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# eep
I've found the face of God in my cupboard (or is it just some random wizard?)

click for full on beardy cupboard weirdness
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you want to be careful
you'll have people on pilgrimages coming round your house wanting to look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# meep !
and are they your oven gloves I see?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# yes
and the edge of a bottle of absolut kurrant *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
I want some!!! NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I
admire the fact you have oven gloves , something lacking in the Tedmus household !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# not by
choice....

I want cow ones.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# yes
I'm afraid they were one of the clasic grandmother christmas pressents. It came with my beautiful pair of nylon cream aron knit leg warmers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# what, a boxed set?
oven gloves and legwarmers? interesting : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# well
they were both wrapped in more selotape and crap paper than you can imagine, and bot hin the same box too, but I have a feeling they were all baught at a car boot.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# my granny's
like that, and she's loaded too, but it's crap second-hand presents all the time. she even bought second-hand stuff for my daughter when she was born - her first great-grandchild. Horrible manky cuddly toys with stuff stuck to their fur *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:08, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
blody typical!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# How peculiar
I once stripped the wallpaper off my living room to find a large angel etched into the plaster. Wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# are you the
Keymaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# are you the gatekeeper?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Ray,
if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i found a mandril in my
dish

repost: baboon ... dish
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i don'tknow why
but that made me laugh so hard i fell off the chair
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# it's eyes
gave me the hummus for my first frontpage.

everyone should try. I don't think they're already exhausted.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Looks like Saruman
lives in your furnishings.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# it would be nice if he dashed around
and appeared in different places...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# or did the washing up
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# OI!
is that a dig? at me? for not washing up ever?

tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Nice on one level I reckon
But can you imagine if you rolled over and there he was, on your head board, grinning at you.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hello you
how goes B3tatime?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# hi chuck
I have 6 voices on file. Woo.

Not including my own, just waiting on the rest now so that I can start editing it all together. I have some people down for certain solos but am hoping that when the rest come in, they will be good enough to take the free solos.

Eep
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I'm
probably over-excited about hearing the finished thing : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# We'll all shit ourselves when we hear the freakish outcome
Oh piss.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# nah
I think it'll be great : )

but then I tend to get over-excited about things in general. my hubby refuses to sleep in the same room as me on Christmas Eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Is that because he is secretly
Santa Claus ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# oooooooooh maybe!
woooo how cool would that be? what would that make me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Ignorant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft
that was nasty : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# haha
so had to be done. You can never pass up a good cueline like that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# koit,
when do i have to get recordings to you by? been snowed under all week...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# There's no real rush matey
I gave the deadline of about a week cos it makes people finish if you have a deadline. I've not had everything back yet so have some more time gratis. Oh, and free too.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# cheers!
should be by the weekend hopefully!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Okey dokely boss man
/break from revision
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ditto
I've been a bit slack with it, but I've nearly cleared all the other crap I have to do now :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# But...
but it don't look nothing like Johnny Ball..?

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# God definitly
you could make a mint!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hmmmnnn ...
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Better out than in
I know other people's dreams are really dull when they explain them at length, but that isn't going to stop me.

Last night I dreamt that I was at a meeting with Colonel Gaddafi. Except he had Brian May's hair. And his bodyguards had special commemorative packets of peanuts celebrating the meeting between Gaddafi and Terry Wogan (with pictures of Gadaffi and Wogan on the front).

I couldn't find a decent peanut packet on google, but here's Colonel "Wild Hair" Gaddafi:

(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# can I then mention again
(while at the same time wooing your pic) my dream of two nights ago concering a pack of intelligent rats trying to take over the world and needing me to be pregnant to do so?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Was this
before or after you decided to have another baby?
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# this is after
we decided a few months ago now would be the time to start trying
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I dream't I had a 3some
with two ex work collegues, fuckin fantastic it was!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# This was pretty much
one of Sick Boy's dreams...




I saw it as my duty to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# no reason. summer season.
(superhari, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# nice pair
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# lol
:)

eye would
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# woo!
stoaty minky ferrety yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# When not absolutely nutted on Eucalyptus
Koala bears enjoy nothing more than a bit of mild serial killing
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# grats
with your new lady friend :)

i would
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# : )
ta
*has a huge grin on his face due to something she said (several times last night(and this morning as well))*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Ooh
what what what?
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# ooooooooooo
dunno if i should tell
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I have 2 sides to my personality
the side that is puerile and has a general idea of what she might have said, and the side that works at Disneyland. Ambiguity like this drives me insane
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
basically she was very impressed. Ill leave it at that
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# nyarg...
please don't say... even in the imagination its morehorrible than i dare to imagine


edit: yeah i realize that makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i bet it
involves bananas
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Ahh ha ha ha
most woo-some
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Damn those Scandanavians...


Saw this in Winchester Museum and just had to snap it with my camera phone.
(timdp, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# though spelled knut
i had to cram all this just one week ago. have forgotten about it all now.

too typically, knut also appears in the game settlers II. a stranded viking.

sverige härskar över dej
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# i love sweden
it is ace.

or indeed jag älskar sverige
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# home of
bob hund?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# indeed
and there can be no finer place for the best band in the world to come from.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# right
I'm gonna 'go to the record shop' and 'buy' some of their stuff
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# that would be a good idea
the best bit is being able to make up your own words to the songs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# rather a good game that
and now abandonware so you can d/l it legally off the net... www.tuol.org
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# it doesn't work on windows XP
just like all good games
such as
red alert 1
warcraft II
settlers II
:/


and www.cdos.org
i worked on that site once
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Wankers.

Edit: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Biscuits
I woke up this morning to hear my local radio station talking about NiceCupOfTeaAndaSitDown, then interviewing yer man Nicey. None of your tinpot commercial tat either, it was the BBC. Conversation ranged from dunking to the Best Biscuit Ever (Abbey Crunch, obviously). Bonus coolness: The man who interviewed him was Trevor Dann, the famous Radio 1 'hatchetman' who sacked, amongst others, Bruno Brookes.
(costas, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Nicey's been such a media whore
the last couple of weeks ;)

Why all the sudden interest in biscuits I wonder?

woo! to Nicey.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Tim Tams
are better than sex.

Esspeicaly if you do them properly
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Ah yeaah
bite one end off and suck the liquid through it, right..
*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Almost
Bite two opposite corners and use it like a straw.

Just before you feel the thing collapsing into your cup of tea/coffie, shove the whole lot in your gob at once.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Exactly
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# I do that with time-outs
and much hilarity ensues
(especially when I get it wrong and end up with chocolate all over the place)
(Symball, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# i saw him on richard and judy.
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i just walked past a colleague
on the way back from having a smoke. he was reading ncotaasd, i should have said "i know* the man who runs that, he's famous now"

*in the loosest possible terms of course, mind you, i have been for a ruby with him

/namedrop
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# you know what i miss?
i miss forgetting to close your tags and breaking the whole board.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# hint:
you can still do it if you put the backslash in the closing tag on the wrong side of the word!


use it wisely!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Or do two
opening tags
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# eh?
dfs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# i like it when people shouted
tags! all the time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:01, archived)
# TAGS!
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Abbey Crunch am woo
but it's still a threadwaste!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ahhh leave it
SUPER-HAPPY-FUN TIME, ALL THE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oh
OK!
Seeing as he mentioned Abbey Crunch...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# we need a song
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# super happy fun time
to the tune of happy happy joy joy?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Can you do us a favour
im bored and would like someone to talk to me, can you call 0207 930 4832, ask for Elezibeth, she'll pass you on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:50, archived)
# you at work or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:50, archived)
# yeh'
im well bored
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Hows my skiving ....
ring 0207.....
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# that's
a new one....
/sarcasm
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:50, archived)
# there is
something i don't trust there
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Ha Ha
You loon...



Edit/ Doh! new that was coming
Edit2/ Woo yay to Egg cards the've just approved me for a 3k limit on a new card! (they must be mad or stupid!)
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:51, archived)
# putting a phone number on the web?
are you insane?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Very
Tempted - but i am too scared
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I smell
some kind of scam or scamette here.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# is a scamette
a female scam, or a small one?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# more
of an ickle scam..........scam lite if you will :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# that's it !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# *sings*
what's the number then?
0898 27 27 27
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I see you remember the number?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
# with a jingle like that
who could forget?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# 0891 50 50 50
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# this is either a wankerish thing to do to someone...
or it's your new gay chat line.

[edit: oh it's the number for Buckingham Palace. How witty]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# his old one was good wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
# You could...
...phone this number and speak to my friend Charles.

0131-334 9171

Just ask for Mr C Lyon

*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Right, that's it.
YOUR OFF MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST !!!!


G'wan, give it a call, you know you want to.

Has anyone given it a call?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# yeah right
piss off
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I Did....
bu liz was out. Spoke to Phil though....
(Psepha, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:55, archived)
# How was the old mucka?
it's been a long time
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# "If you have been asked to call this number urgently,
it is a hoax..."
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# try holding the line
and when questions simply state that it didnt say it was an emergancy, it just said to phone it. that'd piss the operator off.
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# her son andrew
is visiting my missus' work today. for someone who doesn't care she is well excited
(Symball, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# American Scarecrow

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# .
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Noddy Holderrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# yay!
gazelle flavoured pot noodles!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Cup a Soooouup
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# fast grandma
/wu:jeI'hu:ple/
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yay
for Nod!
it's bloody India /Reeves
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] new insights
in evolution have proved some human beings may not be descended from apes.

(radja, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
how come the Dutch know about the terrors of beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# enough
hanging around on b3ta, and the fact that BBC is one of the few channels that airs movies without bloody adbreaks, which makes it popular over here..
(radja, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:49, archived)
# 100%
fact.

and it had the fast show too, before they were broadcasted on flemish television
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
thats just class!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# cruel
yet highly amusing.
(The_Notorious_Mini, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I give you
Bovines disturbing link of the day.

Clicky wicky doo dah
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:45, archived)
# woo!
those are great!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i preferred the
housewife tips
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)
# why are these
always asian?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# .
aahh mate, I've spent the last year annabit working for a Japanese company. This sort of thing almost makes sense to me these days!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Have you ever been
to Asia?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:59, archived)
# disturbing
indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# nose goblins!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# That is the weirdest website I've
ever seen.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Eeeew!
where do you find this stuff??
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I think the squirrels had it...

Click for tiny bit bigger.
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:40, archived)
# never
underestimate a squirrel......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# lol
"judo for women"
you should've translated the words.. :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:42, archived)
# I did...
I was looking for subtlety
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:45, archived)
# in
dutch?!?
(radja, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# woo for the dutch
and the flemish
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Ja
Laten we vandaag het board alleen maar in het Nederlands doen!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:05, archived)
# he has the kitten exactly where he wants him
GO FOR THE NUTS!
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Buttercup and Penny


... take to the slopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:36, archived)
# going for a good old
aryan, germanic buttermilch in süd-Tirol

jawohl
*heelclack

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# the heat is on.,..
the time is right...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I loved that show
is was so unfair on the non-english speaking countries
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I liked the waving at the beginning of the show
someone always winked and pointed instead of waving :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Damn right,
can't go giving Johnny Foreigner ideas above their station.

*hufferpuffernrufferpuff, brrrrrrrrrrr*

/The Colonel
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# that's great
mr sheep
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# DIVE, DIVE, DIVE, RINGO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# It looks nice dough, don't it
Yes it do
don't it dough
yes it do
it do dough don't it
yes it do

woo

(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Are you buzzin?
No, we got the car...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
superb comment : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# It's all
in the mind
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# "Where you been Ringo?"
"Displayin'."

"Displayin?"

"Displayin around".
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Today's
first laugh out loud moment!

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# haha
my that's good
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I like that
I do
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
New Ren and Stimpy episodes are on the way! Sorry if it's old news, or if no one knows who they are anymore
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# new episodes?
*drool*
I heart R & S!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and with the original
writer back as well.
the ones after he left were nowhere near as good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Reeeeen
you pissed on my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# You
eeediot!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hmmmmm
hog jowls for supper!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Whhhaaaaattt
rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# space cabbage!
is it stinky?
just how you like it!

yay for ren and stimpy!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Mindpeeeeess!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# No Sir I don't like it
</horse>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
#
They got way too tame near the end of their last tenure though. I hope it's more like original R+S than the watered down nonsense that killed it off...
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Excellent
Hope the script writers got on Ok in rehab.
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# yay
what was there song?

lovely-lovely, joy-joy.... or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# happy happy!
joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Also,
It's log, log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, log,
It's better than bad it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I keeel you!
yoou eedioit!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Joooooooooooy!
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
La la la la loo loo
Da da da da doo doo
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# yay
me blinkin fav
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# .
and they're bringing John Kricfalusi back onto it - sweeet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I have my
nose goblins readied for the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# choo-choo nong-nong head!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# angry kitten


the reason he is angry
can you blame him?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
looks a bit like my kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Bloody Siamese
are eveil I tell you
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Oooh yep
Have you seen what the wee buggers get up to in Lady and The Tramp?




eeeeeeeeeevill
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# How annoying
is that song.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# hehehe !
did you give him a toffee too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# bubblegum!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant!
those pedigree breeds are all a bit mardy though.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# both very nice
torture that cat!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Looks like he's saying "femidom"
ps. What's happened to the b3ta hotel link? It's not working?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# you think everything
is saying femidom. You scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I've only said it three times!
Actually yeah that is quite scary...
But no answer about the b3ta hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# reverse michael jackson
.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Johnny Ball
was very proud of his achievements in having mated Jemima and Humpty!



But he wasn't quite sure why the bastard sprog kept saying "Yarrr" all the time!

It wasn't even September 19th yet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Johnny Ball is cool
shame about the irritating offspring though
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Johnny Ball is God
and it seems the analogy extends to the irritating offspring too..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# ooo controversial!
hmmm, Zöe ball nailed to a stick...
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# do you have
pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I'd like to nail her
with my stick...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I'd like to mail her
my sick.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I saw her cycling in Brighton.
I think she's quite a babe; a nice face, her legs are long and smooth and her norks, though small, are perfectly formed. Pity she has the power of speech though.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# nah
she's rubbish, years ago she used to just sit around on saturday morning TV looking timid and frumpy.
then some fucker told her that she was pretty and *bang* next thing you know she's on the cover of everyt mens mag going.

I hate her, I hope she chokes on Normans pubes
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Hate's too time cconsuming.
I'm just doing indifference.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# um, yeah
bit of an outburst there...time for a spliff methinks
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that
made me chuckle !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Yarr!
Very odd that.

On a related note. I am convinced that I once saw a TV program wherein Johnny Ball ate some pooh. He said it was perfectly safe to eat, except for the end bits as that would be where any disease/bacteria would be.
No-one I have ever asked about this remembers this program or thinks it's likely that such a thing would be broadcast (not on kids TV, anyway). Was it all a dream, or is everyone else wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ?
poo can't be good for you, no matter what end you start at.

your weird!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# her weird what?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# your
gay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# my gay?
his gay!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what are you on about
your the weird one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# my weird one?
what weird one? I have no weird one.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# no
not your weird one, they're weird one, over their ---->
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# aah!
Now I understand.

*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# no, your "the"
wierd one!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# my 'the'?
What 'the'? I don't have a 'the'!

my weird one?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# It was on Think of a Number...
they were doing Number Two

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ba dum
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Wah
wah
wah
waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaaaaaH
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# good comedy trombone you have there sir
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Trombones
are the way to go.
All the kids will be playing them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# When I was a kid I wanted to be able to play the trombone.
Just so that I could do the opening music from Johnny Briggs.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Ah,
Johnny Briggs...fan-tastic.
Do you remember that time he made Ginger Beer in his cellar, classic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# vaguely.
Although I do remember an epsiode about starting an Angora Rabbit farm ors something.

my memory is addled.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I own the Jhnny Briggs novel
as well as a Mr Magicka one.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
mr magicka, and his big tuft of hair
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# :)
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# You are truly
a man amongst men.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Johnny Briggs' dad was eeeeeviiiilll
though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Funny thing,
in one episode of The Goodies he was standing in the background holding a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Did he analyse
their plan of attack and advise Graeme Garden to escape?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Yeeeeeees
8¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# The thought of that
makes me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Try it.
See if you get ill. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I don't remember him eating poo but
I did see a program about child development and the concept of things being dirty, and small children ate poo which had been 'sterilised' in an autoclave.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# the days fly by
in your house I bet?
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# wish mine did
I need some inspiration
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# what about
illustrated cockney rhyming slang?
illustrated Viz-style top tips?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:31, archived)
# You're not getting confused
with John Waters are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# You're going mad
Piss, on the other hand, is okay to drink (well, as far as bacteria go). I think you're getting confused between poo and piss. Mid-stream urine (as the techincal term has it) should be sterile unless you've got some hideous infection. The start and end bits might have bacteria that have washed off whichever bit of anatomy you piss through (are you dutchbird or pootle? I'm confused).
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# you can drink you're own urine
7 times round before you use up all the goodness

100% of RUMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# For the most part you remember well
He had the poo in a little tupperware box and was indeed informing everyone what parts it was made up of.

He never ate it though. He mentioned you could eat certain bits but he never touches a drop.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Look at Hamble
in the background there.
Cold dead eyed doll.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# He's
got
a
nice
afro
though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# He?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# she's just had a shot of something nice ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# "Big" Ted..?


/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# shame on
you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:26, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# somebody
call?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Avast ye
Ne'er ave I in all me years seen such a grand grand landlubbing lass.

Yarrrrrr

(I'm doing a masters in piratisation)
(Scooby who?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] lemurl
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Woo shy shy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# an improvement indeed
yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# he he he
luverly
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# They may be hypnotic, but stop staring at my...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# woaw
you have three!.. more than the average bear.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# BALLS!
haha! Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Oooooooooooo
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# damn
that IS hypnotic...

must... buy... more... crisps...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!



Woo/Yay/Houpla by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I've gone cross
eyed
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)

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