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Infuriating numbers game.
Flash game, 10 levels. Numbers flash up on the screen for a second and you have to click the circles in order from smallest to largest number.
I can manage 7, but 8 is too many. Score given in 'brain age'.
If it's not embedding the swf the link to the page is here.
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badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:49,
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My brain age is exactly the same as my physical age
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:00,
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Strangely enough - mine too.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43,
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And me....
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49,
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Maybe not then
just got it down to 24.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:21,
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Ha!
27 and I'm 44.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36,
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That's how Gary Glitter started ;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:23,
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Pfftt!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:25,
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Interesting
I think I have some problem seeing the number 4 - it seems to be the source of the majority of my mistakes.
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conrads_rocks, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49,
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brain age: 23
real age: 32
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:37,
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My real age=22
Brain age=38
Is that bad?
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PieEater, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:21,
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JAB - animated short film
I made this!
This is the second film I've made with my mate Keith, I posted the previous one we did last year (called Blind Date).
This time its a modern version of the poem Jabberwocky. Once again all the animation is done in After Effects, and we green screen in anyone foolish enough to stand in front of the camera long enough (usually me).
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:46,
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Cripes
That's a bit good.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:51,
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Fantastic
*clicks*
*stumbles*
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:16,
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That's some fricking awesomeness you've got there.
How long did that take you?
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Cap'n, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:17,
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We filmed the live action stuff over about 5 evenings I think, then the animation took about a further 6 months. Its all very amateurish, mid end pc's and camera, working a couple evenings a week after work kinda thing. But we were accepted to a few festivals for it, including the Edinburgh Film Festival again this year, and were in the same competition as Shaun The Sheep, which I think you'll agree is a measure of something. I don't know what though.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:58,
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Top stuff!
I'd say a measure of KICKASS FANTASTIC. So there.
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Cap'n, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:25,
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Well done.
Very top work. Have you sent it to Passion Pictures? They often need After Effects animators.
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somegreybloke, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:37,
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they did work for Gorillaz didn't they? Will have a looksee at their site...
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:41,
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excellent
one of my favourite poems, done complete justice. You really captured the lunacy.
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Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:40,
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Absolutely bloody brilliant!
that really was top stuff, What ^they^ say. You really captured the silliness of it all.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13,
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Utterly
Excellent.
Thank you.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:44,
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Ace
Especially as I'm just attempting to learn after effects and i cant even animate a circle to look at a square.
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eds209 invites you to a HousepartyofthedDead.com, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:13,
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brilliant
I'd like to see you do some Po. Can you do some Po next?
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poochengeez, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02,
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Bunnies.
A little bit of afternoon floof.
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:44,
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CUNTS
found link this whilst poking around a site mentioned below
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:32,
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haha
quite an apt title for them, bunch of cunts
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:50,
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Sarah Palin: Swimsuit Diplomat
I made this!
In a continuing series...
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ptet is happy, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54,
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Random Legends
A rather odd story
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six50, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:37,
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brilliant
just brilliant
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weaver., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47,
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WHAT IS THIS?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:27,
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Happy Birthday
I made this!
made with dave
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rob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:26,
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alright 'suppose
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29,
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very python esque.
Excellent, I enjoyed this.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29,
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They can't handle the truth!
Although I would rather send Birthday Forklift than this, it's another great e-card!
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:23,
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it was made before the forklift one
jibjab didn't buy it as it was too rude. Poor, homeless, e-card.
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rob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:39,
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Can't we have B3ta e-cards?
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40,
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oooh yeah im liking this idea
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Lord_Munkee, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:40,
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Yea we want e-cards....
*makes banner and parades naked up and down Noel street...
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:46,
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It could be an excellent Image Challenge.
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Kong1927, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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Fucking safe as milk jibjab
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:31,
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I quite like this
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:30,
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Ha
Happy Birthday Pig Food
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:01,
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i love this
it's brill
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crab_bloke), Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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class!
i could see happy birthday, pig food becoming a slogan
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:42,
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I like this,
and it actually is my birthday today too :D
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Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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Bunny loves kitty.
Rather hyperactive Korean animation, but rather jolly nevertheless.
More here, under 'There She Is'.
Edit - seems to be something about mixed relationships underlying all teh fluffs.
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:15,
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I rather like this animation from Korea:
NSFW
www.robpongi.com/pages/comboFUCKINGUSAHI.html
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46,
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Doug Stanhope has set up a charity...
...to pay for Sarah Palin's daughter to get an abortion.
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somegreybloke, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39,
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i like this ver'ver'ver'much.
Tah!
*Click*
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Just Flange, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:17,
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Good man.
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:33,
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just like citizen ruth
magic!
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:52,
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Benny Hill Vs. 50 Cent
Unsure if it's glasscock but still funny as and hasn't been posted here for a while (much like me!)
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tehmattmonster Board Sig, Board Sig? I'll give you a Board Sig!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:59,
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ha ha ha ha aha gasp
Crikey! that works far better than it should. In my head brain I can see fiddy getting chased round some municipal park by a gaggle of dodgy looking old slappers in nurses outfits...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:15,
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Almost as good as:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojpy8yYTU6w
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:39,
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Pffft!
Or this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SQLRQL43654
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:44,
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fuck
that's awesome :D
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UTB, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43,
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noen go as well as this one
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQTVdqgJOc
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:43,
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Fucking Ace!
*clicks*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05,
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Looking forward to this.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:33,
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hahaha
yays!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:37,
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I bet you cant get that on 'tinterweb outside the uk
fucking cunts
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:39,
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I hate Peter Kay
garlic bread on the other hand.....
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:49,
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I don't mind him
What I do hate are obnoxious shits who quote him all the time out of context and think that it's absolutely hilarious.
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Ever smelt burning flesh?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:43,
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Coming in your ears!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:07,
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PUT T' BIG LIGHT ON!!
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Just Flange, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:18,
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can you hear me now?
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JonothanCainer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:36,
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I'm getting the word... Nonce.
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45,
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Give me three rings when you get in
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46,
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What hand do you wipe your bum with?
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49,
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i'm on a payphone here love
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11,
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GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!
*beeeeeeep*
GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!
*beeeeeeep*
GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!
*beeeeeeep*
GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!
*beeeeeeep*
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18,
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Cup of tea love?
Brew? Cup of tea? Fancy a brew?
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:50,
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cunt me up the arse and call be Philipp
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:24,
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Stop stirring your tea dickhead!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:45,
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Sweet baby jesus and the orphans
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:46,
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You want to try getting an alsatian to testify.
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:04,
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Can you hear me now?
How long does yer Dad wee for?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:12,
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No swearing there's a childs bike outside!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21,
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She's in there...
trying to change channels with remote control.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:24,
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STANRAER?
IN SCOTLAND?? *points*
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:51,
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And is always people on t'internet,
or in t'Eygpt.
Packed it, booked it, fooked off.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:39,
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I hate Paddy McGuinness with a passion.
He has absolutely no charm or talent whatsoever and can somehow charge more than decent comedians for a show.
He has also ruined Greggs for me since he started advertising for them.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:35,
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^ This is the truth.
And yay! for the mention in WebUser, sir :)
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:39,
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I'm looking forward to this
but it is make or break for peter Kay.
If this flops he could be finished...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:34,
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When you compare Pheonix Nights to max and Paddy you realise that
Dave Spikey was the writing talent.
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:51,
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dave spikey
is a funny guy.
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:04,
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I just think on Max and Paddy
no one had the balls to tell him it was a bit shit
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:23,
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Sleepy kitty with a difference
- see, even big wild cats do the 'kneading dough' thing :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:56,
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With the exception...
that if it did that while lying on your lap, you'd probably get a bit...emasculated. And disemboweled.
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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:19,
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poor thing
It misses its mummy!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:36,
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Those are some BIIIIIIG paws :O
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47,
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Why do
Cats do that 'kneeding' thing?
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:22,
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To quote from a cat related website:
"Kittens get milk by nursing from their mother. They press against their mother with one paw and then the other. This is called "kneading". Kneading helps the mother cat give milk to the kittens. When adult cats knead with her paws, it reminds her of her mother when she was a kitten."
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mugatu, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:45,
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Does it say anything about
Them pushing their paw up your nose at 3 a.m.?
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:25,
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...
I'm late for work now but that was utterly awesome
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i anglepoise, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:40,
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Brilliant.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:56,
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Haha!
One of the best ones I have seen and so true!
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Fluffster, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31,
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Simply superb!
Being a Newcastle follower myself I cannot agree more with Hitlers comments. Also, being a Jew, I never thought I'd hear myself saying THAT! O_o
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Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59,
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Fantastic,
epecially "don't worry Steve McClaren's got a job"
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:38,
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^this^
biggest lol out of a whole bunch of them
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:45,
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Hahaha!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:20,
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As Always
Rocking.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:16,
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ha ha ha ha !
i hate it when that happens
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:31,
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Hahaha!!!
Brill :D
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:28,
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Ha ha, is this the voice of experience
by anychance?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:04,
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Haha, excellent!
With these mobile demons I shall TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!
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Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:07,
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Slightly GC and tis a viral
Though worthy of a pearost as when i originally saw it I went hunting for old mobiles to liquidfy in the microwave.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:11,
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It's GC? Ah, well I never knew that.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:57,
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GC is not necessarily a bad tyhuijg
EDIT
Though my speeling is fucking terriblt.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:52,
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Hahaha. I thought that was going to be the standard, twunt shoves something in microwave.
That's really well done!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:42,
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How is babby formed?
Yahoo Answers in animated form.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:57,
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Oh yes!
More of this!
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:58,
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Yes MOAR
chrilden?
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TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:31,
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hahahaha that's brilliant
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:51,
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haha
this is gc, but always makes me laugh
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35,
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Hahahaha!
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Monty Propps, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50,
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That's ace
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:47,
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hehehe
this reminds me of the various YTMND "dramatic readings" - which are also funny.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:22,
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Fucking brilliant.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:22,
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This might just be
the funniest thing on the internet.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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Yes, I agree with the newsletter....
...it gets funnier the more it loops.
I had a jolly good laugh at that.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:37,
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yes
yes it does. I haven't laughed like that for ages
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moogman, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:14,
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Babbys
This is hynotically, hilarious. Whole family slowly got drawn into laughing trance watching it.
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Mrs.Fonebone, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:00,
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Mroing!
I start to hurt if I watch more than two loops!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:28,
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Very gc, but still hilarious. My friend recently dubbed a look her dog has as the "how is babby formed?" look.
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the.mgt is busy as a bee, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:33,
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OOHHH YESS
win win win.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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Nicely done.
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:53,
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