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This is a link post Adorable
Anyone else remember this lot? One of the original and best tunes from the glorious Indie years :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God . . .
I haven't heard them forever - "Homeboy" off the Against Perfection album was one of the best songs ever.
 (thanateros Does Not Play Well With Others, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post I think this might just be real
In which case it is one of the best things ever

bah, they won't allow embeddedness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DmtmmFEVo)
(igotdamaged, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm...looks staged to me
I'm sure I can spot the bride readying her dive before the best man's close to her.
& i've watched enough bad american TV to know a fake "oh my gawd" when I hear one.
 (MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Not sure she does move till his head touches her. Possibly fake but seems alot of setting up and people dressing up in expensive clothes for something like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah - it does seem like an expensive setup


The only thing for me that screams setup though (apart from the pratfall) is the fact that the 'altar' is precariously set up over the pool in the first place. Very suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno if it is fake or not but....
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post the visuals are one thing ....but
My friend Sherlock, with whom I share a skull says: listen to the audio, where does the wind noise go, and why are we more enclosed than when previously outdoors at the point of slip and comments? Or is it just me?
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote fake
everyone's too audible, like they're dubbed or wearing collar mics or something. But then I don't know really.
 (Cap'n, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post mwahahaha
i did this noise after the third watch^^^
 (phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:17, Reply)
This is a link post Ren and Stimpy and Rubber Nipples
Im sure we have all seen it but I think we could all do with a good chortle seeing as were all doooomed by the economy, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Callllllll the Poliiiiice!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post XD
Don't think I'll ever stop laughing at that Walrus.
 (Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Ren and Stimpy
It was a touch of genius and way ahead of its time. They just didnt make enough of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post GI Joe does The Thing
Very cool video
 (Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post We've already had this one
3/10. Must Try Harder.
 (littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry must have been on a different site then
couldn't find a glasscock for it.
 (Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry about it. It happens.
And it is an awesome video, so no one can really complain.
 (littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post shaddappayoface
this is goldcock! it can be posted as many times as anyone likes, for it is so awesome.




/80s electro nonsense loving blog
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ What this person said
Wonderfully creepy music and most kickass awesome video I've seen in a while. I could watch a featurelength version of this. God I love stop motion. God I love John Carpenter's Thing.
 (Cap'n, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:16, Reply)
This is a link post A bit of silliness for you
nutjob!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Cuddly poo
My friend sent me this. It's meant to be a cute little plush cinnamon bun, but I thought it looked more like a poo with jizz all over it. What do you think?
 (evilbert has his nob out under the desk., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno, ive never seen a poo with jizz on it to compare it to

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you're called "RamboButtPirate"
and you expect us to believe you've never seen a poo with jizz on it? Tsk...kids these days!
 (evilbert has his nob out under the desk., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it's usually surprise sex,
so obviously i cant stay to enjoy the after effects
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Naw
Not splotchy enough.

*coughs*
I mean I've never seen poo with jizz on it either, so I wouldn't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks a lot like a Danish pastry with jizz on it

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post A great porn star name
One for funny name corner.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post One thing that annoys me about Americans and Halloween
Im sure i replied to a link about americans and halloween then
 (PieEater, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :-/
?
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant to reply to the link below it
My bad!
 (PieEater, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks below*
Oh nevermind. Speaking of which, do you folks do Halloween, or is it a 'Merkin thing?
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of
But Americans do it much better haha, i think we're just jealous.
 (PieEater, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I do
with a shit load of friends in Denmark. Mostly to have an excuse for drinking in costumes. Great Fun:)
 (Haz, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post Decent source of Internet Fuglols
Ugly kids in shitty costumes, made by 'maaawms.'

Nothing spectacular, but they really are all awful costumes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Here it is
Why do Americans dress up in ANY costumes on Halloween? I thought Halloween was meant to be scary.

The kid in photo 5 looks like a giant turd.

Im a miserable bastard
 (PieEater, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I am guessing
it's because kids like to dress up in all kinds of stuff and are more concerned with having fun than sticking to any specific rules about dress codes for specific holidays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck
would you dress up your child as a crayon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS^
feckin funny tho!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Need some constructive criticism.
I'm currently working on a music video for a contest from the band Zuco103.

I started this because I could finally mess around with some good green-screen footage (which the band supplies for the contest) and after effects.

So the idea is that each verse/chorus/bridge in the song gets its own page, and I thought I might ask for comments early on in the process, to get some pointers here and there.

For the complete song have a listen at their myspace site.
(NoSoup4U, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great start!
I would work on the band members' comic book effect, right now it seems to ignore some important line details and really screams of pre-made filter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yep.
Working on that: Didn't go wild on that yet, but I will try to get the dot-print look in the end (if I'm able to pull it off).

Thanks.

Also got some comments on how I'd be better of making the speech balloons more dynamic: So also working on that.
 (NoSoup4U, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I second this!
You need to define the lines much more in the face and outlines. Perhaps try rotoscoping as right now it really does just look like a pre-madefilter thrown on top.

It's a brilliant idea, and looks good bar the band members.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right.
Makes sense.
Real rotoscoping by hand would be way too much work (the deadline is the 20th of October), but I'll definitely try to tweak my current plugin a bit more, and maybe flatten the overall image after that's done, so the colors become more constant (and this the faces/outlines would be more clear).

Thanks.
 (NoSoup4U, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I know nothing of the filters/rotoscoping/technical stoof for this but what I will say is,
it always helps to have a narrative of some description, a story arc, some reason why they are there being what they are, and as this is being represented as a comic strip, this would seem odd to me if there wasn't one.

A little tricky when using pre recorded green screen I'm sure, but maybe you can add some of your own characters? Like something going on in the background or around them? Laser fights and robots or something, y'know, draw some spaceships in pop art style and have a battle going on, some pew pew pew, that kinda thing.

Just a thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post The vinyl man
One man and his (worlds biggest) music collection.
(KnackerDwarf, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly as large as Lards vinyl collection.
Anyone remember the classic "Mark & Lard" on radio 1 ?
 (69duffbeerdude have a beer on me, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i miss those days..
mark and lard 1 -3, chris moyles 3 -6, steve lamque at 6, then peel at 10. that was radio when it was good. now its all pop and heavy club music. if things have changed, fair enough, but i havent listend to radio one since peels death
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post wasnt it dave pearce from 6?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I met John Peel,
the same year he died. I miss him too.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post here you go
found this site a while back the bowie one is top banana
ohluckyyou.namwollem.co.uk/classic.htm
 (slimey slug, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Riley
still does a good show on 6 Music. And I might add I'm old enough to remember listening to them on the graveyard shift, and before that on "Out on Blue 6".
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
that's quite a collection and some hardcore dedication, but I'm not moved to tears for his bemoaning the demise of vinyl. He may have overlooked that the rest of us have all moved on, and that's simply untrue what he harps on about digital music being inferior in quality; as soon as that needle is on the plastic it's picking up distortion; and that is said as a former vinyl junkie.

I'm quite glad the days of me having to fork out a small fortune for rare music are over, when music is a simple download away, with even CD's being much cheaper given the record companies have been brought to account by the internet, and mysteriously now selling new releases at half the price they did in the nineties. Weird that, eh?

Times are much better now :)

Nice video though, cool link
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about the quality
but I still like vinyl, mostly because of the charm it has putting it on and having to turn it. Also the fact that used records usually costs around one quid at yard sales and fleamarkets:) found some Kiss the other day, which made me smile
 (Haz, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Each to their own at the end of the day
I have mixed memories about vinyl; sure there was a certain thrill to hunting down the rare stuff and the joy of finding it, but I don't miss then having to part with huge wads of cash like the £60 on an Ed Lincoln LP, (***I HAVE JUST DOWNLOADED FOR FREE BECAUSE A CERTAIN B3TARD IS SO COOL***) the £75 on a Stone Alliance LP for one track (Sweetie Pie) off the top of my head, and christ knows how much more I paid on Trio Mocoto LPs. And I don't miss the space a huge LP collection takes in your flat or home! I had to plan a living room around mine once, which was when I started to realize it was all getting a little ridiculous

These days it simply seems more convenient to spend five minutes surfing the net for the obscure stuff, if you know where to go; it's generally out there somewhere, if you can't buy it on a CD, and obviously easier to store
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post in truth, this is something i also do
but the guys i know who have spent the last 20 years hunting down that rare peddlers 45 get REALLY pissed off when i play it from my ipod.

still... stone alliance on vinyl. i'm jealous as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It got nicked outside the HQ club in Camden Lock Yard with the cream of my LP collection
because a stupid bint helping me to move stuff to a cab left it on the staircase

that, Sir, is when I finally gave up on vinyl :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly
I'm not into rarities. It's when I stumble over something I think is cool that I pick it up. I understand why one would collect rare LP's, but my finances at the moment aren't impressive *cough - student*, so I'll leave it at fleamarkets
 (Haz, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fleamarkets are cool
This took twenty years to track down, fruitlessly on vinyl; finally on the internet for free; given it's not on CD; the artist's loss, I am not prepared to wait another twenty years growing old for it to be released

hence why I love the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i get your point about quality,
but sadly most digital files out there are actually just 128kbps mp3 files, which really don't sound great. vinyl, however, is a wonderfully tactile medium whereby you can really read the music on the disc (so mixing is a joy, as opposed to a hassle), and i am lamenting the loss of my decks right now.
:*(
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a scratched to fuck original copy of dance to the music by sly and the family stone
and when i stick it on the turntable it blasts the fucking house down, the cd version i have just doesn't do that, there seems no plausable reason for it it just does.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately the majority of CDs seem to be recorded
with many clipping errors, in pursuit of loudness.

Mobile Fidelity vinyl FTW IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a link post Help this man lose his virginity!
You know you want too.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFGWTFOOMPALOOMPA is it 1999 again?
Not another 'If this website gets six billion hits, the Queen will knight me and God will give me a larger penis and all the girls in Essex will sleep with me' type website.

If it's real, here's a tip to the guy: Fake the number of hits, get laid sooner, WIN.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/8864
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post oldest trick in the book.
Websites like this are the reason girls shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post Mouse kills snake
A tiny mouse was thrown into a cage as food for a viper - but turned the tables and killed the snake instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
yay for the mouse!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
What a heart warming story
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, Killed by a mouse. That snake will never live that down
Oh, wait
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Shrimp Running On A Treadmill With The Benny Hill Theme
Found on you tube...cant..stop..giggling for some reason and to me proof that adding the benny hill theme ("Yakkity Saks") makes anything funny
(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post GC and newslettered (ages ago though) but I'll click it anyway
as it's reet funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
ahh fair enough..thanks anyway
 (Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i always enjoy animal abuse

(largoembargo ???, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post Denis Jones
Saw this guy in Sheffield a while back. He plays folky type songs with a loop station and other gadgets. Should really be seen live, but this video's not bad.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ed Alleyne Johnson
does something similar with an electric violin

uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=ed+alleyne+johnson

Oh I like this stuff as well
 (thereisnopoons until, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post USB Barbie desklamp conversion I made this!
Converting an ordinary Barbie doll into a cybered-up USB desklamp. Might add a stable weighted base at some point.

 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thumbs up
From me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
looks sinister
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post burgers and boobage NSFW
it's an ad that correlates blonde boobage with minus IQ-age. risking a flaming cos of near 40k youtube hits, but i'd not seen this one before and it has a very fetching birds-eye view of this girl's crowded balcony. marked nsfw because of ladybumps and you might be working in a church or sumting.
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i love being subjected to advertisements on the internet
only when these messages are disguised as 'funny' jokes or remarkable videos will i truly take note as a consumer. i dont get why people do ad agencies work for them. it's like people wearing gap sweaters with "GAP" written on them in big letters.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cry for help
from their skull cavity
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
getting people to pay to display a brand name is the most cunning trick the marketing bods ever came up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post An interesting documentary about Foreclosure Crisis in the States.
It's nuts what people leave behind!

(About 12 minutes long)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post NHS HAND I made this!
made us laugh...but we are morons
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
yes, yes you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Nicely done! Good payoff. And I work for the NHS :D Plus he (you?) remind me of Nick Frost, and your sig is also a laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
wonderful

Next, do NHS sex changes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked
Very amusing and well acted.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is cocking Ace!

Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post New FlickR photos shown 3D where they are !
Super dooper !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't help singing the Chuckle Vision theme tune
Flickr-Flickrvision
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)

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