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This is a link post A friends band trick the thick one he needs a passport NSFW
to get into SCOTLAND

it gets going after the 5 min mark as they pretend they're at border control
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hohoho gotto love band pranks :P
you should perhaps put an NSFW for swearies?
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
naturally there's a fair bit of that, woops
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Friend of mine just Facebooked this pic.


Not seen it up here before, and it made me do a little wee of mirth.

It actually has the name and number on the original pic - I am trying so hard not to ring it.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha badgers are right bastards

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't that pic..
...been doing the rounds for years?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH I'm very surprised I've not been inundated in GC shouts by now.
EDIT humm... www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=found+cat&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Results
on TinEye: bit.ly/aGFCNn
 (mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post For years and years, 5-7?
Just the sign of course, not this particular photo of it
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen something similar with a raccoon on it before
My guess is that it's been adapted
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep - you win the internet.
Decent adaptation though...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nice chuckle, regardless

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
love that, even if it is a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i am only replying to
test my b3tamonkey
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I whack up similar signs from time to time.
They may make someone smile. Thats important.
Plus it makes me chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen this before.
And I like it. That's one cute looking kitty too. I hope his owner phones up and collects him.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
similar, also funny is this video with the answering machine messages:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXfCmrDULDc
 (Clumsyorchid, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post TARP SURFING
YOU LOVE TARP SURFING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This gives me a happy!
I need a happy after that 4chan story...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes i do

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Budget car-cleaning service
As featured in Metro.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Old Age is Ruff Ruff Haiku I made this!
It's a shipwreck, for both humans and dog alike. Probably sloths, too. And maybe pandas. Further research needed.
 (danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post im confused...
why were we there again?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oil

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Congatulations!
A little headwound is on the way then? A Concussion maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Yes - a light stunning or similar!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Run that one by me again
Military action in Iraq = increase in home terrorism threat

Military action in Afghanistan = essential for our home security.

And the difference is...?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well for starters
they're completely different countries that are hundreds and hundreds of miles apart, that are culturally completely different from one another and basically have nothing to do with each other in any way, shape or form. Aside from that they're exactly the same.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
finally someone with the balls to tell it like it is

"She also said she believed intelligence on Iraq's threat was not "substantial enough" to justify the war."

she sticks it to blair/campbel./madelson/brown and their cronys
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because the reasons they gave for the war at the time were lies
doesn't mean there weren't good reasons. Saddam Hussein being a vile murderer who massacred thousands will do for starters.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but...
Out of all the vile murderers who have massacred thousands, why start with Saddam Hussein in particular?
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post According to new findings,
eating lots and lots of shitty food and doing no exercise contributes to making people fat.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post Who said donkey's can't fly??
Flying donkey.
 (I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post psst
look down
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post In Soviet Russia, etc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEep5BrexT0
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post in russia
donkey parasails you
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post props from the tv show LOST are up for auction.
want to own Lockes wheelchair? Or Hurleys shirt / fishing net. Well, here is your chance.
 (ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I can I buy back the time I lost watching the first 6 episodes?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly no.
but you can buy a large, aged and distressed leather collar, intended for a polar bear.
 (ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post anything sordid
relating to Kate?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
i have all my hours I havent watched one epsiode of lost or 24 etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I have realised I have seen more than 6 episodes of House...
not sure if it makes up for it or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT
Now I can buy plotholes.
 (Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't watch

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Consequences continue not to remain the same

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit.....
that's a man?

Seriously, if true this is fucking awful
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the drooling retards of 4chan's /b
can be useful at time but at others a bunch of wanking monkeys (i occasionally browse the boards)
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ironic
seeing as though they took the piss out of the girls you dun goofed video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiVK3eWZfn0&feature=player_embedded
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?
is this real news or just a made up 4chan story?
I saw something about a girl crying on a webcam and a dad shouting, but didn't follow what the heck it was about, was her crying because she'd been raped and now its a Youtube hit? :|
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
She posted an earlier vid where she was telling people she would 'stick a Glock in thier mouths and make a brain squishy', and that people were only being nasty to her because she was perfect and had 3 boyfriends. She also invited people to 'suck her non-existant penis'. I'm not saying she deserved the backlash, but it was pretty daft.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post An eleven-year-old did something daft?
Whatever next?

Though quite why an 11-year-old had any need of a YouTube account, and why anyone watched it, are questions that baffle me entirely. However did we manage in the dark days of the 1980s?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Although her language and attitude were really a bit much for that age. It is easy to blame the parents, so I'm going to.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe!
I remember feeling so brave when I used the words "damn" and "bloody" in front of my parents for the first time. I was about 11 then.

I still try not to say "fuck" around them too much...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I never heard my Dad
swear once, and he only heard me a few times, all of which i lived to regret!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't even say "fart" when I was a kid.
I had to say "bimp".
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No she as crying cos 4chan have decided she needs to be destroyed cos she had the audacity not to be scared of them,
this other bloke seems to be just a target cos he wears make up and is gothy, 4chan /b/ are showing their power by smushing the two together and hoping nobody asks too many questions.

Seems to be working!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post wait what?
i thought the raping and dating claims were already all made up by 4chan?
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^
The power of 4chan in action. Scary scary scary stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Either it is a rumor unfortunately taken seriously.
Or a rumor which accidentally turned out to be true.

Either way, his previous conviction won't help him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wasnt there a post yesterday
that said all this was rumor by 4chan
 (ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But the previous statory rape charge wasn't fake
nor are alot of the previous allergations of him beign a dirty perv.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M a durty perv,
I don't think that means 4chan /b/ should own me tho...

*edit* statutory rape means there's a story they had a relationship, as she is underage that is technically rape in the eyes of the law, no actual rape has occurred.

as far as I can tell anyhoo
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be awful, but that doesn't make 4chan any better.
Making false allegations about someone is going to make it far more hard to prove any potential real claims.

Equally, the details of the previous charge (was he even found guilty?) are never stated or indeed linked to from any reputable news source, hence 4chan have just blurred any truth. A stupid thing to do with serious allegations.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if anyone knows how to get the police doing the investigation to be aware of 4chan
and their involvement please show YOUR power by doing so before both these poor souls are utterly destroyed...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
my security didn't like something on that page. Some htm file it downloaded apparently is a bit dodgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
The source code just looks like a bog standard Wordpress blog.

I can't see anything dodgy in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jessi-slaughter-you-dun-goofd-the-consquences-will-never-be-the-same

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post In related news:
www.news.com.au/technology/jessi-slaughter-and-the-4chan-trolls-the-case-for-censoring-the-internet/story-e6frfro0-1225894369199
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
ah, Australia ...
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They already have some of the tightest file sharing laws.
So I wouldn't put it past them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Put simply...
"Parents should take responsibilty of/for their offspring."

I think a wide variety of society's problems would be resolved if people thought about the consequences of having children/took responsibility if they did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think...
we may be about to see the case for internet control and censorship take a BIG leap to reality.

Remember to tell all your kids how 4chan /b/ caused the demise of internet freedom...

knowyourmeme.com/memes/jessi-slaughter-you-dun-goofd-the-consquences-will-never-be-the-same

gawker.com/5589721/the-art-of-trolling-inside-a-4chan-smear-campaign?skyline=true&s=i

Too far guys, WAY too far...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus h christ
how do they get stuff like addresses and phone numbers?

these people are picking on an 11 yr old girl? way to go, hard men.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You never tried typing a guys name into google,
or 123people.com? It's a piece of piss, anyone can do it.

Just most of us don't do shit like this with it...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Have you signed the Vienna Declaration yet?
One of the features of the XVIII International Aids Conference currently going on in Vienna is launch of this simple declaration, to which you can give your support.

The criminalisation of illicit drug users is fuelling the HIV epidemic and has resulted in overwhelmingly negative health and social consequences. A full policy reorientation is needed.

It ought to be a no-brainer. Go. Do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally
if I were doing something recreationally that became illegal, I'd stop doing it, and wouldn't use it's criminalisation as an excuse for the ill-consequences that my doing it caused.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you were addicted to it?
I'm sure a lot of people would give up if it was as easy as you suggest.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, the idea that people might treat legality as the clincher...
... seems psychologically implausible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Since these drugs have been illegal since before the vast majority of us were born
how about just not starting? It's not rocket science.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming internet sarcasm there.
Am I right?

Noone is denying that there are undesirable consequences of much (most?) drug use. But treating it as a problem for the criminal law, rather than as a social and public health problem, is utterly counterproductive.

The only people who benefit from illegality are the traffickers. For everyone else, it's a disaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This with frickin bells on

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I right also, they still would employ harsh penalties for trafficking which is what Portugal has done?(I think)

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
But if it's decriminalised everywhere, there'd be no room in the market for traffickers to operate - or, at least, they'd be reduced to the status of dodgy cigarette dealers. But why buy from an unlicenced dealer when you can get stuff from an approved pharmacy that's guaranteed for quality?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy Scag At Boots, 3 for 2...
either way, the CIA gets the money...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post do they suggest any alternative policies?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The declaration is a call for a review.
From the site: The Vienna Declaration is a statement seeking to improve community health and safety by calling for the incorporation of scientific evidence into illicit drug policies.

If it was down to me, I'd decriminalise everything, and treat all drug use from nicotine to heroin and back to alcohol as a public health issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont know enough about the science to form a valid opinion,
but nicotine is legal and there are still hundreds of thousands of addicts - despite the money that is spent on anti-smoking campaigns etc.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the point is meant to be about removing some of the added issues such as passing disease through used needles.
The kind of stuff which could be monitored (may be entirely wrong, still reading it through).
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
The health problems of smoking are much easier to counter if it's legal.

But the argument here isn't just about health. It's wider. Decriminalised drugs would be cheaper for the user, which'd reduce the wider crime rate. It'd also be easier to get treatment to come off them, and treatment for related health problems.

It'd also mean that growers could take control of their crops by going legit, and charge a higher price (since they wouldn't be under the monopsonistic control of their local cartel). That'd massively improve welfare in places like Afghanistan and Colombia, and improve security as well, since the Taleban and cartels would be deprived of a major source of income and protection money.

The general consensus among medics is that addiction is an illness - partly physiological, partly psychological, but an illness all the same. It's an illness that, left untreated, is socially and politically devastating. And it's an illness that the current state of the law does nothing to help.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think legaslisation of drugs will come soon or be an easy fight.
If drugs are elgalised then the government will save alot of moeny by not trying to shut them down and make lods more thanks to taxes.

But then the number of drug dealers bribing their way up the private investor (lobbiests and donators) food chain will diminish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post although I broadly agree there's a lot to be said for decriminalisation of drugs
it would be easy fuel to whip up a moral panic amongst the socially conservative - and we've got a government that responds to such stuff - they asked Facebook to remove the Moaty RIP stuff etc.

So I don't see it happening anytime soon either.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're absolutely right about that.
Though the precedent set by Portugal is a good one, so might be taken seriously within the EU.

The big prohibitionist is the US, though - but even there, I can see a time when the crisis in northern Mexico will lead the Mexican government to act, and that could well force the US' hand. And maybe that'll happen before there're too many more deaths in Juarez.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard about this on radio 4, it intrigues me.
I was stunned to hear that Portugal have managed it successfully.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post Metro picture/caption fail
This is either tremendously lazy, or total genius.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
there were loads in Cambridge yesterday too
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think Metro read B3ta a lot

therefore I vote total genius
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
That's fantastic!

It could only be improved by the use of a picture of a kitten and the caption "Flying ants are just like this, apart from the vast differences."
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT A SCOOP
thing that happens every year at about this time of year happens
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Sense of humour alert!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
Though the comment about Empire of the Ants is complete fail.

It's a great film
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats proper genius that...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks flying ants
thflants
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's The Metro captioning at it's finest
www.metro.co.uk/weird/835471-world-snail-racing-championship-ends-in-triumph-for-least-slow-snail

This one is good too
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry...
*This* is Metro captioning at its finest.

www.metro.co.uk/weird/81848-driver-blames-crash-on-pterodactyl
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
And I thought it was just for keeping the rain off your head.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
That's brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember there was a story somehow relating to sex
The picture was of two clothed people on a bed, embracing each other, with the caption "What sex may look like"
 (Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post The Blender Survival Guide
I know when I downloaded Blender3D I wasn't quite expecting such a steep learning curve and my searches for a step-by-step guide of the basics left me scratching my head and fearing I'd never understand this program. But this Blender tutorial series is the first that actually makes sense and he does it with the mind on using your models in AfterEffects.

So if you want to download Blender (it's totally free and as good as the commercial 3D apps) but worry that you'll not understand it then follow this series.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded Blender about ... five months ago.
I think I got as far as making a square. Or something, I gave up when I couldn't find any good tutorials.
 (Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Follow this series
it will make sense.

There are several Blender tutorial sites like www.blenderguru.com/ the problem is he assumes you can keep up with him and he doesn't explain what shortcut keys he's using so presumes a good knowledge of the Blender interface which is always a problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded Blender about 8 years ago
and promptly went "uh?" at the inteface and never used it again.

Thanks for this, I shall be rendering bouncing balls by the weekend
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I will look forward to seeing your bouncing balls ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded Blender about 60 years ago
so i win.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded it on vinyl...
So there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Some more tutorial sites here
www.vimeo.com/channels/blender3d

en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Category:Blender_3D:_Noob_to_Pro


I've tried blender but unfortunately I haven't the patience for 3d modelling
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Already have the Wiki one bookmarked
but I'm too lazy to follow written tutorials (ironic as my own website contains my own written tutorials) but not seen the vimeo one - thanks for the links.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh cheers for that

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Russians attach Donkey to parachute, hilarity ensues.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *cant think of any donkey puns*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be an ass.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple but effective
points to you, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *something about having big ears*
My pun generating system needs some jump leads me thinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough with your muling.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post EEYORE EEYORE EEYALWAYS SAYS THAT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *something about an ass*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That pun was rather winny. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mule get there in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry;
it's not Eeyore fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The most clever marketing strategy since "Have a Happy Period"
(which I can't believe is still on TV)
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like a happy period.
1 - 2pm weekdays would do, I'm not greedy.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
DonkeyGums is on holiday then.
 (Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Little donkey, little donkey in the dusky sky
Got to keep on floating onwards though you're very high
Been a long time, little donkey, through scary height
Dont give up now, little donkey,
the landing zone's in sight

Little donkey, little donkey, wows the Ruski crowd
Little donkey, carry on past that cloud
Little donkey, little donkey, journey's end is near
There are journalists waiting for a sign to bring them here

Do not falter little donkey, there's a star in reach
It will guide you, little donkey, crashing to the beach
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just..... Beautiful.... (wipes tear).

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post The Venetian Snares live drumming thing reminded me of this
utterly jaw dropping. the squarepusher bit at the start is impressive enough, but once the aphex song kicks in at about 1:00, it's just incredible. and then it ramps up a notch again... I want to be able to do this.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you make a ventian blind?
Poke him in the eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was awesome

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Good News blokes: Housework Gives You Cancer...
...but only if you're a woman according to the first paragraph.

Daily Fail obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post if all the fastidious women die, who will read the daily mail?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post all the "I'm an ordinary bloke now lets go kill a ponce" men?

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate the way they do that
by phrasing the headline as a question they try to absolve themselves of any responsibility.

"COULD THE MAIL GIVE YOU TEH BAD AIDS???!!??"
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Filthy Fan Fiction appears to have had a makeover... NSFW
...I'm told new material is coming soon. What a horrific thought...
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Most excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post She could probably use her "scientific" knowledge
to cure all fertility problems by examining what you are wanking over, and suggesting healthy alternatives such as this.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they do one on...
...Anne Robinson. That'd n'doubt make me push an arc of glistening spluff all over my own groin.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post The Trustworthiness of beards
In an illustrated format. Im glad mine is deemed very trustworthy!
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a beard AND sidies!
so I am not quite sure where I fit...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
my chops m ake me borderline "Neutral"/"Questionable"

What a nonsense.

James Bond never trusted men with beards.
If it's good enough for the worlds greatest spy, it's good enough for me
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Any type of facial hair= possible deviant.
I think this sums it up nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Even eyebrows?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Smartarse.
*flicks v's at computer screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see I'm classed as trustworthy with my full beard
Although I have ventured into "unsavoury" at times
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I always knew handlebar mustaches were unsavoury
now I have proof.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "Buggergrips"
as they're known as, up my end.
of the country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
John Waters 'stache NOT trustworthy? :O
 (I helped save b3ta! Riki Takeuchi, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Is 500 billion quid enough?
Apparently not, according to JP Morgan.

JP Morgan has raised serious concerns about its commitment to its new £1.5bn European headquarters at Canary Wharf because of anger within the bank at the lack of support for the financial sector in the UK.

Will somebody please exterminate these fucking parasites?
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post But JP Morgan didn't need rescuing
So why should be it taxed for the failures of other institutions?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up with your "facts"
and "thinking about things before jumping to conclusions"
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
this!
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
JP Morgan isn't a UK bank, but it did of course benefit from the US bailout.

The UK pumped half a trillion pounds into the financial sector. And JP Morgan are saying that isn't enough.

I think it's about time we stood up to these parasites instead of taking it up the pooper.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilt by association, eh?
Well you're on the internet, and therefore you're a cancer-causing paedophile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So do you think we need to give banks more financial support?
Or are you just swinging your handbag?
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering they're the industry that mostly funds our country
they need all the support we can offer.

Or perhaps you have some socialist ideal of tough men working down't'pit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think part of the problem is
that people have got the impression that the government have just given away taxpayers' money, when in fact what they have done is to buy huge chunks of the banks, which in the long run (when all this unpleasantness is behind us) will generate a profit for all of us.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
read this
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fucking Parasites"?
Sorry, but people are happy enough to borrow money for their houses and their cars and their widescreen tv's because "it's their right" to have these things when they can't afford them. God forbid they should have to live within their means. This "everything is black and white Daily Fail scape-goating" is rather tedious.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The banking sector is not entirely blameless
What was the American bank who got fined last week for telling its clients to invest heavily one way, knowing it was a shit move, then betting the other way and making a huge profit?

For years I've said banking is just the respectable side of gambling.
I don't think it's even respectable anymore
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nevertheless...
... I'm amazed by the number of people who seem not to have realised that the primary function of a bank is exactly the same as the primary function of any other business - to make a profit.

This genuinely seems to have come as a revelation to many.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats because most people dont care
The majority of people see banks as a business, so get pissed off when they see tax payers money used to help them out.

It would take weeks to explain to these people WHY we gave them the money
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The banks...
...which made a profit aren't necessarily the problem in this case. The ones that failed, received huge public cash bailouts, then continued in exactly the same failing business practices as before? They're a problem.
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All the same
If you're accepting of a broadly liberal, broadly capitalist model of political economy, you're going to have to bite the bullet every now and again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post and not get all "morally outraged" and hypocritical if you couldn't give a shit when times were good,
and your house was worth 50 billion-squillion poundrals.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That was Goldman Sachs
and they are well known for being utter utter cunts. first time they've been caught with their hand in the till and everyone else in the city was ecstatic about it.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The banks provide many valuable public services
but there are a lot of activities in the wider financial sector which serve no purpose other than to make money for very rich men. So yeah, I'd agree with the term parasites.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And the problem with making money is what, exactly?
Christ: I can't believe that an unrepentant Marxist like me is offering defences like this.

But then again, possibly I can. Marxism isn't a moral theory; it's a historical and economic set of theories. There's no morality in it. So... yeah. Ummmmm... Crisis of capitalism, anyone?

That's what Marx got wrong: he thought that crises were fatal, when clearly they aren't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post if you're selling a good or service, there's nothing wrong with making money.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with people making money is
that I'm not :(
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm.
bust loop.

JMP sink a lot of money into moving their HQ to London, realise they're going to get shafted if they do, think about moving elsewhere. for many many other reasons they're utter cuntnuggets, but i think this is fairly justified.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bus rampage
We`re going where the sun shines brighter
(redflame, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You get a click for teh Cliff!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That works weirdly well
watched the whole thing, so *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post The History of the Tea Party
American politilols with sinister dummies.

Ronseal beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was like a trip without the LSD ... man.
That was rather odd :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly like the Sarah Palin at the end...
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
I'd only need to show Mr. Bats the preview frame and he'd turn into a gibbering scaredy-cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

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