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chthonic, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

Rapunzel Aguilera.

Make sense when you know her last name. She was just like her sister.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

troo

it all makes sense now.

Same dress sense too...

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chthonic, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

you mean

an ugly slut?

she looked much better when she did genie in a bottle

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SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

it may be gc

but its one of the few places you can see a dog dressed as a cowboy.

iquebec.ifrance.com/hallooween/animaux3.htm

(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

yay!

so good

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

this is soooooooooooooooooo wrong

so why does it feel so right?

(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

its beastiality

beastiality always feels right.

should i shut up now?

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SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

I might start buying cat costumes

and dressing up pets that I find on the street.

It'll be a good hobby.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

DO IT !!!!

OH PLEASE GOD DO THAT!!!!

and film the results? random acts of costume therapy.

excellent.

(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

"random acts of costume therapy."

Great idea - go monkeon, go!

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

heheh

Awwww the santa one is great......and don't they look SO happy! :)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

At last! Evidence of iraqui links to a known terrorist!

[Be gentle - longtime lurker, first time poster]

(Suzy Creamcheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

Jacking the Fred

Can anyone help me getting a copy of Beaver Patrol by Pop Will Eat Itself? Not desperate or anything...

Edit: In response to stuff below, a) apologies and b) WOO!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

how rude, jacking someone's first post.

ms cream cheese, that's nice. please excuse this oik!
;)

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

"Why you meddling fool!"

listen hard enough and you can hear Dick Dastardly saying it!

Woo to Creamcheese!

Edit/ didn't mean it to sound so harsh Scaryduck!

(n@man n@man, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

Dick Darstadly!

heh, that's cool!
Better than the shit I've managed to come up with today. :)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

that's very good

never mind the 'jackers

nice username, too, especially if you're in on the joke

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isthisyou?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

Thanks!

See - I knew you were all lovely really.

(Suzy Creamcheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

it's a Zappa thing right?

I know it from a song on a Pebbles compilation...

/vinyl retentive

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

Yes

... or any early 'mothers of invention' stuff.
/record shop bore

What happened to Day 5 of 'Rivals...' by the way. I missed it! belated w/y/h for 1-4.

(Suzy Creamcheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

erm...

quick! look over there!

*scarpers*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

aye,

my mum and dad like that sort of thing, innit

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isthisyou?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

Top work!

Knew that bugger had to be involved!

(Crowscar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

It's nearly the weekend! Woo!

(hotrodzombie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

My first ever no hands.... perhaps my last

(Fullmetalkeks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

smoosh his head!

smoosh his head!

(dognutz, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

yes

smoosh no-hans' head!

SMOOSH IT NOW!

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SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

i don't get it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

When I saw the headline, I was fully expecting to pass it by

but that is FUCKING FUNNY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

I've had

two lovely lunchtime pints and soon will be off for some lovely teatime pints!!!!

(Fullmetalkeks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

King Monkey

Without a crown....

(squirrelandgman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

Oh my god!

It's Terrance Trent D'Arby!!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

Why?

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Don't you mean...

Who?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

Terence is the finest soul singer since the original soul era

but I'm just kinda hoping that it's not being implied that, because he's black, he looks like a chimp.

Because that would be utterly cuntish behaviour that I wouldn't be prepared to tolerate.

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

That's meant to be a chimp???

Fuck!

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

It's a primate

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

So was Cardinal Cathal Daly ..

.. but he didn't look like that

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

Oh bollox to it

just start throwing bananas then if it's all OK

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

Holy cow!

What are you? Founding member of Uncle Toms Club for the Sense of Humour Bypass Collective?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Oh that's good!

Why couldn't I think of that?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

Well,

when you're an american teen cheerleader you have other things on your mind.

"Hmmm, how can I make the letter A using only my arms and a couple of Pom Poms?"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

"when your" ???

oh ... "when you're" ...fair enough

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Obviously

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

You simply HAVE to be white.

TTD?!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He sucks shit right out of my big asshole.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Obviously

I know jack shit.

I am humble before your mighty opinion.

edit: sarcasm may be implied by the above statement

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Get lost you reverse racist.

And take your TTD albums with you.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

I can't even be arsed

have a nice afternoon.

edit: sheep fucker ;)

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

What's that?

A mating call?

;)

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

Dunno

you asking?

*pouts*

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

nice

mental image

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

That'll cost you.

A 99 flake.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

Mickey Dolenz

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

Oooh that's good.

He sure was ugleeee!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

And then I saw her face ...

.. and I'm an ugly bleeder

well at least it scans

/taxi!

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

I think you'll find the lyrics are

Then I saw her face
Now show us your beaver

(cattleprod, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

Not a trace of doubt ...

... left on your mound

/just a thought

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Hang on,

Just because Micky Dolenz was black, it's not bloody funny to make fun of...

oh.

um.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Or is it

Trisha?

(n@man n@man, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

She lives in a Barratt show home with her multitudinous piko family.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

Get up out of your rocking chair grandma

(cattleprod, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

God you remember the lyrics.

How embarrassing.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

As do you

it would seem...

(cattleprod, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

Well he did sign his name across your heart after all

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

HO!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

madferrit!

...good 'ol Ian - still oh-so-friendly to air hostesses.

(spungo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

Its

Ian Brown.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

now that's

more like it

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isthisyou?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

Thank you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

Moooooooooooooooo! Zoooo boy answers!

It's a howler monkey!

(Am I in the right thread?)

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Pete Donaldson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

Neolithic crime scene

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

boom boom!

haha!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

the detail they used to do in the old days

you don't get that now.
Woo to the pic - made me smile.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

heh heh...

... but local police have noticed that woolly mammoths no longer look worried.

(spungo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

Hahahaha

Fantastic.

At least the poor fella died happy.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

arf!

that deserves a woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

Classic!

Haha

(Crowscar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

It is true, i have seen it in stories

(Danski, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

I can't wait for the punch up between...

The Seven People of Short Stature and Prince Charmless.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

Tonight on Jerry Springer,

Dopey speaks for the first time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

Sneezey's Cocaine

hell

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

That is

W/Y/H!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

Any room at the back of the bus?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

the back of the bus?

what are you - a darkie?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

No, you know;

the one with a very very warm destination.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

I know.

I was making with the amusing retort innit?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

Fair enough.

What with the Bradford thread going on below I wasn't sure what this board was coming too.

More Heretic jokes is what I say! :)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Look up

apparently, finding racism offensive makes you racist.

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

Oh!

The 666? Goes in about 5 minutes...

(Divvy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

Now that

was both disgustingly horrific and in fact plain wrong

and immensly funny.

(Mattyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

Oooh!

Cups of tea and slices of cake all round.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

nice spongage!

woo

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SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

heheh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

When Rapunzel saw his XR3i

She new the hair extensions had been worth it.

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alexr, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

Is she Europunk Rapunzel?

Terrible hair colour.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

council estate chic

at least on my estate

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alexr, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

Mine too.

Do all the girls have heap 'um big pie faces and wear sports clothing, although many of them are as fat as fuck.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

Remember, kids

Shell suits + Bristow's hairspray + 'discarded' match = schemie barbeque

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

schemie?

you scottish cunt!

:) didn't mean it!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

I won't dignify that

with a respo... shit.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

Might not be scottish ..

.. might just read a lot of Irvine Welsh

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

and them earrings so big that we named them ladies the

'oooooooooooops

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baby wet ones, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

That looks

like Deptford, I could be wrong though.

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paw, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

I think its somewhere round there.

Looks foul enough to be.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

either that or

the Loughborough estate at the arse end of Brixton

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

Does Brixton

have an end that isn't arse?

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paw, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

First post

(hope it's not too big )

(_ULu_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

arf

arf

ARF!

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SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

woo! that's great!

welcome, sir! you're just in time for tea

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

yeah , tea !

thanks :)

(_ULu_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

Nice!

Good first post, welcome to the board.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

yay!

seconded.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

heehee excellent

Another one for the LOTR meets real-life collection...

(dognutz, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

. . . he's having fun . .

. . . leave him alone!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

Awwwww!

i thought it was gonna burn down to his paw!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

fun

till the house burns down...
remember, don't leave lit cats unattended!

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

I was wondering why my cereal was tasting a bit funny

Then I caught him at it!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

Enhances the flavour

if you ask me

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

No one did

Don't forget to pack lots of sharp things for your journey.

Oh and be sure to joke about having a bomb when you get to immigration...

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

And wear really big shoes

with really big heels

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

obligatory subject

And don't forget to say that your partner packed the suitcase when asked if anybody else has touched your baggage.

They love that one...

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jonas is not my name, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

I'v got my toe-nail clippers

cleverly hidden. They'll never find them!

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

I hear the snap ..

.. of laytex gloves

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

oi there

im from NY (see, there's b3tans across the pond).

you'll love it.

when you're in town there's an eatery on West 8th St and 6th Ave that you simply must visit.
good luck, and perhaps i will see you at the club or something.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

Didn't Gandhi do that?

But with Bajis.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

you are

a seriously random dude

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

So was Gandhi.

He used to drink his own wee.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

I know a russian girl

who freezes hers into ice lollies and eats them!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

Fab!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

Get some new friends.

Russian wee is terribly corrosive and noxious.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

She's on some

sort of massive weight loss diet or something

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

I don't believe it!

She just likes the taste of Chernobyl wee.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

Well it would be disgusting to drink some one elses ...

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

sorry

no, hang on, WHAT?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

urine therapy

is the new nearly way of life

*FACT*

(Divvy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

SnaP CrAcKlE &

PISS..

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Lord_Munkee, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

TJ...

Any chance of getting the Sk8er thread back???

Made my Friday afternoon that!

/Edit... but I guess the moment has passed

(n@man n@man, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

What he said !

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

ditto

bloody funny m8

(Divvy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

Do you really think

that is orange juice??

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

3 Blind Domos.. 3 blind Domos.. see how they run.. etc...

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Lord_Munkee, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

It can't be true...

...But it is!

(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)

errr....

hmm.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

it's

biting social commentary at it's best

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

that's what I

thought.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

Don't worry...

...it's not racist, it's just really true. Trust me, drive through Bradford!

(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

it is racist

as is your above comment

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

saying there are a lot of black or Asian people in Bradford isn't racist is it?

Doesn't make it funny or insightful or even true...?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

I one had a history teacher called Mr Bradford

His opening line was "My name's Mr Bradford and guess what, I'm not from Bradford".

That wasn't funny or insughtful, but at least it was true.

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

My French teacher was called Mrs Welsh

**FACT**
she taught German as well.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

my french teacher was called

mrs taplin. she was french. she taught us the words to joe le taxi in our second year.

that's not interesting, it may be insightful, it's certainly true and it dates me archeologically

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

My French teacher was called Mrs. Farnham

and she was John "You're the Voice" Farnham's cousin.
As if we needed an excuse to hate her more.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

pish posh

that's fantastic! second hand celebrity is always a good thing!

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

And

my English teacher was called Mr French.

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MissPrism, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

I had

a Biology Teacher called Mr Bradford... he also was not from Bradford... he think he came from Roberttown... (his first name was in fact Robert)

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

Hmmm

"The ethnic minority population in Bradford district accounts for approximately 18% (87,150) of the District's total population"
-Bradford City Council

The other 82% must hide when they see you, its all a big game of hide & seek

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

that would

be great if that were true.
What fun!

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

Hide and seek

for towns :)
"hey everyone the queen's coming to visit next week, everyone hide!" :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

It would be much funnier

if you waited till she went into the factory or primary school or whatever she was visiting.
Then run away and hide.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

The mayor

would still want to meet her but wouldn't be able to refuse playing the game. So she'd have to meet him whilst he was hiding in the wheelie bin.

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

my better half worked in a hospital when Princess Di came to visit

and they had to hide the REALLY ill people from her. FACT.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

it would be fantastic.

that's the coolest thing I've heard all day

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

this is the coolest thing I've heard all day

b3ta.com/board/1009682
I lead a dull life...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

yay for bovine.

A fun game to play with kids is to call all of them Keith.
Particularly narky little kids. It confuses them on end

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

Nutcase

I might try that

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

You should, it works a treat

Boy: (unintellgible)
Me: That's great, Keith
Boy: I'm not Keith
Me: Whatever you say Keith
Boy: I'M NOT KEITH!
Me: Sure, Keith. Your friend Keith over there agrees with me.

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

noooooooo

that's so mean! Poor little boy.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Right where's her next royal vist to?

/off to check out the palace website

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

it'd be ace

you'd have your own personal ghost town. i hope mine is somewhere warm and sunny

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

Like

Huddersfield.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)

oooh, you can't buy glamour like that

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

hey

some of us are still there...

no matter how many times you leave it sucks you back

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

*claps hands over ears*

LALALALALALALA i'm not listening! if i don't hear that it's not going to happen! LALALALALA

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

I`m thinking...

of Blazing Saddles - where they build that fake town to out-fox Hedley Lamarr et al. If we all chip in a few quid WE could do that... elect a mayor, invite the Queen and Bingo!

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Grindstaff, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

You must be driving very

fast so that everyone blurrs into the same colour, then.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

that's great isn't it

we've spent the whole of last week doing nazi jokes, but... ;)

is the newsletter out? i need something to cheer me up

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

no, it isn't

You OK?

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

he's a northener

it's not his fault.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

watch it taffy

;)

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

oy!

leave the welsh alone!:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

why should we?

they won't leave us alone

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

shut up

sheepshagger!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

probably best you don't ask!

yeah, fine ta. two fires put out, two more to go. rassenfrassenfridayafternoonpaininthearses

[edit] i can't believe i just said: "two fires put out, two more to go" what a cunt. sorry.

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)

chin up

and all that

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

i'm going home in 20 minutes

whatever happens. so fuck the lot of 'em

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

that'll

be a bit tricky to do in 20 minutes!

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

you'd be surprised what i can do when i put my mind to it

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new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

well

they'd better appreciate it!

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Maybe it was

Sally and Johnny

(Mr Striding, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

that site

is great.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

that site is too silly

for words. Hahaha

(sndmn, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

Um...

am I wrong or is that a bit racist?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

just a tad

but hey fascists have feelings too. I should know. I kicked one in the nuts once.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

Perhaps the person who said that

is very partially sighted.

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)

very partially?

sorry

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

yes very partially

A scale of partailly sightedness

quite partially sighted
partially sighted
very partially sighted
very partial to wine gums

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)

Surely that'd be:

quite partially sighted
partially partially sighted
very partially sighted
very partial to wine gums

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

they've already said they're not a racialist

so it must be alright

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)

But but.....

... but, I'm really not. At least, I don't consider myself to be. I just thought it was a witty and insightful social commentary. Plus I thought it'd give people stuff to talk about. That's why I spent so long photoshopping the image and devoted a huge portion of my life to it.

(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Goldielocks

Apologies if it's been done before. And for the rubbishness of it.

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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)

Crumbs, Dangermouse...

looks like an old gf of mine... do you know her? ;-)

(spungo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

Yeah...

I woke up with her this morning. She was a stunner last night.. Maybe something to do with this

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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

dat's well wicked

as they say... nice one!

(spungo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

dead

i love em'. I get my jollies off reading stuff like this.www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/deadbaby.htm

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Koogas, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

old

very old

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Craymen, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

THREADJACK. Horsey picture

Horsey picture, ages ago. Horse running with a broken leg, looked funny. Someone shopped it to make the other 4 legs the same so it looked like it was dancing. It was hi-lairy-arse. Could someone point me to the pics? The searchspazz is not forthcoming.

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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

Other three

horses don't have five legs. I'm clever like that.

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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

Dunno about that..

Some of the pictures I've seen...

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Equus is still lurking, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)

Good name for horsey pic question

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xian, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

black horse

brown horse, brown horse, slightly brown horse coming up on the outside. White horse! White horse!
/izzard

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butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)

I like my women like i like my coffee

COVERED IN BEES!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)

that is the funniest thing

I have ever heard. Did you make that up?

edit - ah! penny drops

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

yes

i am very funny

no i didn't, it's from an eddie izzard beekeepers sketch, sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Dirrty Bomb

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Beardo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

Simple

yet effective

w/y/h

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

took me awhile

w/y/h/p

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

ha ha

taht made me laff

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

Ha ha

I laughed, I did! Woo!

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pagram, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

Look out!

it's gonna blow!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

The Dirty Bomb....

...invented by Professor Benny Hill, don'tcha know.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

Hehe

naughty

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bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

that really is very good

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

Took me a couple of seconds

W/Y/H!

ya nutter ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)

are those...

...they're not sticks of dynamite now, are they?

(Squidge, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:13, archived)

help ruin my life

I'm getting married in June, and we can't think of what to have our first dance to, so I've made this wee page in tripod to try to get people to make suggestions.
Me and the missus promise to dance to whatever the world chooses for us.
tom_and_charlotte.tripod.com/a/id19.html

Please be kind about the site. I'm no web designer flashy guy.
Also, if anyone knows a site I can link to so that maybe once I've cut it down to a shortlist the votes will automatically go to a bar graph or something so people can see their vote counting inna democracy in action stylee, please lemme know.

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atomboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

Sorry

Glass Cock

;-)

(Divvy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

Que

wossa glass cock?

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atomboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

somthing that has been seen lots before

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Happyperson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

like

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

i like

your self-referential username

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spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

it's a stupid in joke

somebody already linked to your site, but don't worry about it...

nice idea :)

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

see

it's here
www.b3ta.com/board/1010109

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

A mate of your

has already posted it.
I'd hurt him if I were you...with a shovel.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

de ja vous

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Happyperson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

someone posted

it for you earlier already....

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

I'll give them

3 months

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

Look at Boab giving out months.

That's why they call you Old Father Time...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

is that

a Shane MacGowan number?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

ear ear

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

hello - thanks for your post but

your friend beat you to it. You can read the post here
Good luck with the wedding.

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

gah

you out helpfulled me!

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

took me long

enough though

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)

you've

got to be on the ball round here, there's always someone with a higher user number looking to be more helpful ;)

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)

i bet fnords alarm was going then -

maybe he slept through ti for once? ;-)

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

thank you everyone

the donster (gah, what a name) would be v. sorry right now if he hadn't just headed home

I hadn't even got permission from the missus to post it by that point.
the swine.
ooh and fanx for the glasscock explanations

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atomboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

blimey - hope he's not your best man -

he might've just become the worst ;-)

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pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

probably GC but

I was larfin moi blaady 'ead orff

superluminal.usn.nl/~hans/cow.mpg

*EDIT* sorry about the size I forgot that we're not all at work.

(Symball, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

25mb

! dialup tastic !

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

T1 rules

download time 1.23

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Happyperson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

*cough*

interview

*cough*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

he wasn't there last night, and hadn't been in for a couple of weeks by all accounts

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Happyperson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

I like your interview technique

you could give Jeremy Paxman a run for his hair lacquer you could.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

11.30 on Tuesdays on BBC4

"Coff it up with thirdman"

A hardhitting, topical, socio-political show. This week - Paper or plastic, panelists debate the relative merits of supermarket carrier bags. With Germaine Greer, Paul Ross & Pingu

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)

Bit GC

I'm afraid, but I'm happy to be able to have a decent-quality version of it now.

(Now all I need to complete my life is a non-corrupt version of the advert with Cat Wranglers on it, which amused me greatly....)

(Glis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

Blimey!

that's good.bit big though

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bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

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