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This is a link post Infuriating numbers game.
Flash game, 10 levels. Numbers flash up on the screen for a second and you have to click the circles in order from smallest to largest number.

I can manage 7, but 8 is too many. Score given in 'brain age'.

If it's not embedding the swf the link to the page is here.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My brain age is exactly the same as my physical age

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely enough - mine too.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And me....

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe not then
just got it down to 24.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
27 and I'm 44.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how Gary Glitter started ;)

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfftt!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
I think I have some problem seeing the number 4 - it seems to be the source of the majority of my mistakes.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post brain age: 23
real age: 32
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My real age=22
Brain age=38

Is that bad?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post JAB - animated short film I made this!
This is the second film I've made with my mate Keith, I posted the previous one we did last year (called Blind Date).

This time its a modern version of the poem Jabberwocky. Once again all the animation is done in After Effects, and we green screen in anyone foolish enough to stand in front of the camera long enough (usually me).
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Cripes
That's a bit good.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
*clicks*
*stumbles*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some fricking awesomeness you've got there.
How long did that take you?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
We filmed the live action stuff over about 5 evenings I think, then the animation took about a further 6 months. Its all very amateurish, mid end pc's and camera, working a couple evenings a week after work kinda thing. But we were accepted to a few festivals for it, including the Edinburgh Film Festival again this year, and were in the same competition as Shaun The Sheep, which I think you'll agree is a measure of something. I don't know what though.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff!
I'd say a measure of KICKASS FANTASTIC. So there.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done.
Very top work. Have you sent it to Passion Pictures? They often need After Effects animators.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
they did work for Gorillaz didn't they? Will have a looksee at their site...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
one of my favourite poems, done complete justice. You really captured the lunacy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely bloody brilliant!
that really was top stuff, What ^they^ say. You really captured the silliness of it all.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly
Excellent.

Thank you.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
Especially as I'm just attempting to learn after effects and i cant even animate a circle to look at a square.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
I'd like to see you do some Po. Can you do some Po next?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bunnies.
A little bit of afternoon floof.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post CUNTS
found link this whilst poking around a site mentioned below
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
quite an apt title for them, bunch of cunts
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Sarah Palin: Swimsuit Diplomat I made this!
In a continuing series...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Random Legends
A rather odd story
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
just brilliant
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT IS THIS?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday I made this!
made with dave
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post alright 'suppose

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post very python esque.
Excellent, I enjoyed this.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They can't handle the truth!
Although I would rather send Birthday Forklift than this, it's another great e-card!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it was made before the forklift one
jibjab didn't buy it as it was too rude. Poor, homeless, e-card.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we have B3ta e-cards?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh yeah im liking this idea

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea we want e-cards....




*makes banner and parades naked up and down Noel street...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be an excellent Image Challenge.

(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking safe as milk jibjab

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like this

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Happy Birthday Pig Food
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this
it's brill
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post class!
i could see happy birthday, pig food becoming a slogan
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this,
and it actually is my birthday today too :D
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Bunny loves kitty.
Rather hyperactive Korean animation, but rather jolly nevertheless.

More here, under 'There She Is'.

Edit - seems to be something about mixed relationships underlying all teh fluffs.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather like this animation from Korea:
NSFW

www.robpongi.com/pages/comboFUCKINGUSAHI.html
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Doug Stanhope has set up a charity...
...to pay for Sarah Palin's daughter to get an abortion.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this ver'ver'ver'much.
Tah!
*Click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good man.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post just like citizen ruth
magic!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Benny Hill Vs. 50 Cent
Unsure if it's glasscock but still funny as and hasn't been posted here for a while (much like me!)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha aha gasp
Crikey! that works far better than it should. In my head brain I can see fiddy getting chased round some municipal park by a gaggle of dodgy looking old slappers in nurses outfits...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as good as:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojpy8yYTU6w
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Or this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SQLRQL43654
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
that's awesome :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post noen go as well as this one
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQTVdqgJOc
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Ace!
*clicks*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to this.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
yays!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you cant get that on 'tinterweb outside the uk
fucking cunts
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Peter Kay
garlic bread on the other hand.....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mind him
What I do hate are obnoxious shits who quote him all the time out of context and think that it's absolutely hilarious.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever smelt burning flesh?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Coming in your ears!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post PUT T' BIG LIGHT ON!!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post can you hear me now?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting the word... Nonce.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Give me three rings when you get in

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What hand do you wipe your bum with?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm on a payphone here love

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!
*beeeeeeep*

GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!

*beeeeeeep*

GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!

*beeeeeeep*

GET BACK YER BASTARDS... I'll BREAK YER LEGS!

*beeeeeeep*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cup of tea love?
Brew? Cup of tea? Fancy a brew?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt me up the arse and call be Philipp

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop stirring your tea dickhead!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet baby jesus and the orphans

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You want to try getting an alsatian to testify.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you hear me now?
How long does yer Dad wee for?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No swearing there's a childs bike outside!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post She's in there...
trying to change channels with remote control.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post STANRAER?
IN SCOTLAND?? *points*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And is always people on t'internet,
or in t'Eygpt.

Packed it, booked it, fooked off.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Paddy McGuinness with a passion.
He has absolutely no charm or talent whatsoever and can somehow charge more than decent comedians for a show.

He has also ruined Greggs for me since he started advertising for them.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This is the truth.
And yay! for the mention in WebUser, sir :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to this
but it is make or break for peter Kay.

If this flops he could be finished...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When you compare Pheonix Nights to max and Paddy you realise that
Dave Spikey was the writing talent.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post dave spikey
is a funny guy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I just think on Max and Paddy
no one had the balls to tell him it was a bit shit
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Sleepy kitty with a difference
- see, even big wild cats do the 'kneading dough' thing :-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post With the exception...
that if it did that while lying on your lap, you'd probably get a bit...emasculated. And disemboweled.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post poor thing
It misses its mummy!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are some BIIIIIIG paws :O

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do
Cats do that 'kneeding' thing?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post To quote from a cat related website:
"Kittens get milk by nursing from their mother. They press against their mother with one paw and then the other. This is called "kneading". Kneading helps the mother cat give milk to the kittens. When adult cats knead with her paws, it reminds her of her mother when she was a kitten."
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it say anything about
Them pushing their paw up your nose at 3 a.m.?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'm late for work now but that was utterly awesome
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
One of the best ones I have seen and so true!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply superb!
Being a Newcastle follower myself I cannot agree more with Hitlers comments. Also, being a Jew, I never thought I'd hear myself saying THAT! O_o
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic,
epecially "don't worry Steve McClaren's got a job"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
biggest lol out of a whole bunch of them
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Grey Bloke on internet romance. I made this!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post As Always
Rocking.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha !
i hate it when that happens
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!!
Brill :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, is this the voice of experience
by anychance?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, excellent!
With these mobile demons I shall TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly GC and tis a viral
Though worthy of a pearost as when i originally saw it I went hunting for old mobiles to liquidfy in the microwave.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's GC? Ah, well I never knew that.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post GC is not necessarily a bad tyhuijg
EDIT
Though my speeling is fucking terriblt.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. I thought that was going to be the standard, twunt shoves something in microwave.
That's really well done!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a link post How is babby formed?
Yahoo Answers in animated form.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!
More of this!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes MOAR
chrilden?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha that's brilliant

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this is gc, but always makes me laugh

*clicks*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe
this reminds me of the various YTMND "dramatic readings" - which are also funny.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This might just be
the funniest thing on the internet.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I agree with the newsletter....
...it gets funnier the more it loops.

I had a jolly good laugh at that.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
yes it does. I haven't laughed like that for ages
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Babbys
This is hynotically, hilarious. Whole family slowly got drawn into laughing trance watching it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Mroing!
I start to hurt if I watch more than two loops!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Very gc, but still hilarious. My friend recently dubbed a look her dog has as the "how is babby formed?" look.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post OOHHH YESS
win win win.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post Case Studies from the Groat Center for Sleep Disorders

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)

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