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# Fuck.
Well, we were sitting in our office happily working away when we were victims of, well, a stick-up. Two "youths", one armed with a crowbar and the other threatening to "stab us" walked in and stole 2 wallets, 2 bags and my laptop.

This makes me quite angry because I did what I always thought I would never do. I froze. The whole thing lasted about 60 seconds and wasn't very pleasant..

On the upside I did spend half an hour driving around in an unmarked police car with the sirens going looking for said bastards..

So here's some advice. Keep you office doors closed OK? Its not a nice experience to have a crowbar/knife in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# You poor bugger,
people are mean fuckers aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# They are cunts.
Thing is, now that the shock and fear has gone we're all fucking angry. I'd like to see these two fucks again and seriously kick the shite out of them.

But that's probably the 2 pints I had talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Its understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# when i got mugged in manchester
i froze. and they just took everything. the irony being, i was on my way to a kung fu lesson, and could have happily kicked the shite out of the pair of them (assuming neither had a knife or a gun...)

safest thing to do really, it's not worth getting hurt over things.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Thats true..
But there were two of them and two of us (with another in the loo) and we're all bigger than them.

But the police said we did the right thing.

On that note, I salute the Rozzers in this area - when I was in the car with them looking at suspects they'd already picked up (5 of em) I sorta realised how together the police are..

So be nice to them.. They do try.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# whereabouts
is your office?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)
# don't bother martian
there's fuck all left there now it's been done over ;)

sorry to hear about it rune, i don't understand how people can live their lives stealing stuff. i'd get too guilty and give it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha
rumbled.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# just like how you pay the copyright
holder for the pictures you photoshop.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# hehe...
i mean the breaking into houses and intimidating people etc. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# if I had the guts, I'd be a theif
....a jewel theif who gets all the ladies, and is invited to all the best parties as everyone thinks I'm a self madde millionnaire
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# what world do you live on?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Islington
london
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# And what a delightful
part of London that can be too...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Fuck.
People wonder in and out of our office quite a bit. Though they have to go through quite a bit of security to get here.

Rotten luck ol' bean.

If you see 'em and feel like giving them a kicking don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ah.
fortunately i've not had occasion to find out how good the police are near me...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Yeah
that they do - unless they're in traffic.

Hee hee fortunately I don't think my brother-in-law will be lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# our lot aren't
I videoed an armed siege on my house a few years ago (probably only an air pistol) and they took away the video without sealing it in an evidence bag which meant it was worthless as evidence...
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# 'fraid I have to disagree
I live there and my missus got a big rock
thrown at her by local violent kiddywinks
while riding her bike...it hit her in the head
and made her come off her bike.

Took them over an hour to turn up and when
they did they proudly annouced that if it
wasn't for the kids in the area they wouldn't
have anything to do.

Cnuts !
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# yeah, I hate that "shoulda" time
after every shoeing/robbery/dumping I've had, I've gone through between 2 hours and 18 months' "shoulda" time.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I know that sensation well
I'm still replaying certain events from my life 6 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# yes
that duck, the bag of crisps and the oboe.


Regret nothing I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Sorry mate...
That sucks...

Why don't they ever just want BiC Biros?

maybe staples too
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# *biiig hug*


No you can't have my laptop...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# unfortunately,
they will only get a caution or 'action plan' or similar.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# cnuts
I suppose that's the next step though isn't it. All other avenues of crime have been exploited, let's go and scare those "rich" "wankers" into giving us all their stuff
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# That sounds horrible
Lashings of hot, sweet tea are required...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# shit
woah.

all ok though?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# yeah....
Just severly ticked off.

They're parting comment was "if we see you again" wasn't too nice though. Not too sure if I wanna work in this area any more.. But most of me is going "fuck em". I dunno.. Tis weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# "if we see you again"?
fucking hell... "Look, there's those people we robbed. bold as fucking brass, walking down the street! let's fucking do 'em".

cunts.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Yep..
Anyway, I'm off home.

On the Uber upside, I shall now be getting a spanking brand new £2.5k laptop (nice police lady said "Well, add a grand to the price, I wont tell") so I believe that she's now on my Friend For Life list :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# remember to play the insurance generation game
"photocopier, printer, plasma screen, cuddly toy..."
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# what would happen
if she did tell? would you get done for trying to commit fraud to the insurance people? that'd suck.
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Shit,
you have my commiserations. Freezing is the safest way to deal with a robbery. I didn't freeze a few years ago when I caught some fucker half in and half out of my sitting room window. I hit him. He hit me back. When I woke up, he was gone, along with most of my technology.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Oooh bad luck.
Pity you didn't brain him with some heavy object.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I know, there was a baseball bat in the room and all.
And I didn't pick it up and twat him with it. Duhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# and if you had
you'd be locked up for duffing up the poor "differently advantaged" lad
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I have a tazer in my apartment.
I just hope any robber who can clamber up ten stories has a strong heart.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# heh,
try to hit 'em with it before they get over the windowsill

*grunt* *oof* (strain, clamber) *grunt*

*BZZZTT*

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa....... rgh! *POOF*
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I don't even have to get close.
It fires a flesh piercing dart on the end of wires. I haven't tried it out, but I keep it fully charged.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# careful the wires
don't pull you out of the window as they fall to their wil-e-coyote style death then.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# It's guaranteed not to.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# wow!
I need to get me one of those

and a 10th-floor apartment
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# But then look at Tony Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# who shot an unarmed child in the back
after waiting in a disused barn for twelve hours.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# self defence
if ever I've heard it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Sometimes the best to do nothing
is all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ive been burgled 4 times in the last six months
last time they took everything.

I admire his restraint.


isn't this getting a bit serious eh?
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# aye.
but then it wouldn't do to take it lightly. but then, given that we're unlikely to sort out judicial policy to any reasonable extent on here - "you like custodial sentence, please?", "when come back, bring remand" - we should probably save this for the pub...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# 12 hours in a barn eh?
/gets warm coat..
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# being a child
should automatically make you 30% guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# People in the media
twist everything to their advantage...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i think the thing we have to remember is
if the child hadn't been standing in front of martin, he wouldn't have been shot.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I know
but you're right (up there) about this not really being the place for this type of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ouch!
Office security people...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# fuck
thats really shitty. i recommend that you all go to the pub to recover
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# on the companies money!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# just back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# it was deserved.
I recommend you continue the drinking later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# or now.
or now and then later too
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# your poor dear
I'll catch and sort out the nasty fuckers, don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Bad Luck.
Where were the security guards?

Probably hiding in the toilets.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# oh, fuck
hope you're alright, mate.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# got CCTV?
you should probably shop something bad about them, like when your teacher told you to take out your anger by drawing a picture about the person you were angry about...

or maybe that was just my imagination...
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Blimeh!
Have a nekkid dancing laydee to cheer yerself up.
Cor
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Tank Girl is no lady
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Pedant
Okay then a Nekkid Dancing Girl
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# that's just fucking rude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Just remember...
The fact that you own a laptop and have a wallet that's worth stealing means you have accomplished something. The person that stole it, even if they don't get caught, will always be a thief. You can replace material wealth, even if it's not insured, because they can't steal the talent and intelligence that allowed you to acquire it; talent and intelligence that they'll never have.
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# thank you.
this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# you
did the right thing , you don't fuck about with armed people , young or not , cunts these days think nothing of stabbing people or stoving their heads in.
That sucks mate , society are scum (well a lot of them anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# shit, man
glad you're ok though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# you know the worst thing?
I had about 3 weeks worth of an "animation in progress" on the go - something I didn't back up either. My first Talkie anim and its been nicked!

Fuck a duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# well, if some cunt tries to post it here
we'll have evidence!
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# shit
can you make a photofit of them so we can hunt them down...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Skippy!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Oooh, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# lovely!
why the smug face?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i had a good night last night
and she was impressed ; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Aww
your mum always likes it when you do the washing up without being asked...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# and i dried as well
: )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You're a good boy really
aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# you made her
a tasty cheesecake or something?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Yey
Ski..ppy...and...Las..ssiee
up..a..tree..K.I.S.S.I.N.G
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# that's
sooo silly, made me poop...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hehehe
"What's that you say Skippy?"
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# "fuck off you ignorant cunt
and get me a girlfriend"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ?
there's someone in the mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# skipindaaa, skipindaaa
skipinda the punjabi kangaroo
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# what was that from
I remember it but cant think what from...
wasn't Goodness Gracious Me was it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# indeed it was
well remembered
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Yay for ethereal tails!
Hee hee - W/Y/H!

nothing will ever beat Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# miiiiiiiiind
piiiiiisssss
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# "Oh bollocks."

I will always love Points of View for daring to show that clip one week (and before Goodness Gracious Me was widely known/popular too).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Paul Daniels...

Cunting vaj hat, fucked me up for life...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# do you own a "Cunting Vag Hat" then?
For when you go out cunting vags?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# .
yes, it slips off most of the time though
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# "Jennifer Paul Daniels"?
Is that his full name?

Woo, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# i guess
so...his parents must be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# i like the way
that photo is slightly bent in the corners, as if it has been kept in a wallet for a long time and occasionally taken out and looked at
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# She pulled it out
Only when i was naughty and my mother wanted to punish me.

i still have the wounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# i just spent the last five minutes
singing along with a huge grin on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ditto
(BadgerJuice, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# my thoughts also
a
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Is that the Assembly rooms?
as the first background? If it is, I had my first snog there! Yay. Actually - it cvould be the town hall or something instead, in which case I didn't. YAY for Worthing.
(pod23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Cockalorum!

Luverly Jubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i dont know what those freaky doll things are
but i want one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that's whipsnade zootastic
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Hatstandlywonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Christ!
That's great!
(BadgerJuice, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# i had no idea what was going on then
because it didn't animate properly. i'm glad it did. it's great
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Lovely
lovely,
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# that
is...

there's no word. Just THAT good. >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Came along later,
saw it, got the whole office around my PC and
sang along!

*100%FACT*

WooYayHouplanissima!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# do WHAT?
what song is it?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Can I be late
and say I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Worthing
is great though.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Dirty bugger
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# woo!
nice blinkage.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Hey Ed,

do you know anyone on the Jeremy Vine team?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# no.
why?

btw: www.chortle.co.uk/news/jun03/holmes.html
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ewwwwwww. Nicely paced!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Who could blame him
with lovely lips like that..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yay
chinchillas am de bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hes lovin that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# yeeeeuch
woo
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# woo!
cheeky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# eeeuwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# You shoulda
made her fingers wiggle a little
(StupidWaterBison, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Oh God yes
Somebody puh-lease FP this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Yes, its random doodle time!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# haven't we seen them before
i liked the hippo.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# You
probably saw them on crapjuggler, the board seemed to have died a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# nah
maybe summat similar. they are good, though, so woo! to you.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I wondered where I'd seen them before.
And worked it out all on my ownsome. Your pictures are wonderful.

(Lend us a fiver?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Ok,
here you go.

*hands over fiver*

How I love internet money.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# slightly Jamie Hewlett,
that monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah,
a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# i'm a millionarie
on the internet.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# You'd have to be
you work for the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# yeah, because auntie pays so well
that, for those at the back, was irony.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# cheers
I'll use it to buy thebear a birthday present...

(tee-hee)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I was going to
get him something...but I didn't.
Still, it's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I'm only getting him something with your money because it's your birthday 2 days later and I'm not getting you anything
That took some thought, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Lovely,
I look forward to seeing the present you won't be getting me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# the monkey reminds me
of Ren, of Ren & Stimpy fame.

Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Yay
thats great
i love the hippo guy
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
Coolio!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I've done some doodles
they are funnily crap.
may post them at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Go on,
post them.
I've just drawn Daisy Dukes arse in the shape of a heart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Kewl.
I wish i could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Reminds me...
... of the Gorillaz video.
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# The chimp looks like he's going to do something nasty to the hippo
But someone's already stolen his hat, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# In my opinion
bovine is a pants artist.
Pants!
Pants!
Pants!

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Heh,
yes but I do a mean cheesecake, I can paint pahs and I can knit socks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# the chap on the left
reminds me of dr (or possibly quinch) out or dr and quinch. i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I styled
his hair on the waves you often see in Japanese paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Kevin Bacon

Right. I'm off to try and find myself a life, as I clearly don't have one!
(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Hmmm
Frazzles...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Frazzles = best crisps ever.
With the possible exception of Scampi and Lemon Fries... aw. I'm hungry now... :(
(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Onion Rings are great too.

Why is it all the best crispy snacks destroy your mouth with salt and make your breathe/pores stink?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# WRONG! Nonononono
Bacon Fries am de besterest.

Frazzles merely pale into insignificance by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# They look like Frazzles to me
Is nothing in Hollywood real?
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Piss de minde!

Top koalatee name too
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# that's great!
but I think you'll find you can never leave! Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Class!
Well done that man.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Time is running out
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# nice
is he one of the government that run our nation?

i was going to linky to the onion story about "new study too terrifying to report" but can't find it on their website...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Hmmm
somebody has been looking around fark
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# its possible
...and to know that someone else has been too
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# What tails are really for...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# haha
let im go
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# urgh
it's not his tail!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# weeeee
look at his legs go!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Someone linked to that yesterday
It has left me very disturbed.
(kryptik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# that looks a bit rude!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# woo
the poor little guy, you'll give him a red rocket!...lol
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha
i love that episode
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Hee hee
dat silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# yay for spaniels!
we had a welsh springer...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You were only supposed to lick my bloody back.......

Yes kids, it's Michael Caine toad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# heheheheheheheheh
x500
i like his hair (the toad i mean, not mr caine)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# cats eye's....lol
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that cat is probably one of the most famous on the internet
behind nohands and the field one but definetely in the top 10.

woo btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# oooh, scary
On the way to work part of the road was closed and they had big signs up saying "CAUTION! CAT'S EYE INSTALLATION".
I didn't see any cats but there were lots of men with shiny hats on. I just wanted to steal the sign.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# It's amazing what you can find in QuarkXPress

I just wish it had sound...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Hee hee
I can't believe that joke's never occured to me before!

Woo fucking Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah
it's taken me a good ten years too!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Only
about seven years for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Runaround
yay for 70s TV
"Runaraaaaaand"
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Crop it the box!
Take it to the bridge!
Break it down!
Woooaahh!
Stop!
Hammer time!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Boo?
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# that's really cool!
but could probably be smaller!
yay! though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# bit big
but you've got the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# blimeh
nice
big, but
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Hairy but good
THREADJACK! OFFICIAL GOOD B3TA NEWS

I got my decree absolute through today which
means I am officially a bachelor again.

Yippee! Out tonight raaa raa raa
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Bachelor?
Your gay...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Kewl!
But will someone please think of the dialuppers?

Edit: Arse biscuits, missed my 4000th...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i think of them
i think they should get broadband or go to work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# that's very considerate
of you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# that's me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
that scares the shit out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# sorry guys :)
Resized it!
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Your website
is v.v. pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# :D
thank you, i stopped updating it a lot though
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Are they scans
of your artwork?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# scans
only the sketches are, everything else is digital stuff
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's very nice...
..please bless us with more of your talent.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# fucking hell
they are a bit good aren't they!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# COr,
they are good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Try to make it 280max width
and make a link to the big one if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# kay
just changed it :) now 280
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# you don't
have to make it 280, that's only if you are concerned about it getting on the front page. personally i liked it bigger where you could see the whole thing
(edit) though you might want to sort the compression out, that should only be about 30k really
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# alright
thank you :)
(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that's fab!
but whichever way you look at it, it's still a dog or a donkey :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# A busy day in Monet's garden

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Monet?
I've had him. He was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# monet monet monet
it's so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# in a rich
man's gallery!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I don't want your Monet honey
I want your Louvre!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Monet?
Get away.
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# i suppose
there's loads of forms to fill in.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# oh no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# and i could still save on my
knob insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
'he ma bitch'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yay!
I love art me!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# you are
brian sewell, and i claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Do'h!
rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# You're not him,
he would have said "My, your startling accusation is indeed truthful and forthright, you have caused metaphorical tremors to awash me with their undulating vibrations" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# you are
brian sewell, and i claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# My,
your startling accusation is indeed truthful and forthright, you have caused metaphorical tremors to awash me with their undulating vibrations
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Don't forget the extremely silly voice.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I was typing
with several marbles in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Ugh!
Marbles scraping against teeth!

*shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# and then
347663847 people will stamp him to death for being an obnoxious prick
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Ooh!
That's nice. Yay for antique animation.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# In my opinion
he was a pants artist.
Pants!
Pants!
Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# he did a lovely
cheese cake, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Oh yes,
he could do that, but paint?
Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# He could paint
Pah's, yes. I think Monet's Pah's are better than any other artist of the era. In fact, Monet's Pah! period, was the height of his career.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# He
knitted me a lovely pair of socks once
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Oh yes,
he could make cheese cake, paints pahs and knit sock reeeaaally well, but anything else.
Shite of the first order.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# He could turn out
a lovel shite, as a matter of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# True,
but he couldn't paint it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# That's because
he used it in his cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# they reckon
impressionists were just short-sighted
in other glass cock news...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# and now we reach monet's 'pants' period.
The stippling on these y-fronts is just amazing, I'm sure you will all agree...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Afternoon all


probably a follow up to this story!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
That's very very

indeed, so it is...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# stop using that!



I'll never get any work done
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# You'll not want to see
this then.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Drool.....
where is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# must...stop...watching...jiggly...boobies...
...drool.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Heh,
that link had already been visited according to my browser.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Oh
dear... must go now...
(I helped save b3ta! Dobbin The Great, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# there are ace
see discussion on sex crimes
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# i want to
but you're busted
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# fixed
.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# that's what he goes to school for
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!
'waving a stick in a tunnell'!

I still love you, you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Will we
ever meet per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# probably not
neither of us is real, as this is the tinterweb and we're just 1's and 0's :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# :-(
Time to hang Miffy upside down then.....
(.x.)
V V
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Aw!
poor miffy.
I dunno, you might be real. Do you have a body and a head and ha and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Oh yes
all the rage now I hear
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# shaking a banana in the Albert Hall
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Throwing a sausage up a close.
(One for the Scottish readers there.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# flicking a fag end up briggate
for the leeds posse. respec
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Ahh yes
Know that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Bristol version:
Throwing a sausage roll up park street.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# You said
"Bristol" - how apt
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yup
that's another good-un
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Serves him right


I'm sure his adult show really was 'succesful' and did receive 'standing ovations'...
(timdp, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# i was so excited, i gave it
a standing ovulation
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# you're a fucking
Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# no
though maybe a quick one off the wrist later if i have time
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
ouch
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# doesn't he make a living now
performing at student unions and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# if you can call it a living.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Their romantic dinner was interrupted by her confession

"You're seeing who!???"
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# The stool
is a mark of genius - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# .
insert crap pets looking like their owners pun here...
biggity
(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Bob Hoskins!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# if you look closer
you'll see it's bob hoskins with a silly piercing!
(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# very rarely does one
get the urge to look closely at the hoskins
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# nice
but still no not-pipe.

I don't know, headswappers these days! Don't know they're born...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# fine
have it your way ;-)
(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# hmm
i think you've missed the point, but 1000 out of 10 for effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# don't worry
i got the point, i was just making a swift joke :-)
(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Russel"the"crow
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# that's quality
woo to you.
(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# nice idea
though the Crow will always be a poncey Goth movie.


joking you fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# boff a goth
help out the people of today....boff a goth
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
'Boff a goth'
Cheer up you fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Goth
"why the long face....lol"
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# topical repost from last night


vincent van goth

woo to the crow pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# that
is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# woo
i like!!! woo yay!
(kids taste better with chips, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# But it was poncey
the only thing that made it worthwhile was watching Guy of Gisbourne prancing around!

Edit: Woo to the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# It is
enjoyable tosh.

Fun, but could never be considered anything like a good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Hahar!
top film the crow. only saw it recently.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

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