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This is a link post Bad taste
Two ads that shouldn't be together
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
what magazine?
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dunno, it's probs American. Seen it on the copyranter blog:
copyranter.blogspot.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why...
did she kill herself with hair dye? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
but she certainly seems hella embarrassed about it.
 (Cap'n, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather like...
failblog.org/2008/10/01/juxtaposition-fail-2/
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post The Gallery music
with Roger Moore.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post made by b3tans, for b3tans :)
I think it wa s b3tan, anyway

always raises a smile (and an eyebrow)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Roger Moore went up in my book....
when I found out originally he was an animator!

*small knowledge learnt at shit talk on FlashOnTheBeach08
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ... Sir Rog
I get upset when people slag him off.

He's a top bloke with a great sense of humour, mainly about himself.

And anyone who's seen The Man Who Haunted Himself will know he can actually act
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing him at Ian Femmings Centenery on Sunday
Legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whats that song called?
 (TheBoyTucker, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post "Sunday Worship"

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass Phallus
bin posted at least once before, tis funny tho
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shame
Must have been re-uploaded as there are only 120-ish views on this post..
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post don't you dare post SFW porn either
if you do you'll be chargrilled
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post SFW porn?
Have I missed something?
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i really hope you're joking.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post The best 'flyer' for a club night I've EVER seen.
It's in Manchester on Saturday. Which is the day of the Derby bash.
I may have to deploy one of the clones.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to be a part of that.
So hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it wrong that...
I knew that at 0:37 was Def Leppard?

Next time I'm in Manchester I might have to go.

I was loving the Elton John face-masks. And Jim.
 (Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post is it wrong to be a little moved by that?
I think it's the combination of dogs in clothes with punchy 80's synth pop - made me sigh a little...
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Recession blocker
Browse the web in blissful ignorance of our impending doom.

I'm tempted to try it on hair-loss websites.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray
It's driving me mad, I know were in the shit, everyone knows were in the shit, why can't they just have ONE link on news pages titled "Were Doomed" and then all the people who want to read it can click that, then all the other news spots can be filled with stories of kittens and puppies. Meh I might start reading the sun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ha clever

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's truly brilliant
The BBC Business pages now look like a leaked CIA report.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This!

(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post Robot sheep
mows your lawn
(I helped save b3ta! amosquito trainer of insects, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's awesome
What would make it more awesomer would be if it made the noise from this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
 (UTB, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Vote for Rick Astley as Best Act Ever in the MTV European Music Awards
Following on from here Rick Astley is now a nominee for Best Act Ever at the MTV European Music Awards!

Go on, get voting - even if it's just to annoy U2.
 (I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post some one ought to write a script
it's different from the last time around.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I did several thousand votes last time, and I will again
Mainly because "best act of all time" is such a fucking stupid award, mainly because most of the top contenders for it are dead
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post well yeah, most of the worthy top contenders.
you'll note though that MTV have decided to limit you to:
U2
Britney Spears
Tokio Hotel (who the fuck are they???)
green day
rick astley
Christina aguilerra

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i belive a while back
you got to type in the band name, or at least select it from hundreds.
tokio hotel are huge in germany and have been around since 2001
They sing in English, and they sound a bit like a cross between Linkin Park and a dog doing a turd that stands upright when he moves away.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post bahahahahahaahaaaaa......
nice description.

TBH this list makes me sick, and robs MTV of what minimal amount of credibility it previously held. Britney fucking Spears.....?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted!
*clicks hard*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post votes
at least ten times and bookmarked
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted many many times for our Rick...
I'd love to see him at Number One, just to prove to the rest of the world, that Britain is not all great, it's not all about The Beetles & The Rolling Stones!
We've produced some Great Sh1t, as well...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Rickwalled .. a must have for fans!
mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Fantastic! Reminds me of www.bobslayer.com/multi/ but better executed.
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Weebl and Bob - Conversation I made this!
Weebl and Bob learn how to converse properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post lawl
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Rofls!

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE!
(as ever)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post HypnoPalin - The Economy I made this!
More Palin
(ptet is happy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOPALIN

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
made me chuckle

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Clone a supermodel
Or at least crack one out into her hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a model?
Who's her agent? I fancy a change of career.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the guy doing the ebay auction

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wank wank wank wank
You can get those hats for less than a fiver from most high street costume stores

Also

She's a model?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a model because...
her mother is Pearl Lowe (shit Brit-Pop singer, friend of Sadie Frost, Kate Moss, etc), and she is the bastard love-child of Gavin Rossdale (who's a 'rock-star' apparently. Bush anyone?). Nepotism thrives in the fashion industry - see Liz Jagger, Leah Wood, etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps she models Spark Plugs
/red dwarf
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Trainee nurse and a pal eat 14 chicken pieces, 6 bags of fries then get parking fine
FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized "family bucket".

(I wonder if they ordered diet cokes...?)
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Will
you look at the fucking state of that!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
And I thought they only imposed table-turning rules at Hakkasan and Nobu.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh Christ

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Now I’m never going back."
yeah right
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post until they make the doors bigger

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the irony
Of an NHS nurse being morbidly obese and eating so much junk she gets a ticket. Time to try choking down a salad or two love!
 (I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for her
Keep sticking it down yer neck love, we're all rooting for you, then we can have a good laugh when they have to take the front of your house off to take you to hospital when the fat folds start to rot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post She got fined because...
...you need to get permission to leave a skip in a car park.

Reminds me of Eddie Izzard talking about what has the world come to when we need a bucket of chicken. "What next? A trough of gravy?"
 (geetoo, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post spicy
bingo wings please
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Bring Your Leopard To Work Day - TODAY I made this!


I'm in - are YOU in?

My leopard - Spotty Minogue - is currently amusing himself with a game of Keepy-Uppy with the severed genitals of the Head of Accounting - all for KIDDIES CHARITIES!!

PS Bring Your Tiger To Work Day is next TUESDAY
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ho ho
how "wacky"
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, yeah
Multiple exclamation marks do that to a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a link post Jesus!
Christian Rock at it's very best!
 (I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
J-j j-Jesus!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
looks kinda familar...
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Stryper this is not

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy actually looks a bit like you

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what - he does.
How bizarre.
 (I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside...
jesus is like a mounty, he always gets his man

Hahahahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post SONSEED FTW!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Students + bumpkin university = drink and vomit
Top reportage, BBC!
 (I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Even before I clicked the link I knew that was going to be the Uni I went to...
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post to make money?
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 5. profit

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've still got all these underpants...
What do I do with them?
 (ptet is happy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ???
que?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Borats cultural learnings of Vietnam
News
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:33, Reply)
This is a link post When Swedes Who Don't Speak English Cover Van Morrison
After thinking up a name for my band, I decided to go on the many internets to see if the one I had thought up had been taken. The bad news was it had. The good news is it was taken by what was quite possibly the funniest and worst cover of a classic song I've ever heard in my life. Please enjoy this lovely rendition of Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl.

(The song is off the website WillyBand.com)
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(WillyShwonka, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking terrible

(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Why the internet is truly brilliant
Rick Astley nominated
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post shocK!!
OLD ASTLEY!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post beat me to it.
www.b3ta.com/links/225257 - original thread

kudos to WoW (for once!)

and well done everybody!
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAH for internets
Hope he wins that would be ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:36, Reply)
This is a normal post very astute of MTV
to play along with the kids
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Um, it's still working
1034 and counting....

It's no longer about humour. It's about ensuring U2 don't win.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(Cap'n, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Double this!

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay us!
He truly deserves the award, unlike jokers like Tokio Hotel.
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This muchly^
Is that misreported though? Best act ever?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I recall seeing Black Eyed Peas on the "Best Act Ever" list as well.
But yes, TH made it onto the shortlist:
ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#_274130150
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Tokio Hotel!
Bigger than the Beatles....!



And Elvis.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No Hotel will ever be as big as Elvis :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote Rigging works!
This is how Democracy should work!

I'm so unbelievably chuffed about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's made my day
Hopefully some techno-whiz will come up with some javascript for submitting the final votes automatically too.
 (nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently there's some macro thing going about 4chan
I don't know if it works or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It works allright
1. Use Firefox - http://www.getfirefox.com
2. Find the iMacro add on - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3863
3. Install said addon.
4. Go to the voting page. (http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/)
5. Go to the Record tab of iMacro.
6. Click record, then go through the full 3 click motion of voting.
Seven: Then click Stop.
8. GO back to the play tab of the mod.
9. put 99999 in the "repeat Macro" field.
10.Click "Play (Loop)".
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a link post How to do phone interviews NSFW
*maybe* nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I love this,
I do hope the folks who were interviewing them have caught this on Youtube!

Also, I was convinced I was gonna see Teh Quo on that board right at the start!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:46, Reply)
This is a link post Fluff with no fluff.
Maybe they need a fluffer?


/coat
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy site:

I feel slightly soiled...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Matthew Kelly, No?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not till they send the childcatcher out to get a few more fresh ones in, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yup tis a bit sleezy
but i aint seen adorable fluff like that anywhere else!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:28, Reply)

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