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# Could someone please be
kind enough to post the exact web address for the article about the re-design of the union jack flag....breaking the company firwall has left me with some litations to what i can do..

thank you
(2stoned2rite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# look on the frontpage
and stop thread wasting :p
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# check fp
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# BBC
news website.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# it's on the front page
not very difficult to find
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# you shouldn't have
got limited then should you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# according to him
he got 'litated'

hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# BTW: It's quite cool when we blog a thread
It draws different opinions in.
b3ta.com/board/1367811
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I think it's a good idea
it should be done more.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# i don't think we should
well, for comedy's* sake, there's 2 different opinions. any more?

* loosest possibly definition
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sort of
ambivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
What?.
(kebab, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Scientists have bred a mouse

that will hunt itself down and eat itself!
Click to big up yourself
(son of crazymum, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# but
it looks like a mini erasmoid!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# awwwwwww!
one of the cutest things ever to grace the board = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oh
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# that's just worrying!
with a grin like that it'd eat all your parsnips whilst you weren't looking
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I
didn't really give this much thought did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# You could try eating Parsnips...
...lovingly created out of Quorn. Then you wouldn't stray from my "Fun Free Zone Diet".
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
noooooooo

tooooo cuuuuute.


/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i'd go to the doctor
with all this falling over you've been doing you might have an ear infection
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# i just think i need
a new chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# cute
as a cute thing in a cute outfit !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
kill it.
(ChowRiit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yay!
Death by chasing your tail is a hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# by belgium - that is gorgeeeeous
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# woo!
but is it a couse or a mat?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# or maybe
a case or mit?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# The bottom bit's a rat.
I recognise the way they stick their feet out and wiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# woo!
very cute!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Quality!
Nicely shopped n' all
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# it's byoooodiful
i want three!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# lovely
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
# You mess with me?
You mess with my family
Tough Chicks
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Eeeeeeeep!
RUUUUN FOR THE HIIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yikes
You have dishonoured my family!
Now I will dismember you!
/another obscure reference
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# SHOLY HIT
*RUNS*
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# owl
babies
;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# KILL IT!
KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# eep ,
meep , and fuck me !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# can we have a "NSFPS" warning
cos I'm really scared of owls!! (I'll still woo it though. woo.)
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Everybody


loves B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Doesn't surprise me in the least.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# is he...
real?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He is
a real cnut
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I saw Sigsy's anim
and I just had to add the ending. The dog needed to do this! Thanks to Sigsy for the orignal anim, which was fab.

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# ARGH!
SHE'S GOT NO FEET!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yes
her nickname is "stumpy"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# is it
heather mills' cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that woman's got no feet!
how does she...
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# cranial urination*


*mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Awful
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# anything you like.
she can't hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# so it can sit upside down
in a pot of custard
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Wow
That grass must be deeper than you think
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# In that case
it must be some kind of Spaniel/Girraffe cross - Spiraffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Dobbin The Great, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Excellent Stuff
I was thinking about animating it more,
but im crap at it, youve done a Top-Banana Job on it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Leonardo had almost finished...
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# that's very nice
you should experiment with exporting as a gif tho. It should be possible so that it's not too large - and you can inline in.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# will i
get front page?



hehehe I want FAME!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# check
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# That's
great
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Woo
very very smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Apart from
the sneezy bit at the end of course...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Here, have my new
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] She gets right on my...... craggy escarpment


T-L-T innit.

First compy, which is nice

*cof* tara-llama-tomkinson*cof*
(Soapy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# no chance
she makes me yak!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
yak

dre in a caddilac sippin on "yak" /part lyric
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You idiot.
Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# and
he's not a real doctor...probably bought the certificate from spam mail.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# No breasts
and mental. Nice arse though.

In conclusion... probably.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# i like that
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# humana
humana

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# tehe!
'craggy escarpment' is a great phrase.

That pic am woo also
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Royalty


Gotta just luvvem

but not enough to spend too long on shopping them - bit rough
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# the best animated GIFs in the world ever...
NSFW

[edit: yes, it is porn spam, but it made me laugh]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# oh I wish I could see that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# erm
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# warning: pop ups and porn
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# thank you for warning
dad
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# not
joking.

Serious porn spam.

:-/
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i wasn't joking, that was a sincere thankyou!
and i was just seeing if i could add to my collection of dads! :_(
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# there's going to be some changes round here
your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah, he comes here for a start...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# *waves exemption lists around excitedly
and runs away*
it works on my biological parents...
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
# this is porn spam
Why are you posting it thorpe?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I'm on commission
£1 per wank.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# how do you know that I'm wanking?
*guilty look*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I've got a spycam
in your bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# *cough*
Well that will be £3 I owe you.

Not bad for a quiet day really...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# that's not a bad rate
here's a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# thanks
you can write a cheque for tomorrow's.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Truly my, ahem, cup runneth over...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Why
did I click
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Oh bollocks
I really ought to learn to check the url before clicking these sorts of links...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# but I did say NSFW
and then I added that it was porn spam. We were just sniggering at how lame the gifs were here at work.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# It's pavlovian
I see NSFW and click immediately...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# what exactly made you laugh?
not being sarky, just thinkin I've missed the point...
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# blimey
weird how it's acceptable at my workplace, but not at all at b3ta.

It was the GIFs that I found amusing, but it's obviously just me (and my colleagues)
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# heh
you live and learn I guess :-)

/edit: me, I just live
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Thankyou for sharing but...
(Missie Missie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# not clicking
not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Fair

Clough

I had to do it (Quick and Dirty) after seeing the Quark runaround post.
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Did a few of these once






Someone said they were going to put them in a gallery but I don't think it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I did one too
What's my vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I remember yeah
and someone else did a clone stamp and there was all sorts. Oh, those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# If I could be bothered
I'd dig up my magnetic lasso.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Damnit, that's the one that started it all!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ooh
how did you do that? screen prints?
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah
they're called screen grabs on a mac. Wouldn't know how to do it on a pc though.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Press Print screen
and then paste into programme of choice (at least that's how you used to do it...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# HA
Ha...Lenny, Leeennnnnny!

/school rant
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Sorry to threadwaste BUT...
...I am thrilling to the Richard Speck story. He is currently my favorite serial killer...

www.mayhem.net/Crime/speck.html
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Ive always
Been a fan of *insert popular trendy killer here*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah, but none of 'em had tits like that!
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Nononononononono that is just sooooooo wrong.
Men with tits indeed. Next you'll be telling us chicks can have dicks...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I just love the fact he grew tits to survive in clink.
They all made him wear panties and a bra. Stupid prison psychologists thought he was doing this to punish himself after what he did to those eight nurses. I just think he quite liked the attention.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Or maybe he liked playing with his tits.
Maybe he hired them out. Maybe he was the other prisoners' playing-with-his-tits bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# All of that is true.
Read the story on the link.

Incredibule.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I'm at work, so a brief scan is all I can do...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Bumping pussies is a violation of jail rules.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yeah, duh!
In a locked building full of men, norks = power!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# It's fantastic, isn't it?
My Bosoms are my deadly weapons.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Do you have
Nipples of ultimate destruction or something?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I saw you!
Bumping pussies is a violation of jail rules. You'll go to the sweat box for this.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# forget fred west
he's sooooo last year!
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# What!?!
Fred West is nineties, man! It was the Soham Killers last year. Sheeesh!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# noone's been found guilty
of that yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# That's true.
I suppose it could have been Su Pollard.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Penny Crayon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Wizbit? Wizadora?
They're all fucking guilty
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# isn't one of them
in hospital in intensive care after trying to kill himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# He's obviously guilty
why else would he have tried to kill himself? I say sod the trial and just hang him.

/Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Though my
Boyfriend has been in a coma and Id not like to talk about it
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Oh go on...
Tell us about you wiping his arse.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I heard
Jeffery Dahmer is making a comeback, but Ned Kelly is apparently the new black
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Dahmer?!?!
He dead. No-one's doing him anymore.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Its the
Classic retro killer look in Milan this season
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# What rot!
All the kids were doing Rose West a-line skirts and frumpy tops.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# he did people when they were dead
it's only fair.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Well, I hope they were dead.
He would drill holes in their skulls while alive, and squirt acid into their exposed brains. Such a nice man.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# err
which one is the serial killer?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# The one with the tits, stupid.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I am now
even more confused
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Read the bumph!
He grew tits by taking hormones, so he wouldn't get killed in prison. He was the prison slag.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Holy Shite
It makes me happy to be me
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I'm happy you're you too.
:D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You think he's trendy because you've never heard of him, don't you?
Tut, tut.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# The Grinch stole my torso!

Couldn't find any norks :P
(I helped save b3ta! SpamJockey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# the grinch
made me wear a black t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
but you're connected to the intermaweb and you couldn't find any norks??
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# sorry - couldn't resist!
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# TOP MEME
F.A.C.T.
(I helped save b3ta! SpamJockey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# madman
(i like it though. oh yeah.)
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Apologies to Donkey Gums
but I just had to...
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# oooh
get you, with your three-dimensional spong! and your daddy too... wait... sorry.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Strata explained
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# wooo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# woo!
no wonder miners were all such big strong boys
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm
landwich
(woo)
(dirtyhippy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# but what about the mayonaise?
AND THE FUCKING SALAD CREAM.

You haven't thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# It's further down
Otherwise you wouldn't need to drill for it, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# aaaaah
thank goodness for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# classelent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# woo!
layer upon layer of shoes...
/obscure reference
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Ah, so that's what they mean by
"marmite mining"
(_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Relax lads,
the hooker's arrived.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Phwooaar!
I wou... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Threadjack*
I know you aint my "How to mirror an image in potato shop" bitches but I would be most happy if someone could possibly tell me how:)

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# transform
flip.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Thanking you most kindly!
Next time I win the lottery expect a tenner from me at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Image\Rotate Canvas\Flip Horizontal
Innitt.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Ta very muchly....

unfortunately I wouldnt be able to spare you any of my winnings! Although I have a lovely apple pie at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Now,
don't let's start a debate on Pies, eh?

/m3ss3nger
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# *groan*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# possibly the shoddiest animation i've ever done

but it made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Made me chuckle too!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# YAAAY!
me too. Is that Terry Nutkins?!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# oh yes
.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# what a blast
from the past. *happy 80s child* :D
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Looks like they're saying
"femidom"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# haha
excellent head shaking!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# It is
very shoddy. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# He should give him the finger
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Kelly Le Brock
(StupidWaterBison, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Wow!
Look at her enormous 80s hair!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# She was
lovely, then Stephen Segal shagged her and my interest wained.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# He probably sucked the 'Beauty Juice' out of her.
Leaving her looking like King Tut.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# and broke one of her arms
just out of habit, with his tai chi
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I hate that Tai-Chi!
It doesn't taste like tea should.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yeah it's cos
they make it out of pandas, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Get it right,
it's extract of Pandas.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I bought you a book today 'cos it was there
m3ss3ng3 your home addy
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# You lovely man,
you didn;t have to do that...especially after you read the following thread.

www.b3ta.com/board/1368200
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# grrrrr
=8.)

I had to buy it it had your name written all over it - funny I thought bovine's been graffitting in WH SMiths again!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you, I shall look out for something for you when I am on my hols.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Yeah,
he's evil.
Many hormone fuelled fantasies revolved around her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# She was from Hastings.
South-East Coast, Pike-Central.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# he's fantastic!
Nobody else could play a character called Casey Ryback anywhere near as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Except Richard Speck.
Witness the pure criminal beauty that is

Richard Speck:

www.mayhem.net/Crime/speck.html
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# gah!
Wierd science, 3 litre bottle of cider and a pack of "girls" led to one of the most confusing experiences of my young life at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Tell us,
as long as its more interesting than "the exam" story from earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I'ts probably better in your head
actually not probably, definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I think I was there.
You looked terrible in tights.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# the word "girls"
in quotation marks intrigues me greatly. do tell.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# It's a reference to
'Dear gamesmaster, what is "girls"? How do I play it?'

also in the same publication, whose name I have forgotten, was

'Dear gamesmaster, I am stuck on level 1 of "Fresh Air Quest". I GOT UP, but can't see what to do next'
'You need to go to the window and OPEN CURTAINS then go to the bathroom and BRUSH TEETH you should be able to take it from there'
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Wimmins
panties?
That's a severe behavioral disorder.
It'll cost you your VCR.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Nobody
else would dare do it once, let alone twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I think I'm too young to remember her
but she scares me a little.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)
# What,
this frightens you?

Incidently typing kelly le brock into Google image search produces an interesting second image.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# nice body i spose,
but i think it's just the fact that her hair could eat me for breakfast and have some fried bread to wipe up with.

edit - and yes, that googleimage is quite insane.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I forgot
you were a girly, sorry.
But she did have scary hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# 1. why
does everyone on here think i'm a boy?!
2. why would that make a difference? is it a scariness that only ladies can see?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Its the
same for everyone, we've all been asked.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# probably the result
of being created from a barbie doll
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# and to think, you could make something similair
with just "bits and pieces, pots and pans"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# oh memories of one of the finest 80's films ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Fart?
Squeeze cheese?


--Hit the fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)
# In space.....


.... no one can hear you moooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Threadjack!
Anyone had a visit from that liquid guy doing a tour?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# But they can see your udders.
And teats.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# how very odd.
you are a true loooon, Mr S. I'll woo that!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Ta very much
ma'am. How is Edinburgh today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# lovely
and sunny, and I'm going to a birthday picnic in an hour. Joy!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I hated birds
even before I saw that. Very skilful though!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Freud the Ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# this is
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)

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