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This is a link post I want to be like this guy when i'm old

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post posted earlier
but this guy rocks so hard
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Old people of today!
When will they ever learn?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post PUBLIC MENACE!
full of win tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Aiden Moffat's How To Get To Heaven From Scotland boardgame
A wee game to accompany the release of Aiden Moffat (from Arab Strap)'s new album. I love the 'bingo calling' for each number.

For example "2 - fat ladies have just walked by my window, I live in Glasgow"
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i got the scenic route =D
download at the ends not too shabby either
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Limmy - This World
Godlike

*gets a semi*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
not sure "godlike" is the right word to be using, but fucking funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's teh Rave Shapes he's building that make him Godlike :-)
Disco dancing Win!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He had a show on BBC Scotland
It was pretty bad, which is a shame cos I liked his website.
 (brain_blessed, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't bad, it was him doing what he does on the Internets
"Twenty is Not Plenty"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post fat cat cant get in
floof
(PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaa
It's like he went outside and put on some weight!

*Especially love the crying for help*

clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
Every flap of the mat had me giggling like a loon!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw!
Poor kitty went and ate all the pies.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post fat cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When one of ours was still alive
it was famous for having crashed through the door at speed, coming into the room with the cat-flap around his middle like a tu-tu.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
Fucking Essex chav cat ought to be ashamed of itself. I bet the fat cunt's on benefits too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I
Had a vision of the cat running around the house wearing the flap as a tutu. And I think that two up is where I got it from.
 (Benzyl, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post A bear shaking water off his fur...in slow motion
pretty much sums it up but is lacking this soundtrack....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAmi1M2Vm0E

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
and amazing on a 42"
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Soundtrack added
tubedubber.com/#4SNP-C16XqA:CAmi1M2Vm0E:0:100:0:0:true
 (Bobsworth likes cheese, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!!
he's a sexy bear :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Finally, a use for twitter
Guys follow someone on twitter who claims to be Shaquille O'Neal, but are doubtful. Turns out to be him and they meet him in a diner.
 (gin'll fix it, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now checking Twitter for female porn stars

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
are there actually any UK porn stars worth looking up then?

*rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not
I can't find Dani Woodward or Allie Sin so I'm giving up. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I didn't know Dani Woodward was from UK. Now she is one nice ginger!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They are both US stars
From what my mate tells me ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cathie Barry seems to be popular.
Never really did it for me though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *googles*
Yeah I see what you mean, top heavy with a face like a horse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
not the sort of girl you can take home to mum, eh? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I wouldn't take any girl home to mum, why would she want them? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Loli badcock
even the filth that comes out of her mouth could make a rapist blush!
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post andrea/nadia spinks
the bestest of them all
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a nice guy too
Fair play to him
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post unhappy doggy
dog doesn't want medicine or just hates furniture leisurewear combo
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds ill
pure bred dogs should be banned
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Might need a dog Therapist?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA7lShxXFo4
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me far too much of this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90XXm_YzPQY
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded like a tie fighter

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post MF DOOM
he's made the best music of the past 10 years. here's another good one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V56emC_bA

and another with a video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5cun2kQ6M

Hip hop but nothing like all that ostentatious crap you see alot. even if you don't like the first video check out the others.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post MF Doom
In my top 3 fav rappers ever.. Genius.
 (joey2tits liable for libel, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post who are your other two?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmmF Dooommmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcqTiLVYa0&feature=related

Lets not forget this one - fantastic...
 (spork4life, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Westboro Baptist Church's rallying cry
makes me go 'oh my'

(Michelle Obama's Stalker posted this in the earlier WBC post about Australia, i thought it deserved it's own thread. All credit to him!)
(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post well if god hates people
then people hate wbc so there
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the Tip o' The Hat :-). Have a TLDW laff from me.
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=xyEjpl50_XE
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, breach of copyright nicking the tune from
the original 'We Are the World' song?
I see the lawsuit now.....
Oh and btw - GOD IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Strewth mun.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I just can't take them seriously any more
They're like a comedy troop, in my eye's
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bend over let me see you shake your tail feather
funkiest little birdie ever...most chucklesome methought :-)

GC sagt nein
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Best pet video ever.
Just wonderful. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
More of this please.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FIL-
oh wait, I mean:

More of this sort of thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
this is what the internet was invented for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more tantacles
0:30 is brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A better dancer than most people I know
Then again they're into acid techno, which hardly lends itself to 'moves'. Ace find!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
That has made me very happy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Purest Joy!

well done you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best video for this song :)
It's also how I dance (i.e. happily & on a stick)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post just
fablious!
 (Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Check out this rockin' Cockatoo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=utkb1nOJnD4

His sense of beat and rhythm is astounding!
 (I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post my heart has been
thoroughly warmed *beams* :)
 (tea_leaf_dancer, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What a marvellous dancer!
Or, in bird language:
SQUARK!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 28 Feb 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post How it's done
This is awesome: I suspect a of of training went into this.

You see, if you reward a smart bird like a parrot when it makes a movement that amuses you, and encourage the bird to associate this with a hand gesture, you can 'conduct' your pet. I've seen it done. My guess is that the bird is actually responding to a human companion that we cant see on-screen, not just to the music itself.

This little guy is really good at it though, and it's tip-top mental and physical stimulation for a captive bird, so please don't think I'm saying 'it's all a trick'.

You gotta parrot? Begin by teaching it to head-bang to Metallica.

Parrots do have an amazing sense of rhythm, and do some pretty funky moves as part of their mating display. It doesn't take to much to human input to help the bird build up a 'routine'. They are naturally inclined to perform like this.
 (HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
lovely lovely lovely. This sort of thing is extra happy giving.

Thanks for making me smile from ear to ear.
 (fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I love the look he throws over his shoulder at 2:15!
 (TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post watched it
while eating chicken, now I feel guilty........


and full.
 (knackerz is skinning up, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a link post "N-word" era over; replaced with new one
bad for rhymes.

the "movement" can be found here: www.presidentplease.com/
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
great find :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid Niggers
Anyway.... nice to see Prof. Albright say that there was an historical precedent for it.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's tough out here man, nothing rhymes with president"
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Born to Be Alive (with Adolf)

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post good editing

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yes i do
was a wee lad when first saw it..

and yes me and my mate did honestly get it mixed up with flash gordon

"ooh lets watch that flash gordon film"
"where is it?"
"mums room i think"

*puts video on..*

i think it was my first stiffy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Student Porn

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
*inhales* "good there's oxygen on this planet"
brilliant!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post To "rescue" earth from the sex ray??
bastard!! I would gladly die from a dose of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The stop motion amazes me.
I mean, having even vaguely fancy sets for a porn film is impressive, but stop fucking motion?

Imagine spending weeks designing and making a model alien insect, moving and photographing it for each individual frame, making sure it fits in with the movements of the actor, and all the time knowing that people are just going to fast forward it to get to the bits with boobies.
 (Cap'n, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I only first saw this a couple of years ago
Thinking it would be quite a bit of a spoof of porn...

But the emperor's orgy scene. There's at least a couple of times where you can see fellas putting it in...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Guy runs London Marathon in a thong for charity

"So here it is - your fantastic opportunity to sponsor me to run the London Marathon this year. Its for a great cause and to make it even more worth your while i've added a small twist.

I'm doing it in a thong! (Colour TBD)

But it all depends on whether we reach the donation levels on the Thong-o-meter.

More support from you = less support for me - simple!

The donations will go towards the Cardiomyopathy Association - it's a registered charity that helps people and their families affected by the heart muscle condition cardiomyopathy. For those of you who knew her, they are the same organisation that looked after Rob's mother Sue, whilst she was ill.

Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It’s also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Cardiomyopathy Association gets your money faster and, if you’re a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation."



Note: It's not about b3ta Rob.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck to you for this :)
if you reach the target, a Borat Mankini needs to be worn!
Put the justgiving addy in your sig. here and maybe link it in your profile as well for max. exposure :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post not the mankini
doesnt show nearly enough skin, get a cheetah skin thong
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a co-worker from one of our sister company's in London
:).
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be worth taking out the 'your fantastic opportunity to sponsor me' bit then
as it does read like it's you that's doing it.
Still, good luck to him :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll sponsor you.
Anyone stupid enough to do the marathon IN A THONG deserves to be recognised. I didn't get in this year so I decided to give the Grizzly a go instead. I may regret it. GAZ me your justgiving link or as TGA suggested stick it in your siggy :)

GOOD LUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
it's a co-worker. But thnx :D haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post old man skating
I like his attitude
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
what a badass!
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i also like his attitude
but the police really need to get off his back, he seemed perfectly fine the way he was skating
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"skater haters should hobble back home, and take their medication, to watch countdown"
 (Bort Marley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He let slip in court
that it was fun, big mistake. Fun in Britain = Crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Evolution of the common garden snail - Mollusc Dysonicus I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They're taking away the whole human population . . .
one person at a time !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil fiendish, sinister thing
Woo Mr Toast!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Linus sings The Police
This gave me the warmth.

EE-OH-OH!
(I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
That's brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
click
 (Montyphuq, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "This video is not available in your country"
wtf?

How does that work?!

Why?

I feel wrong :(
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post CBeebies Presenter Profile - Am I wrong to laugh at her favourite game
For those of you who haven't heard the news:

b3ta.com/links/282788

But I checked out her Presenter profile on CBeebies, and saw her favourite game is Twister!

/hull
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post pre-edit:
"If you had a super-power, what would it be?
To get cunted all weekend on coke and never suffer a come down"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Right hand blue!

Wait

Damn!
 (FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
"right stump green"
 (UTB, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Big Ass snake or shopped??
Sorry for the Daily Heil link.
 (SirCliveFC, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha worst photoshop ever!
And look at the differences in scale between the two!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a whale
in the Thames
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
It's John Peel's penis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of my semen

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 nostrils!!!!!
not 3, not 5 but 7 FUCKING NOSTRILS!!!!!!!!
wtf?
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible
that would make that thing like 12' in diameter. Plus it looks too blurry
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)

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