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This is a link post I thought this Guardian article could do with Samuelljacksonizing
Or Samuelljacksonising for our british readers
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post BadaBadaBadaBadaBadaBadaBada - you're dead!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post cramps FTW!!
=)
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Made my day!
'kini gurrls wi mah.... sheen-gurns.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
saw em on the tour they did around this time, love the cramps.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them at Rock City, Nottingham
and got a good "shinkicking". Me legs were black and blue for 3 weeks.

Music was great, obviously. I'm afraid I was very, very drunk indeed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post A montage of James Bond Cars
for all you 007 fans out there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post James Bond Forever!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and boats, gyrocopters, swamp buggies and fuuuuuuuuuck........
I want them ALL!!
*clicks like a loon for so many childhood memories*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Funny House of Commons Moments

(kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that just makes me fucking angry
yeah laugh away you absolute fucking cunts...its not like your supposed to be doing anything.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post at what point is there a funny bit?
fucking ridiculous and out dated circus for public school kids
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post its just so fucking
smug...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Roooooooooooooooobarb Roooooooooooooooooooobarb Rooooooooooooooooobarb.
I couldn't agree more. When you see this collection of privileged tosspots engaging in these pointless pissing contests it just makes politics seem very irrelevant to normal people's lives.

Can't we have some kind of system of government where sensible debate happens, followed by some kind of democratic vote, free of party whips, that actually gets shit done?

Genghis Khan had the right idea etc. etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post what do you think this is?
switzerland?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You want to know the funny thing?
MPs seem to think they're "accountable". Or at least they do when they're talking about the Lords. There's something terribly wrong when I have more respect for a bunch of unelected old dodders than I do for those the public apparently elected.

They like to think that the public don't vote on party lines, but I say this: if you know the name of the MP you voted for last time, post it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cynthia Payne in a bye-election in the 80s
She didn't win

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Payne.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I quite liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Martin was pathetic
Bring back Betty Boo.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post or-or-orr-or-orr-ord-orr-or-orrd-orrrrd-order-order

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a steak please
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v9A2D1QBe4#t=0m58s
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Betty Boo! Betty Boo!
She had balls.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How unusual that the rudest cunts are the fucking tories.
Nice to see that bastard cameron is getting a kicking these days, the utter smug ultra-cunt.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I despise his politics
I do like William Hague's ability to spin a yarn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a fucking disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i wouldn't bash cameron again and again in the face with a brick
but i wouldn't rush to stop anyone doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're all secretly planning to go the Rocket Ship that they call 'The Shard'. As it blasts off into space, they'll scream "See you later, suckers! YOU'RE FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The truth is more depressing
They're doing all of that without the good bit with the Shard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post bunch o cunts.

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post Understanding Vagina Dentata
A woman with teeth in her vagina. It effects 1:12,000,000 women. Must be a worry.
(kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Broken link.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ooops
soz i missed a character.
 (kompressaur onlinebanter.com, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
blocked for me, not even ProxTube cold unblock it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be the teeth.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post CHOMP!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Link doesn't seem to work for me :-(
Have a song about Vagina Dentata instead, made and posted here by some lovely B3tans several years ago:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgBTaLKR84
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
That's nice. Didn't realise it had a real life version! Though I guess Anything Dentata is technically possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Talk to your doctor, gynocologist, or dentist," he says.
- your dentist? Really?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post get out of the way, cat...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post SaC

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww bless, she got a little floor cleaning done prior to sexy time.
BTW, what is the point of having a pole in your house? I mean, if you can't get aroused without her parading like a trollop, maybe the chemistry just isn't there.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer my trollops parading around like trollops

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post token pussy comment.....

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to purchase 1 pussy token please.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Just put it right there in the dime slot

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post move, cat! get out da way!

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post Colombian Turtle Boy gets his shell removed
No after, but the before is enough.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The didn't show the surgery
because is was a turtle disaster
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Now he's back to his shell-tered life.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post But, it's fair to say that this has tortoise all a lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
and that little lad has really come out of his shell
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you guys...
you shouldn't mock,
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the waiting list was long
or if they made it snappy?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems cool
and then you realise it's a giant mole.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Some 'post' shots
www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/turtle-boys-shell-finally-removed
 (Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I was glad to see in the last picture that removing the mole enabled him to ride a little ass.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post poor kid
that's horrific
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you've changed since you've had kids.
not that i knew you before.

or now.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe - dunno
my eldest is 7 so I've had kids for most of the time B3ta has been around
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post see i blatently don't know you at all. :D
i like your website though. :D it's dead good.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part
where we still have freakshows and we can still stare at disfigured people for entertainment.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew a guy with an untreated cleft palate - basically a hole in his face that he tried to cover with his beard.
He said that worse than the pointers were the people who either didn't acknowledge him at all, or treated him like a pitiable thing.

Thank God for modern medicine and good people willing to donate to help a kid out.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel Four?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor kid, what a little hero
in a half shell...
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh, nice mixed metaphors!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pre-teen-age-mutant-ninja-turtle!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post London Film & Comic Con - I want to be a Superhero I made this!
So first time out using a Flycam I just got. Hope you guys enjoy & theres a second vid that follows of bonus footage too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nice camerawork, but fucking hell that's some bad music ;D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love that someone dressed up as The Todd. I hope he was rocking a bannana hammock under those scrubs for authenticity.

Who are the characters at 1:30? I thought maybe From Dusk 'Till Dawn but the girl's haircut didn't fit from memory.

Janine Melnitz, Tank Girl and Harley Quinn all for the schwing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:30
'Pokemon, locked and loaded'(A gritty reboot)- 'Gotta maim them all!'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ I'm gullible,
I even Googled it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in about 6 of those clips

I saw you get so pissed off with the woman who bumped into you when you was recording the Walking Dead guys! Very funny! (for me)
 (I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there.
I saw those people. So have a click.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Fantastic banner for The Hobbit.
Pretty much the book, left to right.
Coooooool.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wut?

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the love or excitement
if the poster is that overly long and has so much bad cg in it then the film's going to be a nightmare.

Also you need to click the link twice, the first time just goes to the home page
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, for many who read the book when young and impressionable like myself, it's quite exciting.
I guess if you weren't a fan then...
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the book as a child, but it's just that, a (short) kids book.
sadly the Lord of the Rings films give me an idea of how overblown, badly rearranged and monotonous Jackson will make this
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I see.
Do not follow your cynicism, sorry. Have fun not to enjoying the film I guess!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the films. He did what could be expected with those tomes.
Add to that John Williams' music, great lighting, color and camera, and it is a win. I'm with you Johnny, m'boy!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post We read the book at school when I was about 9.
Thought it was shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know spoilers for the hobbit
Lets just say i'll be waiting until they're both out in extended versions before watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "I know spoilers for the hobbit"- What!?
You mean you read the book? All the way to the end? Well done, you.
*gives lolly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you think the book has much to do with the film then you are going to be disapointed.
*Hands back pube incrusted wurthers original sellotaped to a cocktail stick.*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, look. *This* is how much of a shit I give about a silly elves & goblins kids film:
fuck all
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we can't all spend our nights watching 30 Rock and pulsating.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to think that sand in your vagina is actually gravel.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you are still upset at Orlando Bloom for not replying to your 3695 page erotic fanfic masterpeice?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Orlando Bloom, pffffft.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, go and marry your definitely-not-mad girlfriend
Moon Girl Something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a lolly.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post All I keep seeing is Catwoman
Have no idea about stupid, fat Hobbits.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What Michelle Pfeiffeffeffer is in it?

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post She plays the love interest Galadriel.
Her and Gandalf have a bit of a snog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly, Gandalf doesn't like girls
He prefers a hot balrog.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese acrobat Wok too Hai survives high wire fall
received only minor injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tightroping backwards blindfolded, what did he expect
Lucky, trees were there
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post LACIST!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Raundry is leady.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He was thrown off balance
by the added weight of the butt-cam.
 (Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Epic Celebration after winning race, or maybe not

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pride comes before the fall.
But, that last lap was fantastic. The guy on the Kawasaki totally swooped in there!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
ooops.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly billy.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You could tell the exact second where every large breasted floozy within a mile altered their sights to the other guys.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post bbc link for silly names

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah would make a good Ho

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post What would happen if someone pitched you a baseball at 90% of the speed of light?
Quick drying wood stain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
Loving that. I wonder if they have one about jizz hitting light speed?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I already know the answer to that.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post She didn't see him coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe thats cool

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That happened to me once at a little league game.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing I've seen online for weeks
I am literally bouncing in my seat and giggling.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post thats great
im off to the park tonight to practice my pitching.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
I thought you were more of a 'catcher'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchers have to have good knees to squat for hours like that.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post In as many words, This...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-OBCOk4ZEQ
 (Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I love science, especially of this kind.
 (Ursafluff, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Play that Wunky music fhite boy...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a link post Do you know what a golden shower is? Have you ever heard of 'fisting'?
This delightful USA comic explores the gay world and in no way is biased against it.

Here is the link to loads of other mental comics:
www.ep.tc/problems/index.html
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Those gays and their deathstyle.
Page 6, the chap on the rack looks like Dubya.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "well, most sodomites report that their first sexual experience was a homosexual one. 85% said this."
...actually, the whole things fairly retarded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one learned a lot from the hate filled pamphlet.
When groups of homosexuals stand around and urinate on another they exclaim "Wheee!!" and "Oh, boy!!".
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's always like that in the movies
probably
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's so biased
Me and my mates say that when we all stand around and urinate on each other. And we're 110% definitely not gay.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "110%"!? You must've gone past 'straight' and slipped into the back of 'Lesbian'.
...and that, your honour, is all the defence wish to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of
We're so straight that we have a straightness surplus. That means we can afford to be a bit gay because we've always got plenty of straight in reserve. That's how they explained it to me anyway....
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "They"?
Tell us about them. What else did they tell you was normal?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God
The pamphlets were right. They're so devious, those gays...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I know! Blimey, has all that shouting made you thirsty....here you go...
*proffers drink*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wanking fodder for repressed religious closet types?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lambda is gay?
But, I always thought it was on my wavelength :o
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *SPANG*

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post aythankyou

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Belarusian Dominoes
This is a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post These guys again? Been on a few times now.
Anyway everyone knows it's really just two guys.
One either end of a string of puppets and some string.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing like a totalitarian state for some impressive military precision

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post they are turning as if
the lives of thier families depended on it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Garrison duty in Belarus gets really boring...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
That was rather well done.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Firing squad does the Mexican wave

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Falafel The Cat I made this!
I have made a book thing, it is about a hermitty-man who loses his pet cat and has to go and find him. It has photographs of cats in it, exciting things to fold out and look at and many words.

It is self-published and quite orange. It has an ISBN too! Currently I've only got it on sale on my ecommerce website but it'll be in a few Dorset bookshops soon and eventually Amazon, once I figure out how that shit works.

"Best book in the world" - a friend who hasn't actually read it.
"It made me laugh and cry" - my aunt.

I've been working on it for about four years now and am quite proud, I'm incredibly curious to get some honest feedback and am looking for any blogs and websites that are small enough to review something like this. Any recommendations? You could also buy it, if you wanted to, I will not stop you. I would even sign it. That would make me feel pretty important.



That is what it looks like. It's quite pretty.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post FtCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone had to say it :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Eschercats!
Also, good luck with this. I fear the CaC brigade will piss all over your chips here but I like the look of it and may even buy a copy.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee. It is 99% about the man looking for the cat rather than the cat, although
I suspect the cat photograph at the start of every chapter may enrage them.

Thank you! I'm just quite excited to have a box of my books, I've not really considered what to do now. I do at least have a nice new footstool.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post MlfCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post your surname conjures some unpleasant imagery
good luck with the book though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'G' could be more 'G'-like on the cover, I think.
But thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post gun trip?
Or gunt rip?

Either way - i concur.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Good spot
If Mr Guntrip published a book called Damaged Vaginas it would probably become one of those Amazon links that never dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck dude
I could never write a book :-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and you have trouble colouring in
without going over the lines too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post if i didnt know better (and i dont)
i would say that the first row of cats are getting it up the arse from the second row and the second row who have front paws on the shoulders of there bumsex partners, are getting it from the row behind and so on and so and so forth
basically the cats are doing it doggy stylee on the cover of a book you sick twisted person this is an internet outrage i tell you and outrage

*shakes impotent beadle hand in rage*
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post St Germain - The Black Man
This just popped up on my popular mobile music device/ phone combo and thought I would share.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Annual Running of the bull
0:50 FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post they should stick blocks of cheese on the bulls horns and push them down a hill
in the interests of cultural exchange
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like the summary to one of your vids :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post La vache qui ne pas rit

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post La vache qui ne rit pas

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post funny you should say.
I made this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcIPp73xcqY&feature=player_detailpage
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post Raaaawwwwk! I made this!
We made a music video and I finally found some sort of use for some of my dodgy animating skills with skulls and projecters (and I'm also in the band). Enjoy

Also made by Brett Metal and Jason (Aka Jet Productions) for their betterer animating, editing and camera work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously rawwwwwwks!
Nice work all around. Tops.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou
We're very proud of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)

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