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This is a link post What happens if you transfer finely honed social networking skills from Facebook to real life
I'm following you! Still following you!
(0rchid, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i must admit i love that
and reaffirmed all the reasons why i dont have a facebook.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rJMpAnZ5zI
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That link has a 30-sec advert
so for that reason...I'm out
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw your remark, thought 'i going to wait it out and see the vid'....
Should have taken note. 30 second ad was annoying and the vid wasn't as good as the top one.
(doffs cap in Flobbit's general direction and vows to follow the lead next time.)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't get those ads everyone always moans about...is it a firefox add-in I'm using or something?
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? I didn't get an ad when I went there...
ho hum each to their own...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh!
I'd love to see this opera. I saw Nico Muhly live when he was at ATP a while back. Fantastic stuff. There was an event to promote this that had Will Self talking about whether the internet was inherently psychotic.
 (I helped save b3ta! RadioElectric, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post So the new Twilight trailer has been released. Here's an entirely reasonable reaction
She really likes Twilight I guess. But jeepers.

Also: possibly the worst trailer ever.
(thenumber18, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god it's her again
MAN THE HARPOONS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Harpoons?
No we need the fucking Deathstar for this one
 (Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post !

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny...
I didn't expect Twilight fans to be like that at all..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That
could feed a veritable horde of vampires for a fucking year!
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Never mind Twilight. She wants to try FRY-LIGHT.

I'm so sorry.
 (thenumber18, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not blood... it's Dolmio.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 01:24 "Don't get naked"
exactly what I was thinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. No words
Just slack-jawed horror.

Holy shit girl, eat less food and get more friends
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And yes, the actual trailer looks fucking awful
Then again I don't really get the whole Twilight thing. At all. Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thats because
your not a cunt.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post he's not a sad teenager who's just encountered their 1st softcore porn novel.

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What? He?
*cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post im basing this
almost entirely on the fact that yesterday you posted a graph...the spotify one...

DONT LET ME DOWN!

(also having me think that your not a cunt, is not an endorsement many people are interested in!)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Let's look at the evidence.

1) Doesn't like Twilight
2) Graph

Solid foundation, there :)
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the sort of girl
i would stick up for at school, just out of feigned kindness,

and would inevitably end with...please stop following me...i only did it to appear nice.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I know exactly
what you mean
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post however there was a number
of horribly geeky girls who turned into absolute stunners when they left school...

i saw a couple recently and they crossed the road to say thanks for "not making school shit"

so you can lucky out of it.

god im a horrid horrid person
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case however
I don't think that transformation will occur
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post wow... Just, wow.....
then again, I seem to recall girls attempting to commit suicide when Take That broke up back in the day - I guess this weird obsession is a similar sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They're probably waiting for a skinny, pasty sack of shit to come bite them, huh?
Which begs the question, would vampires get cholesterol poisoning in this case?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post She's had a portion or two of Wanda's Macaroni Salad

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a similar reaction I had when I first saw
2 girls 1 cup
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post See?
Whenever a female friend tries to tell me how unreasonable men are, this is the kind of thing I point out. No man has ever screamed at the existence of a movie, or cried their eyes out when a band broke up.
I am a huge fan of The Beatles, and I would have LOVED to be alive when they were together, but on finding out they were going to stop performing, I would have said "Oh, fuck" and got on with my life.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would sound a little sexist if I said women are more emotional than men...
It's not always the truth but this is different; this is stupid teenage-moodswing-take-a-photo-of-your-slashed-wrists-and-stick-it-on-deviantART territory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post blargh

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
Well done on getting the interview and jolly nice site you have there etc.

But wow, that man's a genius. Terrifying to think it actually works, wonderful to know it's one mans big funny laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on a moment though... that "white" girl is jewish... it's a trap!
click
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Savlonic : Wandering Eye I made this!
New music video we made for Savlonic.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been listening to this over and over again this morning, sterling work :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post very nicely done
i enjoyed that. Not a bad song too. Its gonna be stuck in my head now...
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I have now watched it 3 times in a row
bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Zoom In, Zoom In, Zoom In


Here be b3tans. Must be
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate doing this because whenever anyone does there follows a load of posts going
"lol"

"excellents!"

However, I just don't see whatever it is that you're referring to. PLease explain to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Satellite view.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Wot He said
Although, when I tested it, it automagically opened in satellite view for me on a different machine.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It does it automatically
if you use the link down there vvv.

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
"lol"

"excellents!"
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
"lol"

"excellents!"
 (memit, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
"hahahaha"


"brilliants!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
"lol"

"excrements!"
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
"ffs"


"rubbishs!"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post whooop
de whoop
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Grasscock
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
best pun of the year so far...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno WHAT you were looking for when you stumbled onto this, but it made me laugh.
So have a *Click* from me :-)

Edit:- SINCEREST apols bud. *Embarrased*


 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Err -
That pic kinda ruins the surprise...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It being on here
last night ruined it for me already.:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Shite!

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, now the dilemma begins...
You could delete or edit the post that would stop the trouble.

But you would then incur further wrath for doing so.

Best thing I can think of is replace the picture with something pleasing. Maybe with one of a kitten. But then you would incur the wrath of the anti feline crowed here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
"lol"

"excellents!"
 (UTB, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Simple link to block behavioral advertising
Wondering why internet ads seem to be getting smarter?
Well a site you visited dumped a steaming cookie on your system flagging you as someone that likes that type of thing and what a good idea it would be if you were reminded of it on every fucking web page you go to.

Dumb those ads down again with this link.

Got tired of being constantly asked if I want to buy another ladder just because I visited a ladder selling site once...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to disable Adblock to get it to work
Irony?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Do you find that your ladders are just not long enough? Then you need new EXTENDELADDERZ®
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post tbh when I saw it was a shortened URL I assumed it was gonna be horses
How wrong I was, pretty cool ladders as well... especially that motorised one!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Your fooling noone with that.

(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
stop wearing stockings
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a cautious go, didn't work
the ones I clicked all said 'You have not been successful' etc but might try again later in a different browser n see (Chrome)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Worked in chrome for me, you do need cookies switched on though.
But if they're switched off then you shouldn't be getting the ads anyhow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post so, do you want to buy a ladder?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you could just enable CCleaner to run every time you turn off your computer.
ensuring, of course, that 'delete all cookies' is ticked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Corporate bollox
Load of cobblers - just another way of getting into your system, I reckon. Keep AdBlock switched on, install Cookie Culler, and stop worrying :-)
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Entirely wooden bike
Madness, the entire thing is made without screws or anything that isn't wooden or gluey. i think it sort of looks like a cow.


 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how long it will be before i see one of those chained to a railing in shoreditch?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post well it does have a fixed gear
i assume so anyway, imagine a wooden freewheel might be an engineering leap too far.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Chained?!
A wooden D-lock more like!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That saddle
hovering just above a whopping great serrated cog.

Maybe I'm being overly paranoid about my nether regions, but it looks like a bit of a design fault.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Only problem is
it wooden go.

*gets coat*.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I thought it was a good joke.

*B-elms*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yew say that
but ash-ally it was just oak-ay
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I don't think that would be a poplar opinion.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post this was interesting
and its got the blues brothers theme in it.

edit: should explain, the thing i found most interesting was the comments about wither this is actually just a system regulating itself to a limit not acceptable to someone watching from a 3rd perspective.

but still interesting i thought.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As a motorist, cyclist and pedestrian...
I'm glad there is conclusive proof that no one group of roadway users is any better than the other. Individuals (idiotic or careless) cause accidents not just one group of road users. nice vid :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post selfishness
thats the enemy of traffic...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, it did look like the bicyclists were the biggest pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few vids on interweb about mad junctions and near-death daily goings on....
but youu would have thought NYC could have coped by now. Don't know if I'd want to drive, ride or walk that junction. maybe you could do one each day as a Live Or Die Lottery game?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to be pedantic
That's the Peter Gunn theme.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Facebook tattoo.
Some girl has a tattoo of all 152 of her cyber friends inked on her arm.
Looks genuine as she only has 1 video posted up, but feel free to call
Kirsten Dunst on it if you like. High views so apols if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post what does
Kirsten Dunst mean? I feel really old asking that.
 (I helped save b3ta! bland is bland, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a video
floating around that purported to be her being interviewed by her parents but it was fake :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you mary jane, i cant get you off my brain
you're so sweet like sugar cane!
you make my fly like Air Jamaica,
You make me sing like Anita Baker,

i hope that clears things up for you grandad
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post As Blackdogmanguitar sez bud,
"Kirsten Dunst" = fake.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo! New eso-text!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
I actually started a meme. Didn't I?
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens if she unfriends someone?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i have decided my first are cunt.
and i will be having my arm amputated at once.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i love the sentence:
"i have decided my first are cunt."

and shall be using it ALOT from now on
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post god, my dyslexia/absolute laziness
is really starting to show.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post but resulting in LOLS, which is most important thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an entirely new level of idiocy.

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
if my tattoo person was as hot as this one, I'd be getting her to tattoo pi to the 1000000000000000000000000000th, with the last figure ending on my knobtip.

Other than that, muppet idea and welcome to a future of defending the indefensible and then a bit later, regret.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
I changed my profile picture! What ya gonna do now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
i fucked your mom, stole your stuff, and you've got a tattoo of me on your arm!

says more about my definition of friendship in hindsight.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Global land cover change from 6000 BC to present day
Ronseal. Pretty cool
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me sad.
Basically from the beginning of the Industrial Revolution civilization screwed everything up.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post Goatse?
Did a b3tan design their logo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and their website

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post In 1982.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post On a calculator.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the illustration for 'special perils'

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The sun takes solace in your misery, little man.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait a minute ...
I see a conspiracy here. An insurance company ran by people from the middle east with a picture of a plane twatting a building. Hmm ...
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Darth Vader at Disney land
You remember Vader? He was that menancing figure from your childhood.
The butcher of Alderaan. The killer of Obi Wan.

This is him at disney land. Fer fucks sake.....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh its not that bad, well it is that bad
but dont you remember when freddy kruger was on lunchboxs...

if anything our willingness to love the bad guy makes us fascinating as species.

nope its just bad.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember
him* turning up at my local toy shop when I was little and terrifying most of the kids to the point of tears**. Honestly, they'd have probably have been less scared if Freddy Krueger had turned up.

*May not have been him.
**May have included me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Boba Fett turned up at mine
We all got given a form to mail order the first boba fett figure when Empire strikes back was released.

Really wish my dad had taken that off me and locked it away because it's probably worth a bit now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i think thats like
THE collectors item now isnt it?

might be wrong...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh cock.....
www.poeghostal.com/2009/03/the-top-ten-mail-away-action-figures-of-all-time.html

I swear when I have kids they're not going to be allowed to play with any of their toys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Darth Vader at Redgates toy shop in Sheffield
This defined three stages of growing up to me.
1977. Oh my god why are they letting this cyclepath loose in a toy shop. He will kill EVERYONE.
1980. Wow. It's the guy from Star Wars. That's amazing.
1983. Boooo. It's just a member of staff in a suit.
 (XRAYJAC, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Get the one with the firing backpack and you're pretty much minted.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if mine fired, seem to remember it should have.
Oh, cocking cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We have one in the loft

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post put it inthe
bank.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Seeing off Mr Brown I made this!
Okay, I did not make this, Andrew Oxley & David Williams made it for Screen Three, but I am in it.

I do not appear much in the trailer, but the toilet which washed and dried my arse for me was sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Hugh Abbot:
'All I do: I work, I eat, I shower, that's it. Occasionally I take a dump, just as a sort of treat. I mean that really IS my treat. I sit there and I think - no, I'm not gonna read the New Statesman, this time is just for me. This is quality time just for me. Is it normal?'
 (Rex_Cymru, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was at the Evesham Hotel at Easter. It's a great place to stay, especially with a family. Them bogs are great.
 (bekowsquap Was raptured on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post X-Men Parody Born This Way - Gaga
Some bloke, who I would hazard a guess is an X-Men fan, went to see the new filum and wrote this song for us.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Wish I didn't like this, but I do

(Fistshaker, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I figure with teh gay idol Gaga reference
a lot of b3tans will have the same dilemma!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a link post Once again the lines are blurred
between the onion and real life
 (Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post actualy she did have a higher chance of succeeding then you might think
although I'm pretty sure it was guess an educated guess there is evidence that there are mass graves in alot of america. There are a couple of stories, back in segragation days, of whole (small) towns being wiped out because of the colour of their skin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I just liked
The sheriff saying they took it seriously because the bodies of children were involved. To investigate a murder based on the claims of a psychic would be madness, but the murder of children, thats different.
 (Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vain, it annoys me when reports say things like "people were killed... *including women and children*".
So if just Men were involved nobody would care?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a psychic should carry a prison sentence.
No-one would go to prison, because you couldn't prove they were psychic. But it might stop people claiming to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks like a good way to have your garden dug over witout all that back breaking effort.

(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post A 10-17 second B3TA mind experiment you wont thank me for :) I made this!
Presenting an audio/visual experiment..Let me know how long it took to stay lodged in your head :)
(mr_mekon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post About a millisecond.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually not long.
When I saw the still it got into my head, but somehow when it cuts off like that it drifts off pretty quickly. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a short while because
thinking of catchy songs made me think of this:

youtu.be/kbbA9BhCTko

which pretty much emptied Final Countdown from my head completely. For that reason, I don't suggest clicking ^that^ until you've finished the experiment.

Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but
Got the theme for Bubble Bobble
 (Fistshaker, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post heres a suggestion....
when you cut the music off...why dont you animate circles on the screen to visualize the track a bit...then maybe the people brains will see the images connect them to the last audio they heard etc....

when you see a picture of mcbain and then start reading in his voice its the audio-visual association prompting recall... like guns...they go bang... remember guns!

more so than just your written instruction...

maybe just a numerical count down?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a better example of the effect

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Try fading it out
The dead cut just kills it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post 2 Scottish blokes crash land their hot air balloon in rural China
.. not something you see every day really.
(I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That's hilarious; I NEED to go ballooning. In China. With Scots.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Nice!
Bonus points for the Wallace impression, and not the William variety.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That could have been
SO boring, but it wasn't :)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They just do not know how to balloon.
They use the heat when they are about to crash, it is like watching children sail, over compensating at every turn.

"I'm going to do what he says because he's in control of the fire".

I love hot air ballooning mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I got the impression they are just passengers
so presumably it's the bloke who owns it controlling it.

Literally you pays your money, you takes your chance...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go for it ;)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's made my morning :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, Brilliant! Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Just when Tuesday blues are sinking in.....
a bright spot appears! Top laughs, I loved the commentary. *clicks*

(Or Wednesday blues apparently! Now I feel bad again.)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "He knows what he's doing. I've got full faith in this guy"
I Lol'd
 (Ringo Mountbatten, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
love it!

"he doesn't look happy..."
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ni Hau!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant from start to finish.
Makes me wish I was there.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the pair who did that
"Your a Wizard Harry" thing. Tell me it doesn't
 (TheBoyTucker, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post unusual music video
note: may contain very homosexual middle eastern gentlemen
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that before
It confused me then too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like
an ad for something...

I'm not sure I want to know what.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy, arabic trans-wife-beaters?
*makes downpayment*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Kosher rather than halal

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post How hard drives work.
It's the engineer guy, I truly "less than 3" him. A complex idea explained in a straight forward manner.
(Jimmy Savlon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, didn't know 80% of that.
good stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post fnord

(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for posting!
I loved his LCD monitor break down which got posted here a while back and would encourage anyone else who hasn't seen it yet to do so!


Gets a big fat click from me!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
I'd highly recommend anyone to check out his other videos, highly informative and interesting at the same time.

Thanks for the big click, it was most satisfactory.
 (Jimmy Savlon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesing, ta for the post
Amazing how you can buy a hhd or screen for less than a pair of Levis.
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous stuff!
The future is here we just didn't notice 'cos it snuck in quietly.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you good sir
Subscribed to his vids.
 (Fistshaker, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the info bar pice which asks...
'Would you like to translate the captions?'

Yes, please, English would be good for me as I've got no technical savvy at all.
Very fine video though, thanx.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a pretty good video
However I am disappointed in his explanation he gives of the read head. Read heads haven't consisted of coils of wire for some time as they suffer from issues such as a low signal to noise ratio and different response magnitudes depending on where the head is radially on the disk. Most hard drives now use some form of spin valve which does not rely on Faradays law of induction.
 (AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Then again he did say it consisted of a coil of wire "at its simplest" so I'll let him off.

(AttackOfTheRobots \ =[[ õ õ ]]= /, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

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