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This is a link post Could be GC, but I love a bit of Bod rave in the mornin!

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This is a normal post WHISTLE POSSE BLOOOOW!
I shall post that on my Arsebook and pass it off as my own finding. ;-o)

*click*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a link post How to put an egg in a bottle
The real question is WHY?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post To pickle it
of course.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sex thing.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha,
how do you like your eggs madam?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
unfertilised.

*Gets coat*

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *watches tumbleweed roll past*

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post so it can't escape when you try and have vicious sex with it.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If someone does that with their balls
I'll give them a quid.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *considers*

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's how they get ships in bottles too

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post and milk

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought
they used massive bottles made of shrink wrap and a hair dryer.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, now get it out again smarty pants

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy
You just light a match outside the bottle and it comes out. I've done it loads of times.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I saw that on
Why Don't You about eleventy years ago.
Back then it was for childish japes (with adult supervision)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I only ever saw the first minute of the first Why Don't You.
As I put my foot through the telly.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And then went to do something
less boring instead?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to go to casualty then
Which involved a six hour wait, so no, not really.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bummer

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought it odd
that the opening song of a TV show told you to turn off the TV...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Or how the opening song on "Two Pints Of Lager..." tells you to change the channel.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that is just
sound advice.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Latest Grey Bloke I made this!
In this one, he is sitting at his computer and talking.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab as always.

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This is a normal post Saw that appear last night chap
the Mrs and I watched it. The line at the end had us in stiches. Top Drawer! :D
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This is a normal post ha ha I do love this
They have been consistently brilliant from the start.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb, Sir, as they always are :)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Another cracker

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I like the description as much as the video.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Excellent.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking.

(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Muppets sing the Banana boat song
Ronseal. Had this on MP3 for quite some time, and it always makes me chuckle. And I need a chuckle this morning.

But the real reason for posting is that I know that there's a search feature for the links board now, but I can't remember how to do it...

Anyone care to enlighten me? In the meantime, enjoy the muppets.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey! You what,
there is a search feature for /links? We have only just had a link on the main page for this place, whatever next, and editable subject line.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no link
I've got a greasemonkey script which puts the link on, but it's buggy, (cause I wrote it), and I haven't been arsed to update and check it for FF3.

The url is really easy, (just put search/ before the board name/ )
for /links ....b3ta.com/search/links
To search board ...b3ta.com/search/board
talk ...b3ta.com/search/talk
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This is a normal post Fan*tas*tic
Thanks!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post fab
I remember watching that as a kid - utterly gleeful... cheers!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
There are two others that I remember quite vividly.
Peter Sellers singing Cigaretttes & Whiskey and Kermit singing Lime in the Coconut
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post glee!
put me in a much better mood this morning, ta!
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This is a normal post Harry was well up for it as per


I miss the Muppets so much - if only for the way the guests played to the joke
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This is a link post Filter Out Nighttime Spam
Have you ever been sleeping at night, having a wonderful dream, only to have it invaded by some sort of advertisement or obvious product placement? I mean, there’s absolutely nothing worse than a dream where you’re flying around the world as Superman, when suddenly you’re confronted by a man that’s trying to sell you cheap Viagra. If this sounds like you, then it might be time to invest in a Dream Captcha.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Dream Catchers
But this I might be tempted to buy . . .

Palmercash has a wet dream catcher t shirt but it's no longer for sale :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a link post In response to John Lydon doing feckin butter commercials,
lets all remind ourselves of why we found him great.


sex pistols sucked btw. Discuss.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Sex Pistols
and couldn't stand PIL.


*starts discussion*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you are old enough to remember the Sex Pistols.
Then again I am too young to remeber PIL. However, yes, the sex pistols started the whole punk revolution, blah etc...

Someone needed to, and the idea only came from Mclaren when there were plenty of garage bands, and people playing in there bedroom and such. I prefer PIL because it is pure John Lydon. I have Never Mind The Bollocks, but only like the sum of 1 song on it. I would rather get the Uk Subs on and the like for pure spit, grime and poorly tuned instruments.

So there.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I had tickets to see
Stiff Little Fingers in '79 but couldn't go.

Went to see AC/DC instead and that was the end of Punk for me!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Never been into AC/DC,
but I can see the appeal.

A friend of mine is very similar. He showed me his ticket stubs once, from the days you used to get them back. I noticed he had seem the New York Dolls, he replied 'I have seen the New York Dolls?'. You wouldnt think it looking at him now he spent most his time off his tits on acid.
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This is a normal post I saw the Tubes once,
I was in the audience of the Tube (if you can remember that).

The only band based on a pair of high heels!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They are some proper high heels them.
Was this before or after Tommy?

I kinda remember the Tube. My mum sometimes let me stay up late if one of my milk teeth was playing me up.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
it was Hawkwind who started the whole punk revolution, and new romantics and hip hop.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe we are both correct.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sex Pistols were over rated but generally fun as someone who missed them by about 15 years. PiL were shit apart from rise. I got their best of and was embarrased at what i was listening to. nasty.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on what you like.
I rather enjoy PIL. Death Disco being another great track.

The Metal Box is great too. Has no rise, but still worth a listen. I have not got the greatest hits though, but like any greatest hits, its not always the best selection of tunes.
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This is a normal post that's barely listenable
this is not a love song is ok though

it's got the same bassline as Relax and I can imagine Lydon writing after sitting in meetings with Virgin / Branson.
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This is a normal post I quite like it,
but I was distracted by the rather heated debate going on in the comments.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
best "discussion" on YouTube ever!!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked:

pumapele = Poncey Underachieving Manwhore Asshole Peadophile Epileptic Ladyboy Ewok
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post See also:
please come to see him pumapele, cause i will be there to piss on your bloody carcass, i know drlongboy and he lives round the corner from me and he will beat you like the bitch you are! If your lucky i'll let you have a warm up fight with me before hand, i'll tie both hands behind my back and beat you with my cock!!
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This is a normal post I once did a mix tape
for a mate with TINALS on it. Except I recorded it off a 45RPM EP at 33RPM - it works even better like that - or was it the other way around - anyway
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The world would be a very different place if Lydon ever blinked.
Srsly. He never does. Ever.


I failed to see the Pistols twice in '96: I was a steward at the Finsbury park gig, and at the Phoenix festival. For the fomer, I spent the gig with my back to the stage punching ageing punks as they tried to climb the delay tower. For the latter, I was sat on a fire-tower on a campsite about 167 miles away. I could see the top of the stage, but nothing else...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The sex pistols were the nsync of the 70s
and PiL was just a fat load of shite.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Saying Sex Pistols are like NSYNC,
is like saying Aids is better than Cancer.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean
they've found a way to eradicate Cancer for ever? *dances*
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This is a link post Peruvians Eat Cats?
If this is true (it is in the Sun) I won't be friends with any Peruvians.
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This is a normal post Ha!
You read the Sun.

I think they are mistaking it for a pussy eating festival, of which I totally agree with.
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This is a normal post People eat animals?!?!
FURY AND RAGE!
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This is a normal post oh boo-hoo
cows, pigs, sheep, rabbits, birds...all 'ok' to eat.

and cats are not ok to eat?
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This is a normal post You didn't mention humans.

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This is a normal post I honestly think that the world is ready to consider soylent green as a viable food source.

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This is a normal post Bernard Matthews could process the meat into drumstick shapes
And a bit of breading and bob's your uncle.
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This is a normal post or your dinner
as the case may be...
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This is a normal post Human Flesh Anybody?
www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
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This is a normal post Here kitty kitty
NYOM NYOM NYOM!
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This is a normal post Don't you find Cats a real pain to pluck?
But the lack of this search providing a relevant video has me perplexed. Did I imagine the suasages?

Search thang : uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=league+of+gentlemen+sausages&search_type=&aq=f
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This is a link post Johnny Butter?
:-(, making a butter commercial is not fucking the system!
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This is a normal post My slightly punk rock side died a little when I first watched that.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That happened to me
when I found out that Jake Burns was producing Dave Lee Travis on Radio 1.
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This is a normal post ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Stiff little fingers are still touring too. Thats it, definitely not going to one of their shindigs now.

Thats it, its only folk or nothing else for me from now on.

I know a guy called Steve Diggle. The amount of times he has been asked if he really is Steve Diggle. He replies, yes, but obviously he is not THE Steve Diggle.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post he was only ever
in it for the money, slag! I'd like to be offended, but just can't be arsed.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Pat Condell slams Sharia Law
"Condell lays into religious extremists and multicultural appeasers with magnificent lack of concern. His opinions aren't subtle, and his arguments tend to repeat themselves after a while, but at his best Pat is fearless, life-affirming, cathartic and very, very funny". Heresy Corner.

ca.youtube.com/user/patcondell
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Pat

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt
Ok Saudi has a fucked up system, and its a bit shit that we tend to turn a blind eye to what its up to for military purposes etc.

What the fuck has that got to do with Islam in the UK? Sharia courts in this country don't work in paralel with our system, and Rowan Williams wasn't suggesting that back when silly season was on and the Sun and the Mail wanted a whipping boy.

Think of it as a mediator or somthing similar. Orthodox Jews have theyre system recognised by law, why not Islam.

Im not having Islam shoved down my throat, Christianity maybe, but not Islam. I'm an athiest, I think i can handle some one talking about Islam or what ever without somehow going crazy and actualy converting.

Sure there a fucks that have a weird out look on Islam, but theres trhe same in all religion.
This guy is a total cunt. saying "don't call me racist, im just saying it how it is" doesn't put the onus on me, if i think hes a bigoted angry little cunt with nothing better to do than stir things up, im entitled to that opinion, I won't how ever make a youtube video about it, or start a petition about it.

Why doesn't he make a petition asking to get rid of the Bishops in the house of lords. Or how about total reform of our legal system, because Zimbabwe's system is based on our, thats not particularly nice, so the problem must be in ours aswell.

This cunt has really pissed me off
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You are so wrong
First, go and have a listen to his other videos; he is anti-religion, not anti-Islam. This happens to be the latest of his videos, that's all.

Second, the Sharia court issue is not like mediation. If the parties involved agree to it (and they may have little choice if they are female) then the decisions are binding. A recent case involved two women being gypped out of a good part of their inheritance (which the Sharia court awarded to male members of the family). They had little choice in the matter and now have no legal redress.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good man
is Pat
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This is a link post Grand Prix (Spanish Whipeout)
Obstacle course + people = 'haha'
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This is a link post Application to the Evil League Of Evil I made this!
For those familiar with the delicious genius of Joss Weadon and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, I joined two friends in making an application to join the Evil League Of Evil.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
...you should totally get in :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha bonkers
Excellent stuff :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Genuine lols there. Shut up Keith!
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This is a link post McCain is Senile?
...clarity?
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This is a normal post Hehe
He's still in that Vietcong swamp cage.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - he's not senile.

He just let slip that the American public are in fact all prisoners under the Bush regime.
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This is a link post Learn Judo from Putin

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This is a normal post I think ex-KGB Putin...
...could snap my neck with a single thought.
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This is a link post Brainbows!
These are some of the results of the work of the people who just won the Nobel Prize for chemistry.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody fucking wowzers!
www.conncoll.edu/ccacad/zimmer/GFP-ww/cooluses0.html fairly intersting site about that type of thing.
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This is a normal post neat!
that made me look up brainbow.com (http://www.brainbow.com/index2.html) only to find that they apparently are in dire need of people with brains and/or spellcheck.

"...for nearly a decade Brainbow has endeavered...."
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post The new candidate for President!

(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
but your not black enough, and havent shot enough deer to get my vote.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one better
www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Tpnf&altl=Uxbu
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This is a link post what a strange
source pic!
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This is a normal post I don't geddit
The source pic of the condoms? Should I say RIS? I'm confused.com.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i found the towers
a little disconcerting
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats the new durex-
ready-stiff variety.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The said HARD evidence
fnarr, fnarr
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 8:20, Reply)
This is a link post Michael bay presents: EXPLOSIONS
Nouveau Michael Bay : Explosions !!!Uploaded by CuberToy
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
just watched that on DVD

BLABLABLASPLOSIONS
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
There is much truth in this one.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i love robot chicken
one of the best things since sliced bread
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post SPLOSIONS!!!!!
Hahahahahaha!

He's also responsible for a lot of the horror re-makes of classic 70s films that's being going on for the past decade (as a producer)

Cunt
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, it's gone. ):
Still, was ace while it lasted.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post MAHBLAHBASBLAHSPLOSIONS!
I went about all day yesterday saying this to myself. Girlfriend overheard me saying it in the bathroom and asked me if I was throwing up.

**Edit**
Here you go:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x6xjt1_nouveau-michael-bay-explosions_fun
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugs coming your way!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man!
I was looking for another clip from robot chicken to post up:

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=37896652

Bloody Adult Swim won't let people from the UK watch it direct from their site so that's a link to some guy’s myspace.

Myspace = Evil, I know but the clip made me laugh like a wrong-un.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Macatma Gandhi Vs. Peggle I made this!
My widdle kwitty 'Macatma Gandhi' and his fascination with Peggle..
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Peggle is awesome
And so is your kittens name!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I like the way at 29secs he tries to catch the ball under the TV..
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yay
I fucking love peggle
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat totally love the Mac swishy screensaver
...which wouldn't be a problem except I have an old iBook with one of them squishy screens. I fear he'll rip it open one day.

Awesome cat name.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Called Anonymous
not actually made by me but a good friend of mine over here in New Zealand. Does not contain sheep (surprisingly)but she put it together in less than a week. Well I liked it. See what you think.
ps, 'ning all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I Just Get
A black screen after the curtains open :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:41, Reply)

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