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A fair comment

don't you agree?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

yes

more men should learn to drive properly.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

So if women are bad drivers

how come men are (generally) the ones who drive too fast, undertake, drive too close to the car in front and generally cause accidents the length and breadth of the country?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

I agree with you

I drive like a cunt.... which is ironic really

(no poxy Alanis jokes please)

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

because

they're too busy perving at women to concentrate on the road?

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

I could go

along with that.

Some of my nearest misses have been due to watching some lass bobble down the street...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

=meaningful silence=

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

I'd say they were both pretty much of a muchness

If I'm getting cut up or hassled then it's no longer just blokes, but a 50/50 split ...
however, this could just be down to my old fart driving
style and embarrassment of a car.

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

I know it's not just blokes

I just get very tired of the whole women=crap drivers thing. It's dull and it's bollocks.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

as a cyclist

I can honestly say i see everyone in a car as a bad driver

so nerrrrrrrrrr

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

My mum once said

'If women are such crap drivers, how come they are statistically in less accidents'

My dad turned round and said 'Yeah but the statistics don't show how many they cause...'

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

because

more men drive than women, hence they have more accidents. easy!

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

TV's Bobby Ball

once let me into a queue of traffic. FACT.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

ROCK ON!

;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

he should have

flicked his seat belt as if it was braces.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

(Skitgraves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

haha

titter

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

*laughs*

Ver' nice.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

Keep this up

and I might have to revise my opinion of you.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Repost 9mm , again

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

One of the people hes up against is a porn peddler

and another one is the black guy who played the kid in the 80's tv show. I cant remember the name His catchphrase was "Whatcha talkin' about Willis?"

(Squid Bunty, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Gary Coleman

repost:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

I thought your

website address was different from that?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

I had to look closely

for that. But very subtle :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

heheheh

very true! and very fine they are too

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

hahaha

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corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Still not appealing

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Brilliant!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

woo yay

but norks would of gone better

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

"would have"

would have gone better than "would of".

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

STOP

Hammer Time

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

HAMMER TIME!

HAMMER TIME IT HARD!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

Mad Monkey animation works i think

Hopefully this flash animation works www.geocities.com/horsefly19
What is a good free web provider as Geocities is a bit pants....

(kinslow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

it worked before

You just exceeded your bandwidth limit. Going down again in 5...4...3...2...1...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

BOOM!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

Let me hear you say boom boom boom

Let me hear you say way-o

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

Arrrgh

the outhere brothers!!!!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

We listened to that track on the way home

from work yesterday. Got some funny looks

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

I love that fine old Hindu hymn.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

Hosepipe ban!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

threadjack

www.resonancefm.com
b3ta show in 11 minutes , Fun for all the family

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

whats the b3ta show?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

1 hour of fairly random music

and rob wittering on about stuff with some other people.

It's ace.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

4 till 5 fridays

and I hope its better than the COMPLETE toss thats on before... really sucks donkeys balls

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Darkedge, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

MSN
Communities is a good place to serve images from:

First create a group in MSN
Then make it public.
Then post your image.
This is the really important bit (and where most people go wrong):
Right-click on the image and select "Properties". The URL will be there. It's really, really long so make sure you select the whole thing by dragging down and letting the URL scroll up. The URL will end in .jpg or .gif - if it doesn't you
haven't dragged down far enough: try it again.

For more info, check out b3ta member Spoon's detailed
MSN how-to article.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

you could get a job

at the library

"Excuse me have you got any books on window arsing?"

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

We've got window licking

but no arsing im afraid

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

Aisles 8-4650

Should provide all the information you need

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

Brilliant, superb.

But he was looking for somewhere to host his flash animation.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

stick it up your arse
I was just trying to fool him into trying

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

you could probably host

a flash thing on msn. i know you can trick it in to hosting a wav thinking it is a picture
you only get about three megs of space however

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Spoon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

it's 'kin slow,

kinslow

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

holy mother fuck.

that very well done but I really think you should get some psychiatric attention.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

if you email it to me

I'll host it for you
(my email is in my profile)

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

nice

last frame...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

Giraffentanamo Bay pictures just in ...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

god

but that made me laugh

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bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Founders Keepers

Just been working with the man Rob Manuel - check out his radio show at 4 on ...oh bugger, forgotten. post it later...

(mowgli88, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

What the fuck are you banging on about?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

The b3ta radio show.

Did you not listen last week?

Hear it online here But only the real player stream works

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

the mp3 stream works

if you can get it - I've been listening all day :)

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chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

I've got the MP3 stream working.

bigboy.spc.org:8002

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

Well it didn't work last week

fucknuggets

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Who's Rob Manuel?

never heard of him!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

he's

my mum.

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

And

so's my wife?

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

Sounds like a euphamism

to me

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

here?

www.resonancefm.com/listings/20030808.html

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

they

let them back on?!

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

I'm listening now

Balling The Jack is on

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

California Governorship - The Candidates!

Can you imagine Lenny Henry, Paul Raymond and Ross Kemp running for London mayor

(Sanks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

college tutor for Music Technology was called Paul Raymond *100% FACT*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

I made that man

about £32 richer during my teen years.

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

didn't you just

find it like a normal teenager? Or nick it off your older brother?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

*snigger!*

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

yes

and Ross Kemp would win...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

I dont know about the californians

but i'd vode for gary coleman, for sheer comedy value.

(not_a_monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

Hi guys!

I made a little flash movie...only the end is a bit crap (the music, I have to fix that)

members.lycos.nl/np83/Flashgeval/shaggy2.swf

My first try...

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

pointless

i give you a woo

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)

rather spam

but ok

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

Rather spam to make something

and tell b3ta about it?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

nah jus one post and its a link to something they made

but its ok coz its funny

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

people

can post links. posting links is what made b3ta great.

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

Bit harsh, old bean!

You wouldn't say that if Crab Bloke announced a new animation on here!

I liked that animation anyway even if the St Germain at the end goes well screwy!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

Its not spam

I just made a little animation I like to post...

Or do you guys here normaly just do pic's?

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

not at all

it's fab. Keep up the good work!

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

ignore the young whippersnapper!

its woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

what you want mate. there are no rules besides keep the norks,willys and fannys off the board.

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

cool

but did we really have to hear so much of shaggy

(iamnotjb, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

that was one thing i didn't like

that and the voices were quite hard to make out at times

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

what

do you want? blood!

I thought it was great.

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

Less shaggy?

It was a school (I hate that word) assignment...I had to stretch the time

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

what

kind of slacker school do you go to?

(iamnotjb, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

Turned out...

this wasn't really the point of the exercise, but we had fun :-)

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

my son died in a shaggy related incident 12 years ago today

i have spent 9 of those years forgetting my traumatic ordeal, now this has bought it all back
HOW COULD YOU!?!?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

what happened?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

I was killed in a car accident a couple of years ago.

I know what you're feeling, I really do.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

hehe

nice!

I'm also eating crisps.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

love it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

Good stuff!

Nice work... Although I agree with the 'too much of Shaggy' comment above.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Helpful

(buboboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

WOO!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

super

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)

Woo!

Spot on!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

class act

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

very

nice!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

...

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

Imaginary Photoshopping again

Golf Sale
Your Face Sold Here etc.etc.etc.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Golf sale?

where???

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

Tube tops for MEN

now girls aren't the only ones who can show off their breasts in alluring clothing.

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

its suits him

hmmmm?

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

blimey.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

was trying to link to the strong women of sci fi conference in london in a few weeks.

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)

phwoar.

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

wear a tube top?

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

aha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

hehe :)

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

what ever happened to

'chat to google' on MSN messenger? It was on the newsletter then never been on...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

more than likely,

b3ta broke it. we're good at that

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)

hehe

i know

but it was NEVER on, ever, as soon as i got the letter I put it on messenger and it's never been on

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

It was on

For about ten minutes, didn't answer my questions, then left. I think it blocked me.

(Mystical_Wombat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

10000 people called it a cunt in an afternoon

It's not my story to tell though, so I won't.

(wingnutkj, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

Perfect woman...

Perfect woman for a day like today (New clicker)

(G-Funk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

cor

Nice jugs

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

and then some.

*edit* Oh, I've looked at the pic now...

*ducks*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

tee-hee

Naughty

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

Pssst!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

what?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

It's

suprisingly twat free!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

ssshhh

don't tell anyone!

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahah! Someone had to, I'm glad it's a good'un!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

i think

i should probably have made him honk instead of quack.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

Not long until beer o'clock!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

it's always beer oclock.

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

I thought it was almost

Beer :30

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

there is a pub open for every hour in the day in edinburgh right now.

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

...

There must be more than 24 pub in Edinburgh.

I mean, it's in scotland.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

didnt say there was only one per hour

we have quite a few pubs. i'm on the same block as 2 pubs, and 5 are across the road from me.

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

Well then

And you wonder why I want to go to England...

I went to Baltimore this last weekend, I hear the weather is very much like ENgland.

Damn...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

keep scotland tidy

throw your rubbish in england

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

Hooray for Scottish gits!

Makers of fine liquor and dresses for men.

*edit* HEy bear, how's the cub doing?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

thebearcub is on fine form

despite the heat

he's now weighing in at 8lb 2 oz and I shall be posting an update on Monday morning!!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

Are you fattening him up then?

You fiend!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

It is now

exits, stage left.>

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

pah >

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

How do you

do that?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

no idea.

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

Cunts

the lot of you.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

Indeed

I didn't think this board took anything more than the text tags...

That's a rule... how DID you do that?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

He drew it on with felt tip

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

if you donate money to b3ta we'll tell you! :)

Or look at the source. >

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

Pah pah >

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

she gives too much

head

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

I would

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

it's always october

in germany

Oktoberfest never ends

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

mmm

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

I think

I'm in love

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

i've tried to explain this to you,

please stop following me everywhere.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

a shocking development

clicky biggish animation

(bluecorvet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

372K?

Think of the dialuppers!
but the pun is fantastic.
If I can mix Dutch and English I'd say it's a paling.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

372k?

no wonder it's taking so long.
/gives up

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

better:

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

haha.

i see,
nifty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

danka

thanks kitten : )

(bluecorvet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)

nope,

not paling (anguila anguila), morene in dutch.. /dutch geek

(radja, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

eh?

paling is eel. What you on about?
lookwayup.com/lwu.exe/lwu/toEng?sLang=Nld&w=paling&h=dictpage&s=f&b=

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

well yes,

but paling is the common eel, not the moray eel (in the picture), or conger eel (although to be honest the conger is also called zeepaling (sea-eel)

/dutch geek fisherman

(radja, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

gro

an!

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

hahahaha

croon-tastic1

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

oh, hello

my my the board moves quickly

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)

how the fuck did you do that?

I posted a message and your message appeared as if by magic (and it also appears about 6 hour late)

*prophetic mind piss*

edit: so excited first attempt made no sense at all

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

it's not hard to do

it's just a wee bit pointless.
I am not going to bother to explain how, as it's just silly

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

Ah yes,

but occaisionally, two time-spazzers will post messages that follow on from each other.

Then it is mildly amusing for about thirty seconds.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

go on tell me

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

No.

You must learn the secrets for yourself. Only then will you be ready.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)

What

just like I had to learn the secrets of goatse for myself - no-fucking-thank-you!

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

Well, it's a bit like that

but you don't have to stretch your mangina quite so far.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

How true.

When you are ready we shall see you in the future.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

Oooh oooh

Is Arnie President?

Edit: Or is it the adulterators wife?

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

If Demolition Man is correct

then yes, yes he was at some point.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)

Yes

But if demolition man was correct we'd all be living in a post-apocolyptic neo-utopian society where b3ta'n would live under ground and surface only for food and source images!

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)

yes.

yes we ~~are~~ would

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)

dont suppose

you fancy sharing this saturdays lottery numbers with us do you?

Edit: I'm promise not to tell anyone thus preventing the wrath of Timecop kicking your ass!
Edit 2: Maybe you ARE Timecop (are you going to arrest me?)

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)

Personally, I wouldn't bother wasting your money.

There isn't going to be a lottery this Saturday.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

running out of messageboard space - titter!

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

He's just messing

with the spazz-time continuum.

It's quite simple really.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

I just tried it

and got an SQL query error, does that means it's worked?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)

The answer lies in the future my son.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)

Ah.

That was message 1.75 MILLION!!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

and that's

a woo yay

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

Ohh

The PUNNAGE...

The incredibly bad punnage!

I love it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

Freak cloud formation spotted over Arizona

Quick and crap, but it's Friday so I dont care

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Deadpool, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)

in the sky

nice

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

A "Reasonable approximation of pi" in the sky?

good for everyday use but not terribly accurate

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

well it would take a very very long time

to do it more accurately really, wouldn't it...

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

not using symbolic notation

/coat

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

do you want your

busfare?

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

You're not really Jim Bowen,

are you?

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

should've done

22/7

fuuny thing though

22 divided by 7 multiplied by 7 = 22 or does it

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

yeah,

22/7 surprisingly accurate.

Personally being an engineer, I just use "approx. 3"

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

yes

it does

[edit]

and it's not that accurate, it's less accurate than 3.1415 (which is what I use :P)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

Trekkie

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

Now that's just not nice

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Deadpool, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

everyone knows the correct term is

saddo

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

I think you'll find

this may help.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

like I said...

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

Like I said

I'm recovering...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

[edit]

ah, he is a trekkie

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

i'm fucking not!

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Deadpool, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

who's not

is he that guard from Red Dwarf? (and isn't he dead?)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

hehehehe

yes you are!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

<sigh>

i give in...

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Deadpool, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

are you going to cry now?

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)

nah

have decided to stick fingers in ears and go "la la la not listening" until it goes away

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Deadpool, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

159

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

...

...

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

hehe

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

arf

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

i wondered what the

132894512510971234521364972180 i saw in the sky was from...

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

whassathen?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

i'm sure thats in pi somewhere

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)

Don't squish me

Love spiders rather than 'Yellow Paging' them ...

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)

WTF?

OMGROFLMAO

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)

splendid

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)

Spiders

must die. And don't bother saying they get rid of flies and such, because they must die too. I don't trust anything with more legs than a dog...

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

kill dogs too though

right?

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

Well, yes

If it has more than the requisite number of legs.

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

Kill them anyway

they can do a lot more harm than spiders.
See?
*shows scar*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

*shock and awe*

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)

Yup

I'm with you on that.
I am slowly trying to instill a genetic memory in spiders; that my flat means iminent death due to "Yellow Pages" dropped from a height

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

Aaaaagh!

The terrifying little bugger. Still, he does have a lovely smile.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

It's just a mask

His real face is all eyes and pointy fangs dripping venom.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

please ...

there's no need to get personal!
;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

Is that the Queen Spider?

From Metabelis III?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

I believe it is

Doctor

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

Well don't just sit there!

Get me that can of Raid I have in the Turdis.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

I was actually standing and multi-tasking whilst I wrote that.

But here is your raid.

Damned easier to find than gold dust to block up the cybermens vents.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

love spiders i do.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

ewwwww

that's just wrong :)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

kewl pets #69

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)

heheheh

'69'

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)

Pea

roast!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)

Huzzah

combining a ladies friend with those timeless novelty pens

(iamnotjb, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)

Mmm...

Rebekah...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)

well

i do my best

(iamnotjb, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)

Rebekah Wade, editor of the Sun?

Have you gone mad?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)

looks like a tampon

or a dildoe

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

Give this man a prize !

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

well duhh

it is a dildo

(iamnotjb, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)

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