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This is a link post Someone cloned Gmail except you're logged in as Epstein
and can see his emails.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it's all largely underwhelming.
The whole Epstein thing feels like a huge amount of typical, distracting tabloid fodder.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite!
- let's not look into the massive network of powerful people who are associated with the child rapist sex trafficker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post and prolific political campaign back-scratcher
Follow the baksheesh
 (I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They have resisted releasing the files quite hard.
Although maintaining a 'flood the zone' (Steve Bannon) stream of information, true or false, makes it difficult to interpret what's happening.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not to his victims

(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having trouble finding anything particularly incriminating, though.
So far it all comes across as a bit 'boys club', with the inevitable misogyny you'd expect when a group of rich, powerful, largely white men get together.

My point was, I think we know pretty much all we'll ever know about Epstein. He was a predatory nonce with a penchant for sexually exploiting young, vulnerable women. That's hardly commendable behaviour, but it's hardly surprising, either. Most heterosexual men have an inadvertent ephebophilic attraction to adolescent women, it's just that most men don't act on these attractions, either because they know it's morally wrong, or because they're worried about getting caught. Once you're in a position where you feel sufficiently insulated from any kind of legal or moral judgement for your behaviour, you're invariably going to be more likely to commit said behaviour.

There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that Epstein was acting as a broker to pimp out some of these girls to other powerful, wealthy individuals. But there's never going to be a 'list' or 'tapes' or anything that in any way explicitly implicates these people in any kind of sexually inappropriate behaviour. All we're going to get is an association with Epstein, which basically means fuck-all.

At best, all we're getting is 'These people knew that Epstein was sexually exploiting vulnerable adolescent girls, but turned a blind eye'. Which is still relatively damning, but a little less so when you realise that most of his crimes took place when next door in Soviet Canuckistan, the age of consent was 14.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post so to summarise
*paedophilia is just misogyny
*paeodophilia isnt that bad as most adult men want to fuck children, I think it's in our nature
*I havent seen the evidence as it hasn't been made public, but I'm sure they wont find anything.
*And even if they do it won't mean anything
*Canada used to have a lower age of consent 20 years ago, and some of the child fucking took place in canada (ignoring the non-exploititive provision in the law even back then that still would have made it illegal child-fucking)
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Epstein was a paedophile?
I knew he was sex-trafficking underage girls, but not literal infants. When was that?

Edit: Wait! You're being hyperbolic again, aren't you?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post people who fuck kids are paedos.
epstein both fucked kids, and groomed them for other people to fuck
the reason why fucking kids is fucking awful isnt hyperbole, it's because rather than it being some normal natural thing it fucks them up for life in a way that few other things do. Giuffre might be able to better explain to you this concept that seems to be absent in your efforts to minimise it, but despite getting several million pound hush payment from Andrew she killed herself.
Still, you're welcome to follow your natural urges and fuck a 12 year old, and then protest to the inmates in the Scrubs your nuanced categorisation system of kiddy fiddling that means you don't think you're a paedo
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post People erroneously label Epstein a paedophile because it's more sensational than 'sex trafficker of vulnerable young women'.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post they weren't women, they were legally children

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe, and I'm just going to throw this out there,
rather than being motivated by sensationalism, there's actually a real, deep and widespread cultural aversion to kiddy fucking that for reasons we can only speculate you don't seem to share.
That is, people think it's one of the worst things you can do, for good reason
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting you should mention that
You know that the term paedophilia is commonly used to refer to all criminally underage sex?

Yes, there's a clinical distinction between paedophilia and hebophillia and ephebophillia - but not a big legal one. Sentencing guidelines taking into account moral outrage, that sort of thing.

It's not a good look to make these distinctions, except maybe when you're the judge passing sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't give a fuck how it looks.
What I give a fuck about is people watering down the concept of paedophilia to include victims that aren't anywhere near to meeting the clinical or pathological definition just so that they can falsely augment the severity of an offender's offending in return for more clicks/outrage.

Epstein was a nonce. He's done enough horrible, nasty shit as it is. We don't need to manufacture more horrible nasty shit. Doing so suggests that the *actual* horrible nasty shit he was doing wasn't sufficiently horrible/nasty enough.

Epstein was a bad man, but let's not act like he was Ian Watkins raping literal babies and toddlers bad. That does a massive fucking disservice to those victims.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the only near sensible thing you've posted today
I agree, there's a difference - but all your prior posts make it look like you think that sex trafficking underage teen girls for rape *wasn't very bad*.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it's bad.
But calling him a paedophile almost serves to obfuscate the crimes that he was *actually* guilty of, which does nobody any favours. Particularly his actual victims.

Anyway, back to my original point. None of these 'files' or 'lists' we're going to get access to is going to make us any of the wiser. It's all just salacious misdirection to keep the tabloid readers distracted.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Advice, if you want to recover from this episode of seeming nonce apologism
- stop calling the victims underage young *women*
They were legally children. Some as young as 14.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the lawsuit against his virgin island place has some as young as 11
dozens of young girls were held captive and raped by the men Epstein flew in. one who lodged her story tried to escape by swimming the open sea from little st james. Epsten organised a search party to recapture her and confiscate her passport.
but hey, didnt that fox news megyn kelly say it wasn't a big deal and they all looked old, that's the sentiment tony will get behind
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but he wasn't convicted of those so I was assuming they don't count


I gives me a headache just trying to think down to that level
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to get SockCooker vibes.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So why are you repeatedly posting in a way that make it look like you want to water down what he actually did do??
"That does a massive fucking disservice to those victims."
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s almost as if the tiresome twat was just trolling…

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Still plenty more to come

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you such a fingers-in-ears right-wing cunt?
Genuine question
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you such a liberal, reactionary cry-baby?
Genuine question.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:34, Reply)
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Still, he came up with the theory of relativity, so not all bad eh?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Needed to keep him away from his relatives tho

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post Draw a Cool S I made this!
I don’t remember the Cool S being a Thing at school, maybe I’m too old?

Anyway, here’s a surprisingly tricky game about drawing one
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, we were all about the Yes and Motörhead logos.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)
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and the Rage in Eden cover
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The Rammstein +R for me.
Twenty years later I was so fucking bored at a job that I worked out how to accurately reproduce the Aperture Science logo using only a compass* and a steel rule.

* An excellent Schnellbow, which I sorely miss.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well the desktop suggests you're about 102.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitting hell
Try this on a trackpad and feel the finger cramp burn
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i've just been drawing cocks on it, so my score is pretty rubbish

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post A semi-animated sitcom called Being Human
Well it made me laugh and the pictures and sound design are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this is rather good, sub'd

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 2:44, Reply)
This is a link post I always wondered where the chemtrail ejector was

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Believable delivery
Somewhere in darkest USA this will be taken as gospel amongst primitive tribes.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Awaiting the revelation that there were large scale chemical spraying tests in the UK from ice cream vans with specially designed jingles to entice children
Eventually funding was withdrawn which is why you don't see the vans much nowadays.

As for the USA, past research probably doesn't help dispel modern fears.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_LAC
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
they just sold them heroin instead
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So only so long until the Americans start targeting ice cream vans with hellfire missiles then

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Peados and dealers went online, hence fewer vans.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be crap if you're attracted to a life of drug dealing vice by all the hollywood depictions of cutting deals in exotic locations, guns, fast cars, speedboats, money and girls.
only to be stuck bug fixing, arguing about code submissions and wondering if AI is about to make your job redundant
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That or having to negotiate delivery prices with snotty 12 yr olds.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Some splendid slapstick
Staged obvs, but who cannot appreciate an Spanish(?) mama slapping her stupid son round the head.

The latest autosupa one made oi larff
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fist my bump!
Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean
it's got oasis in the trailer, so it's already dropped points
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But Ryan gosling is dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised you could tell it was him
They mussed up his hair AND he had glasses on.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:18, Reply)
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They'll fuck it up
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The Martian was alright.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 6:37, Reply)
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I don't mind Gosling
but this needs to be directed by John Carpenter
 (carcrash, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 5:30, Reply)
This is a link post For no reason other than that it's
shitty and dreary weather here in Amsterdam and this song cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly before my time
but a big love for that scene...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post One Pull Up Challenge - Finale I made this!
The conclusion to my dream of achieving one pull up. Thanks all for watching and especially for those who took the time to message etc. I'll stop banging on about pull ups now...
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post even though I watched when it happened
my heart was in my mouth for the final attempt, excellent work
 (Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:39, Reply)
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cheers!
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 20:08, Reply)
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I will miss these
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You should do increasingly manly physical challenges.
Aikido with Kendo Nagasaki
Compete in the World Shin-Kicking Championships
Butterbean is available if you want to go 3 rounds with him
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ladybeard!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay that's a new one on me, but intergender wrestling is not my thing.
'Deadlift Lolita' though? Just let me check cagematch for any connections to known wronguns....

Wtf is a Falls Count Anywhere Gauntlet Battle Royal?

Yup, he wrestled Joey Ryan at, ahem, 'DDT Ryogoku Peter Pan 2017.' That alone isn't enough to prove he's a wrongun (I think the allegations came out 2 or 3 years later) but consider me deeply suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's meant to be extremely silly, not actual fighting.
I am suspicious, but haven't read anything specific. Might look further into it.
I'd be annoyed if anything came out, maybe he's just found a form of schtick that works with that culture and it startling/funny in many others.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post DDT is a promotion that's widely considered a joke...
They do comedy, yeah. Lots of weird shit, including some quite pervy stuff. Japan's gonna Japan.

Joey Ryan had a porn star gimmick and he used to 'suplex' people using his penis. He also did the 'boobplex' in intergender matches. His career came to a sudden end with #metoo, multiple allegations of all kinds of gross shit with fans and coworkers.

One match with the guy is one thing, but to have it in DDT, at Peter Pan, and your band's name is Lolita... Yeah, no.

WingedC would be a much better choice!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 18:59, Reply)
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Frankie Boyle's looking good
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:47, Reply)
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Thank you. 🙏
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done Mr. Muscles!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:03, Reply)
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Cheers
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 👍👍👍👍

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
👍
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Many congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:01, Reply)
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thank u !
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:10, Reply)
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Ta!
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, no crap tats!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ta - Did think of getting one anyway but resisted. (Even) cr@p tats cost a fortune.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations. Now do a muscle up

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:42, Reply)
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Was thinking of that. Know they’re kind of a right of callisthenics passage but Gareth, the chap who trained me, who is a biomechanics professor and elite athlete (and me) advisor, said they’re not very good for you.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post All him about one fingered push ups

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
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One finger on each hand or a single finger? Both seem realistic.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post One finger on each hand
When I've seen people (never me) doing them it looks absolutely awful
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:32, Reply)
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Guess you have to train your fingers somehow ?! And become very skinny…I just think it would be boring training your fingers otherwise I’d take it on.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 1:08, Reply)
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Salutes back.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like birb blocked me
but assume he's posted a picture of a half naked man with your face on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:51, Reply)
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Ha ha - how did you guess. It does look quite like me this time to be fair.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Called it!
Good job though on the pull up. Not sure if I could even do one anymore
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:05, Reply)
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Have a go? Now that I'm obviously an elite athlete I can get you back over the bar with some tips.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post probably one of them wrestlers that he's so gay for

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)
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No, it's not Big Daddy,
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Persistence and Perspiration
Nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 22:14, Reply)
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Cheers ! It was a massive commitment for something so seemingly small.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Well done =)
 (Sherbs, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)
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Fank u
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 23 Nov 2025, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post Could this be a coincidence, or did Stephen King actually watch this movie.
It's at 104:32
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it's pretty safe to say that the scene influenced him, yes.
Just like many of Tarantino's iconic scenes are heavily influenced by vintage Asian movies.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post To think we could have ended up with a comedy version of The Shining

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIeasQTs6_g
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post King didn't storyboard The Shining
- you probably mean Spielberg.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Kubrick?
According to IMDB Simon Cowell was a runner on The Shining
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he invented that cube puzzle thing in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The Lament Configuration?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one
- another Stephen King classic
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's Kubrick
who directed The Shining, and was very influenced by previous films (as should any artist be)...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Potter Unhinged Retelling
better than the HBO series I'll bet
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Is Downdetector down?
This didn't take long. Given that yesterday's Cloudfare shenanigans took Downdetector with it, someone's gone and built a down detector for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I immediately thought of this yesterday
Glad someone built it without me having to do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What do we do if down detector down detector is down?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Status Quo

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:49, Reply)
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downdetectorsdowndetectorsdowndetector.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:30, Reply)
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Turtles all the way down detector.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post How have I not seen this before now?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a hardware fetish so obvioulsy I love shopping at Robert Dyas.
Yes, odd this.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay or straight?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Remarkable Claymation Simpsons doing Dawn of The Dead
Outstanding in every way.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to check it wasn't our very own Lee Hardcastle...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post More smutty signs

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This is a link post My dear old mate and chum Matt did this and I think it's damn good

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Any relation to....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VknWYoPQN2A
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This is a link post How a parasitic ant tricks workers into killing their own queen
without using conventional social media
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeek, I clicked 'accept' on a Disney website
that's Disney now exempt from any liability or legal action no matter what they do to me in the future.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Works both ways you know
- now you can fuck Mickey Mouse in the face with impunity
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post With putty?
don't you need something hard?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Where is the North/South/Midlands? I made this!
You can help find out by filling in this form and sharing with a load of people!
Reckon if I get a thousand or so responses I can make a pretty good map.
Currently at 43.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy. Anything north of Northampton is 'The North'. Anything south of Southampton is 'The South'. Anything between is 'The Midlands'.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So just the Isle of Wight then?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And Cornwall
And a good chunk of Devon and Dorset
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything past edgeware and you've basically got a ferret down your trousers
I wouldn't even go to Watford unless I've had my shots and carrying plenty of bottled water
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I get a nosebleed when I go further than Zone 4
Fucking provinces. Urgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Zone 4?!
Only if one were to find oneself unfortunately impecunious.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.
Soon we'll get these idiots handing over everything - just have to ask for things in separate "surveys".
Mother's maiden names next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to put a "completely anonymous" disclaimer but thought it was a bit redundant
Maybe I should specify "first half of postcode" as that's fine
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Margaret Trousertron!
Next question please.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this difficult to answer?
Presumably you just pick the most northerly and southerly latitudes of the mainland of England and apportion into thirds.

Or is there some convoluted method involving equally proportional areas of the mainland less rivers, lakes and any areas under foreign ownership?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's thicker at the bottom

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Draw a rectangle centered on the vertical middle of the country, touching the border with Scotland at the top and the Southern coast at the bottom.
Divide this into thirds and use the boundary between the middle third and its neighbours as where north and south start/end, job done.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s difficult because Nottingham is as far north as the south goes.
And Leicester is as far south as the north goes.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Addenda, the borders will be delineated by a continuous low wall that may have to pass through homes, gardens etc

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)
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‘The North’ is everything north of the South Downs Way.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to use Google
so for that reason, I'm out.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The south starts at Macclesfield

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Which way does it go from there?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post South

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite easy to input nonsense into your form btw.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post of course
go ahead and write your nonsense, have a chuckle, I will delete it but if that's how you like to spend your time then who am i to stop you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that a father's day present?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Cook interview from 1985

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 1:26, Reply)
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A sketch in fact, and it's still not funny. If it were an interview it would also have been not funny, but unbearably awkward to boot. Peter Cook is either not funny, or not as funny as Dudley Moore.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)
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It's almost like I deliberately set it up that way.

Anyway, I enjoyed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen Rory McGrath around Cambridge five times now
He's looking increasingly ruddy
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:08, Reply)
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He used to drink in the Cambridge Blue and is an utter cock.
 (carcrash, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Been in there quite a bit but never bumped into him.
I haven't spoken to him but of course he's a cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:21, Reply)
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The Town (not gown) people usually insult him on sight. I'm Mill Road / Romsey massive.
 (carcrash, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't have a single pub in Barnwell so he probably doesn't come here

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post I opened London's First Egg Cup Shop I made this!
I pitched an egg cup manufacturer some spec designs, they actually went ahead and made me 50 cups, so I opened up London's first egg cup shop to sell them and raise money for a Fresh Start For Hens, an organisation that saves ex laying hens from the slaughterhouse, to rehome across England and Wales.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a chin up bar in the back?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:20, Reply)
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Not yet...but never say never.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We rehome hens
Some of them are quite healthy looking, but some are in a right state. In hampshire one time, we got some that looked like they had been plucked ready for cooking. Took them a while to grow their feathers back. Sometimes, they have pre-existing health issues and don't last long. Sometimes you get a trooper who keeps going for ages. Always nice to give them a bit of open air, kale from the garden, and the odd worm we dig up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:28, Reply)
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These were from a free range farm, so in a better condition than some of the caged hens they get. One of the volunteers said the caged ones tend to be pretty freaked out as they've never really seen daylight before which is pretty depressing. The volunteers tend to take any that are too poorly away, to nurse back to health, but sure some don't survive. Do you still keep chickens?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:08, Reply)
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b3ta.com/questions/killedtodeath/post1480715
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Still have a couple
Just letting them live out their dotage then we might have a garden again for a while
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck
i hope the business is your own initiative, nobody's egged you on
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a terribly punny yolk

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No, we're not doing this

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post We shell see about that

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What fresh shell is this?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post Oldest street lights
including the joys of trying to get the public to fund anything
BBC Archive
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post +electric

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post True and possibly should have added in *insert correct region here*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lovely Streetlight Museum in Berlin's Tiergarten.
It's just a bunch of old streetlights from various teutonic regions and periods, with a little explanation plaque, lining a pathway through the park. Magical when the sun sets and they start to glow.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If like me you wondered where he was walking at the start then
www.google.com/maps/place/Clapham+cum+Newby/@54.1204292,-2.3911874,3a,75y,128.3h,77.27t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sy_gNX7k_QHJrI07TjKkHhg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D12.72833244273194%26panoid%3Dy_gNX7k_QHJrI07TjKkHhg%26yaw%3D128.30354603963391!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x487c7910bed89f8b:0x27fb8f41e4362348!8m2!3d54.1151693!4d-2.4122463!16s%2Fm%2F05z_rsq?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTExMi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

Wonder no more.
For no reason, I was looking at the state of the fence behind him and wondered what it looked like now, and it's the same except in a much better state.
Looks like nothing has changed there in 100 years except there's no street lighting at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if the circular rusty fitting on the edge of the building above and to the left of the garage door might have held a lamp
Some sort of pipe/bar running up the wall to a bracket for attaching a cable above it.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:16, Reply)

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