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This is a link post UK mom gives 8 year old daughter plastic surgery vouchers for birthday
Maybe they should first surgically remove the mother from her back (and possibly her life!)



 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "mum"
jus' sayin'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You did what to who?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "whom"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Whomo!
Edit: All the Whoms down in Whomville. Makes Dr. Seuss a bit lame, doesn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You did what to her womb?

(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ye gods
wrong on so many levels

does this indicate that the Mirror are going bust/being closed down and decided to go out on a low?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaaaaah!

(CasualGovtObserver, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
I mean, it's worked for the Mum. She looks AMAZING.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not so sure. Look down in the article. She's got a "gunt"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Redtop News Alert!
Please take contents with a large pinch of bullshit and the usual desperate need to be noticed...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post which is which?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/755639
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Best comment:
"The mom looks like an aging, drunken drag queen, no offense meant to actual drag queens."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It happened in June last year,
www.sodahead.com/living/mom-gives-7-year-old-breast-enlargement-voucher-sweet-or-sick/question-1867581/

And she actually gave the girl vouchers which can be exchanged for cash. The mother is an advert and got the vouchers cheap so when her daughter is old enough she can cash them in to fund her time at college/university. Bit of a none story really.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is hurtful.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
Have this voucher to say sorry.....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you. And please stop leaning behind me like the mother in the photo.
Are those your keys?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post erm yes....
Somehow I have set them to vibrate....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Movie, The Movie
Featuring every damn one in Hollywood...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
Star studded! But sadly not as funny as it should have been.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post the best thing
Tyler Perry has ever appeared in
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post I want to be this man
Except I want to look more gay
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post !

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Looks like someone left the gate open at Tom Cruise’s ranch"
...best comment ever.
 (mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post IMPOSSIBLE!!1!!11!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10474434
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Comment
bananacat
May 17, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Wow, this is what you would get if you merged my 5 year-old fantasies with my 25 year-old fantasies. This is a complete win!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post I done a magic I made this!
Whilst you lot were all out chatting up women, I was practising magic in my bedroom.

Who's laughing now....
(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody apparently... :)

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done :)

(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good on a technical level
But your hand movements are a bit too deliberate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good...
Shame about the portrait video..
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's technical on a good level
But your deliberate movements are a bit too hand.
 (Braising Squid, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post Get ready to say awwww.. Fluffy Baby Squirrel
btw does anyone make out what the hell the girl is saying, don't have a clue.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a grown woman's hand

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post same thing

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ....and *this* is why you're not allowed within 500 yards of any primary school.
You roboplegic wrongcock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post actually its 250 accoring to the order

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never seen a grown woman stroking her squirrel??
More to the point, why has this squirrel got such a munchkin voice? It's going to get laughed at by all the other squirrels.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post helium in the nuts it eats?

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Arnie-baiting lols. If you don't laugh uncontrollably then you're ill.
Great bit of comedy from an American stand-up called Pete Holmes. It's still doing the rounds at our place and still making us laugh. Really heats up halfway through.
EDIT apologies for not embedding the video! Using an iPod touch and my thumbs are like shovels and I'm crap at stuff like this!
 (Whizzer, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lurkage!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This will embed :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw9AHPXe8C4
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post top bloody lurkage
click
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post arf
I actually properly lolled at that, well, more of a sniff really, but counts as a lol I reckon
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post EUREAWWRGH
lol
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!!
It's like one of those chillies that builds up on you! I started out thinking 'yeah, that's reasonably amusing', but was genuinely sniggering to myself uncontrollably by the end!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That sir,
is fucking genius.
 (mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's a bit good.

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I never get tired of
Arnie voice pisstakes
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know if someone uses Apple products?
They'll tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^100% truth^

(Sherbs, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY4cwk5Ttac&feature=relmfu
I liked this one
 (munkybitch, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ill then.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I must be ill.
Very, very ill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post I deleted the Quran I made this!
This whole nonsense about Quran burnings is just silly. I wonder whether this is also considered wrong?!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you should have burnt it...
TO A DVD
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post SACRILEGE!!!
How could you even think such a thing?!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so angry right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't bomb me!
I'll download it again if it helps?!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Use MSE,
AVG is a pile of shit nowadays
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, probably ought to change
but I'm lazy and have yet to encounter a problem with AVG. That may be tempting fate though...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just faster and has next to no pop-up messages

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a look into that
Thanks for the tip
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's appalling...
I mean how many CPU cycles are you wasting on that desktop background?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Seems to perform ok for what I need, which is pretty much just browsing the internets these days!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
the internets porn
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well what do you expect?!
That's what the internet is for isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd heard that prophet muhammad was a bit of a pdf file

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You know I don't think I'd ever seen a gun at an airport before 9/11
Now everyone's carrying mp3s
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.....
are we trying to get Rob martyred now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually a really good point.
If you were to print it out, bind it, then burn it what difference does it make? Not that a religious zealot would have any kind of rational response to someone messing with their little book of rules though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post instead of bullet proof vests
if they made vests out of pages from the Koran and asked soldiers to wear them. Would they still be shot at by religious zealots?

just a hypothetical on how absurd it all is
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh. Interesting thought. I am surprised, but impressed at your progress.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a really good idea!!
Patent it and contact halliburton!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Greeks tying cats to their shields when attacking Egyptians.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post did you know
that this is why gangsters have tatoos of teh virgin mary all over thier chests or backs...

because who would stab the virgin mary.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post this is why
I have Martin Luther tattooed on my cock. Father Nattings left me alone at catholic school after that
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post also whhen I get aroused
the tattoo enlarges to reveal 63 of his 'ninety five theses'... 80 on a good day
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to have something to read to the kids at bedtime.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ramming religious down childrens' throats
again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post muslims?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens if you send a mortar at NATO troops and happen to hit an Afghan policeman who is carrying a koran?
Do your mates turn on you and run you through with a scimitar?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you're expected to do it yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Before or after I burn the embassy?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Sacha Baron Cohen prank at last nights Oscars
The only interesting thing that happened during the whole ceremony.
(redflame, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody awesome.
He just doesn't give a shit..... Love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The mans a legend!
I met him at WOMAD and he gave me a shoulder rub.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I met the one on the right and got a shoulder rub.*
*May contain lies
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that would be special.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post lies!
It wasn't your shoulder?
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this man.
Looking forward to the new movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The girls do well to keep straight face
Madman :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt they became models for their understanding of satire

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post is this really so MAD?
Have all our tolerances for crazy sunk that low?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld be more impressed if this "crazyness" hadn't be spammed by the Oscar board weeks ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a non event.
He is actually cross that this tiny thing happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, i mean not like the oscars allowed it to happen...
i mean theyd hate for people to be talking about it today....

sacha baron cohen and the Academy scratch each others backs is whats happening here...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He's hit and miss for me.
I really like some of the stuff he's done but most of his films i thought were really below standard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Now if he'd dressed up as mohammed with a little girl next to him
Then burn a Quran
 (Sean Connery made your mom damp, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha brilliant
bit of a dilemma for the security, what happens when one of the talent is the problem
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought my trousers would never dry it was so funny.....
*contains lies also*

Unfunny twat.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
I d have to agree with you though
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy Lady
8 minutes of audio from a New Zealand Radio show, reading out a text exchange after a one-night stand. It's amazing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord, amazing stuff in content
and also in accent! NZ to the max!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I did think
If they'd done it in any other accent, it would have been less amusing, and more scary.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing to ask a NZ'er is...
The Bear likes a Beer after Sex.
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrist on a bike. That's three flavours of barking mad.
I really want to know what she did on Saturday night to freak him out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post mintle

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post or just read the original texts for yourself without an annoying pair of radio dee jay fuckheads going on for 8 minutes
imgur.com/a/r5kEb
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I think he gives a very good dramatic reading of it.

He should do a bit of Beckett next.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thx, much better that
gave up listening after a minute, "annoying" is putting it mildly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It got worse ...
imgur.com/a/vWLtB
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She said she was pregnant and it was his!?! Fucking hell!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh oh.........

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She comes over as a little needy.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks* & passes on.
This is what you call the DOWNSIDE of unlimited texts
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's his own fault for lying to her.
Twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Murray from Flight of the Conchords?

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me more like a girl with a sense of humour, sitting with her mates and having a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post Liverpool v Cardiff - Gerrard's missed penalty I made this!
For those that missed how the league cup match ended last night, here's the final tense moments. The pressure must have got to him.

*It's on one of my other accounts because I'm expecting FIFA, EUFA or somebody to get arsey and to get it removed. They're like that, grumpy shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem!
Excuse me but I didn't mean this to start football talk.

I bloody hate football.

Talk about vacuum cleaners or something. That's a real topic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Would people recommend a Dyson or a Miele?
We are in a flat so something that can be tucked away would be good, a cylinder type one.

I might need to go through more bags than other people as the cardboard bedding from our pets gets everywhere and I'm lazy enough to just use the vac on it.

Or those robots? I'd love a robot in any form so are they worth a go?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a good point about the bags.
Surely bags aren't green? I mean, how many trees have been destroyed to make the millions and millions of vacuum bags in the world? So, for ecological peace of mind, I'd have to go for a Dyson.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any other bagless vacs which are contenders?
I need an industry insider who can tip me off if a manufacturer is going to unveil a new masterpiece at this summer's vacuum expo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a bosch.
Bosch for the win, they suck like dutch whores.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly they've not thought to use that as an advertising slogan

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Go figure.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post <-----------MUMSNET

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a name for /talk I haven't heard before.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I can recommend a henry
It can suck up gravel and the eyes add a new dimension of terror to any pets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew a girl like this, once.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he played for Arsenal?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Dustpan and brush
you lazy git!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post your all gay
real mean get their wimmins to suck up the fluff with their vagines.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Officelol!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
You spoil us sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
excellent
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post While America fixated about the Oscars
Wikileaks begins publishing 5 million emails from Stratfor
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironic this has been posted above the Charlotte Church link
Where she has been awarded a court settlement for having her mobile phone 'hacked' and other violations of her family's privacy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly different though isn't it
One is clearly in the public interest and, I would assume, doesn't contain trivial information about peoples private lives.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of grasses the lot of em.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck wikileaks man. They love their own propoganda more than anybody.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
How the world really works, eh?

Duly clicked, but I'm not sure "I like this" is the correct sentiment...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post Charlotte Church gets properly stuck in to News International.
Listen to the full audio. Just gone up about a gazillion notches in my estimation.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
she also went up in my estimation when she dumped Agent Orange
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She wasn't born for another 20 years or so after the deployment of Agent Orange against the Vietnamese.
That's the kind of baseless smear that could damage someone's reputation. Are you working for NI?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This is agent orange
4.bp.blogspot.com/-hkLmIFBX0sI/TWlX64udxMI/AAAAAAAAF9k/rwV12gaNfwQ/s800/550w_gayspy_gavin_henson_scd_3.jpg

Fake tan = agent orange
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe Mr Bodine was deliberately misunderstanding for comedic effect.
Nice pic though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post well it's from a gay blog

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post All joking aside,
how the fuck does one actually get *that* orange? It's like the colour-balance has gone proper wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
But even whilst she's trying to give her speech the paps are telling her where to stand and the shutters on their cameras are drowning her out...
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ...in perfectly legitimate behaviour by both parties as befits a valid news story.
It's a media statement - they are kind of meant to be there.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They're reporting the news...
...not digging up shit and flinging it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Good girl!
They really are shit and need to burn. Who bought the Sun on Sunday then?



Anybody?.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Had a microsecond flash of curiosity as I passed the news stand and then gave myself a good hard slap and moved on.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The world needs more people like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers. Here was me thinking that using the revenues from my international arms dealing to finance oppressive regimes in developing countries for personal gain would count against me.
Good to know I come out ahead on balance though.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget
the child porn ring.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't pick up trash like that if I was sat on the tube with nothing to read, and a copy was next to me

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a guy where I work...
...who insists on calling me over at least twice a day to show me an article in his beloved pile of shite paper. I always tell him "I'm not going to look at that". He doesn't seem to get the message.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Quote:-
"The settlement includes £300,000 in legal costs and a public apology."

This apology will of course be 3-4 lines long & tucked away in the bottom left hand corner of page 27.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This^
Exactly.

Let's just go down there and blow their building up. Apology accepted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon whenever a newspaper is forced to print an apology
they should be made to dedicate the same amount of space to do so, on the same pages the original story was printed on.

So if they had a front page splash of "PERSON DOES SHOCKING THING", which is then continued on pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11 & 12 - the would have to print the apology as a front page splash, and then on pages 2, 3, 4, etc...

That'd make them think twice before printing utter shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor
I'd tap HER phone.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to have sex with her in the fanny.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post School of Cognac

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Err.

My systems block anything from a .ru address. ( No fancy anti-virus - just a fucking good host file.)

So a description might help.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a video tutorial about Cognac
being given by a Russian red headed babe
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Paint your own nebula.
That's ummm pretty much it really.

 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm... swooshy...
*likes*
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
imgur.com/BYrWD
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahahahaha
*click :-D
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't even need to click that to know what it would be :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ditto.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :) ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really pretty lully.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post thats lovely

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really nice
Another one I like, think I found it linked here to:
www.escapemotions.com/experiments.html
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
reminds me of the voodoo lights screensaver from years ago...
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Purdy

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Barack Obama showing his actual birth video at his birthday bash
I got sent a shortened one and thought it was made up, but no, this is actually real. I like him.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He was born?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post compare that to bush,
smugly joking about the "have's and have mores"
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that apostrophe deliberately ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont use apostrope's wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *seethes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That upset's people doe'snt it?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post come on now, weve all's had a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's post-ironic apostrophe abuse
All the cool kid's are doing it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, an apostrophe stickler.....
...just like me.
www.markta.co.uk/apostrophe/index.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that. Especially the pdf.
However, I would argue that his example (on the first page) of "photo's" isn't legitimate, as it could be a contraction of "photographs".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *** NEWSFLASH ***
Tab Hunter likes .pdf files!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't news...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't stopped the Murdoch empire has it!
/Stewart Lee
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrogant sod.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure....
I thought it was a piss take of how some elephants of the media cast him in that sort of light.

Could be wrong though...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Test run for 150th underground celebrations next year
Not something you see every day...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty awesome

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
hai new person. this should really be posted on /talk. they love this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk scares me
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this,
combining, as it does, steam trains & being underground.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they've turned the smoke detectors off.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The tube is just horrid
Never been on it until last year, I just assumed it was like any other mass-transit system like in any other city I've been in.

But oh no no, this one had Londoners on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
:)
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Prince Charles drives a tube train
From Facebook:



"The Prince of Wales drives a London Underground tube train built for the Metropolitan line during a visit to Bombardier Transportation UK Limited, where HRH toured the facility and met members of the workforce at their factory in Derby, 24 February 2012."

Other, more talented b3tans can do this photo far more justice than me.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This came up on that Twitter.
"man does work experience after 50 years on state benefits"
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post How about
"And they all said I'd gorn OFF the bally rails!"
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I absolutely LOATHE that man,
the nasty, arrogant, pompous, ill-informed, ignorant, inbred, over-privileged, unpleasant CUNT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be too soft on the guy Tabby.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like or dislike any of them personally
but I do think they all should be put up against the wall.
Hereditary heads of state? Fuck off!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I actively hate him:
I know whenever I spy his name in an article, or he's mentioned on PM I'll get angry. He's used his ill-informed opinion to put the kibosh on projects he disapproves of; with scant regard whether the companies involved go under as a result. He's used his priveleged position to push for the already-stretched NHS to fund homeopathy. After gaining below average A-levels he got to go to Cambridge; because of who he is, not his ability.
...and Poundbury.
....and cunting Duchy Originals.
Oh, this sums up his arrogance & lack-of-self-awareness. And, for me, is the cherry on the top of a shit-filled gateau. CUNT!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy Tabs, don't hold back.... let it all out.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried his Duchy Originals sausages once
they were nice but not amazing, nice and meaty, with a subtle gamey flavour, but when you cut into them they just fell apart... crumbled.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CONSIDER YOURSELF IGNORED MORON
*flounces*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If you put them all up against the wall...
... how would they drive our trains?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I like his son harry
you can tell he is Charles' son as he has the same ginger hair and normal sized ears....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You notice how Harry get's sent to Arghanistan and William the Falklands?
It's pretty obvious which ones the spare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
Could all kick off in the Falklands (if you believe the Daily Mail).
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post If these stats are to believed
The population of the Falklands is only just higher than the amount of civilian deaths in Afghanistan in 2010.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but what do you REALLY think?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well, but
it probably won't fit on the photo. Could we cut an adjective or two?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Mass Effect: The Musical I made this!
I am wetting myself for Mass Effect 3 - to bide my time til it's released I made this.
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Have to say I'm rather looking forward to it myself.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Yay and I look forward to staring at Miranda's digitally enhanced arse for another 30 hours or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I literally laughed out loud when the game settled on this shot.
I am a serious character with self-confidence issues and...what are you looking at?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i reallly like your flow on this one!
not played the games but blimey it sounds exciting.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome! *clicks*
I'd like to see a video of you "spitting your lyrics" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays. Do you have a rap face?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the best promo for a video game ever!
*clickety click*
 (colinr, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Awesome journalist punching there
 (Turbo Blackbeard And then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Dancebulance
Its The Gov Ball 2012 Lineup video, he may be dancing really well, I neither know nor care, but he made me laugh, from 1.10 I laughed. Out Loud. but I have still not properly sobered up so it could be that...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this guy at first but he's turning out to be a bit of a one trick pony

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Meat shake!
a tasty rap by ugly duckling about the greatest fast food product there is. "you want a meaty meal but your teeth ache? hey for pete's sake get a meat shake"
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 1081 glorious calories......
www.jackinthebox.com/nutrition/product.php?prod_id=bacon_shake_large_%2824_oz.%29&cat_id=8
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
it has less blended meat than a true meat shake though.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
It IS vegetarian friendly.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they need to head to the vegghie hut to eats some leaves and grin.
it's all covered in the song.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pretty sure this featured in the the news letter before the album came out. They had a website up and it looked sort of like a franchise setup. Kept playing the samples of the happy customers and the melody, b3ta got me into Ugly Duckling.
www.b3ta.com/board/3565458
 (I helped save b3ta! elmosbeendrinking, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oops. that was before my time.
doesn't surprise me.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I love UD. I met up with them in Manchester a few months back, and by met up I mean I ambushed them after their gig and talked shit at them, but they were really nice and now I am "friends" with them on Facebook. Suckers, now the stalking will never end. Check out Blown Celeb too which is one of Dizzys side projects.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i supported them in aberdeen in 2002
the ambushed after the gig and talked shit at them... lovely guys. :D will check blown celeb!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

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