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This is a link post L.A.Zombie. Pron film pulled from film festival
A "gay zombie porn" flick which shows aliens engaging in necrophilia has been pulled from Australia's biggest film festival after being rejected by censors, organisers said on Tuesday."

Come on man, even zombies need to crack one off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post But sureely it wouldn't be
necrophilia if you were a zombie? Just consensual sex with another dead person?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)
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Maybe double-necrophilia cancels itself out?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the trailer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSyay-zz6Q looks total rubbish, unsurprisingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Is Mel Gibson BP's secret weapon? I made this!

(mutters mutters, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I see...
...you have a mention on brand republic saying you're bridging the gap between Private Eye and Viz.

Where's the magazine available from?

edit: Brand Republic article
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus....
Looks like they printed the press release word for word.

And what the hell is Limb by Limb when it's at home?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the first magazine prior to The Poke
According to that article.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "the same team behind cult style magazine Limb by Limb"
that suggests that Limb by Limb is well know, at least in culty circles.

The quote at the end made me laugh:
"We at Limb By Limb have realised that lifestyle magazines are shit, especially our one, so, with new business partners, we are launching a very different title at the Edinburgh Festival. It is called The Poke. It is funny."

In other words, that zeitgeist-surfing magazine we tryied to make was a bit shit, but give us more money and we'll do another zeitgeist-surfing magazine that isn't shit. In a different style.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)
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haha.

Looks like they use accidental sarcasm in their press-releases.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Look fella...
you've done some stuff that's raised a smile, but this is not really the place to spam your new magazine, particularly one that is...

"being backed by a number of media companies including Channel 4, International Artists and Paramount"

Unless your a mate of Rob's, obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad it wasn't just me that thought it was spam!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post even been in the newsletter
with that daily mail tube map
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't BUY that kind of publicity

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ...but you can buy the content that earns it :/

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)
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8 years ago we did a one off FREE mag at the Edinburgh festival - we managed to convince a few media companies to buy an ad to cover the print costs. we are having a stab at doing it online with zero backing (as yet). we hope to raise a smile occassionally. we want to give wannabe comedy writers and digital artists another platform. we have always been fans of b3ta - in fact you will find b3ta.com on daily mail tube map. Which, by the way, we have just been ordered to take down by some cross people at Transport For London.. :(
 (mutters mutters, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
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So when's the content going to be in print form?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
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we've only been at it for 3 weeks. it's a bit of trial and error. if people like it we may try and do a mag again. if they don't then we'll stumble on online or go back under our rock. cheers!
 (mutters mutters, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well doesn't that mean you're promoting your own material for future financial gain?
judging by the site, the twitter and facebook pages, and that thepoke.co.uk is still registered in the name of 'Limb by Limb'?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
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yes - hope one day to be able to make money and give up day job. mind you...totally take your point on being spammy and PROMISE to use link-posting restraint.
 (mutters mutters, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not knocking your endeavours - there's been some great stuff up on your site.
I'm just mentioning that this board might not be the place to push it. Sure if you've got something that's stand-out awesome then link it up, but simply pushing your own site on a daily basis pisses people off. As you will probably be gathering.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
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thank you. promise not to...
 (mutters mutters, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
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In reference to your quote on Brand Republic, I don't remember any conversations with my friends in which we've included Ab Fab up there with the list of British comedy greats. That was just shrieking nonsense. Give me Vic & Bob (the early years), Bottom, The Inbetweeners, Brasseye etc. Anyway, the Americans were funny on screen before us with Keaton, Lloyd and Chaplin (yes, i know the latter was English), and they remain to be funny even 90-100 years later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post clowns, zombies and diet coke NSFW
Le Queloune by Patrick Boivin



Edit: hmmm, I shall mark it NSFW due to violence and flesh eating
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I am terrified of clowns at the best of times
and watching this really hasn't helped
 (MrN uses Vista and Chrome.How do you like them apples?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace.
Dominique Pinon is so good at 'silent movie' acting, his face cracks me right up!
It's deffo not safe for Coulrophobics though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post How odd that I watched "Delicatessen" yesterday for the first time in years.
Note that Patrick Boivin is the same fellow who more recently made "At-at Day Afternoon"
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was absolutely superb!
Thanks for posting that, one of the best icky things I've seen in ages. Even the credits at the end were good :oD
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post !!! - Is This Thing On?

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What -
the new-indie-bandwagon-generic-song-creation-machine?
Yep, it's on.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah
and someone has turned up the compression knob to "let's artifact that mother fucker"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post well
I'd like these guys a lot more with a proper vocalist.
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Peggy Mitchell: You can't play bass
A song what a friend of mine gone done made. Babs Windsor has even been in our local paper to say that she liked it very much (allegedly).
(Malnourished TEALEAF!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be
this

Nice racket though
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Shurely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1NhR0lA2M4 @ 1.38?
/reggae trainspotter blog
 (I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Chewbacca a Liverpool fan?
*despairs*
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post considering I was known as Chewie at uni
and I've been a Liverpool fan since before I could walk I feel I can confirm this ;)
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what Morgan Spurlock has been up to

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lovely stuff." - Barbara Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Old skool top down game....
(stupidly addictive)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post evil game
no save feature :(
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post except the actual save game feature

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *maintains stoic silence*
*keeps quiet about the fact the game won't let you past level three unless you pay. The wankers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Wheelchair Diver I made this!
The latest Olympic sport.
 (thefreeshow, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post Bovine Intervention
Has a Ungulate ever saved your life?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post have some morning fluff
a paralyzed kitty and his brother
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure whether that is very sweet
or very creepy/cruel.

Amazing Khazi they've got though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this
torsk.ytmnd.com/
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
I must admit when it started walking around I almost laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did that minger of a woman try eating the cat's head?
Or was that supposed to be loving? :-S
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me blubb like a girl

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
*blubbs*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo the score to Amelie makes me so melancholy. I'm going to be mellow all day now.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwww.
Just watched the other vid of how they care for it.
*blubs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Same man keeps appearing in background of live news reports.
Never appears to wash top. Or hair.
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would hazard a guess
that he's a care in the community type, who spends all day wandering round London (mainly round parliament square) and going to wherever he hears there's a news story going on to get on telly.

Either that or he's Zelig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's his bookface profile thingy-whatsit.
en-gb.facebook.com/people/Paul-Yarrow/1814545926
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post time traveller, must be

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Henry's boy

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic lurking!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can any one smell a Meme being born?
The chap has dedication it has to be said
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha no!
I saw him yesterday walking through St. James Park on my walk to Victoria station feeding the squirrels, he's definately a loony!

Or as we refer to them in the 'job' a nut-nut
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I did notice him once
Only because he just appeared to be standing there, doing nothing. Had no idea he made a habit of it.

pretty weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it's so easy to do.
There are about 10 locations in central London where you can guarantee news crews.
Straight across from Parliament. Abingdon Green, always people there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw him yesterday on the
news.. much aceness to the tv lurking loon yay.. meme a definite yes
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like Sam Kinniston
EDIT - I meant Kinison
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What an amazing fella!
I wonder if he will get to stand behind a reporter talking about him standing behind them soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone checked 1940s and 50s news broadcasts to see if he's in those too?
;D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This was pointed out on some topical comedy thing t'other day
I call unemployed, single and living with Mum!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying he's a 4chan member?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Russell Howard's good news spotted him about 6 months ago
And he's just kept popping up. I was watching the Antiques Road show when he was on and got rather excited when I remembered who he was. Tends to be holding a plastic carrier bag. Brilliant guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post .
I would pay good money to stab Russell Howard in the face with a broken ragu jar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
he's great!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he's reached that level of ubiquity of comedian that automatically attracts violence i guess.
Happens to most of them doesn't it, especially the non-edgy ones.

As it goes I can see how he could be annoying as a TV persona, but I think his stand-up is great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
(to repeat myself) last year the compare of a tiny comedy venue in Bristol got ill & his housemate stepped in (Mr Howard): he was genuinley funny & I don't think many TV comics would cover a mate's tiny gig at such short notice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Many reasons...
..apart from the fact that he basically just took the format of Russell Brand's Ponderland and did it again, much less funny..And the fact that his show reeks of bunch of coke snorting 20-something tv 'producers' sat around slapping each other on the back for their hilarious 'jokes'....

..but also that oh so stabbable face, with it's eyes oh-so-close together.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post I'm finding this as addictive as it lully.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post old as the hills
but it is lully... think i might have another play now :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a link post Choose Your Own Adventure: Mel Gibson I made this!
I've made a Choose Your Own Aventure style site in which YOU get to see what it's like to live the glamorous celebrity life of race-hating booze-bucket Mel Gibson.
 (vivmondo, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, nice
some good touches there
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha
very good
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Nail, the pigeon with a nail in its fucking head...
Still alive and kicking, as seen in this video, filmed by my mate this morning.

(Has now been around for over a week, seemingly not bothered by the nail in his fucking head.)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is there a Chris Evans soundtrack on this video?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't there a Jimmy Nail soundtrack to this video?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Crocodile shooooooes.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post She's lyin'

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I just spat out my tea mr.dogshit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spat out my dogshit Mr T!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spat out Mr T's dog! SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't got a clue how that nail ended up there....
But it bothers it's VERY unlikey that it got there by accident...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post blaireau69 informed us that it is a galvanised D-head nail
fired from a Paslode nailgun.

So it's unlikely to be an accident.

I haven't personally tried contacting the RSPCA as it's in my friend's garden - not mine. This also means that I haven't actually seen it in the flesh / feathers.

I hope that it's merely suffering from a delusional identity disorder and is masquerading as a unicorn.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The RSPCA?
Nigga pleeeezzee! It's a fucking pidgeon, a flying rat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's quite likely to be an accident tbh...
I don't think nail guns are particularly known for their accuracy considering that they don't have a barrel or anything to stabilise the nail post firing. Also, they aren't hugely powerful over a large distance.

Saying that, I don't know how it would have happened otherwise...I think I'm just convincing myself that a person wouldn't ever consider firing a nail into a bird's head.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Random thought
But have you tried contacting the RSPCA? If this is what appears to be animal cruelty, then they would be very interested (and they may be able to catch the pigeon and help him/her out).
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. This.
...and no doubt they also have an RSPCA lab where they can match the nail to a nailgun using CSI style ballistics.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ENHANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mean to take it to that extreme
But the RSPCA will be interested to note all cases of animal cruelty. Even though the chances are they won't find the scrote that did this to the pigeon, the fact that there exists a case of cruelty means that it should be recorded. Otherwise it just gets hidden away.
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I know....
...wasn't taking the piss out of your suggestion. I was just entertaining myself imagining a CSI style RSPCA investigative team.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they can set up a GUI in visual basic
to trace the nail gun
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The poor thing
he should be on the news. I doubt his interview would be very good, but it might raise awareness to stop bastard cunts who are cruel to pidggies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
raise awareness cause some other bastard cunts to do exactly the same thing
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
haha, someone needs to make a flash game out of this where you shoot nail guns at pidgeons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post While an 8-bit version of "Catch the Peidgeon" plays in the backfground
Edit: "backfgroung" indeed. Stupidly little keyboard, have you had the pleasure of meeting fuck off great hands? Arse...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's where you're going wrong
You can't type whilst your hands are up your arse, it poses a slight issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir, I will pay good money
if you capture this pigeon and glue a little flag to that nail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!

(foxnsox, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha this made me giggle
designing the flag could be next compo
 (I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh my god dude...
... you shoulda seen this bird i nailed last night..."
 (Emohawk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooof

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Navigation aid
Pigeons have small iron particles in their heads which help them navigate, this is a natural enhancement along the lines of a digital tv upgrade.
 (Hugh Jambton Wun Hung Lo's mate, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post The WONGA! man naked (nudity shocker!) NSFW
Yes it is the Wonga man, and this time he is naked.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was, different...
Surprisingly good bum for a big bloke, never got to see his wonga tho! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a link post Vic's Dance Moves
Also, does anyone else love the bits when Angelos is asked the score and starts playing hardcore dance music?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post heheehhe
funnies
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNZ1j2h-zsE
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
God I love that they're back.
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post my jaw dropped last night at that bit :D
thank god for Vic and Bob
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this as good as it used to be?
By used to be I mean their mid-90s incarnation.

I've been deliberatly avoiding the latest 'return' for fear of holding my forehead going "why, Vic and Bob? Are you that desperate for work?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post better I would say
only lows are poor guest contributions
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post to be honest
I think the only funny bit now is Angelos. Vic & Bob would be far better used as producers for this show, rather than the performers.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is as good as ever
quite unbelievably.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I thought the last series was pap, really hit and miss, mostly miss, but something has changed this series. They don't seem to be holding back at all, as seen above, and Angelos on the scores is a breath of fresh air.
 (stubbledchin, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmmmmm
Spoonmeat
 (yorksroyal, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
I'm going to watch that again
 (I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post Probably GC: Black Parents give birth to Boris Johnson
Does make you wonder, apparently they werent switched at birth, but is he really the dad?
 (Emohawk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
anyone noticed Google images today ??

It's fucking shit I tell ya
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus there's some cunty comments there.....
*stops reading*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
"This isn’t the end of the world. it’s just the begining of the end. the baby is very much possible theirs. if anyone hasn’t seen a miracle before this is just one. And more reason to have the fear of GOD in us. He can do and undo.. Let HIS hand work be blessed. the baby has a purpose on earth. She was just sent her through this couple."

jeez
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite possible.
White peeps have squeezed out a black baby before. All about recessive genes and that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Very possible.
There was once a couple who gave birth to identical baby girls. Identical... except for their skin colour. One was black and the other white. No switching there. Just genetics.

EDIT: Here.
(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Superhero Exposé I made this!
As seen live on the Tube this morning. Not really.

A little bit more shit like this here, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like these
Are they based on things you've overheard on the tube?
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
Nope, they're just fragment of ideas what I done had. I think the general flimsy idea of it is that it's just what they're thinking, rather than talking out loud.

Or maybe not. I haven't decided yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Voyage of the Damned - Alternate Ending I made this!

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or am I missing the point and that is the alternate ending?

EDIT:

Ah there we go, nevermind
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post First!
chucklesome short made with the virtual movie making software I help make
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit overlong
but irritatingly accurate.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You helped make Moviestorm?
What sort of wizard are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the eternally giving sort

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the best kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this
I think I fall into all the catagories parodyied in this and possibly with me its not a parody
 (I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 5:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Original 2204355 Song!!!1! - in its entirety!!!1!
You can even download it from here: soundcloud.com/zalza/zalza-the-original-2204355-song-single
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

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