, archived)

hehehehe

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)

good doggie

Here, have a bone

Sorry for delay, MSN Groups is slow today!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

that is

incredibly neat head swapping. Does your dad know what you've done? and are you working on the "negative" image?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

Aint' seen him yet, sent to him by email

What's a negative image? Just used the lasso mask tool....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

I don't mean a proper negative image

I mean your dad's head on the dog's body...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)

ah... sorry

good idea, I'm sure the dog would like that!

Had a quick look at some other pics, have to take more of the dog for that to work, wouldn't work with what I have.... sorry

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

mornin'

1024x768

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:21, archived)

It seems I have taken over in

the bulb stakes

Wooooo.......tis very "Terrahawks"

/shuffles off humming subdivisions by Rush

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:25, archived)

Yay! 8D

I'm an old Rush fan!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)

the only decent thing to come

out of Canada
*FACT*

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

Moving Pictures

is a great album and so are your bulbs!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

wallpapertastic

www.churchwards.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wallpaper.html

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:38, archived)

I saw them yesterday!

They're nice!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)

shall be making some more today

when the hummus starts to trickle

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)

don't ever

watch Terrahawks as an adult if you loved it as a child - your illusions will be shattered. Better to remember it as a fantastic programme than realise how crap it really was, and not in a good way.

That is all.

Other than woo to the pic, even though I can't see what it is. I like the star field.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:27, archived)

There's a 1024x768 version also!

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

You're kidding right?

Every time I walk past HMV I can hear the DVDs calling me...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)

Hahahaha. Nice!

Morning all, by the way. I'm sure most will have seen Zefranks's site, but if not, I'd recommend you get over to www.zefrank.com/puppets/index.html right now. It's the mutt's nuts; an American who gets irony!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

heehee!

nice!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)

Didn't get a lot of sleep last night,

Don't feel so great this morning

Feel a bit pasty

Are we still doing the self cartoons from yesterday? Oh, and good morning to one and all, where ARE my manners?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:14, archived)

there were

self cartoons yesterday? I must've missed that... probably just as well.

you don't look much like a pastie to me... have you thought about a little makeup?

it's too early...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:16, archived)

is it George Micheal ?

/runs

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:17, archived)

Well...

not quite self, but of my lady

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

Goooooooooooooooooooooood Morning all

Rther quiet this morning. I reckon a quick sound off won't harm anyone.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:05, archived)

i agree

and good morning to you.

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Or is it?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:09, archived)

hullo

I'm just lurking. and when the board wakes up good an propa, I'm gonna post my new piccy :D

Guten Morgen to everyone :D

it's 9 pm down here in Kiwiland

(TopGun6061, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:09, archived)

Good evening

I had my local burger bar make me a Kiwiburger the other day, got some very odd looks :o/

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:21, archived)

was it made of kiwis?

the fruit the bird or the people?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:22, archived)

nah

it had egg and beetroot in it, tis very yummmy

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)

um...

*boak*

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)

OH NO!

it is a crime against humanity for a hamburger not to have egg and beetroot!!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:29, archived)

beetroot

is boufin'

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

my little niece burat into tears one tea time

she bawlled "I don't like that beetle fruit mummy"
Made I larrf like a loon

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

that's the kind of thing

my wee sister says all the time. She's 24...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)

single ?

/dirty mac

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

yes she is...

wanna see a pic of her?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

duh..

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

*arm twisted*

go on then

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

hmmmm

I can't find a decent one... remind me later! there are a few pics of her on my daughter's website (Aunti Jo) here

I'm off do unspeakable things to a banana in the name of baby breakfast. back soon.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)

Gourmet Burger Kitchen rules

(at least the one in Putney does)

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)

morning

why aren't nights as long as they used to be when I was younger?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:13, archived)

you should wait till you reach my ripe old age

they are measured in minus figures, I actually get up 3 hours beofre I go to bed

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:17, archived)

it wouldn't be so bad

if I got the chance to sleep from when I went to bed till when I got up, but the ratbag has a cold and is waking through the night a lot.

Edit: "when i get to your age"... should I ever live that long ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:21, archived)

In theory not

as my age will increase accordingly every year yours does

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)

would it be

impolite to ask how old you are, or at least in which decade/century you were born?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:24, archived)

so this year my age and waist size match....for the 2nd time since my teens

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)

is the best age ever for a bloke. in my experience. 100% of FACT

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

Something for me

to look forward to then.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:44, archived)

Mooooooooooooooooooooorninge

Wooo it's signing on day today...the highlight of me fortnight.
grumble poxy colliers wood grumble

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:16, archived)

you're lucky

you're entitled to benefits. Got a letter through the other day, child benefit is going up 30p per week! to £16.05...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:17, archived)

ah but I still have to

cough up to the CSA, even though she has remarried a fella on £50k and had my sons surname changed
/bitter ? Me ? I'll have a pint

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:19, archived)

that

sucks. muchly.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:20, archived)

yeah she sucks now

didnt for the 7 years I was married to her tho

badum tush

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:22, archived)

too early!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)

that was her excuse

/im on a roll now :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:24, archived)

the too early bit

or the groan bit? I've almost forgotten what it's like...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:25, archived)

you need to get urself a Harley like Mrs Flan

saves a fortune on batteries ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:27, archived)

don't speak to me

about the price of batteries! I should buy shares in Duracell...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

I've got a spare

mini engine and gearbox in the shed, only fires on 3, should be ideal

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

wouldn't it

be a bit noisy?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)

75bhp verus 2xAA

you choose

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

well

2(2xAA)+2xC actually...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:40, archived)

christ

is it a starter motor off a ford cargo 7.5ton or summat ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:41, archived)

there's just more than one...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:46, archived)

lets

make it

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

rocks

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

hello

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

white

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

this

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

bigga

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

What

chevron?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:57, archived)

DUnno

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)

(

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

)

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

{

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

}

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

Fear!

The almighty chevron!

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)

Oh'my

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.90Nz0., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

I thankyou

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

new post new post la lala lala la

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 6:32, archived)

Yay

for random bearded guy!
(like me)
...

although I have more fashionable glasses and a lot less beard.

and more hair.

night everyone.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 6:36, archived)

an hour and a shower later

and still at the top of the board

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 7:44, archived)

Hmmmmm

Morning all.

Four hours sleep, what the hell am I doing up at this time?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 7:54, archived)

enjoying

all the benefits of insomnia?

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:12, archived)

This is an experiment.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)

I'm just glad

no one has tried making an image which switches the "t" in rate for a "p"

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:28, archived)

Yeah

it crossed my mind, but then I discovered, I do actually have a tiny bit of good taste / sense left in my diseased brain..

and also because some sick fucks actually do abuse cats in that way - people like that, I'd string 'em up and burn 'em if I could

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)

yeah, i've thought of hate too

my favourite is the karate my kitten logo I did because I could use existing letters to make it fully authentic www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/KarateMykitten.jpg keep refreshing until it appears, i've got server probs.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:36, archived)

if you can see it then

i've found something very handy.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:29, archived)

I can see it

so what have you found?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)

well it needs further testing

but i reckon with a good web accessable mobile phone I could do what i've done to indole's image from anywhere in the world that I can get a signal and onto the net - using just the phone, no computers.
Though that might be pushing it, a pda in the mix might be enough.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:40, archived)

That's sort of interesting from a tech-nerd-geek point of view

but why would you want to?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 6:07, archived)

make spoons ... not war

gooday all .....not at skool = bored
peace march tomorrow in perth
wont be seeing any of you there
tata

(SPoRk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:43, archived)

Taters

..will John Howard be there?
If you see him, could you tell him he's a cunt?

I doubt he goes to Perth much at all though, outside of election year.
The cunt.

..he's coming over here soon so I may just get my chance!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:57, archived)

Where's the Magic Donkey?

I'm wondering why this isn't FP yet..

must be sleeping off the magic donkey dinner..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:01, archived)

Because we of the Magic Donkey Cult

all know how much that bastard Indole Ring loves to steal images.

Not really. Sorry Mr. Ring! Please don't hit me!

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:05, archived)

It dawns on me

that Choaderboy hasn't returned with far-out and groovy pictures of a psychedelic nature. It's been a few hours now..

Lightweight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)

yes

in the unlikey even that howard will be there i shall give him your message

(SPoRk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:09, archived)

You

and a few hundred others, eh?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)

yes

indeed.... i am bringing spoons to hurl at him

(SPoRk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:16, archived)

That'll fix the fucker

He may have the SAS, but I bet he hasn't got SPOOOOOOOOON GUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 5:32, archived)

This is how bored I am

no, I don't know why either

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:33, archived)

yay

i've been sponged, and by nohands! thats made my night :o)

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)

It's just not the same

when you spong yourself, is it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:56, archived)

It's late, and quite dead, so i think i can get away with this piece of crap

Clicky flash

Previous flash robot attempts:
Angry
Guitar

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)

Neo sez

(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:15, archived)

I like it.

(plazmagog, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

Jennifer could smell a rat.

(m4tt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:14, archived)

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