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probably glasscock ...

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

gah!

awful pun. i like it a lot!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

oof

that took me ages to get!

Just call me Mr Observant...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

OK Mr Observant

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

iraqis deploy armour piercing suicide paratroopers

for a laugh

(psausage76, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

that's rather good

if in poor taste.
w.y.h.

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

deadly

good

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

Todays Lesson : B3ta'ing in the real world

www.guardian.co.uk/arts/features/story/0,11710,926134,00.html
Can we take it as red that these guys are 'long time listners - first time callers' of b3ta.com?

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

GCHQ

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

ah was it...

oh well - nice cock pic btw

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

that is superb

too, too funny

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

love that

:)

used to live near there.
Koit? You there?

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crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

for a second there

i thought GC was Gatecrasher. but then i realised that it wouldnt make much sense.

Glasscox is serviceable also.

brilliant image.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

posted yesterday

yeah they do seem to be related to us (or they are just typical modern artists who will cash in on any popular phenomion..nahh.. they've got loads of talent)

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

I can't see what the fuss is about.

If I go to Athena (or whatever it's called) and buy a Van Gogh print and draw a big cock on it am I being postmodern and awfully, awfully clever, or am I just being a big twat?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

i remember once a buddy o mine called that

antenna once... sorry for reminding people if you are looking ant

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

I'd do it

to be a twat

;)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

I think that's what they are doing too.

They're doing shit stuff and letting twats like Brian Sewell tell them what it's all about. They must be pissing themselves.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

Atshly Sewell liked it.

Which amazes me, considering he's usually to the right of Mussolini when it comes to art...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

it's called

Artists being TWUNTS.
You see me and you and anyboby who is not a professional artist could do that and it would be like "Oh philistine, but they don't understand or matter so it's fine..

But poncy new modern artists do it JUST TO PISS OFF OTHER PONCES. And to get a reaction, which they do, which sells their crap. Great.

It is of couse due to 95% of all art being utter bollocks and lots of people having to justify themselves as if they don't they are the first up against the wall to be shot.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

i like artists being twunts

i don't care whether it's really art or not, i think it's funny

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

Of course it's funny

it points out the whole irony of "Art"

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

I saw a documentary about Jackson Pollock and the amount of

emotion and energy he put into his spatter paintings. Shame he didn't realise that they were utter fucking shit, and everyone from the special school down the road had done the same but with special sticks attached to their heads instead of using a brush and a ladder.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i dunno

i thought they were(are) good

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

but he was the first

and actually he was a very powerful painter..

go and see an actual one of his better ones and then say that - "Blue Poles" for example is great.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

Blue Poles is on the cusp of his decline.

By the time he died, he couldn't get arrested. His mid period of about 7 years was fantastic.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

The documentary was about the arse-end of his career.

I'm not a mad 'modern art is shit' type person. There is loads of stuff I love. I dug Hirst's dot stuff for exactly the same reason I dislike the work I saw in that documentary. It made me think. Hirst's work made me think "Cheeky bastard". Pollock's made me think "drunk man on ladder"
I'm totally out of my depth now, as I admit I've not seem much Pollock stuff. I'll stop now before I make an even bigger twat of myself.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

about 1%

of hirst's stuff is any good - same for pollock unfortunatelt.

Hirst pisses me off because he only comes up with a concept and then gets someone else to make it (who are then uncreditied).
He's just a cynical business man and a rippoff cnut. Hate him for that reason - he is ruining art for those who actually do anything resonable.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)


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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i wonder how they would react if....

someone decided to trash a piece of 'their' art?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

They drew on prints, not the originals.

Storm in a d-cup

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

The Grauniad had a feature in G2 t'other day,

and they said the originals had been defaced...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

they were extemely

rare and valuable prints

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

'Course they were.

Defacing copies would've been pointless. I have to say I like it. Nicely shopped, well executed. No kittens though...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

kittens are so, like, last year

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

The prints don't have much intrinsic worth though, do they,

other than to those rich enough to collect such things.
I like the chapmans, and think these look good.

(michael_k_vegfruit, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

But they

haven't trashed anyone's art - no more than anything that goes on here anyway.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

My mistake....

to be honest i didnt actually read the article i just jumped to an ill-concived conclusion based on my Daily Mail induced reactionary views
:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

bloody single mothers!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

is it just me

or are people getting pop ups for MSN communities and .Net when they come here?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

I do at home

where I don't have a pop-up killer

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

its probably some idiot

with a non-public account, i'm not getting them tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

Its lucky 13's

post.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

has anyone ever been banned for idiocy?

if not, can we? :p deffo future darwin award contender

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

But then

where would you go?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

lol

i'm curl up and a corner and wank like a chimp i expect

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

hahaha

For merely posting the comment:
"Wank like a chimp"
I feel you need to stay....

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

I use mozilla, with the correct java script settings

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

oooooh

get you!

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

I use mozilla too, so no pop-ups for me.

l33t haX0r 5k1llz, or something like that.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

its just you

they have an agemeter on you and they're doing it to piss you off...doesn't affect me 'cos I'm not really here!

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

ooh

Have you read The Lathe Of Heaven?

Ahh, I thought you said 'augmenter'. Still though have you read it anyway?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

Ursula K LeGuinn

r0x0rs

(or something)

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

Yeah, It's nice that b3tans are so widely read.

B3ta Bookclub Meeting No. 2

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

i love it when i appear in these little spaz slices

i'm such a whore

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

No is it good?

Has it got pictures?

Seriously, who wrote it...I'm in need of a new skein of books.

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

See Divvy's post.

It was written a long time ago so no pictures - 1971 and all that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

yup

see post further down

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

i get it here

and so do others down there
l
l
l
l
V

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

I don't suffer from pop ups...

...they put bromide in my tea now.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

PlusNet refferer

I'm currently signing up for a PlusNet broadband account.
If I name a PlusNet (or Force9) customer as a referrer, they get some cash.

If you have a PlusNet/Force9 account, let me know your username (the bit before .plus.com/.f9.co.uk/ etc) and I'll name you as the referrer.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

What a nice thing to do.

You are a gentleman Slim..

(I don't have an account though)

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Darryn.R, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

bah

you could at least repost one of your exceedingly amusing cakes.
Tsk!

;p

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

random Technotronic style Thread Jack Jack Jack Jack ya body....

i saw a number plate on the way to work that was B3 TAN and I had no-one to tell!!! So now I am! Woo!!

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

Where was it,

and what make, model and colour was the car?

We need to hunt the bugger down, pull him out of the car and surgically replace his head with a kittens. It's the only way he'll be able to drive it properly.

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

well

it was a dark blue large exec something.. either a Rover 75 or them new(ish) Jags with the round back lights. it wizzed past me on the M60 so i didnt have a chance to see who was driving i was too busy pointing and going "hey look!" to nobody in particular. REALLY wanted it to be a kitten driving. really did. i thought it might have been Rob but i dont know what he looks like? has anyone ever met the Holy One?

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

I don't have any cakes

But please accept something from joint kitty.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

he looks friendly

but I bet that's 99.5% tobacco in there.

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

party

tampons?

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
excellent terminology

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

Why don't you

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bob dinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

yeah

me too :(

(psausage76, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

42-6

ha ha!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

but pipex was down all last night!

i was b3ta-less for hours!

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

what a lovely gesture

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

*waves hands serenely*

that was also a lovely gesture

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

that

was just gay.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm on PlusNet

Where might I find your email?

(psychobabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

email me at:

dave AT howstrange.com

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

Germans/War/Winning Scenario thing entry

was much, much better in my head. honest. well, it can't be much worse now, can it?

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WD-39, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

"Gott In Himmel Frau Poppins"

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

"Gehen Sie, Mary Poppins, wir lieben Sie so wir machen nicht. "

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

eh?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

I think it translates as

"Your as gay as Mary Poppins innit" (sic)

Them's fightin' words.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

right then

*goes looking for cow bazooka in attic*

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

"You, Mary Poppins, we do not go making dear you so we. "

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

you Mary Poppins

me Jane

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

"Es ist dort schrecklich dunkles und düsteres hohes"

does that mean anything?

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

How dare you

I will not take my clothes off in public

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

That has got

to be a first:)

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Choice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

i will

can someone hold my codpiece?

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

The Doctors has told me

not to lift heavy objects

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Choice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

near enough

was a babelfish version of my favorite line from that film (and, in fact, any film): "It's awfully dark and gloomy up there"

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

ihre brustwarzte

sind sichtbar

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

"Ein spoonfull of Sarin helps der Zionist go down!"

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

"Ziehen Sie die Vögel, zwei Marks ein Beutel ein"

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WD-39, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

Happy Aryan Children.

I know this is a messageboard and everything has been seen before. This I have just been sent. www.sfcave.com/snake.php If you haven't seen - do go. If you have - ignore.

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Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

I hope you have

"Gott Mit Uns" on, children.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

"Jetzt gekommen auf Kinder, spit spot"

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WD-39, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

of course

the Chim-Chiminey scene is now verboten...

(dognutz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

I'll stop them soon, promise ...

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magoo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

surely

you have the bubbles in teh wrong mouths? she should start it!

/edit I do love em though. woo yay! and I still don't know the bint's name!

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

hmmmnnn ...

depends i think on whether fiona gets her own jokes, or not, or something ...

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magoo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

then that would make sense

is that fiona phillips? the one who writes a column in the sunday express magazine? i like her column!

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

probably

must have a good sub-editor :)

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magoo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)

hahahah

bless her

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

oooo, who got the millionth?

Ive been out for a long and frank business lunch with my senior manager, so I missed the excitement.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)

linky

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

Happyperson

good post as well

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

so what you doing tomorrow then?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

I replied to you TWICE, are you blind?

I have to get ready to go to the Dam. I leave the house at 9am on Friday.

I will try to find some interesting gadgets for us whilst I'm there.

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

yes Im blind.

Board moving massively quick, and I keep doing work.

Please tell me what getting ready for dam requires? Buying huge boxes of nodders, and a block of kendal mintcake for when you've smoked too much?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

thought so

I replied to you twice yesterday.

I need to do this thing called washing & ironing. I don't mind looking like crap when i'm at work, but I thought I'd make the effort for the trip.

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

cant you get your mum to do your ironing?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

Oh, it was thrilling,

a post appeared just like normal, but it was the millionth one.
I danced and sang in the street.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:27, archived)

yes

I haven't eaten or slept for the last two days just in case I missed it. As soon as it happened I immediately came in my pants and now I'm too sticky to stand up in the office.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

i decided to take the day off,

not too happy at work with internet access thing -gits-

so i had a very lazy day waiting for the moment of truth

: )

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

me to!

so glad someone else said it, not so embarrassed now!

unless that was sacastic...

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corington, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

why be embarrassed?

I gladly take days off, to the national average that is, about 5 i think these days.

its the British thing to do, why wait till your ill?

: ))

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

I was talking about the dirty thing mentioned above,

not taking the day off, I'm all for that

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corington, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

it's the british thing to do

as we get the lowest number of national holidays in europe!

cnuts of a government - 1/2 the bank holidays (or eqv) of any other country in europe.. and we work our asses off.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

Could be worse

could be American. They get fuck all annual leave when they first start working. Goes up a bit over the years but kids go into shock after leaving college and finding they've only got 10 days A/L.

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

and about 15-20

national holidays.. oh I'm soooo gutted for them
not a generalisation or anything but twats the lot of them
Is that why they have to make up for it by fucking the whole world over environmentally and politically?

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

but in the states taking your allocated holiday

is regarded as a sign of being workshy.
Puritan Work ethic or something

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

indeed

what's the point of taking a day off when you're sick?

Where's the fun in that???

If you're ill, go into work and sneeze, cough and puke on as many senior managers as possible.

That's what I do.

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

yay to all of the

above

i agree :)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

/sarc

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Samsonite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

I don't think it was just like normal

I tried replying to the 999999th post...

Having checked it, I now realise that sort of thing don't work

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

That

is funny.

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

i like these.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

thank

you

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magoo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

David Hasselhoff - has he finally lost it?

Got sent this link...sorry if you've seen it b4.

www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

I suppose he lost it ages ago but this is definative proof!

(Fegster, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

ooga cha cha oooga cha cha

that is sooooo unbeliveably bad its almost making me think twice about doing my KITT conversion

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

you'd have to play that song as you drove

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:27, archived)

arrrghhhh

i dont know i can record it to 8 track?

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

what, don't you have a vinyl autochanger in the boot?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)

I do

it's a trained monkey called Kevin. He can switch from 33 to 45 and everything!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

now thats talented

but its true i did once see filmed footage of a head unit record deck .. cant for the life of me remember where - might have been tommorrows world?

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

they had

one in the 50's.. i've seen it in a car somewhere.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

I know they have a mystery machine scooby doo van that has a stylus and is winduppable

so you could really just sit a sturdy box on the passenger seat, fix the record in place and wind it up and play music as you drive.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

no this

fittewd where the glove compartment was and played records i assume using the battery to power it.

looked quite cool in a useless crazy sort of way

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

and

completely fuck up all your records. Personally I put on surgical gloves each time I handle my vinyl. Which I only play in a sealed room, so that no dust particles or germs can contaminate my beloved discs.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

i read a very good counter arguement to the whole

vinyl has better sound resolution than cds...
frankly the outcome was that its bollocks and cds have a far better frequency range and store the audio data in a far more effective way..
Although having said thst i do occasionally buy records cos they are pretty.

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hal9000 sme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

that's a cool idea

a vinyl-only walkman would be good too. Who needs an Ipod when you can carry around a few tons of vinyl.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

good lord

that's simply fucking scary. I'm totally glad that my PC doesn't have sound in this particular case.

Why is he bumming aborigines in that video?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

Hitler must have died by now...

So here are the candidates for his replacement!

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andy206, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

hate to be rude

but do you think maybe someone did this already?
just a slim chance?
maybe?

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crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

Did they...?

who? where? was it better than mine? ;o) tell me tell me tell me! ;o)

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andy206, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

my favourite bit about that is the subject line

"Hitler must have died by now..."

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)

HITLER IS ALIVE! NAZI MADMAN PHOTOGRAPHED IN CHILE AT AGE 109!

Hitler has popped up in a nursing home in Chile, suffering from Alzheimer's disease and depression. In an interview, Hitler cursed his failing memory, saying, "What fun is life when you can't even remember some of your favorite atrocities? Damn. Should have kept a scrapbook."

/end quote from dubious newspaper

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crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

And still they wonder how people get infected....

I'm most likely to be number 1302937 to do this...but hey...blame canada!

(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

Is that really the superbug type thing like in all those films what where everyone dies suddenly and there's only a handful of ppl who survive because they happen to be immune

or doing research in a sealed underground lab with zombies?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

Yea

it's definately the last one...including lotsa explosions and limbs and stuff

(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

oh i hope so

but only if the only survivers are me and a load of nubile young blonde girls...

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

mmmmm

nubile

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)

My luck would be that the only survivors would be myself and Milla Jovovic

but we'd never bump into each other

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

kinda reminds me of

twelve monkeys

that started off at an airport

-nods-

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

yes

or finished
depending on how you look at it.

great film.

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crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

I really didn't like the end of that film.

any of them.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

not even the twist of seeing himself

causing the whole kaboodle

or perhaps wishing he'd given more thought to his chat up lines?

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)

Well if it had ended there maybe

but it carried on and just ended mid paragraph.
I'm all for unexpected endings and everything don't get me wrong but there wa

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)

ahh

i see your poi

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

we he didn't really

if he wasn't around the world would've been destroyed anyway..

the monkey were just a red herring.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

that's a great film

and I'm young blonde and nubile

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

but are you female?

you have to be female to be nubile...

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

ooh yes

that I am

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

provide me with adequate proof and you're in

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

in what?

hmmm?

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

in my select band of people that are allowed to survive the upcoming apocalypse

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

do I get to survive?

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

mais bien sur

i'm creating an army of young blonde girls. as well you know.

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

how could I forget?

damn these shackles! They make escape nigh on impossible

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

you'll grow to love them in time

just like you grew to love the whip, the ball gag and the cattle prod...

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

THey're much like Big Ted, Little Ted,

Humpty and Jemima to me now.

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

Hellloww

/l.phillips

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

People in our Singapore office

have been told to avoid crowded areas. In Singapore? ha!

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

2 player tank fun

Flash and php combine to let you shoot someone on the other side of the Internet.
www.clublime.com/test/o8/tankattack/index2.php

(Guyon - playing games, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

Thread Jack Trivia

If you position your eyes at the top of your monitor (looking down at the screen) and scroll the board - its a bit like the text at the start of Star Wars but with kittens.

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Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)

oh yesssssss

durrrr durrrr durrrr

"help me obi wan no-hands you're our last hope"

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

Another threadjack..

does anyone else keep getting pop-ups asking you to add a "net passport" to the account whilst browsing the board???

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)

Yeah

Everyone who doesn't have one gets one, when someone else posts one pic (or more than one) that's been hosted of one of those MSN sites.

One one one one one one.

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Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)

Bizarre

It's only just started happening today and I've been coming here for a while now??

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

ditto

me never had before

me have today

every damn F5!

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

woooo.....

I never did notice that....it makes me feel..hmmm...dizzy

(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

yay! top banana!

i rock at that =)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

i never

touched nothing

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

it's fun isn't it,

SOmeone link it on m3ss3ng3r, shame you can't pick your opponent.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

yay

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

Dr Drink

grrrrrrrrr you blew my tank up :)

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

woo hoo!

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

Curse you Lonnrot!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

Would it make you feel any better

if I said that I did it with my eyes shut?

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Erik Lonnröt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

me like this

woo

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breel, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

Sam was quite annoyed

that no-one seemed to care about a 50ft squirrel rampaging down the highstreet

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djol, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

where is that highstreet?

i've seen it before i think

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

it's in Vienna

and an extremely nice place it is too

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djol, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

That guy in the wheelchair

is asking for some spare nuts

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)

it's in town

you must know it

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

oooo

thats nice

Edit:

those xmas lights in the background, those shooting stars

we get the same crappy ones inour local high street

pah

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

McDonalds HAD to see that one coming!

/memejack

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Arf!

the birth of a meme, see it grow

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

I tell you why,

he's standing behind a tree, that's why no-one can see him.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

lol

ninja squirrel.

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Samsonite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

Ziggy says there's a 98% chance you're gonna cack your

pants

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)

check out his nuts.....

(sorry lame)

(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

they're ignoring it

it's the millionth one they've seen today!

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thebear is thebear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

Da-da-dum!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

But surely

Carrie Fisher is the only proffessional there?

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Choice, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

not that sort

of Pro.. duh!

Woo glad you are still doing these manic - class!

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

not a clue who they are

but it's still brilliant.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

Bodie and Doyle

directory.google.com/Top/Regional/Europe/United_Kingdom/Arts_and_Entertainment/Television/Programmes/Drama_Series/Professionals,_The/?tc=1

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)

no cowley

as leah then?

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

Like this.

Good for everyone over 25...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

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christhebarker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)

Gah, hummus reaching an all time low.

Shoot me for this one.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

you should

put him with mickey mouse.....

(Teaseress, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

nice The Fear helmet type thing!

i am also fond of the nipple covers.

one millionandsomethingish!! yay!

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

One

Millllllllllllliiiiiiiioooooooooonnn
Posts?!? My God, doesn't time fly?

Trying to write a personal statement for a PGCE at the mo, and trying to remember the reasons I had for wanting to be a teacher before starting this life sapping endeavour. Any ideas?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

Long holidays

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

you have chalk addiction

and you like long holidays

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

because

you want to feel the satisfaction of helping young directionless kids fulfill their dreams and ambitions and turn into well rounded adults.

And to perv at the 5th year girls in short skirts.

One first class ticket to paedo-hell please. No, single.

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

Yup

Mainly I haven't got a clue what I want to do, and I haven't the hummus to b3ta for England

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Aah, domestic bliss

woo to passing 1 mill, btw

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

hello

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

Hello?

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

sorry i was trying something

but it didn't work.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

woo

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)

I should imagine...

The jubilee would have been a tad different...

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andy206, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

So long as they still have

Brian May on the rooftop, I'm happy :)

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

a mouldy old german and too much marching?

no difference at all then?

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

Arf!

(firehazard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

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